Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch turned from the dark to the bright, and simply went about his business, setting up a banner to avoid sneaking around, and he had to worry about it, if he lost the golden seal again, this trip would really be in vain.The next day, he had people make two small flags, with "Emperor's Imperial Envoy" written on one side and "Governor of the World" written on the other.There was not enough manpower, so Huang Qiuchan recruited a few strong warriors to help them form a small team.Huang Qiuchan was worried, so she brought some troops with her, and followed the imperial envoy far away, and sent out a few spies. If there was any trouble in her husband's place, she would immediately report to her, so that there could be a response.

The flamboyant little eunuch was originally an expert, and the court issued him an official uniform, a big red robe, a python jade belt, black gauze on his head, and Jinshi shoes on his feet.The little eunuch was dressed up by Wang Xiaowu, and when he came out of the small shop, everyone couldn't help applauding: What a handsome imperial envoy, the royal family has good eyesight, why did you choose such a beautiful young man with both talents and looks?

Fat Xi Shi Delong looked at Shu again, complaining secretly in his heart, regretting that he should not have allowed Hu Sanlang.Although Hu San is not bad and has a high official position, compared with this imperial envoy, he is quite inferior.To marry such a handsome gentleman, no matter how many wives he has, even his eighteenth concubine will recognize him.However, the raw rice is already ripe, and the words spoken are the water that is thrown out, and people have no belief that pigs and dogs are worse.Let's talk about a fourth-rank official, the highest criminal law official in the court, let's be content!She swallowed a mouthful of sour water, and quietly went into the shop to do some work.

As mentioned earlier, the young eunuch was not good at sitting in a sedan chair, so Hu and Wang gave up the two sedan chairs, and he rode alone on his BMW dragon horse.The sedan chair was behind, and the little eunuch rode a horse and held a gun in front. Those who didn't know thought he was working to open the way!

Just as the team was about to set off, suddenly there was a lot of voices in front of them.The little eunuch ordered Zhang Facun to go to inquire about the news, and when he came back, he said: Dozens of people knelt on the ground holding up the pleadings, shouting that they were wronged, and asked the imperial envoy to make decisions for them.

The little eunuch usually gets the most angry about the lawsuits filed by these mothers-in-law and mothers. After hesitating for a while, he suddenly remembered that there was a Dali Temple official sitting in the sedan chair behind him!According to the division of labor, this is his old Hu's business, so he asked:

"Whom did they tell?"

"Zou Xigui, Governor of Huayang Prefecture." Zhang Facun replied.

Zhang Facun was awarded an official post, and his night work was changed to daytime work, and he also changed into a set of official post clothes.There is a saying that horses rely on saddle makeup, and people rely on clothing makeup. It seems that they have changed people suddenly.Xiao Zhang trotted, busy before and after the run, especially in front of the neighbors in his hometown today, so he worked extra hard and was very energetic.

The little eunuch ordered: "Take all the complaints and hand them over to Mr. Hu. And tell those who have complained, this imperial envoy will definitely make the decision for them and avenge their grievances. I am a dignified imperial envoy, so why are you still afraid of him being a small mansion?" Is it Yin Cheng?"

After a while Zhang Facun came back with a large stack of papers in his arms, and stuffed his brains into Hu San's sedan chair.Hu San was a county magistrate, and it was his duty to sort out and review the files.He folded all these certificates neatly one by one, then opened the car curtain and read them carefully.

The journey from Dakeng Town to Huayang Mansion is less than five miles away. The little eunuch is light on horseback, and his legs are fast. It is the porters who are suffering. In order to keep up with the team, there are two big officials on their shoulders, and they are sweating profusely as they run , Panting like a cow.

Before reaching the gate of the government office, several soldiers in charge came forward and shouted:

"What are you doing? This is an important place for the government, so you can wait for the noise?"

The little eunuch was about to explode, Zhang Facun stopped him and cursed:

"Blind your dog eyes, didn't you see who this is? This is the emperor's imperial envoy Pan You'an Pan, Mr. Pan, who came to inspect you. Why don't you ask your master to open the door and come out to greet you in person? , don’t want to live with you?”

Zhang Facun heard that his wife had read the imperial decree, and knew the size of the imperial envoy's official position, so he followed his master's position and didn't take these hairy people seriously.

"What, what, you are imperial envoys?" The soldier yelled straightly, "You are not ghost envoys sent by the Lord of the Underworld, are you? You are pretending to be ghosts, and you look alike. How could our master let you little things be thrown around casually?" Fooled?"

Zhang Facun still wanted to argue, when the small door on the side of the mansion gate opened, and an official-looking official walked out.When the sergeants saw the little official, they all stood up to pay their respects. The little official walked over with his hands behind his back, leisurely shaking his body and shaking his head.He squinted his eyes and looked up and down the little eunuch who was riding on the horse for a long time, then opened the sedan chair curtain and looked at the two sedan chairs.At the end, the little official asked the little eunuch with a sideways face:

"Which of you are imperial envoys?"

"Do you think I look like me?" the little eunuch said with a grin.

"Yeah, a little bit." The clerk teased, shaking his head, "It looks like a pig's nose with green onions. Is there a formality?"

The little eunuch pouted at Hu San's sedan chair and said, "It's stored there. I want to ask him to ask for it."

"Hey," the little official said with a sneer, "the imperial envoy rides the horse to clear the way, and the people below sit in the sedan chair to enjoy it, and they don't know how to perform the show, so they show their feet? Let me see, what kind of fake imperial decree have you guys made up?" ------"

The little official stood there and asked for something, Zhang Facun looked at the little eunuch's face, then went to Hu San to get the gold seal and imperial decree and handed them to the little official.Zhang Facun thought that after reading the imperial decree, the little official would immediately f*ck the shit out of him and panic like he and his wife did.Unexpectedly, the little official laughed out loud when he saw it, and jokingly asked the little eunuch:

"You are Pan You'an?"

"I'm Pan You'an." The flame in the little eunuch's stomach was about to reach his throat, and he hurriedly restrained it with force.

"To tell you the truth, I have never met Pan You'an, but I heard about him when I was in the capital. I also heard that Pan You'an was a eunuch." The official said seriously.

"Can't a eunuch be an imperial envoy?" The little eunuch became interested, and he would be interested in whoever made a fuss about his eunuch.

"I didn't say that, who is the imperial envoy is a matter for the emperor to decide. Since I know that Pan You'an is a eunuch, then let's follow the eunuch's rules. Friends, do you understand what I mean?"

The little eunuch shook his head and glanced at the little official.

The little official reprimanded: "Don't roll your eyes at me. I'm acting on behalf of the magistrate. I can't keep it private. Now I have a trick, that is, you take off your pants in front of these people. If it's really a eunuch, your imperial envoy will be fine." It is probably true. Then we will send someone to refine this golden seal in the furnace. Real gold is not afraid of fire! If it cannot be burned, of course it is a real gold seal, and you are [-]% real imperial envoy .I asked the master to order the whole mansion to kneel and line the streets to welcome you into the mansion. Isn’t this a high requirement?”

The little eunuch just wanted to kill this ignorant little official, but now he suddenly changed his mind.I saw him giggling and saying:

"It's simple, you help me take this gun, and I'll take off my pants right away for you to check."

The little official didn't know what it was, he stretched his neck and walked two steps forward, reaching out to catch the young eunuch's magic spear.

The little eunuch took the opportunity to pass the spear, and the tip of the spear flew to the little official's chest, the little official didn't expect such a move, he was in a hurry, what kind of kung fu did the little eunuch do?He had already raised his robe.The little eunuch was also worried about stabbing him to death, so the tip of the gun swayed, passed between the ribs, and hooked the little official's belt upside down, and only heard a "chuck", and the little official's belt broke.

The little official is a literati and has always advocated that "a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands". The little eunuch teased him so much that his trousers fell to his ankles. At the waist, with another force, the gun seemed to have grown hands, and he actually took off a pair of pants.When the little official yelled for trousers, the little eunuch flicked them lightly, and the little official's trousers were hung on the gate of the magistrate's gate.

The teaser was being teased by others. The bare-bottomed official covered his lower body with his hands, and with a face full of embarrassment, he yelled at the little eunuch:

"It's too indecent, it's too indecent! Blasphemy, angering the saint, your family can't produce Wenquxing from generation to generation!"