Chapter 621 The Lost Wade

["This child of the beach!" Wade Wilson looked at Vanessa's life gradually draining away in the video, and jumped out of bed so angry: "I changed my mind, I'm going to kill this motherfucker now !”

Wade Wilson picked up his uniform and cursed: "What a bullshit safe house. I really don't believe there is any safe house with no blind spots! Just wait! I will definitely kill you with this long name." What an amazing bastard!"

"Baby!" Vanessa stopped the anxious Wade Wilson: "Baby, calm down."

Wade Wilson said: "Others are fine, but I can't stand this! It's fine to call the house, and dare to hurt you?! I don't deserve to be called a cute little bitch unless he is skewered into a Sichuan barbecue cheap!"

"But have you ever considered a problem," Vanessa asked: "That is, now that everyone knows that you love me very much, then in fact...you solve this guy, and another guy will always come to your door. "

Wade Wilson stared blankly at Vanessa: "It means...you want to break up with me?"

Vanessa looked at Wade Wilson like a fool: "Why did you finish the first episode, and still have such thoughts? I mean...we either hide, and you wash your hands...but don't You know, it's a very stupid idea."

After a pause, Vanessa said: "Or, let everyone not dare to hurt us...can't hurt us..."

Wade Wilson frowned: "What do you mean?"

"My hero..." Vanessa whispered in Wade Wilson's ear, "Train me to be your best partner~"

Wade Wilson gasped: "Any method is OK?"

"Of course~" Vanessa blinked. 】

Putting down Vanessa's body, Wade Wilson looked out the window angrily.

Although it was raining heavily outside the window, it didn't prevent him from hearing the bastard who shot just passing by the window.

Without hesitation, he shattered the glass and jumped down from the third floor. Wade Wilson chased after the frightened enemy.

And this enemy is the boss who hid in the safe house earlier!

During the chase, something unexpected happened and the boss managed to make it across the street, but Wade Wilson was run over by a car.

Just when Wade Wilson thought he was going to lose his wife-killer, the boss driving a Mercedes crashed into a car.

The enemy couldn't get out of trouble for the time being, Wade Wilson rushed towards the boss without hesitation, driven by his anger and the confidence of his immortal body.

Kicked him out of the car, but Wade Wilson didn't torture Sergey.

Instead, she hugged him unexpectedly.

Just when everyone was confused about what Wade Wilson was doing, he turned around and, together with Sergey, were hit into pieces by a speeding truck on a rainy night.

As soon as the picture turned, Wade Wilson was holding the anniversary gift he gave Vanessa in a bar.

"'Dad, can you hear me?'" Wade Wilson sang in a wacky tune, before spouting, "I'm the only one who thinks 'Do You Want to Make a Snowman' from Frozen sounds like "Daddy, Can You Hear Me" from "Yentel"?"

While talking, a line of tears flowed from Wade Wilson's eyes: "'Dad, can you hear me'..."

Looking at the bartender with crystal eyes, Wade Wilson said: "No one noticed at all!"

[Frozen World, Elsa frowned slightly in the Ice Crystal Palace: "This melody...why is it so similar to what Anna sang when I was a child..."

"Frozen..." Aisha murmured, "It's a good name... I just don't know... what will happen in the future..."

At this time, at the foot of the mountain where the Ice Crystal Palace is located, Anna looked up at the shining palace, and happily said to Christopher who was traveling with her: "Great! There is hope! If the development of our world is also a story, then Everything we do will not be in vain!"

Christopher looked at the ice crystal palace that was unlike anything human beings could create, and nodded: "Yes... our world must be a fairy tale world... your sister will definitely be able to solve the problem of losing spring!"

"However, since it is a story..." Christopher said: "There must be plot development...for example...a villain?"

Anna was stunned: "Yeah, if it's a story, it can indeed be said that the result is good, but there will basically be a villain in the middle... Who will it be? Is it to use my sister's power? If the enemy also realizes In this regard, will you choose to hibernate or revise the plan? No, I have to find my sister quickly and find a way to find the villain hiding in the dark!"]

"Wade, it's time for you to go home." The bartender looked helplessly at Wade Wilson, who was so sad that he was crying, but he couldn't speak properly: "You've been sitting here for three days, and it smells like It's sauerkraut thrown out in the hot and humid rainy season!"

After thinking about it, the bartender, who seems to be the true biography of Wade Wilson, described it with other metaphors: "Or garbage soaked in fresh hot urine, full of used cat litter, and then dog farting in the living room ..."

While talking about strange metaphors every day, Wade Wilson did not break his guard, but continued to say sadly: "I love her, just like the ocean loves water."

"The ocean is all water?" the bartender didn't understand the logic of Wade Wilson's metaphor.

But Wade Wilson did not explain, but continued: "More importantly, I like her, I really like her..."

"I'm sorry," the bartender looked at Wade Wilson with emotion: "You continue to drink one cup after another, but this can't change the reality. I think you just need..."

The bartender looked at Wade Wilson: "Wait, are you peeing? Your expression is peeing now!"

Wade Wilson shakes his head, but the camera has already moved to the stool where he is sitting, which is already full of water stains, and he is still releasing.

"I, I, I, let me do it!" Dupont didn't drive a taxi today, but stood aside with a mop in his arms.

The bartender happily looked at Du Pender, who was capable of doing dirty work, and said flickeringly, "That's great, Du Pender, you know, if you want to become a professional killer, you must know how to use a mop before you can use a gun!"

"I don't quite understand the similarities between these two things." Dubender felt that he was being fooled.

The bartender said in a fierce tone: "The similarity is that I can use both of these things to jam your back door and kill you!"

["It's over, this killer bar is completely ruined..." The bartender held his forehead and called Wade Wilson, who answered in seconds: "No matter what, you have to think of a way for me, if the business goes bad next What to do!"

Wade Wilson said heartlessly: "Isn't it good that the business is gone? You can take a gun and kill with me again!"

"I don't want it!" said the bartender, "I don't have immortality or any other superpowers! I finally washed my hands in half a gold basin, and I don't want to sink into the world of killers again!"

Wade Wilson pouted: "What killers, we are mercenaries!"

"...I don't want to entangle you with these meaningless questions anymore, you have to solve the problem for me, Wade!" The bartender shouted: "If you didn't pee there, the bar wouldn't be destroyed!"

Wade Wilson said aggrievedly: "I'm a poor man! And I just peed. I didn't go to bed at least, right? Du Pengde was still cleaning the house. In fact, not only did I not affect the business, I even strengthened Get famous!"

"Do you think an underground killer bar needs popularity?!" The bartender asked: "You don't know the unspoken rules, do you? It's okay if they haven't been exposed, but once the dark gray place like ours is known to the world, the power of the official We must be cleaned up! Coincidentally, I am just a small bartender, which fits the standard of a scapegoat!"

Sighing, Wade Wilson said: "Okay, well, I think about it... I have! I have been to a bar and a cafe, which are very interesting! For example, that bar has a lot of villains from the universe! For example, Superman Palpatine from Star Wars, Palpatine from Star Wars, Chainsaw Massacre, Joker, Alien, etc., and the Hero Cafe, Superman, Batman, Thor Iron Man, Jedi Knight, etc., go there! You can go there from Find a way to do this!"

"...Have you ever thought that I'm just an ordinary person..." the bartender said speechlessly, "If I can bring these big guys here, I'm still just a bartender?! I've already bought a small island with wealth and freedom Open impact every day!"

The conversation changed, and the bartender said: "However...the castrated version should be ok...I'll contact the boss to see if I can make it a communication hub for people with super powers! I believe the boss is at least very grateful for being able to meet and even manage some people with super powers." interest!"】

"Go home, Wade." The bartender looked helplessly at his decadent friend.

But Wade Wilson just shook his head: "You know, Weasel, I don't have a home anymore..."

Even so, Wade Wilson still wanted to stand up.

However, even though it was a super mercenary who frightened many people in the underground world and had an immortal body, Wade Wilson still couldn't move his lower body for three days, and his legs softened and fell down before he could stand up.

The burly, bald, bearded man who was drinking next to him quickly supported Wade Wilson, and taunted him when he said "I'm fine": "Do you know what 'all right' means, Wade? Fuck, chaos, poverty and collapse! according to……"

The burly, bald, bearded man just wanted to quote the classics, but he forgot where this theory came from.

But Wade Wilson also read some: "Kubler-Ross?"

The bald and bearded man nodded: "That's right, according to this person, your current self-denial is just one of the five stages of grief!"

"My God, Buck," Wade Wilson said without letting the bald beard go on, "I'd better stop giving you lines..."

After finishing speaking, Wade Wilson, who regained control of his lower body, broke away from his bald beard and staggered towards the door.

["Could it be that he is also the screenwriter of his own movie?!" Lu Xiaoqian said in surprise: "Then he is so cruel! He even wrote his own wife to death!"

The silly girl on the side shook her head: "Brother Xiaoqian, although there is no relevant case in the silly girl's database, it is not logically so. After all, judging from the various micro-expressions, he really loves Fan Nisha, but what he said did indicate that he is the screenwriter. But this kind of doubt is actually easy to solve, that is, this is a movie with multiple screenwriters."

"That's right," Lu Xiaoqian nodded: "It should be written and acted by himself, so he is the screenwriter, but he also has the identity of a character, so he doesn't know other details of the story... Anyway, at the beginning he said This is a family movie... he can't be serious, right? This is obviously a restricted-rated one! All kinds of bad words and blood amputated limbs are not missing."

You Suowei on the side thought for a while and choked out a sentence: "It's not incomprehensible... It's like everyone thinks you are an ordinary person, but who knows that you are secretly a flyer? You are an ordinary person and it doesn't matter if you are an ordinary person. Flying man, isn’t he?”]

(End of this chapter)

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