The contestant is too old, sister Zhou is crazy

Chapter 240 The Poor Sister Zhou whose WeChat Was Deleted

The match between EDG and OMG ended 2-0, but it was still acceptable to the audience.

Facing the mighty EDG, OMG can be regarded as worthy of his status as the top four in the spring split, playing neither humble nor overbearing, and even caused trouble for EDG for a time.

For EDG, the most important point of this game is to wake up iBoy.

Abu's original words were: "Think about these two, if you and the old thief Sima exchanged identities, would you be able to achieve this level?"

"You can win these two only because your teammates are better than his."

The young iBoy was struck by lightning.

All of a sudden it's beautiful.

He swore a poisonous oath on the spot to train hundreds of censer monster ADCs.

Xu Mo was the first to like it.

The next day.

The factory manager invites the frustrated Sima thief to live in a bungalow.

Xu Mo was honored to eat.

"Jin, are you okay?" After showing off for a while, the factory manager put down his chopsticks and said worriedly.

"fine."

Old thief Sima shook his head and said in a low voice.

Xu Mo took a sip of corn juice, then tilted his head to look at old thief Sima.

Originally, he didn't get involved in the bond between the factory manager and the old thief Sima.

Just bury your head in cooking today.

But from the very beginning of the dinner, the old thief Sima was holding a book while eating and reading, Xu Mo suddenly became interested.

"What are you looking at, Brother Ma?"

The old thief Sima showed Xu Mo the cover of the book.

The factory manager also looked up.

Immediately, his eyes rounded: "Hey! "Three-Body Problem"!"

Hurry up to persuade: "Jin, no, the club hates you, you can't bet the fate of all of us to get revenge on them!"

"Me and Mo are innocent."

From the factory director's point of view, the old thief Sima is studying "Three-Body" at the moment, obviously wanting to expose the coordinates of the blue star, calling for the arrival of the Three-Body Man, to "end" this boring world.

"Are you sick?" Old thief Sima looked at the director speechlessly.

The factory manager also felt a little embarrassed.

Then he continued to comfort him: "It's okay, let's leave if it's a big deal, anyway, your contract is coming soon, if you can't do it next year, just run away, are you afraid you won't be able to find a job?"

Xu Mo also nodded.

With the strength of Sima's old thief in this period, he really doesn't have to worry about not having a job.

"The ADCs of all major teams are saturated now, and there are no more teams." Old Thief Sima said.

The factory manager thought about it, WE has a brother-in-law, RNG has Uzi and A monster, IG has Ah Shui, it seems that the top teams do not lack ADCs.

It is also unrealistic for Sima Old Thief to go to some end teams.

Xu Mo said: "Next year, the LPL will definitely expand its army, and there will definitely be Galaxy Battleships. At that time, you will have more choices. The Doinb next door to JD.com will lack a teammate like you."

When Doinb was mentioned, both the factory director and the old thief Sima were taken aback.

Doinb is miserable.

A while ago, JD.com, where he was located, just won the first summer game.

Player Doinb also wept with joy, and shed tears on the player bench.

But Doinb is also strong.

The first three hands of LPL!
Moreover, even with the team's poor record in JD.com, he was still able to serve as the dean steadily, and even won this year's spring regular season MVP.

The strength is really nothing to say.

"Yes." Old Thief Sima nodded.

If what Xu Mo said is true, there is indeed a way out.

"Okay, okay." The factory manager waved his hand, "There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. If it really doesn't work, then let's expose the coordinates and destroy them together."

Old thief Sima pursed his lips and smiled.

There was a rare expression on his face.

After the three of them had a feast, the factory manager took out two movie tickets: "I have something to do when I go back, Mo, you can go to the movie with Brother Ma to relax, I've already bought the tickets."

"Yes." Xu Mo nodded.

After the three of them came out of the store, Old Thief Sima glanced at the movie tickets, and said, ""Die Xian"? A domestic horror movie?"

Immediately, although there was no expression on his face, the words in his mouth were already very disgusting: "Go and see, I'm going back to the base to sleep."

The old thief Sima did what he said, and only 2 minutes later, only Xu Mo was left messing around on the side of the road holding two movie tickets.

"This guy……"

Xu Mo shook his head helplessly.

He realizes that the old thief Sima has a lot of "gratitude" emotional value, and he plans to use it to dig some mines. Unexpectedly, Ma Ge actually dislikes horror movies so much.

Chilling!
When will domestic horror films stand up!

……

In front of the mall, Old Thief Sima was wearing a mask and taking a taxi.

"Is it my brother Ma?"

A somewhat clear voice asking for confirmation came.

Old thief Sima turned his head to look, he also recognized the woman in front of him, she was a commentator of LPL, her name was Zhou Shuyi.

Old thief Sima nodded slightly, but did not speak.

The scene turned cold in an instant.

Zhou Shuyi was a little speechless. In the previous LPL activities, she and Brother Ma had dinner together, and even added WeChat. Unexpectedly, this guy really regarded herself as a stranger.

"that……"

Zhou Shuyi just raised her hand here.

The old thief Sima over there said: "Go inside, Xu Mo wants to treat you to a movie, and the tickets are already bought."

"???"

Sister Zhou was dumbfounded.

Piman fruit is also here?
Also invite me to watch a movie?

what's going on?
Is this kid so enlightened now?

Just as he was about to ask the old thief Sima for more details, when he turned his head, Ma Ge had already got into the taxi, and then pressed the window of the co-pilot indifferently.

"..."

Zhou Shuyi was even more speechless, and hurriedly found the WeChat account of the old thief Sima on her mobile phone, and asked, "Brother Ma, what do you mean, what movie ticket?"

After a long time, the old thief Sima didn't return him.

Sister Zhou added another question mark.

But unexpectedly, Brother Ma added a red exclamation mark to her.

The old thief Sima deleted Zhou Shuyi's WeChat account.

"This person is too exaggerated." Sister Zhou was speechless and angry at the same time, stomping her feet on the spot, "Is Han Jin allergic to beautiful women?"

Squatting on the ground, Zhou Shuyi held her chin and got into a tangle.

Is the angry person really in there?

But since you want to treat yourself to a movie, why don't you send me a message?

Or did he know that I was coming here today from other channels, and then deliberately arranged an unexpected encounter?
The more Zhou Shuyi thought about it, the more she felt, that's it, that's it.

If there is no accident, Qi Renguo will come over immediately, and then pretend to meet by chance, pretending to be surprised.

"Yeah? Shuyi, why are you here?"

As soon as she thought of this, a familiar voice sounded behind Miss Zhou.

Zhou Shuyi had a slight smile on her face, showing an expression of "as expected".

Dafangfang got up, and even took out the makeup mirror to see if he needed to touch up his makeup, and then said flatly, "Wow! What a coincidence."

At the same time, Zhou Shuyi's heart is like a mirror.

The next step should be to say something like "I accidentally bought two extra movie tickets", "Do you want to go and see it".

"cough!"

Xu Mo cleared his throat: "I have two movie tickets here, and I accidentally bought more, do you want to go and have a look?"

The word-for-word speech made Sister Zhou jump with joy.

Oh hoo!

It's been a long time, right?

Anguo's feelings for me have gone sour!
But there was no fluctuation on Zhou Shuyi's face. She tried her best to imitate the expression of the old thief Sima just now, and then said indifferently: "But, I still have..."

As a girl, you naturally have to be reserved, how can you give others a casual feeling.

"You have something to do... forget it then."

Under Sister Zhou's horrified gaze, Xu Mo walked towards the trash can, and then took out two movie tickets, ready to physically dispose of them.

"What are you doing?"

Zhou Shuyi immediately ran forward, opened her arms, and stood in front of the trash can.

"No one is watching, I threw it away." Xu Mo said in surprise.

What the hell is "Die Fairy", dogs don't watch it!

Zhou Shuyi was gnashing her teeth.

Well, you are an irritant, you are playing tricks with me, right?

but……

but……

I really can't refuse.

Grabbing the two tickets, Zhou Shuyi said, "I'm fine now, let's go, let's go and see."

After she took a few steps in her high heels, at first she felt that she was a bit ashamed and was struggling mentally. Unexpectedly, when she turned her head, she saw Xu Mo standing on the side of the road without moving a step.

Sister Zhou ran back in a hurry: "What do you mean to be angry?"

"What do you mean?" Xu Mo is now the second monk of Zhenzhang, confused.

You want me to give you the ticket.

It's starting right now, if you don't watch it, why do you turn back?

"Oh……"

Seeing Xu Mo's expression, Zhou Shuyi immediately figured it out. She stuck her fingers in her hair, scratched at it, and said angrily, "Are you asking me to see it alone? What is this? You Sell ​​me the ticket?"

"It's not impossible, V me 10 yuan, I can buy a big bottle of Coke and drink." Xu Mo said seriously.

[Crash mood value +10 from Zhou Shuyi! 】

Seeming to have adjusted her mentality, Sister Zhou asked with a smile: "Then I took two tickets from you, should I give you 20?"

"Then you are so nice."

Xu Mo looked at Zhou Shuyi appreciatively.

Zhou Shuyi almost jumped in anger, gritted her silver teeth, and grabbed Xu Mo's arm.

"Elbow, come in with me!"

……

The existence value of domestic horror films is to increase the national fertility rate.

The huge movie hall was full of people, and at a glance, they were all young couples in red and willow green.

There are mountains of popcorn on hand.

It was chattering non-stop.

Xu Mo was speechless, scanned a power bank, and lowered his head to play with his phone.

He would rather watch Brother Unique's live broadcast than watch such a sensational so-called horror movie in a theater.

Zhou Shuyi never tires of it.

This is the first time she has watched a horror movie in the cinema.

Very novel and very tense.

Seeing the girl in the front row holding the arm of her boyfriend next to her, Zhou Shuyi immediately imitated it.

Xu Moru was struck by lightning, so he quickly pulled out his arm, frowned and said, "Why did you touch my hand?"

Zhou Shuyi rolled her eyes indiscriminately.

Pack!
You keep on pretending!

Bringing girls over to watch a horror movie, you don't really come to enjoy the plot, do you?
I'm too embarrassed to break you.

It's true, sister Zhou said: "It's like watching horror movies. It's normal to move a little bit. We girls, if we are frightened, we must grab something."

"There's another theory?" Xu Mo was skeptical.

But soon, as the movie progressed, Xu Mo saw it.

Every time there is a scary scene on the big screen, the whole movie theater screams in the same style, and then every girl is well-trained to grab the arm of the male partner next to her and squeeze on the other person's body.

"Ah, it's scary!"

At this moment, Zhou Shuyi tightly grasped Xu Mo's arm.

Another terrifying and ferocious face appeared on the big screen. The creepy background music combined with the theater's surround sound equipment made the horror atmosphere of the scene reach a critical point in an instant.

"Did you see that flashing face..."

Zhou Shuyi's voice trembled a little.

"Ah~"

It was another terrifying scene, presented by the director with exaggerated editing.

The whole movie theater is called a ball.

Zhou Shuyi turned sideways and buried her head in Xu Mo's arms, like a frightened little white rabbit.

"Calm down." Xu Mo stood still, as steady as a giant Buddha, holding up his mobile phone to watch the live broadcast.

"Domestic horror movies are all fake, just watch it, it's probably imagined by the heroine."

"But it's still scary!"

Zhou Shuyi slipped into Xu Mo's arms again.

"Oh, timid woman, I just laughed."

Xu Mo continued to play with his phone.

Finally, the climax came, and the BGM and pictures were the best in the audience. Sister Zhou was so excited that she threw herself directly on Xu Mo.

Then a burst of scratching.

"Wow, Shuyi, you are so heavy."

Xu Mo moved up, then held the phone on Sister Zhou's head, and continued to watch the live broadcast while Sister Zhou was sending out incense.

Sudden.

Xu Mo's expression changed: "Shu Yi, where are you going to catch her?"

Zhou Shuyi got up and sat up straight like a robot, her face flushed.

Immediately, he gestured a length with both hands without any trace, with a shocked expression on his face: "My God..."

……

soon.

The one-and-a-half-hour movie ends.

Xu Mo stretched, and led Zhou Shuyi out of the screening room with the crowd.

As if to alleviate the embarrassment of "Dalong" being filmed, Xu Mo said: "Look, I've said it all, this kind of movie is a fantasy in the end, I can guess the plot without watching it."

"So, are you brave enough to watch horror movies?" Sister Zhou asked with a smile.

"That's not true." Xu Mo cheered up: "My nickname is the God of Horror Movies! The kind that can make Sadako startle, Kayako cry, Chu Renmei feel inferior."

I was about to leave the theater when I saw the poster on the wall.

He squinted his eyes: "The Alien Contract is already in theaters."

"Huh?" Zhou Shuyi tilted her head and glanced at Xu Mo.

At this moment, in this man's eyes, he saw longing and burning.

Immediately after seeing the latter, he turned his head and walked towards the front desk.

Soon, he walked over with two movie tickets.

Pass one to Zhou Shuyi: "Brother, I will take you to appreciate the world of aliens, and let you see what real horror is!"

"And my astonishingly powerful ability to withstand terror!"

…………

"Ah, it's scary!"

In the movie theater, Xu Mo held Zhou Shuyi's arm tightly.

The gray tones of the alien planet, the members of the dead spaceship, and the aliens that started to prey.

Even though the cyborg David has no expression on his face, he releases a breath of horror all the time.

"Did you see that flashing face..."

Xu Mo's voice trembled a little.

"Ah~"

When the camera follows the characters in the play and enters David's laboratory, the terrifying scene is torn apart on the audience's retina in a devastating way.

The whole movie theater is called a ball.

Xu Mo turned sideways and buried his head in Zhou Shuyi's arms, like a frightened little white rabbit.

"Calm down."

Zhou Shuyi stood still, as steady as a giant Buddha, looking at the phone speechlessly.

"Foreigners always like to exaggerate. Maybe it's all fake, and it will be whitewashed in the next one."

"But it's still scary."

Xu Mo slipped into Zhou Shuyi's arms.

"Oh, timid man, I just laughed."

Zhou Shuyi continued to play with her mobile phone.

What alien, what biochemical David.

In her eyes, it was like watching a child play house with toys.

Childish, ugly, and not scary!
It doesn't taste like a domestic horror movie at all!
and……

He glanced at Xu Mo whose face was pale from fright.

Zhou Shuyi was angry and funny.

Annoyed, is this what you call the God of Horror Movies? ? ?

(End of this chapter)