Merry Eunuch Lang

King Fu ascended to the palace and ordered the captured thief to be brought to the palace.Wang Xiaowu was tied up and brought to the main hall. He opened his eyes and saw: sitting on the throne was a fat man, about thirty years old, with a happy appearance and a face that was always smiling.This man has light eyebrows, a pumpkin face, small eyes, a big nose, a wide mouth, and a few yellow beards that seem to exist under his chin.The legs are thick and the arms are short. Although the person is sitting, it seems that they are no more than four or five feet tall, and the whole body is a fleshy block.There are also seven chairs next to it, and the seven seated are ugly and handsome, fat and thin, and of different heights. These are probably the remaining seven princes.

Wang Xiaowu didn't kneel, but was pressed down by several soldiers.Fu Wang waved his hand and said:

"Oh, I'm not a little tempered! Forget it, forget it, it's not hard for him, let him stand up and talk to the lonely king." King Fu's voice sounded like a toad, and it was particularly harsh in the empty hall .

Wang Xiaowu stood up again.

"Are you a eunuch?" asked Toad.

"I'm a eunuch!" Wang Xiaowu raised his neck.

"So you are that Pan You'an?"

Wang Xiaowu's mind suddenly became excited: They were trying to catch the eldest brother!Okay, since they recognize us as the eldest brother, let's pretend to be an imperial envoy.Thinking in my heart, I said in my mouth:

"I'm Pan You'an."

King Toad Fu was overjoyed, and shouted loudly, "Come on, take this kid down to test him, and see if there is any goods in his crotch?"

Just as the samurai was about to take him away, King Toad shouted again:

"Come, come, bring it here. I'm afraid you guys won't be able to see it as real, so I can rest assured after the Gu Wang brothers have personally tested it."

A warrior pulled Wang Xiaowu back to the princes, Fu Wang smiled and said:

"Second, touch it first."

"Come on, brother, you have good eyes." The second child, King Ning, declined.

"Pull down his trousers." Fu Wang ordered the samurai.

The samurai unbuttoned Wang Xiaowu's belt, and wiped his trousers down.

King Toad Fu got off his seat, put his hand into Wang Xiaowu's crotch, touched it carelessly, then laughed and said:

"No, no, no bullshit, bare ass and hips, not a single hair grows, it looks like a real guy!"

The seven kings said together: "Brother has read it and it is absolutely true, so we will not read it."

King Fu waved his hand and said, "No, no, brothers, take a look, don't worry."

The seven kings had no choice but to touch them one by one.Qi said:

"Brother, there is no doubt that this is the eunuch. I don't know if he is the boy named Pan. Don't let this boy fool us."

"It must be him!" Fu Wang said, "A few days ago, someone from the Huang Mansion said that the eunuch hurt the lives of their five young masters?"

"Why don't you ask someone who has seen it to come over and see if it's real or not?" Someone from Seven Kings suggested.

Fu Wang slapped his forehead and said, "Yes, it's good to recognize it, and you can spend money to buy it at ease, and don't turn it into a fake in the end."

After a while, a member of Huang's mansion was brought to the hall to recognize him. This person looked him up and down, and insisted:

"That's right, that's the guy who killed the five young masters of my family! He has a pretty face, two bamboo-leaf eyebrows, delicate skin and tender flesh, don't look at Wen Wenxiuxiu, he's very skilled. will be wrong."

Prince Fu was overjoyed, it was only when a rock had truly fallen to the ground, and Pan Youan got it, he had no long-term worries or near-term worries, and a thousand miles of rivers and mountains were just around the corner.He decided to become a teacher of the king, first take the dog's life of the old thief Wang, and then force the stupid emperor to the Zen throne.They were originally from the same root, so he was ordered to stay and let him go to this remote place to be a little king.King Fu thought so, and stepped forward to personally untie Wang Xiaowu.Patting him on the shoulder, with a smile on his face, he comforted him:

"Eunuch Pan, it's no wonder the lonely king. We didn't intend to insult your personality. Pan You'an's name is so loud that it makes our princes' foreheads hurt every day. It's all right now. If you don't do anything for them, those guys Which grass chicken is our opponent? Let’s do this, if you want to fight with us, we will protect your power and power. Of course you don’t need it, but there must be two people who wash your feet and rub your back, right? What do you think, Eunuch Pan?”

Wang Xiaowu's hands and feet are still numb!After moving his body a little bit, he smiled childishly and said:

"My lord, you see that I have no strength to restrain a chicken, and I have no ink on my chest. Since the lords think highly of me, Pan, I should serve you. It's just that I just came out of the palace, and the emperor gave me the title of imperial envoy. I have nothing to do. I heard that you have beautiful scenery here. If you take a few entourages to travel, you will be arrested if you don’t want to. Now you turn your gun and shoot back. This bend is too big. Can you give me a little maneuver? There is room for me to think about it.”

Lord Toad clapped his hands and said: "What a righteous eunuch! Well, it's all up to you, just follow your opinion! You can go to the palace to rest now, you can rest assured there, and we can rest assured, no matter how many women there You can also watch it. There is one thing that the Lonely King can guarantee, that the conditions will never be worse than your original conditions, and there are so many people there that you will not miss home."

Wang Xiaowu was carried to the palace in a sedan chair and found a place to live.

After King Fu sent Wang Xiaowu away, the elder brothers sat down to rediscuss the use of troops. The second child, King Ning, said:

"Brother, it's not too late. In my opinion, it's better to send troops immediately to catch him by surprise. The little eunuch is in our hands now. This is a godsend opportunity. How many people in the court can fight? Tong Zhenshan has retired and returned home. He My two sons are idiots. Don’t miss this opportunity, the time will never come again, brother!”

Old Sanxi said kingly: "Big Brother, Second Brother's opinion is correct. Let's go down and prepare, and immediately send troops to attack the city and seize the land. In less than three months, all of the father's lands will be in our hands."

The old King Siling also said: "I also wanted to go to Beijing for a long time. The snacks in the capital are much more abundant than here, and there are so many kiln shops all over the place. Just thinking about it makes people drool."

It didn't take long for the elder brothers to reach a consensus, and finally Fu Wang made the decision: Tomorrow, troops will be sent to the school grounds, and troops will be dispatched to attack the nearest few states in three days.

A few little eunuchs who stole chickens failed to turn back a lot of rice, not to mention losing a Wang Xiaowu, and almost didn't let someone catch a turtle once.Everyone was frustrated, but the little eunuch laughed and said:

"It would be great if Wang Xiaowu admitted that it was me. He has unique conditions, and he is not afraid of their inspection, so he can surely convince those bastard princes."

"My lord, what do you mean..." Everyone was puzzled.

"What I mean is that if Wang Xiaowu is arrested, say he is the eunuch Pan You'an. When the Eighth Prince learns that Pan You'an has been arrested, he must relax his vigilance, and I will take advantage of it." The little eunuch explained.

Except for Hua Shixiong who realized something, the rest of the people still didn't know what to do, but it was inconvenient to ask again, so they had to stop.The little eunuch said again:

"Another thing is easy to handle. It is my horse. It is a BMW horse. It has been with me for many years. It has fought with the Eight Kings. Changing horses before the battle is a big taboo for military strategists. I don't know if anyone can help me get it?"

Huang Ren and Zhang Facun responded, "My lord, don't worry, we will climb the wall tonight and return the BMW to your lord tomorrow morning."

The little eunuch was overjoyed, and said: "That's great, you two have worked hard to make a trip, and the credits in the future will be indispensable to you."

The little eunuch and the others found a small shop to stay and ordered some wine and food.Hua Shixiong was a little depressed because he hadn't made any achievements, the little eunuch suddenly had an idea and said:

"Old Hua, there is a great contribution, do you dare to go?"

Hua Shixiong patted his chest and said: "Your Excellency, feel free to speak out, and you should do your best if you can do it, even if you go through fire and water."

The little eunuch leaned into Hua Shixiong's ear and gave him such instructions.Hua Shixiong nodded and said:

"My lord, just wait for the good news."

The three of them were sent away, and the little eunuch sat alone in the guest room of the small shop, feeling very bored, he was used to the excitement, and couldn't bear the loneliness, so he wanted to go out for a walk.At this time, the sky was dark and there were few pedestrians on the street. Suddenly, a figure flashed around him, and there was no trace in an instant.The little eunuch secretly praised "good skill", and couldn't help thinking more, wanting to find out.The little eunuch lowered his body and looked around, and suddenly saw the figure climbed up the wall, crossing the house and over the ridge, as if walking on flat ground.The little eunuch practiced the skill of taking the head of a general among thousands of horses, and immediately went down to the ground, fighting with no one invincible.In terms of lightness martial arts, it is rare.The man was flying on the wall, and he was running on the ground, and he had to leave the room above the wall from time to time to see where the man was going.After passing several courtyard walls like this, the man disappeared for a moment.The little eunuch thought to himself: It must be the enemy of the master who has arrived!He also climbed to the top of the wall, hid in the dark, and watched a big show of murder and revenge.See who is right and who is wrong, and it is not too late to help when necessary. After thinking this way, I know that I don’t have a weapon with me, and I am afraid of making mistakes when I go back to get it. I sighed and remembered that I still have the weapon bestowed by the little emperor. He stooped to draw out the short knife and dagger hidden in his boot, and held it in his hand to prevent accidents.

This house is tall and big, it seems to be a rich and big family, the owner is probably asleep, all the lights and fires are turned off in every room, and the surroundings are silent.

The little eunuch followed the man to the backyard, and saw him tiptoeing, stepping on the ground silently, leaping up to the second floor.The little eunuch didn't dare to follow too closely, seeing that the man pried open the door lightly, then sneaked in.Immediately afterwards, there was a girl's exclamation, and there was no sound for an instant.The little eunuch didn't dare to be negligent, so he went upstairs, when the room was suddenly lit up, he leaned over the window and poked open the window paper to take a look in, and saw the man just now holding a sharp knife in his hand, laughing and threatening A beautiful girl submits.

"So it's a flower thief!" The little eunuch secretly said angrily.