Merry Eunuch Lang

Five years later.

Pan You'an grew up to be a suave young teacher.It doesn't matter what it looks like, the key is that his unique artifact has already won the applause of the palace and the favor of the maids.

At the beginning, when the old emperor passed away and the little emperor ascended the throne, and Concubine Tong was promoted to empress dowager, the palace had already done the necessary cleaning.All the empresses, concubines, concubines, maids, etc. who had an affair with the first emperor left only one Empress Li, and the rest were all moved out of the palace. The first emperor's heirs also went west and east, except for the current emperor.During this period, although countless beautiful court ladies and pure eunuchs were added, apart from a few male cats and three to five small-toothed dogs (male dogs) in the huge royal harem, the rest were all female or asexual ( eunuch) residents.

It is no longer a secret that the little eunuch chief committed suicide.Of course, the news is still within a certain controllable range, most of them are just heard, and there are very few witnesses.If it hadn't been for an earth-shattering event, the palace might still be in stagnant water.

Suddenly one day, the empress dowager raised her eyebrows and lowered her eyes, thinking of sour and spicy food.Concubine Tong is not a fool, but also someone who has experienced it, so she naturally knows where the root of the disease lies.She invited her sweet friend, Empress Li, to the Bixia Palace. Empress Li was about to kowtow when entering the door, but Tong Biyu helped her up, and said with a smile:

"Sister, which one of us is with whom, and you gave the Ai family the trick?"

"Is the Queen Mother okay?" Empress Li asked.

"People are so annoying, you are still watching the fun."

"Why is sister panicking?"

"I'm afraid the Ai family is happy." Tong Hou said with a blushing face.

"Could it be the seed left by the old emperor?" Empress Li pretended to be confused.

"My sister really knows how to joke. It has been so many years since the old emperor passed away, how could he still have the kindness to stay with Aijia? If this word spreads, wouldn't it make people laugh?"

"I don't understand, where does my sister's joy come from?"

Although Empress Li has not been trained by the KGB or the CIA, she is good at intelligence. How can this little secret of Queen Tong be hidden from her eyes and ears?But she still deliberately sold off.

"To tell the truth from my sister, it was the good deed of that little eunuch."

"Oh, my God! A fake eunuch sneaked into the palace, and it was like an iron bucket. If I were a few years younger, I would let that fake eunuch pamper me once, sister, you are so happy! I eat alone, Forget elder sister if it's good?" Madam Li's mouth has always been unforgiving?

"Sister, people are so anxious that they come to discuss important matters with you, do you still have the time to joke around?" Queen Tong had to lower her body when she encountered difficulties.

"If you ask me, this matter is easy to handle." Empress Li said after thinking about it.

"How easy to do, tell me quickly?"

"Fall the blame on others!"

"Fall the blame on others! Who are you marrying?"

"How many men are there in this palace?"

"Of course there is only one, who else can there be besides the emperor who mourns the family?"

"Then blame him."

"The emperor doesn't seem to be able to do anything about it. Apart from the empress, he has set up several concubines, but nothing has happened. I asked the concubines from the side, and they said that the emperor and them are only limited to kissing and kissing, and those things have not yet been carried out. !"

"My silly imperial nephew!" Niang Niang Li said with a smile, "That would be easier."

Empress Li leaned over to Queen Tong's ear and whispered a few words.

Tong Hou nodded her head in praise and said, "It's the best. After it's done, I will give my sister a big reward."

"What do you reward me for? Could you also give me a fake eunuch?"

"As long as my sister dares to ask for it, ten or eight are all promised."

"Don't don't, I'm an old woman, I've forgotten about it for eight lifetimes!"

According to Empress Li's plan, the Empress Dowager asked the court ladies to invite His Majesty the Emperor.Queen Tong said:

"Emperor, my four girls, which one do you like?"

The little emperor shook his head and said: "I don't like any of them, I just like the eunuch brothers."

"My son, this matter is different from that matter. Although Ann is good, he is just your brother, and he can't sleep."

"As long as you can sleep with the eunuch brother, I can't make out with the eunuch brother? The queen mother is very partial."

"The emperor is talking nonsense. How can the queen mother sleep with him? I want your brother An'er to accompany me. I am afraid to sleep alone in the big house." The queen mother corrected.

"I also want the eunuch brothers as companions!" The emperor yelled.

"No, Huang'er, don't mess around. What's the point of sleeping with two men? Huang'er is obedient. I will sleep with Qiu'er tonight. Qiu'er will tell many stories and even feed you Doudou." The queen mother induced explain.

"I sleep with Chun'er, can Chun'er tell stories and feed me Doudou?"

"Chun'er is fine too. Chun'er can also tell stories and feed you Doudou."

"Okay, I'll sleep."

"When you go to sleep, tell a few more people."

"Understood, Queen Mother." The silly emperor nodded and said.

"The emperor is so good."