I can't be invincible through Tokyo

Chapter 287 Thank you for the invitation. I just got off the plane back to Terra.

Father Hei's face turned even darker instantly. If he was a normal Hei just now, he should be like Xiao Hei in Death's Elementary School.

"By the way, you brought me fried chicken and watermelon in District 1? Isn't that a bit rude?" Father Hei covered his face and looked at Qiao Shuya, listening to Qiao Shuya's accent that was obviously incompatible with District 1. , speaking of.

"Um, hey...do you have any questions?" Qiao Shuya tentatively replied.

Father Black: "..."

"Hey, are you sure I said something wrong? Or are there any taboos on these things in District 1?" Qiao Shuya continued to ask.

"No, come with me."

Qiao Shuya saw Father Hei's chest rising and falling violently, as if he had experienced a very serious ideological struggle in a very short period of time.

The black priest did not say goodbye, and did not look like a fairy. Instead, he took Qiao Shuya to a magnificent classical cathedral.The church bells rang, distant and solemn, and the pilgrims nearby seemed to be walking towards the sea, as if welcoming the return of the tide.

Qiao Shuya looked at this church and immediately sighed in his heart how grand and wealthy the religion in District 1 is. This church can actually occupy such a large area and population in Washington. How many little boys did it that day? Worship?

I'm afraid even the little boy falling from the sky isn't enough, right?
Looking at the black priest next to him who was devoutly saluting step by step, Qiao Shuya still apologized sincerely.

"Guy, I'm really not from District 1, and I don't know what the taboos are in District 1. Trying to learn the taboos of a new country is really like being whipped with a whip to learn to use farm tools to pick cotton. To be honest, I I just want to order fried chicken and watermelon at the pier." Qiao Shuya began to explain that he was not careful just now.

Unexpectedly, the priest's pious face darkened a bit after hearing Qiao Shuya's explanation. Qiao Shuya even saw his knuckles clenching tightly.

After a long time, the black priest finally said: "Are you polite?"

In the entire church, in addition to the worshipers, there are many pure white carrier pigeons on the ground. At this time, a large number of white carrier pigeons are hovering in the sky, and some have fallen to the ground to rest, constantly making "coo-coo-coo" sounds. .

Qiao Shuya kept looking at these pigeons while following the black priest. At this moment, a black crow mixed in among the pure white pigeons, covered with dirty mud. Zhuqiao Shuya screamed, as if he was begging for food.

Qiao Shuya was also happy and said: "The pigeon in your church is really enthusiastic."

"This is a crow..." Father Black looked at the crow covered in mud and reminded him.

"Don't discriminate against people's skin color. Isn't this pigeon just a little dirty and black? Doesn't the life of a black pigeon matter?" Qiao Shuya immediately responded.

Father Hei's expression became extremely distorted and complicated in an instant. Looking at Qiao Shuya's face, he suddenly felt shocked and outrageous, as if he was saying "Are you serious?"

"Hey, look at me, in District 1, even black pigeons are discriminated against. Let me give you a nice name. Look at you, you are covered in mud. How about I call you Clay Pigeon? Let's do it." Qiaoshua raised the dirty crow in his hand, as if he was lifting Simba the Lion King.

"That's enough, Mommy Fake. I've tolerated you for a long time. Did you do it on purpose? You always call me 'Nie' or 'Nie' when we meet you. Open your mouth for farm tools and cotton, and shut up for fried chicken and watermelon. Now you can directly You’re not even going to act anymore, are you? Just stick your head over here and I’ll give you a BUFF.”

Father Black immediately lifted off his priest robe, revealing a physique that looked like it could kill an ox with one punch.

Qiao Shuya immediately hid in the crowd.

"Stop! Stop! Today I want you to see what the glory of the plantation is!" Father Black immediately rolled up his sleeves and chased Qiao Shuya aggressively.

The two men chased and then escaped, causing a huge commotion among the worshipers. Even at this time, many devout believers were stunned when they saw these two people.

Rather, everyone was shocked when they saw Qiao Shuya's outfit, and even wondered if this was a cosplay invited by the church.

"Stop! If I don't send you to the cotton field today, I will cover you with white talcum powder!" Father Hei seemed to be unable to hold himself tight and said as he looked at Qiao Shuya who kept dodging flexibly.

Qiao Shuya immediately saw the statue and cross of the Holy Son. This was nothing, they were standard features in the church in Amei.

However, there were not many believers here. Instead, a remote area of ​​the church was full of people. Qiao Shuya immediately slipped over, but when he arrived, he saw the statue here and was stunned. land.

It was a man wearing a windbreaker. He was carrying a cross on his back, his eyes were firm, and his face seemed to be a strong face and image like "David". Among them, the man's fists were wrapped with flames, and his pupils were There seemed to be bits and pieces of blue flames overflowing from it.

The statue's pupils seemed to hide a lion.

Although all the lions in the zoo have been hidden, Qiao Shuya felt that it looked so familiar the moment he saw this statue. He was immediately stunned. Except that the face did not look like his own, but instead looked like the face of the ancient "King David" Besides, this thing and its shape are all mine, right?

Just when Qiao Shuya was stunned, Father Hei also rushed in angrily. However, when he saw the statue, his anger seemed to have stopped for an instant. He lowered his head and bowed silently, his chest He made the sign of the cross and glared at Qiao Shuya fiercely.

"Ah this..." Qiao Shuya looked at this black guy and suddenly felt that he had gone too far just now.

At this time, an old white man with a cane came out, saw Qiao Shuya, and said, "Child, you come in here first, Jiamis, you go and pray to the little boy first."

"Okay, Bishop." Father Hei glared at Qiao Shuya again, and Qiao Shuya glared back. The two of them stared at each other and left as if they were flirting with each other.

"That kid has just become a priest. Although he was specially recruited, there is no doubt about his devotion to the saint. I heard that you are being hunted by the federation. Did something bad happen? By the way, kid, you are also a saint. Are you a believer?" the bishop asked as he walked with a cane and the nuns helping him support him.

"Well, it's not a big deal. I just accidentally broke into the Capitol Building and blew it up accidentally." Qiao Shuya touched his head embarrassedly.

The bishop staggered and turned his head to look at Qiao Shuya with a ghostly expression.

"On the other hand, the saint you often talk about, who is the saint?" Qiao Shuya looked around and asked.

"Cough cough cough..." The bishop seemed to be choked, and he kept coughing.

"The saint, that's the statue here, who performed a miracle a month ago and wiped out all the strange demons in the world, Joshua." The old bishop still explained, but he looked at Qiao Shuya's body. When it comes to clothes and attire, "You imitate the attire of a saint, but you don't know the saint?"

"Ah?" Qiao Shuya's head was full of questions, "That's not right, doesn't your church display the great Son of God? I saw the Son hanging on the cross at the door, why is there so much more now? A saint?"

"Because the Saint is born to be a member of our sect and our faith. His brilliance and deeds will be remembered by everyone. Everything about him is worthy of chanting like a hymn. He is the reincarnation of the Holy Son and our true redeemers, and we are only lambs." The bishop said, crossing himself on his chest.

"This is the Saint. He is just one of us, but he was able to reverse the situation on the battlefield in Southern Europe. That day, the holy light pierced the sky and countless rays of light scattered on the earth. He stood on the line of defense. Ahead, looking at the demons from hell in the distance, his figure is guarding the lambs all over the world." "He is our saint, Joshua."

"It's a pity that it was too late when we found out about the Saint."

Qiao Shuya: "???"

What what?What are these?

……

At this time in Tokyo, the Watchers Association began to gradually become chaotic.

A technician locked the call that Qiao Shuya had just made. Based on detection and tracking, he found that it was indeed Qiao Shuya's mobile phone number, and it was not a number reassigned by the operator after Qiao Shuya's account was closed.

As soon as the news came out, the entire staff in Tokyo was excited, and then they sent people to the Subspace Academy to inform Li Tianming.

At this time, in the subspace academy laboratory, Uncle Li was still conducting further experiments in the research department.

"President Li, the celestial phenomenon just now was done by Mr. Qiao, who has become a god. His unique ability is more obvious and aggressive than other gods. The ability he bestowed is It’s fixed, and this is one of the proofs that he has turned into a god.”

Researchers recorded the phenomenon of white thunder appearing across the entire sky.

Uncle Li also saw the white thunder in the sky, and his fist had just sunk into his flesh.

One of the things that the Watcher Association has been busy with recently is discussing whether to classify those paladins who have cultivated the Holy Light into the "Watcher" sequence.

On the one hand, there are so many more people who can fight against strange demons. The association is both sad and happy. The power of the Holy Light does not depend on qualifications, identity, or status. It seems that it only depends on the three views and the attitude towards strange monsters. level of hatred.

In addition, there is no threshold for Holy Light, and videos of practice methods are all over the Internet. Ordinary people all over the world have begun to practice the seemingly extremely fast boxing techniques, and many people are just blindly learning and practicing them. Really mastered a little bit of the Holy Light.

This feeling of extraordinary proximity will drive people all over the world crazy.

This is why all the churches have been crazy about it recently. They have read their own teachings countless times, and then dragged Qiao Shuya into their own teachings, saying that someone from their own teachings was reincarnated or descended to earth.

Now there is a phenomenon all over the world, that is, you can see people practicing boxing everywhere every day, whether they are old people, women, adults or children. Even in schools, it is mandatory to spend one hour a day to teach all students this technique. Boxing technique.

The birth of a new god seems to have brought about a new life in the world, but the Watcher Association is in some trouble. What they are thinking about is whether to include this group of people into their own Watcher team.

While this kind of research continued, the doorbell of the research room was pressed, and Uncle Li received an urgent report.

"President Li, Mr. Qiao just got a call from Washington. He said he had a lot of fun and asked you to go over and redeem him."

Uncle Li: "..."

"What did you say?" Uncle Li didn't react immediately.

"Mr. Qiao said that he accidentally fell into the Capitol Building when he returned to the present world from subspace, and then accidentally blew up the Capitol. Now he wants you to go get him..."

Uncle Li: "???"

At this time, he couldn't control him. Uncle Li sorted out the information as quickly as possible, and in the end he could only say: "Is the source of the information reliable?"

"It's very reliable. The technicians have conducted reverse tracking and found that this is indeed Mr. Qiao's mobile phone. On the other side, there is also news from the Watchmen branch in Washington that a powerful strange demon has rushed in from the subspace. House of Parliament……"

Uncle Li's chest kept rising and falling. He couldn't care less about anything now. He looked hard at the explanation sent by the technician and made up his mind.

"Immediately, immediately, prepare a special plane to fly directly to Washington. Wait, I won't go. I'll call the priest, Huahua, Yoshida and the little girl Genji, and ask them to get ready quickly and go directly to Washington."

"Hi!"

……

District 1 at this time, in Washington, DC.

"Ah this, the Pope recognized Saint Joshua as the reincarnation of the Son of God, and recognized that the Saint is now another object of worship in all churches around the world... Ah this..." Qiao Shuya saw the record in the church at this time Looking at the Pope's manuscript, he suddenly didn't know where he was going.

Thank you for the invitation. In fact, when he faced the Blood Demon King, he just wanted to flip the table and explode with him. He didn't have such a great idea.

After that, I went to the space carrier for a tour. After I came out, I immediately became a saint in the church. Now I am afraid that the number of my believers around the world has begun to soar toward tens or even hundreds of millions.

Even in the words of the bishop, not only these, but also the black priest who just had a fight with Qiao Shuya, he belongs to the priests of the new era, because he does not actually believe in Jesus, but he believes in the saints, and After practicing Shenge Fist, I have condensed the Holy Light.

Even if that holy light is extremely weak.

"Ah, what kind of punch do you think this is?" Qiao Shuya continued with a groove stuck in his throat.

"Divine Fist." The leader said.

Qiao Shuya: "..."

Just when Qiao Shuya was hiding in the cathedral, silently studying the "history" of his month-long absence, at this moment, an uninvited guest also came to the church and spoke to a clergyman.

"Please tell me, Your Majesty, the people from the 'God Clan' are here."

(End of this chapter)