I can't be invincible through Tokyo

Chapter 288 Space Carrier (×) Oil Paradise (√)
"Gods?" The nun who responded suddenly felt unreasonable when she heard this title.

There are all kinds of crazy things here in Ami every year. Just like a few years ago, there was a "Moor" who claimed to be the ruler of the planet and the leader of all the Celestial Dragons. And then they actually gathered in a crowd. Let’s play with the blood of strange demons together.

Yes, it was just such a fancy way of playing, drying the demon blood and grinding it into powder, rolling it into cigarettes and smoking it. That's how those Moors played, and then they all lost their fun.

Now there are people claiming to be gods?Where does this neurosis come from?

"Go, go, it's time to practice the Saint's Divine Fist soon, don't affect our schedule." The nun waved her hand to this man very politely.

The nun herself is also a person who yearns for the Holy Light. However, she heard a story about red carp and green carp and the nun some time ago. She suddenly felt bad. During this period, she was unable to calm down and practice.

And this person who calls himself a god has black hair, black eyes, a bulge in the middle of his nose, and looks like an aquiline. He looks like a merchant of Venice, which is not good anyway.

"It seems that normal communication is no longer possible." The protoss waved his hand, and the black-skinned bodyguards behind him squeezed the nun away in an instant.

"You have to...wuwuwu..."

The nun was controlled, and the protoss took out a handkerchief and wiped his face, then threw it on the nun and walked straight into the cathedral.

……

Qiao Shuya was still looking at the history of his world that had disappeared for a month.

Good guy, really good guy.

The Subspace Academy was exposed to the public eye and became the Hogwarts that every child most wanted to visit.

Qiao Shuya inexplicably became the reincarnation of the eldest son of God. At the same time, he became the future Buddha of Buddhism, the Taoist Thunder God of the Nine Heavens, the Holy King of Radiance, the Hindu Emperor Shapila, and the Fusang mythical Emperor Shakti.

Good guy, Qiao Shuya was filled with questions for a moment and left for a month. Why did he suddenly become the main god-level figure of so many divine religions?

The most outrageous thing was that he saw something even more terrifying. The Jews announced to Qiaoshua that he was an orthodox Jew with Jewish ancestry.

Although this thing was regarded as a joke, after all, Qiao Shuya had a standard Asian face and was thousands of miles away from them. But those people took out the family tree from somewhere and looked it up. By the time Weining arrived, his ancestors were one-sixteenth of Jewish ancestry.

Therefore, it was determined that Qiaoshua was a Jew.

Qiao Shuya: "..."

And just after he watched the various news given by the bishop, suddenly there was a noise outside the church.

"We just want to meet the person who suddenly appeared in the Capitol. Isn't this okay?" The protoss looked at the others indifferently. He even liked to raise his head slightly when he spoke, as if He points his tall nose towards others.

"There are no people here who have appeared in the Capitol. Please come back. We are about to start practicing the Divine Boxing." The bishop also returned unceremoniously.

"Oh, heresy..." the Gods said with disdain.

In an instant, the entire church was tense, and the bishop looked very wrong. A faint white light appeared on his fist holding the cane. It was hard to imagine that this stooped old man with a white beard who was nearly a hundred years old had actually successfully practiced the Divine Fist.

Will he tear off his bishop's robe later and say "I love your mom" like a KFC colonel?

"Why are you looking for me?" Qiao Shuya walked out.

If the Watchmen Association came to arrest him, Qiao Shuya would probably hide, but Qiao Shuya would not give any face to the federal police or agents.

What's more, the person in front of him is more like a politician, even worse than those federal agents.

"Are you the one who suddenly appeared in the Capitol?" The Gods saw Qiao Shuya, stretched out their white-gloved hands and said, "May I ask what your name is?"

"Oh?" Qiao Shuya showed the word "乐" on his face and found it very interesting.

When he was about to speak, the thin old bishop stopped in front of him and shook his head.

"Don't worry, old man, I can solve this." Qiao Shuya showed his shining white teeth, gave a thumbs up, and said, "I am the destroyer of Arasaka Tower, the brother of Johnny Silverhand... Johnny hand addiction! You’re right, I’m going to blow up the Capitol.”

The protoss man's eyelids suddenly twitched. He looked at Qiao Shuya, who had a happy expression on his face, and didn't know what to say.

"Well, it's actually not a big deal. I just want to invite you to come." The God Clan man said with a smile.

"By the way, you haven't introduced yourself yet." Qiao Shuya replied, "Are the local gangs so rude?"

The Protoss man's eyelids twitched again and said: "You can call me Epstein, I am a Protoss man."

He seemed very proud to reveal his identity.

"Wait, Epstein?" Qiao Shuya heard the name, and even the protoss behind him didn't care. He suddenly became happy and said, "Fuck! A perverted lolicon!"

Qiao Shuya suddenly exclaimed.

And for a moment, the face of this protoss man was as dark as the farm tools behind him.

Although he does have some quirks, why does this guy know about them?And you said it in public?There is a way to die!

Qiao Shuya was so excited that he added: "Is there an eagle party? Will you take me with you if you have an eagle party?"

"Haha, come with us..." he said with a smile.

"Really, why don't you take me with you?" Qiao Shuya said cheerfully and followed him.

The bishop also wanted to follow, but was stopped by Qiao Shuya.

"Master Bishop, don't worry, I'm safe here, don't worry." Qiao Shuya blinked.

bishop:"……"

Don't say it!
In fact, he just has a taste for eagles and other things...ah, he wants to protect this child who also likes the saint. There are no bad people among those who like the saint. Yes, that must be the case.

After Qiao Shuya left with the Gods, he walked into a black high-end convertible.

Qiao Shuya immediately became happy when he saw this convertible. A few decades ago, there was a very happy person who rode this convertible to parade on the street, and then he was so happy.

"By the way, is your Loli Island real?" Qiao Shuya asked immediately.

"it is true."

The convertible stopped on the side of the road, and then, a pistol was pointed at Qiaoshua's forehead. Qiaoshua immediately raised his hands, and even took out a small French tricolor flag from nowhere. "You are not a strange demon, are you?" A protoss named Epstein looked at Qiao Shuya and said, "A child who has awakened the ability to open subspace? Maybe he has just awakened. I You guessed it right?"

He seemed to be looking at Qiao Shuya with determination. In his opinion, Qiao Shuya was extremely immature and, well, a little crazy...

"Why do you think my ability can open subspace?" Qiao Shuya's head was full of questions.

"Oh, I just want to say that as one of our people, you only need to be responsible for opening and closing subspace rifts at any time. When the time comes, we will give you the status of an honorary God." Epstein said arrogantly , not even paying attention to Qiao Shuya's question.

"Alas, other than this bullshit god tribe, there is no other expression? For example, Loli Island?" Qiao Shuya suddenly showed a puzzled expression.

"You want Loli Island? I'll give it to you if you want it." He said with disdain.

For the Tokyo branch to have mastered a human who can open subspace at any time, other places are also envious. After all, being able to open subspace is equivalent to taking the initiative.

The Tokyo branch even established a subspace academy based on this, and is preparing to build more solid fortresses and barriers there, which will even become a bridgehead for counterattacks in subspace in the future.

For some, this is not allowed.

This kind of thing should be in the hands of the gods.

"Is this your idea, or is there some shadow government behind you? Lizardmen or the like." Qiao Shuya asked.

"That's a lot of nonsense. How are you thinking about it? Johnny's hand addiction?" Epstein asked Qiao Shuya, the arrogance in his eyes did not diminish at all, even though his information stated that Qiao Shuya was a watcher who had awakened his abilities. But to them, this watcher is just something they raise.

"Actually, I just lied. I'm not called Johnny Hand Addict." Qiao Shuya looked at the gun pressed against him and thought that someone in the space carrier had dared to point a gun at him before.

But that man died miserably.

"Then what's your real name?" He started to get a little impatient, and because of this, the black-skinned bodyguards pressed harder against Qiao Shuya's head.

"I am Xi Te Le's brother, my name is Dong Te Le. What I am best at is powerful oil removal." Qiao Shuya smiled and stood up suddenly.

In an instant, Qiao Shuya activated the space carrier, and the entire fleet of black limousines was sucked into the space carrier.

At this moment, the protoss was shocked and said: "Subspace!"

"No, this is the Oil Paradise!" Qiao Shuya immediately opened his arms, as if embracing the sun.

What he came to was not the simulated city where Haichao City was located, but an abandoned area.

However, Qiaoshua came, and the surging holy light burst out from him. In an instant, the whole world regained its vitality, and everything was in full swing.

Plants began to grow, the sky was restored to sunshine and rain, and the entire abandoned simulated city began to operate. And where the holy light was spread, the plants bloomed rapidly, and then grew white cotton, suddenly forming a sea of ​​cotton.

At this moment, both the protoss and the dark-skinned bodyguards were extremely horrified. Even the guy who originally held Qiao Shuya with a gun had his sunglasses fall off, even seeing this look. The endless sea of ​​cotton, as if something in the DNA has been awakened.

And right at the end of the Cotton Sea, an oil refinery and a soap factory appeared. They were built quickly just like the base vehicle in Red Alert. All this shocked these people's outlook and made them break out in cold sweat.

Who did they just threaten?Demon King?No!Is it a demon?

"Are you sweating? Little brother. Welcome to Oil Paradise! There are countless cyber cotton and cyber soap factories here. Our aim is to bring down the prices of cotton and soap!" Qiao Shuya rubbed his hands.

"Oh, brother, you are going to live in hell." At this moment, joker appeared, and it smelled the breath of fun.

Then I saw the endless sea of ​​cotton and the huge oil refinery, and I suddenly felt happy.

"Who are you! Demon God! You are the Demon God of Pleasure!" Epstein was immediately frightened to the extreme and looked at Qiao Shuya with a twisted expression.

"Zhao, I am the devil of pleasure when I ride on a horse! Zhuo, I will punish you to work in an oil refinery. Refining a thousand tons of oil is not enough!" Joker suddenly became dizzy. He who was riding a horse was about to be taken away from his body. He is the pure devil of pleasure. What does this talking Safeguard look like?
"Monster! Monster!" These black guys were immediately frightened to the extreme. They wanted to run away one by one, but when they fled close to the cotton field, they froze for an instant and started picking cotton as if they couldn't control their hands. There are also more sacks in his hands.

"Hey, Ah Qiao, you seem to have been led astray by me. I'm really over the moon with this whole thing. I can't do it. If this continues, I, joker, will lose face. I have to do something better..." Joker looked at it. Looking at those black high-end convertibles, I felt happy.

Those black high-end convertibles transformed into Autobots like Optimus Prime, with whips in their hands and a basket of watermelons and fried chicken on hand.

"You, it's you, the black guy who was so scared that he peed his pants." Joker pointed to the most conspicuous person and said, "What's your name?"

"Boer, Lord Demon God, my name is Boer..." This guy immediately knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing.

"Get up, don't kneel. How about changing your name to Nepal? You are now a farmer. We have to set a small goal and pick [-] million tons of cotton. We must bring down the price of cotton on the market!" Joker suddenly said a The whip was thrust into his hand.

"Work hard. Once you have picked enough cotton, I will lower the down payment interest rate for buying a house." Joker smiled and patted his shoulder to encourage him.

"Ah this..." Qiao Shuya was stunned.

"And you, yes, Talking Safeguard, you have to make 1 million yuan of soap before you can leave. Let's unite! Together, we must bring down the price of cotton and soap on the market!" Joker said, holding a leather bag The whipped Autobots came to him and stared at the Protoss man.

Qiao Shuya added: "Then he calls himself a member of the God Clan, so the oil he refines should be of a higher quality. Why not call it divine oil?"

"That's right, soap is also called God Soap. As for cotton, why not call our brand nylon cotton!" Joker slapped his thigh and stretched out his fist.

Qiao Shuya also reached out his fist in tacit understanding, and the two hit it off immediately, with a tacit understanding and working together.

"No, Lord Demon God, I will say, I will say anything..." This Epstein didn't have the arrogance from before. He was now kneeling on the ground and crying.He was completely frightened by the scene in front of him and these two gangsters.

"What do you want to say?" Qiao Shuya asked immediately.

"Actually, District 1 has been emptied by the Protoss a long time ago. Now all the elections are controlled by us. It is not my plan to arrest you. It is the instruction of our senior leaders of the Protoss. I am just an errand..." He burst into tears... Hengliu kept talking and poured out all the secrets.

"Hey, there are so many Safeguards walking in District 1?" Joker suddenly became excited.

It instantly transformed into a dark-skinned man.

"Double-gun Lucian?" Qiao Shuya also became interested when he saw the image that joker had transformed into, "Are you having fun?"

"I'm going to run for president." Joker said with a smile.

"That seems difficult."

"Don't worry, I can use dirt reincarnation to pull the dead people out to vote. Why are you fighting me?" Joker said with a smile, "Aqiao, stay here for now, we are the best partners, right?"

"Of course." Qiao Shuya also showed a Tom Cat-like grin and closed the door of Oil Paradise.

(End of this chapter)