Merry Eunuch Lang

The Eight Great Princes each have titles and fiefdoms, and collect taxes and rents on their own in their respective territories.They don't pay taxes to the court, and the court doesn't care about their Wang Gang Wang Ji.In fact, they are running their own territories, and each territory is an independent kingdom that cannot be penetrated by needles or splashed by water.Ordinarily, the old and young men who head the family here don’t have to worry about food and clothing. They don’t fear heat in summer and cold in winter. Men go to the fields for work and women go to bed for sleep. They should be satisfied.No, people's hearts are endless, and a dog's belly is a bottomless pit. The little king wants to be the king, and the king wants to be the emperor.The Eight Kings, headed by King Fu, gathered the nearby Seven Kings, known as the Eight Great Kings. The slogan they put forward was: sit in a row, eat fruit, today is you and tomorrow is me, half-mother and family, Lao Tzu's world takes turns sit.

They found out clearly that after the death of their father, the emperor, it was the treacherous Wang Shugui who was in charge of selecting the reserve.Especially what made their brothers feel aggrieved was that this old thief chose no one but a fool to be the emperor?The ulterior motives are clearly revealed.Therefore, they want to act before Wang Shugui usurps power, and take back their share of power.The eight brothers have already divided the labor, and each family supports an army of 2 people. The total is 16 million, which is a little less, but it is still more than enough to deal with Wang Shugui and his ilk.

It stands to reason that they should have started five years ago, and suddenly heard the news that a young eunuch named Pan You'an came out of the court to lead the army to the border, and defeated the Fan soldiers in one fell swoop, resulting in peace in the border court for several years.Since then, the little eunuch Pan You'an has become their confidant again.The troops were dispatched several times because they were afraid of the little eunuch Pan You'an leading the army to resist the enemy, so they did not dare to act.They also want to find a general who can be compared with the little eunuch to be the commander-in-chief among their brothers or their respective subordinates.

The Eight Great Kings gathered together to discuss several times, and finally came up with an old idea of ​​talking and fighting.After several group arena matches, there are only a few generals, and their kung fu is also very good.However, the brain is not flexible, but the limbs are quite well developed, but the mind is too simple, charging and fighting, and poor in strategizing, they want to choose a man who is both civil and military.The Eight Kings really went through all kinds of troubles to take the military general examination and civil officer examination, but in the end there was no good result.

After the little eunuch and his party entered the royal city, they made a fatal mistake.Since they are businessmen, they should act like businessmen. They don’t buy goods, and they don’t ship goods. They wander around all day long, or they just sit and chat, and they have wine and meat every day. , spending a lot of money, like a son or brother, gradually aroused the suspicion of the shop owner.

The shopkeeper's surname is Sun, and his name is Sun Ziwang. He is also a restless owner.In the early years, he did some business without capital in the mainland. Because of the uneven distribution of spoils among his accomplices, he accidentally injured someone with a knife, fled to a place outside the law, and opened a small shop.It was also when Sun Tzu was prosperous, and within a few years, the small shop became a big shop, and it was one of the few big shops in Wangcheng.Sun Ziwang's wife is a local, married only after he made a fortune. She looks good, but she has a big temper. She is nicknamed "Half Street", which means that her quarreling and cursing voice can be heard half a street away. Clearly.

After Sun Ziwang found out that these people were not legitimate businessmen, he didn't take it very seriously at first.Later, he saw one of the different guests, which aroused his suspicion even more. Talk like a sissy.Some eunuchs in the palace often come to his hotel to order or eat. After a long time, he has grasped the differences and differences between eunuchs and ordinary people.And the one in front of him was clearly a eunuch, but he was said to be some kind of businessman.It is impossible for eunuchs to come out to do business in the society. He told his wife about this suspicion, and she scolded disdainfully:

"No matter how long a camel's neck is, can it still eat grass on the other side of the mountain? Is it a man or a woman, and the eunuch doesn't interfere with you? What the hell do you want you to care about others?"

Sun Ziwang signaled his wife to keep a low voice, and said in a low voice:

"Ma'am, I don't know. The last time some princes came to my restaurant for dinner, I inadvertently hugged their words. They said that the most feared thing today is an eunuch named Pan You'an in the court. If we can get rid of this person, we will be happy." More than half done."

"How do you know that this person is the eunuch surnamed Pan?" "Half Street" asked back.

"I can guess [-]% of the time!" Sun Ziwang said complacently, "I have been twitching with my left eyelid for the past few days, and my left eye is twitching with money and the right eye is twitching with rocks! Baoding, I have a lucky chance to make a fortune. Maybe there is another one. An official position is waiting for me! Think about it, ordinary eunuchs stay in the palace to serve princesses, grandchildren, queens and concubines. Only eunuchs in power will come out to seek affairs. When will you see eunuchs everywhere? Wandering around? If it’s really that eunuch, Lord Fu won’t pay us a load of gold? By then we won’t have to open a restaurant, and you can enjoy happiness with me for the rest of your life!”

"Half Street" was also happy to hear that, and urged with a smile on his face: "If you want to go, go quickly, don't waste your time and let them run away when they hear the wind, wouldn't we be like chickens flying eggs and hitting both ends!"

Sun Tzuwang said: "You are really my good lady. You don't know the small things, but you don't get confused about the big ones. Okay, okay, I'll go right away. It's not too late. I'll go right away. I guess they won't go out for a while, hello tea Keep them safe first, I'm going!"

"Fuck your mother! When did I not know? This house is still run by me alone. I hope you can support me. If the three sticks can't make a fart, what can you do..." "Half Street" picked out He dropped the word and scolded the man viciously.

"Okay, I was wrong, okay? Now is not the time to quarrel, the matter is settled, and you can scold me for three days." Sun Ziwang said cautiously.

"Hurry up, hurry up!" "Half Street" yelled while pinching his throat.

The little eunuch would become cheap when he saw a beautiful woman, a habit that could never be corrected in his life.The proprietress looks handsome and has a good figure, but his perverted eyes are always following her.It's strange to say, why did the proprietress suddenly become attentive or something about them? She was carrying water, refilling tea, making quilts and making the bed, all the sweat dripped from her head. .The little eunuch couldn't bear it and persuaded:

"Sister-in-law, sit down and rest for a while, I see you are tired."

"Half Street" smiled, revealing two rows of neat white teeth, charming eyes, pink face blooming like a flower, which almost didn't take away the soul of the little eunuch.A half-year-old young lady, not to mention her charm, is still like a young woman in yellow silk, so it's strange if she doesn't attract bees and butterflies?The proprietress said:

"You are distinguished guests. If you don't entertain well, I'm afraid you won't come next time."

"Let Xiaoer do these tasks, why don't you do it yourself?" The little eunuch said with a smile.

"They are rough, clumsy and clumsy, they can't speak a whole sentence, they can do some rough work, and they can chat with guests?"

"Then sister-in-law, please sit down and chat with us for a while, it's lonely right now!" the little eunuch said without losing the opportunity.

"Half Street" took the opportunity to find a young man to sit down, looked left and right, and asked:

"Guest officer, which one of you is the shopkeeper?"

"He." The little eunuch pointed at Wang Xiaowu.

"Oh, this big brother looks like a girl. He has thin skin and tender flesh. He is so well maintained. He looks like he is from a wealthy family."

Wang Xiaowu blushed and was about to correct her when she suddenly heard someone calling her outside. After "Half Street" went out, he turned around and closed the door again, and a voice came in and said:

"It's windy outside, I'll close the door for you."

Due to the different nature of his work, Zhang Facun developed a pair of smooth ears in his early years. Suddenly he stood up from a small stool, and shouted with a change of expression:

"My lord is not good, I heard a large number of people running towards us!"

"What are you kidding?" The little eunuch walked to the window calmly, looked out, and was immediately dumbfounded.

This is a small two-story building facing the street on one side.There are windows on the side facing the street, and the other three sides are walls except for one door.From the window, the little eunuch saw people screaming on the street, and countless troops surrounded the inn.The little eunuch shouted:

"Pack up and go!"

Huang Ren hurried to pull the door, but failed to pull it open a few times, the door was locked outside.The little eunuch scolded:

"This wicked woman!" After scolding the little eunuch, he turned around and ordered, "Zhang Facun carries Hua Shixiong on his back, Huang Ren carries Wang Xiaowu on his back. When I open the window, everyone jump down together. Jump down and follow me to the east. Get out of the city before the gate."

"Where are the mules, donkeys and horses?" Zhang Facun is a money fanatic.

"No more!" the little eunuch said and drew out his vajra sword to split the window.

The wall with the windows is all one color woodwork.The little eunuch's vajra sword cut through iron like mud, not to mention these broken wooden boards.After a few blows, a big gap was created, the little eunuch opened the way ahead, and five people jumped down one file at a time.

The army of the palace's attention was all on the door, they didn't expect five people to fly down from the window, so they yelled and besieged here again.

What kind of character is the little eunuch?Although he wasn't on the horse, nor was his long spear by his side, but with the sword in his hand, it was more than enough to kill a few soldiers of the palace.When his sword shadow danced, it was like a locust landing on the ground. Where the sword pointed, human heads rolled and flesh and blood flew across.

Look at the city gate, the city gate officer is ordering the pawns to close the city gate.The little eunuch was quick with his sword, went up a few steps, swung his sword to cut the rope, and the city gate opened again.

After running out of the city for more than half a mile, the little eunuch turned around and counted: Why is there one missing, Wang Xiaowu is gone!