Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 622: How many ways can Deadpool die?
In a room that is not spacious and bright, a blind old lady of African descent is listening to a radio drama with a smile, busy with her own affairs.

Wade Wilson, who was wearing a combat uniform, quietly opened the door and came into the house without making a sound.

While observing the old lady listening to the radio drama, Wade Wilson lifted up the carpet in the corner of the sofa. From the small space under the floor, Wade Wilson took out a bag of white powder that should never appear in the great Eastern countries.

After restoring the carpet and sofa, Wade Wilson looked at the blind old lady who just came to sit down in front of him, followed a line from a familiar radio play, and the blind old lady was so scared that he cursed out Fuck, and took He took out the pistol he carried with him, but because he was blind, he did not aim it at Wade Wilson who was beside him.

"Fuck!" The old lady was really frightened: "What are you doing here? Don't you know how to knock on the door?"

Wade Wilson stood up and said, "I thought you could hear me."

"You should be glad I didn't shoot..." the old lady said angrily.

But before she finished speaking, Wade Wilson said in a beating tone: "Shot on the wall or on the refrigerator? I am in too much pain..."

After speaking, Wade Wilson fell directly to the ground.

Shaking her head, the old lady said, "I heard about you, and I'm really sorry."

"What should I do, Al?" Wade Wilson asked in confusion.

Al replied: "With your style, you're probably going to do some pretty terrible things."

"It's all my fault... I just want to hold her, look at her... tell her I'm sorry, but I can't do it... because she's dead..." Wade Wilson choked up.

"Honey, can you speak up?" Al said with a frown. We are communicating, so I can’t hear your words clearly. In short, you have to live well! Pain teaches us how to be ourselves, Wade, but sometimes the pain is so severe that it feels like we are going to die.”

After a pause, Al said, "But how can you understand the meaning of living if you don't experience death?"

After finishing speaking, Al waited for a while, but still didn't hear Wade Wilson respond to his philosophical words, and tilted his head slightly: "Wade?"

"I'm here Al," Wade replied.

At this time, he had already stood up, and while stuffing the bag of lethal amount of flour into the mask, Deadpool said, "This is the most touching thing I've ever heard! You're right!"

With a slap, the flour in the mask exploded, and Deadpool's eyes widened: "I'm going to do something very scary!"

["Revenge? Or become the Punisher?" Tony Stark said: "By the way, the Punisher is a folk anti-hero. You should have heard of it more or less. The combat power is indeed very brave. He specializes in attacking those gangsters, and the methods are cruel. ...But I agree with using those methods against these scumbags."

Hank Pym nodded: "I've heard that this guy's family was killed by gangsters, but the legal channels could not implement justice, so he chose to do it himself. In this way, it's a bit like Deadpool He was also killed by his favorite person. The horrible thing to do now should be to clean up gangsters or something? He used to be a mercenary or killer who took money to do things, but after going through such a thing, he will probably kill him at his own expense. Those scum."

Bruce Banner looked strange and said: "Do you really think so? But why do I always feel that your logic is the logic of normal people, but Deadpool seems... not very normal?"

Thor on the side froze for a moment: "Isn't it? It should be to clear up those gangsters, right? After all, the meaning of Al's words is very clear. Only after the death of a loved one can one understand the meaning of life. In your words, Even I can understand the truth, there is no reason Deadpool can't understand it!"

"But everything has surprises!" Tony Stark frowned and said unconfidently: "Deadpool's idea... we might have guessed wrong! After all, he looks like he has a mental problem. The guy... maybe his understanding is different from that of ordinary people?"

Thor nodded: "It makes sense, then what would he understand Earl's words to be? To experience the meaning of life by observing the death of others?"

"If you figure it out, then you are not a fool, but a madman." Tony Stark said venomously: "So stop thinking about it!"]

The scene changed, and in the polar bear pavilion of a zoo, many adults and children were watching the largest surviving bear species in the world.

"They're precious, aren't they?" Deadpool wasn't wearing a suit, but the headgear meant he was Deadpool and not Wade Wilson.

The little girl on the side looked at Deadpool in surprise: "Wow, are you a superhero?"

"That's a damn correct answer, sweetheart." Deadpool's dirty words did not shy away from the innocent child next to him.

The little girl continued to ask: "What is your name?"

Deadpool walked towards the back: "My name is Captain Delicious Pants."

"Who is Captain Tasty Pants?" The little girl looked away from the departing Deadpool and looked at her father.

But before his father could think of a reply, Deadpool, who had just left, sped over and jumped onto the guardrail into the polar bear park.

Whether hungry or frightened by the sudden arrival of Deadpool, polar bears have fully demonstrated their powerful fighting power as the largest bear species on earth.

Amidst the screams of the children, Deadpool became deadpools. A large amount of blood was pumped out by the heart and spurted out from the broken blood vessel, bringing a weird horror to the originally peaceful zoo.

As soon as the screen turned, Deadpool was wearing a beach shirt over his uniform on a building.

Lifting up his mask, Deadpool drank all the corrosive toilet unblocker without changing his expression.

After throwing the empty bottle aside, Deadpool walked along with the cheerful BGM, and continued to move forward without hesitation on the edge of the building. Following the pull of gravity, he fell to the ground hundreds of meters away.

A flesh and blood body falling from a [-]-meter-high building is naturally not a pretty sight.

But Deadpool's immortal body, although it looks miserable, keeps him alive without a doubt.

People came up after the initial shock, and one of them covered his mouth: "I can't believe this is still alive..."

Deadpool replied mercilessly: "I can't believe you dare to go out in such an ugly dress!"

The screen switched again, and it was at the beginning of the inventory.

At this time, the location of this room has been clarified.

This is the home of Wade Wilson and Vanessa!
Here Deadpool blows himself to pieces with a gasoline barrel!
["I didn't expect it to be like this..." In the spiritual chat room established by Charles Xavier, Eric Lanshere sighed and said: "Sure enough, such a guy should be destroyed humanely... I will study it when I go back Meat grinder, if you have a chance to see it, beat this evil into minced meat..."

Polaris said from the side: "I feel bad enough. I don't think this guy's immortality is that simple. To be on the safe side, let's try to vaporize him with nuclear fusion."

"Although I also kind of want to kill him..." Charles Xavier said bitterly: "But he is also a fellow mutant... Let's give it a chance, after all, he is a lunatic... The court's decision will give the lunatic face."

Eric Lanshere said: "That's a matter for the court, what's none of my business? This guy is a disaster to be alive! Do you think he has any powerful abilities? No! It's just a simple immortal body , although it is a bit difficult to kill, but tying him alive and sealing him in concrete is enough to deal with, right? The main reason is his thinking... I always feel that he is not surprised by anything. If he does big things, such a guy will do bad things Yes!"

The adult Ganglishi said: "Yes, such a guy doesn't take the usual path, and he probably doesn't want to listen to any orders and arrangements. If something happens, it will affect the overall situation, and he... his mouth is really too bad. I really want to hammer his mouth to pieces! Even every time I see him, I have a very strange feeling, this guy will give me a feeling of nemesis!"

"Fortunately he is not, I am!" Eric Lanshere said: "After all, your body prevents him from hurting you, but I can manipulate you at will."

Charles Xavier frowned: "Okay Eric, don't scare the children... Although Piot is an adult and very strong, he doesn't have enough social experience!"

"What's his name?" Eric Lanshere snorted coldly: "My daughter is called a child! The reason why I want to kill this thing is because I know very well that if we meet, this dog It will definitely teach my daughter bad! I can’t even imagine Nina’s swearing! Especially this guy is scaring people by committing suicide!”]

[Clark Kent frowned: "It's nothing to be scary about suicide. After all, he is immortal and a lunatic. It's not incomprehensible that his thinking is different from ordinary people. But ah...it's really not good to be scary like this! What Al meant, how did he understand it, so that he had to experience the feeling of death himself? And even if he experienced it, he didn't feel that he had any insights?"

"Whatever he thinks..." Bruce Wayne sighed: "I just want to know, since he knows about our movie, it means that our world is actually quite close, and in our universe, there will be Could there be an existence that can break through the fourth wall? If there is... Is it the kind of existence that is too strong to understand, or is it like him, who looks ordinary but can achieve the creation of the gods? You can't break the fourth wall."

Diana Prince said: "This is unknown, at least we have never known who was such a character before, and we didn't ask when the Avengers came... But if there is, hopefully He is a normal person, not a madman like Deadpool... Otherwise, among the ten sentences, who knows how many are useful, some are crazy, and some are descriptions of the wonderful world he has seen. ?”]

"There must be a way to die," Deadpool thought as he lay on the gasoline drum: "I'm just harder to die than ordinary people. There's nothing wrong with me."

Popping the cigarette butt into the gasoline barrel, Deadpool gradually became unconscious in the explosion.

After his consciousness was blurred, Deadpool, who regained consciousness as expected, changed into a normal suit and came to a place similar to underwater as Wade Wilson.

Swimming hard towards the luminous bottom, Wade Wilson returned to his home in a daze, as if he had changed the filter.

Looking at the familiar figure on the sofa, Wade Wilson's memory was blurred, or he simply didn't care whether the Vanessa in front of him was a phantom or a real existence.

"Your heart is not in the right place." In a transparent barrier, Vanessa said to Wade Wilson who wanted to come in from outside the barrier.

Wade Wilson quickly asked: "Wait a minute, what did you say?"

"Your heart is in the wrong place." Vanessa just repeated.

Wade Wilson asked nervously: "What do you mean? What does it mean that my heart is not in the right place?"

But Vanessa didn't answer, and a powerful force pulled Wade Wilson directly out of the room in the memory.

After re-entering the water-like environment, Wade Wilson floated up quickly, and his consciousness became clear.

And as Wade Wilson rushed out of the "water surface", in a burst of bright light, the scene switched back to reality.

A steel arm pulled open the twisted door, and a tall man covered in metal walked in, looking at the shattered pieces of Wade Wilson among the broken walls.

(End of this chapter)