The contestant is too old, sister Zhou is crazy

Chapter 241 Shu Yi, don't drink and have sex!
"Xu Xiaoling has been bothering you these days, so let me treat you to supper."

Walking out of the men's room, Xu Mo said to Zhou Shuyi who was waiting for him.

"Yes." Sister Zhou smiled slightly.

If you are angry, you want to treat yourself to dinner.

This is really an unprecedented existence.

Now that the angry man is earning money by playing professionally, of course he can't be polite to him.

then……

Under Zhou Shuyi's expectant eyes, Xu Mo led him to a roadside barbecue stall.

This is Xu Mo's choice of dining place, after a lot of haggling and bargaining.

"Scrooge."

Zhou Shuyi smiled and shook her head.

Served some unusual skewers of beef, sheep and pigs.

The two dazzled.

"What is this?" Sister Zhou asked, ordering something new.

"Lamb waist." Xu Mo picked up one and handed it to Sister Zhou, who quickly crossed her hands and refused.

Then he looked at Xu Mo with a smile: "Angry Fruit, you have lamb loin and oysters, do you have plans for tonight?"

"Don't slander me." Xu Mo hastily expressed his opinion: "I eat these because I plan for a rainy day and focus on the future."

"Cut~"

Snorting disdainfully, Sister Zhou shouted: "Boss, here are two bottles to drink."

Immediately, a waiter came to the hall, but Xu Mo drove him away with a wave.

"You Gaoliang children, you just don't understand the price of firewood, rice, oil and salt, and how expensive the water in the barbecue shop is. Wait, I'll go to the store to buy it."

As he said, he walked towards the road with a string of lamb waist in his hand.

Not long after, under Zhou Shuyi's horrified eyes, Xu Mo came back.

Holding a large bottle of happy water in hand.

Then I asked the boss for two disposable cups, unscrewed them, and poured a cup for myself and Zhou Shuyi.

"Excuse me, are you suffering from a disease that will kill you if you spend money?" Zhou Shuyi said a little speechlessly.

"You don't understand." Xu Mo drank a glass of happy water in one breath, and poured another glass for himself with some distress, "It's easy to spend money, but hard to earn money. You have to plan carefully in everything you do."

"I saw that you delivered planes to other female anchors without batting an eye." Zhou Shuyi teased.

"That time was an accident." Xu Mo felt a little pained when he thought of sending an extra plane with millet porridge.

Xu Mo took out his mobile phone and looked through the friend applications on WeChat.

I found a request to add my own millet porridge a few days ago.

agreed.

Immediately, Xiaomi Porridge typed: "Brother Playing, thank you for taking us to the anchor competition these days. It's a pleasure to meet you. It's nice to meet you."

Who is millet porridge, that is the founder of Kaizi psychology.

Xu Mo naturally didn't want to get involved.

Bow down and type.

Zhou Shuyi also came to watch with great interest.

Xu Mo: "You are too happy."

After sending it, I immediately deleted the friend.

"Hahaha." Zhou Shuyi laughed: "Then why do you add others, it's not a gentleman."

"Aren't I just expressing my opinion in front of you, I really sent it wrong last time." Xu Mo said seriously.

The memory of that day was retrieved from the mind.

Zhou Shuyi also read the archive immediately.

He said angrily, "Speaking of which, I haven't accepted your apology yet."

"Come on, we're old buddies now, can you stop acting like a little girl?" Xu Mo raised his disposable cup and touched Sister Zhou's cup, "I'll drink one with you! After drinking this, that matter will be over Ha."

After all, tons of tons.

Finished off in one go.

Zhou Shuyi didn't move, instead she smiled and said, "Since I sincerely apologize, how about drinking?"

As he spoke, he yelled, "Boss, put on a case of beer."

Xu Mo was terrified and said in a low voice, "Are you crazy! I'm a professional player, and the playoffs are about to start. You let me drink? Do you want to ruin Longguo e-sports?"

"What's the matter? Do you think those people don't drink? They can smoke and drink in private. Don't think e-sports is so pure."

Zhou Shuyi took the beer with a smile, opened two bottles, and handed Xu Mo a bottle: "Your EDG next game is five days away, you think I don't know, five days is enough for you to slow down."

After all, he poured the happy water in the glass, and then poured himself a glass of beer.

"I'm not a big drinker, I pour one bottle." Xu Mo was a little embarrassed.

"Just have a drink or two, if it's too much, I'll take you back."

Zhou Shuyi poured Xu Mo a cup.

Immediately touched it, then raised his head and started drinking.

At first, he didn't put it in his mouth, but when he raised his head and saw Xu Mo also put the cup to his mouth, he satisfactorily drank the wine in the glass.

"Oh, it's comfortable, it's still cool to drink two glasses of cold beer occasionally in summer..."

"Where are you raising fish here? Smelly brother."

Xu Mo held up half a glass of wine in his glass, a little embarrassed and speechless.

Gritting his teeth, he drank it.

……

Xu Mo, who we had high hopes for, fell down.

It fell into the hands of Zhou Shuyi, the god of wine in the magic capital.

"Master, it's here."

Zhou Shuyi's car stopped.

Then she asked the surrogate driver to do a favor and get Xu Mo who was lying in the back row out.

"Xiao Pa Cai, three bottles will be poured?"

Seeing Xu Mo's embarrassed back, Zhou Shuyi put her hands on her hips helplessly.

Naturally, she didn't dare to send Xu Mo back to the EDG base.

This is to be scolded.

Maybe Abramovich will take back that pennant.

I can only send Xu Mo to the hotel.

But at this point in time, something strange happened.

The surrounding hotels are full, so I can only send Xu Mo here...

"Okay come to the love hotel again???"

Xu Mo opened one eye and saw the hotel's light sign.

Suddenly, a sense of crisis crept all over his body.

Zhou Shuyi really plotted against her this week.

Taking advantage of being "drunk", you actually brought yourself to this place?

Moral decay ah!
Fortunately, I am not drunk after a thousand glasses of wine. If it were this little bastard from my predecessor, I wouldn't even dare to think about what would happen today.

into the hotel.

Zhou Shuyi scanned the code at the front desk and asked the staff member to carry Xu Mo up first.

The little brother was obviously used to this kind of thing, so he carried Xu Mo to the second floor.

"Brothers, take it easy."

In the elevator, Xu Mo opened his eyes, changed his standing position, and then continued to close his eyes.

He even moved the little brother's arm up in detail.

"...Handsome guy, are you not drunk?" The little brother was stunned.

"I said I was drunk, but I was drunk." Xu Mo's eyes were closed, and the old god said.

Arrive at the second floor.

The little brother opened the door, put Xu Mo on the big red love bed, and said, "Actually, I have encountered this kind of thing before, but others are not as arrogant as you."

I've never encountered anything in this line of work.

But what makes the little brother speechless is that today this person actually questioned his ability to carry people.

Excessive!

"Then you rest, I'll go out first." The little brother walked outside: "But if I see a girl, I might give her some kind reminders."

"Damn, are you threatening me?" Xu Mo glanced at the staff member.

"Hmm." The other party shrugged.

Then said: "V I 200."

"Why don't you go grab it?" Xu Mo was angry, "Get out, get out, I will call and report you tomorrow!"

"100!" The little brother held out a finger.

Seeing that Xu Mo didn't respond, he shrugged his shoulders and walked outside.

Before taking two steps, he heard a "50! There is no more money!" behind his teeth, he twisted his heels on the ground, turned around beautifully, and then skillfully took out his mobile phone and clicked on the payment code.

After confirming the account, he bent down at 90 degrees and said crisply: "Thank you, Boss Xu! I wish you a bright mind!"

Xu Mo was speechless.

I wanted to come and watch the show, but I didn't expect that the show hadn't started yet, so I gave 50 tickets first.

If Shu Yi knew that he had lied to her by pretending to be drunk, Xu Mo would be finished.

After lying on the big red love bed for a long time, Xu Mocai heard the familiar sound of high heels.

Squatting in front of Xu Mo, Zhou Shuyi reached out and poked Xu Mo, then said, "Don't pretend, I saw your eyes move."

Xu Mo was unmoved, knowing that this was all a routine.

After stabbing for a long time, seeing that Xu Mo still didn't respond, Zhou Shuyi chuckled: "Hehe, I finally discovered your little flaw."

"You're afraid of horror movies."

"You drink three bottles down."

Xu Mo really wanted to get up and reason with Zhou Shuyi now.

——First, I am not afraid of horror movies, but I am a little allergic to aliens
——Second, I pour three bottles?Three boxes can show you off today!
Xu Mo resisted the impulse.

Just to see what's going on next.

Sister Zhou also quickly announced the sequence of plot development.

"Just sleep here, I'm going home."

"But tomorrow when you get up and find yourself lying in this place, what should you do if you misunderstand me?"

The more Zhou Shuyi thought about it, the more frightened she became.

"No, I have to leave some evidence."

Zhou Shuyi used the phone in the room to call the front desk downstairs.

"Boss, do you have any rope?"

Not long after, the rope was brought up.

It's still the little brother who carried people.

Handed the rope to Zhou Shuyi, glanced at Xu Mo on the bed, and then pretended to be loud and said earnestly: "Sister, although in principle we shouldn't care about these things, but I still want to remind you kindly, if you really want to play In this regard, it’s better to buy this item yourself, it’s clean and hygienic, isn’t it?”

With that said, under Zhou Shuyi's puzzled gaze, she withdrew.

"What is this guy talking to himself?"

Zhou Shuyi was puzzled.

I don't want to care either.

He just wanted to tie Xu Mo to the bed, record a video to prove that nothing was done here, and finally go home and sleep.

When the red rope was wrapped around Xu Mo's body, the latter couldn't hold back and almost laughed.

"?"

Under Zhou Shuyi's suspicious expression, Xu Mo quickly opened his eyes "lazily", and then made a retching posture.

Then, the four eyes met, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

"Goose..." Zhou Shuyi was taken aback.

The current posture of the two can be described as somewhat ambiguous.

Zhou Shuyi knelt down on the bed, and put a piece of red rope, which was so indecent no matter how you looked at it, around Xu Mo's body.

Zhou Shuyi hurriedly got up from the bed and stood by the bed, somewhat at a loss, then explained in a low voice: "Qirenguo, don't think too much, this is not the kind of plot in the TV series."

Xu Mo's mouth was flattened, and he took advantage of the situation to lay the quilt on his body, and shouted with some grievances: "Shu Yi! What did you do to me! You are confused!"

"I didn't do anything."

Zhou Shuyi threw the rope, "Really."

It took a lot of effort for Zhou Shuyi to explain clearly.

He even dug out his cell phone call records to prove that he came here only when other hotels were full.

"Really?" Xu Mo's acting skills were astonishing, he was on the verge of crying, he was wronged and pitiful, and he asked for proof.

"Of course!" Zhou Shuyi said quite forcefully, not afraid of the shadow slanting.

There was silence in the room.

Unable to pass the trial can be clearly heard from the next door.

Sister Zhou blushed and urged: "If you wake up, then I'm leaving! I'm going home to sleep! If you can't move, you can call Ming Kai to pick you up! I'm leaving anyway! "

As he spoke, he picked up his bag, fanned his hands, fanned them constantly to cool down his cheeks, and then walked outside without stopping.

After calling a substitute driver, Zhou Shuyi returned home successfully.

As soon as he entered the door, Xu Xiaoling's voice came.

"Sister-in-law, why did you come back? Have you eaten yet?"

"There's something going on outside, I've eaten." Zhou Shuyi pretended to be calm, stretched her head to look at Xu Xiaoling in the room, and said, "I'm still learning math at this point, we Xiaoling are really working hard."

"But this is English." Xu Xiaoling said nervously, "Are you okay, Sister Shuyi."

"It's okay, I'm going to take a shower."

Sister Zhou was in the bathtub, meditating.

There are two movies today, one where she got into the arms of the pissed fruit, and the other time the pissed fruit got into her arms. To be reasonable, they are so close, so I can stay in a love hotel for another night. Is there a problem?

I'm so nervous!
Sister Zhou became more and more angry, annoyed by her poor performance in the hotel.

The white lotus-like legs kept shaking in the bathtub, causing countless water splashes.

The poor and innocent little yellow duck "assisting the bath" was overturned to the ground and rolled twice before stopping.

……

After waiting in the hotel for three to ten minutes in detail, Xu Mocai went out to check out generously.

Various emotional values ​​from Zhou Shuyi kept popping up in his mind, which made Xu Moli understand many things.

"Mr. Xu, don't be too anxious. Take it easy and have a good attitude. If it doesn't work, you can help with some medicine or spray. It's also very good, but you can't use it too much, it will hurt your body."

When the guy at the front desk saw Xu Mo, he immediately stepped forward, chattering for a while.

"What are you talking about?" Xu Mo frowned.

"I saw it." The little brother raised his eyebrows.

"What did you see?" Xu Mo was puzzled.

Seeing this, the younger brother moved closer, and whispered in Xu Mo's ear: "The girl left within a few minutes, with a dissatisfied expression on her face, we all saw it, sir, you are pretending to be drunk and holding a rope , let me use a fashionable saying to describe it, you are a poor student with a lot of stationery!"

Xu Mo couldn't laugh or cry.

Out of the corner of my eye, the girls at the front desk were secretly covering their mouths and laughing.

Boom!
Xu Mo slapped the front desk and said angrily, "Shut up! Don't spread rumors here! I'll sue you for slander!"

After that, he pushed the door angrily and walked out.

Behind him, the younger brother's voice came: "Mr. Xu, thank you for coming, please go slowly!"

"Well come to the love hotel again, welcome to come again! I wish you a bright mind!"

Xu Mo turned his head and remembered the appearance of this hotel in his heart.

OK to come again?
Never again!
What rubbish!
It also posted 50 yuan upside down!
Baga road!
(End of this chapter)