Merry Eunuch Lang

Tong Biyu has only been married to the palace for only one month, so she doesn't need too much maintenance, but without the desert wind and sand and strong sunshine, her skin quickly recovered, her facial features were originally correct, and she transformed into a beautiful woman A stunning beauty.However, for whom this flower blooms, you will never return.Tong Biyu's wild horse was tied up in a donkey pen, let alone galloping on the prairie, even having fun in the yard was not allowed.She lives like a year, often weeping secretly, only complaining about the injustice of heaven, sending her to such a living hell on earth, life is not only for dressing and eating!

The emperor said several times that Bixia Garden would be demolished, not to mention taking up a large area, which would hinder the scenery and block the line of sight.What's even more exasperating is that there is a red-faced lady inside, who gets angry just thinking about it, and looks even more eye-catching.However, my old lady resolutely refused, and the queen mother said:

"The emperor must not do it, this is related to your country and society! A daughter-in-law is not a big deal, but his father has a hundred thousand soldiers. If you neglect his daughter, how can the border be stable? I saw Concubine Tong during the day Your face has changed a lot, and it is not as dusty as it was when you came the day before yesterday. You might as well take some time to rest in Bixia Garden and share some rain and dew with her, so as not to accumulate grudges for a long time and cause troubles again."

"Fart!" said the emperor, "I am the son of heaven, rich in the world, what kind of woman can't get her, but she lays eggs in the red-faced woman's den? The queen mother treats the emperor as a stallion, and she will just pull the head of the donkey." What can his father do to me, if he can’t, draw up an imperial decree, collect some charges, bring it back and kill him!”

The queen mother hurriedly stopped and said: "Jiangshan can't make fun of it! My son, it's fine if you don't pamper Concubine Tong, but don't move his father's thoughts. Haven't you heard the saying that you will not follow the orders of the emperor outside?" ? If there are some traces of horses, some rumors about your dew, or something happens at the border, how can your country be stable?"

"Understood!" The emperor replied impatiently to his mother, twisting his buttocks and getting out of the way.

It stands to reason that the most important person in the world to quit drinking is the emperor.The emperor is different from ordinary people. Even if the common people do that thing every day for 360 days a year, they can only plant one seedling a year at most.The emperor is different, changing brides every day, and people are different every night.When the opportunity is good, there is always the possibility that the seeds will grow teeth. Just imagine that the emperor can still drink every day?It was when the emperor was drunk that he happened to meet the concubine Tong who was hidden deep in her boudoir and was no longer the red-faced woman she used to be. At that time, he didn't know who Concubine Tong was. Unfortunately, a silly prince was born.

Before giving birth to the emperor, Tong Biyu wanted to go home several times to visit her relatives.The empress dowager is in charge of the harem, and the empress dowager said: "It doesn't matter if you don't go, the sky is high and the earth is far away, it's inconvenient to come and go. You miss home, no matter who is in the family, if someone sends a letter from the mourning family, they will come to see you , there’s no need for you to go and see them.” After giving birth to a son, I thought the Queen Mother would approve it, but it was still not enough to report it.When she understood this truth, she became the empress dowager herself.The reason is actually very simple, not because he is afraid that the emperor's women will go out to mess with men and women, but because he is afraid that these women will gossip at home!Especially like her, the daughter of the border general, she didn't dare to let people go easily.

The emperor left and never looked back, several times Tong Biyu wanted to crush the evil son of the royal family to death in order to let out the bad breath in her chest.The reason why she didn't get what she wanted was that she originally thought that she would have a doll to be her companion in the future, but she was really lonely.But after the prince was born, she was just a breastfeeding machine.The son is attended by a special person, like a nursery, and she usually does not see it except for feeding time.After weaning, it was difficult for her to see each other for ten and a half months.Tong Biyu lives in a world without hope and desire. Most of the time, she just looks out of the window silently. No shit, she thought.

When Empress Li came, the news also came, as if reading newspapers and listening to the radio every day.

"Sister, have you heard?" Niang Niang Li said.

"What did I hear?" Concubine Tong asked with a puzzled smile.

"Last night, the two maids were found doing that. Several eunuchs were pulled out of the bed and beat to death with sticks. How pitiful!"

"Two maids, what can two maids do?" Concubine Tong smiled.

"Relieve the panic! It's nothing more than pretending to be a man and a woman, and toss around for a while, what else can you come up with?"

"It's too unfair to kill them!"

"That's right! Rather than doing that, it's better to have sex with the eunuch. Even though the eunuch has nothing, he's still a man."

"The eunuch doesn't have fakes, does he?"

"Sister, you are talking stupid! How can it be possible? How can a fake one come in after three passes and five passes? That is an act of exterminating the nine clans. It would be great if a fake one can sneak in, old sister Take advantage of him and enjoy him for a while."

"Sister, don't say these things anymore. If someone listens to you, you will be thrown into limbo without a death sentence." Concubine Tong persuaded.

"I'm not afraid! If you fall into the limbo, why don't you just change to a place to eat? It would be better if there are pigs and sheep and castrated me, so as not to think about men here every day." Liniang suddenly remembered something, and changed the subject, He said angrily, "Sister, you should have gotten cheap and behaved, right? Last time I asked you how many times the emperor favored you, you hesitated to talk about it. I haven't given birth to a small dragon species ten times, and you have said it dozens of times. Well, how about giving birth to a fat prince?"

Tong Biyu couldn't laugh or cry, she couldn't explain, and she didn't bother to explain.After Li Niangniang left, she kept circling about the fake eunuch in her mind.