I don't want to be a star, I became popular

Chapter 100 Matcha and Wasabi

Zhou You is not in a hurry to release "Jieyou Grocery Store".

Because "The Devotion of Suspect X" is currently on sale.

According to the data provided by Hu Liang, editor of Daxia Publishing House, "The Devotion of Suspect X" has sold over one million copies in Xiaguo.

Ye Youshen has a small reputation.

Become a highly anticipated new writer.

According to Hu Liang, if Yeyoushen were not so socially fearful and accepted the writers of Daxia Publishing House, his reputation would only be higher now, and "Suspect X's Devotion" would sell even more explosively.

pity……

But Zhou You didn't feel sorry.

He is already very satisfied that "The Devotion of Suspect X" can sell like this.

The single volume of "The Devotion of Suspect X" is priced at 48 yuan.

One million volumes, or 100 million.

Excluding the publishing house's profit sharing, royalties, etc., the net profit exceeds [-] million yuan.

And as time goes by, the sales of "Devotion of Suspect X" must be far more than 100 million copies.

Writing books is very profitable.

Zhou You felt that it was much faster to collect money than music works.

After the manuscript fee arrives, the purse will instantly swell.

……

The next day, seven ten in the morning.

Zhou Youyou woke up.

[Sleep until you wake up naturally, life point +1]

When Zhou You got up, Li Yan also sat up from the bed when he heard the movement.

"Morning." Li Yan greeted Zhou You with sleepy eyes.

"Morning." Zhou You looked at Li Yan quite surprised, this guy got up so early today.He can sleep better than me, and he's even worse. "Sleep a little longer?"

"Aren't you going to see Panda Jiang today?" Li Yan said, "Sleep."

It's pretty positive.

Zhou You could see that Li Yan was actually quite reliable.

I told Li Yan last night, worried that he would fall asleep again.Today he got up early.

After getting up and washing up, the two changed their clothes, put on sunglasses and bags and set off.

Zhou You also brought his q2 Leica camera.

Yu Shuo, the owner of the homestay, still prepared breakfast for the guests.

It's just that Zhou You wanted to eat noodles this morning, so he and Li Yan went to a restaurant outside to have a medium bowl of beef noodles.

The face of Jinguan City is really not good.

The noodles from Yuzhou, my hometown, are still delicious.

Zhou You was slightly disappointed.

With yesterday's "history of taking a taxi", both Zhou You and Li Yan found that taking a taxi is really delicious.Let's still take a taxi today... I feel sorry for the sponsor.

However, what Zhou You and Li Yan didn't expect was that the director Wang Hou came up with a trick to get the sponsor's car to appear on camera - he hired a full-time driver!

From today on, intern Xu Feifan will serve as the intimate driver of Zhou You and Li Yan.

Xu Feifei sighed straight away: Interns are too difficult!
Xu Feifei: "Can the boss double the salary?"

Prince: "Why don't you sleep first?"

There is nothing in the dream.

Zhou You and Li Yan got into the back seat of the car provided by the sponsor car dealer.

Since the director Wang Hou has worked so hard.

They're still going to do it.

As soon as they got into the back seat of the car, the two began to "professional performance".

Li Yan leaned on the back of the seat and said naturally: "This car is not bad, the back is very comfortable."

Zhou You: "It's really good, the rear seat has a lot of room, and the legs can be straightened. You can also lie down."

Li Yan: "The name of the car is also good, Wrangler, Trojan~~"

Zhou You: "Did you feel the car shake?"

What Zhou You wanted to express was that this "trojan horse" shocked me.

The lone man and the widow share a car.

A sound of a wooden horse made me tremble.

However, Li Yan could read and understand, and said, "The car shakes?"

Zhou You: "Huh?"

Xu Feifei, who was sitting in the cab in front, and the cameraman of the co-pilot, communicated with each other with strange eye language.

Xu Feifei: "Although I'm sitting in the driver's seat, I feel that you two are the drivers... Or should you drive this car by yourself?"

Cameraman: "This is not a car to go to kindergarten."

I thought you two were serious about "playing soft advertisements" for the sponsor's father, but you two are too hard...too hardcore.The seat back is comfortable, the space is large, and the car is shaking... You all know the correct way to open this car.

I don't know what the sponsor car will think when they see this scene.

After realizing that the speed of the car was too fast, Li Yan and Zhou You braked in time.

Xu Feifei said: "Brother You, Brother Yan, are you all seated? We're leaving."

Zhou You: "Let's go."

Li Yan: "Let's go."

It is 15 kilometers from the homestay to Jinguancheng Giant Panda Breeding Base.

It didn't take much time to drive, but when I encountered the morning rush hour for work, I was stuck in a traffic jam for a while.

It was already [-]:[-] when we arrived at the giant panda breeding base.

You can enter the Giant Panda Base at 07:30 in the morning.

Li Yan bought tickets online last night.

The fare is 55 yuan.

The strategy found by Zhou You and Li Yan is that 9:11 am to [-]:[-] am is the best time to see giant pandas.

Because this is the most energetic time of the day for the giant pandas.

The giant panda is definitely the king of the animal world. It sleeps for ten hours a day and eats for twelve hours...the daily business hours are less than two hours.

It is more dog than a pig that eats and sleeps.

"Fat Dasang, we are here." Li Yan looked very excited.

The panda base is quite big.

It's tiring to walk around in there.

And you will find that after shopping for a long time, there is nothing!
Last night, Zhou You and Li Yan chose a less tiring route based on the strategies of some "play experts".

After entering the park, take the battery car directly to the top of the mountain.

In this way, you can visit all the way from the top of the mountain.

It's all downhill.

Zhou You and Li Yan are serious about saving energy.

Coming out to play is to relax and have a good mood.

Why do you make yourself so tired?
There are quite a lot of people in the panda base.

Zhou You and Li Yan appeared here, and some fans recognized them and greeted them.

Zhou You and Li Yan also responded politely.

There are many bamboos in the park.

Sure enough, the living environment of giant pandas is very good.

The names of the residences of giant pandas are also very interesting, the moon delivery room, the sun delivery room, the No. [-] villa...is it more happy to live than a human?
The first stop chosen by Zhou You and Li Yan was the "Giant Panda No. [-] Villa" on the mountain.

Enter the Giant Panda No. [-] Villa,
Soon Zhou You and Li Yan saw a chubby giant panda "one person" moving a branch there.With its back to the crowd, it was leaning against a rock, its short, fat hands clutching branches from time to time.

Cute and cute.

Zhou You saw giant pandas up close for the first time.

In the last life, I only saw it on TV and books.

The giant panda is lazy.

Completely ignored the existence of human beings.

They move slowly.

For the first time, I felt that walking inside eight was so good-looking.

The black and white appearance, plus those two dark "black eye circles", are so cute that it blows up people's cuteness.

"I softened instantly." Li Yan never disappeared when he saw the smiles on the faces of the giant pandas.

I keep calling Fat Dasang Fat Dasang~~~
He took out his mobile phone to shoot and record the video of Yuan Gun Gun rolling and sliding on the ground (playing shuttle board).

Zhou You raised his camera to take pictures.

Occasionally record videos.

[The first time to watch a giant panda up close, life point +1]

[Be transformed into a giant panda, life point +1]

I softened in an instant... What kind of words are these tigers and wolfs? Zhou You looked at Li Yan strangely and responded, and Li Yan immediately explained: "My heart is softening!"

"I really want to rub them." Li Yan said, "The old man's girlish heart!"

Watching giant pandas is definitely the cure for all bad moods.

The giant panda is indeed a national treasure.

Absolute cuteness is justice!
Zhou You and Li Yan did not travel fast at the Panda Base, they stopped and went.

Sometimes I take pictures, sometimes I record with my phone.

The fart Li Yan would often say to Zhou You: "Here, take a picture for me!"

"Brother You, take a picture!"

"Brother You, go over there, I'll take a handsome photo of you!"

In this way, Zhou You and Li Yan visited the Giant Panda No. 2 Villa, the Giant Panda Sun Delivery Room, and the Little Panda No. [-] Playground...

Giant panda cubs can be seen in the giant panda sun delivery room.

When traveling around them to visit the delivery room of the giant panda Sun,
Giant panda cubs are sleeping lazily through the glass.

They all sleep on their stomachs.

Limbs spread out.

If their short hands and legs were a little longer, they would really be in a big shape.

When watching giant panda cubs, you can't knock on the glass, and you can't turn on the flash to take pictures.

Because that would disturb the sweet dreams of the cubs.

At the Red Panda No. 2 playground, Zhou You and the two saw the red panda.

"Does the little panda look like this? I thought the little panda was a small giant panda!" Li Yan exclaimed when he saw the little panda.

"I also thought the red panda was a cub." Zhou You said.

In fact, the red panda and the giant panda are completely two kinds of animals... The giant panda is black and white and round, absolutely cute.

The fur color of the red panda is red.

With a long tail.

He looked like Tie Hanhan.

Hmm... The little panda reminds Zhou You of a little raccoon.

But the little panda is a little panda, and the little raccoon is a little raccoon.

The two cannot be equated.

But nearby signs and staff tell tourists that red pandas are aggressive, so don't provoke this kind of iron.

And most let's travel around.What Li Yan feels happy is the Juvenile Giant Panda Villa, the Sub-adult Giant Panda Villa and the Adult Giant Panda Villa!
These three places are continuous.

The giant panda is a one-time look.

Receive high-density crit attacks from cute beasts.

While watching these three giant panda villas, our classmate Li Yan gradually turned into a dubbing expert.

Seeing the giant panda lying on the tree and yawning, Li Yan dubbed: "Wow~ I haven't slept enough yet, so I've been squeezed up."

Seeing the sleeping giant panda: "We sleep for ten hours a day, eat for twelve hours, and show cuteness to poor humans for the remaining two hours~"

The giant pandas had a great time.

Zhou You and Li Yan were also completely relaxed.

Strolling in the courtyard, I watched the giant pandas rolling on the ground, performing a "panda landslide" from the half slope, and some rock climbers "rock climbing" with their bare hands (actually climbing up the slope by twisting their big buttocks).

The more mischievous giant panda staged a violent demolition of the house, a proper invincible wrecking king.

There are also those who show affection.

Two giant pandas climbed up the tree.

One is sitting.

One is lying down.

In a "cutest height difference" position, the tip of the nose is close, kissing.

Li Yan's dubbing is online again.

This time it's still the kind where the hero and heroine are finely voiced.

Panda wife: "Kiss~~I haven't kissed today~~"

Panda Husband: "What a big deal, give me a pop~" The giant panda husband lying on top of the tree opened its mouth and gently bit at the cute ear of the panda wife.

Mrs. Panda: "Don't...there are so many people watching." With a bear's paw, the Mrs. Panda pushed away.Just like a shy little girl.

Husband Panda: "Never mind them."

This wave of dog food fed the tourists well.

They are shaking jiojio~~ shaking their heads comfortably on the tree.

After the giant pandas became adults, the administrators of the Panda Base seldom bathed the fat Dasangs.

Because of rolling in the pit all day long.

Some undisciplined giant pandas basically turned into big black bears.

Of course, some giant pandas are more clean.

Zhou You and the others saw giant pandas taking a bath in the "bathhouse" of the adult giant panda villa.

There is a giant panda, like a big boss, occupying one side of the "bath pool", soaking in it like a hot spring, with its back against the "pool".He was actually making private soup.

Two adult giant pandas dragged a juvenile giant panda to the "bathroom" to give it a bath.

Li Yan's dubbing has never been offline.

Panda mother: "Troublemaker, hurry up and take a bath, let you love clean and clean. Look at the dry wash yesterday, and it's dirty again today~~ How can you marry a wife in the future when you look like this?"

Under the influence of Li Yan, Zhou You finally joined the dubbing army.

Panda Zaizai (Zhou You): "Mom, you don't have to worry, the administrator has said it, the wife's bag is allocated~~"

Li Yan: "Yes!!! No wonder these giant pandas are so crazy, they don't have to worry about losing the right to choose a spouse. They will be given a wife after they reach adulthood!! In this life, they will only be responsible for eating, sleeping, and being cute. When will human beings realize this? Assign wives?"

It is not easy to fall in love and get married now.

Houses, cars and tickets... For most young people, they are mountains that weigh them down.

Who doesn't want the state to assign wives?
not far away.

Wang Jia has been made cute by Yuan Gun Gun.

Hearing Zhou You and Li Yan's dubbing and dialogue, they all laughed silly, "Hahaha Zhou You can do it, the brain circuit is as clear as ever."

Xu Feifei: "In the words of the boss, isn't the effect of the program coming?"

Prince: "This is my line."

In the adult giant panda villa, panda cubs seem to be more resistant to bathing.

The panda mother pressed it in the "bathroom", but the panda cub was struggling frantically.

Just like you and me when we were kids...

"Mom, I don't want to take a bath!"

"Hurry up and wash it! Believe it or not, I'll slap you."

"Woo~~~ I won't wash, I won't wash~~"

"Today you have to wash if you want to wash, or if you don't wash, you have to wash. Be obedient, wash your hair and face first, and put on fragrance..."

The panda cub and the panda mother fought wits and bravery in the "bathroom", but in the end they couldn't resist the coercion and temptation of the panda mother, and were held down in the bathhouse to take a bath.Zhou You felt that the panda mother must be coaxing the panda cubs like this: "The administrator will eat the spring bamboo shoots after the whitewashing, and only the spring bamboo shoots will be eaten after listening to the mother. You don't want to eat the spring bamboo shoots?"

After all, Cub Cub lost to the cakes painted by his mother.

Holding beautiful fantasies, I finished taking a bath with a halazi.

But unfortunately,
The panda cub just got out of the bath and rolled on the floor!

After finally washing it clean, it turned into a dirty mud baby in a while.

"This little panda is not worried at all." Li Yan said.

"Does it look like us when we were young?" Zhou You asked.

"Hahaha, it seems that when I was young, I had to change two or three clothes a day. It was naughty." Li Yan recalled his childhood.

After watching the panda take a bath, take pictures, record videos, play dubbing...

move on.

Then I saw two chubby pandas fighting.

Release the cute bear's throwing skills to each other.

You pin me to the ground.

I'm holding your little jiojio (little short legs).

Then "scramble" with each other.

Hugging and rolling on the ground together.

Of course, what I see the most is that the cute masters are eating.

The giant panda is a well-deserved cute food owner.

Or sitting or lying or gnawing bamboo.

99% of the giant panda's food is bamboo, especially the fresh and delicious bamboo shoots.

However, bamboo is a low-nutrient and high-fiber food. Giant pandas even need to spend 18 hours a day to eat about 30 kilograms of bamboo.

High-fiber bamboo takes a long time to digest after eating.

So lying down to eat, lying down after eating, is almost the standard configuration of every bear, gourmet, and lying flat cat.

And their sleeping postures are also "variety of poses": sleeping sitting, lying down, hanging on a tree, sleeping in the bath, sleeping anytime, anywhere.

It really interprets the word "easy" vividly.

Li Yan: "I'm a little envious of giant pandas."

Zhou You: "You can stay up for two more nights."

Zhou You and Li Yan "observed" several giant pandas eating.

Take photos and record videos.

When the adult giant panda was about to finish shopping, Li Yan asked a question that Zhou You couldn't answer: "Will the giant panda be constipated if it eats so much high-fiber bamboo every day?"

Zhou You: "I don't know that."

How come your focus is always so weird.

While discussing about panda constipation,
Zhou You and Li Yan saw an "indecent giant panda".

Of course it's not that the two pandas are doing something shy.

It was a cute and naive Yuan Gungun who suddenly turned his back to the tourists after eating the bamboo.Slightly pouted its plump and round panda buttocks, facing the group of watching humans.

Lie down on the body forward.

The right hind leg is slightly forward.

Bow your body.

Perform an online smack to humans.

puff~~
Two lumps of green squid fell out from under the chubby panda's buttocks.

Seeing this scene, Zhou You immediately knew how to answer Li Yan, and said, "It seems that they won't be constipated."

However, Li Yan's focus has changed now: "It turned out to be green."

Zhou You: "Like the Youth League."

Li Yan said solemnly: "Mmm~~ it tastes like matcha tea."

Zhou You: "It might also be mustard flavored."

Li Yan: "!!!"

Holy shit! !
You can catch all my stalks.

Sure enough, good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a million.

Li Yan: "A man of the same path."

Zhou You: "Each to each other."

So the two epic characters shook hands.

aside,
Wang Jia and Xu Feifei almost collapsed when they heard the conversation between these two guys.

Wang Jia: "I feel... I will never eat Qingtuan again."

Xu Feifei: "I suddenly lost interest in everything about matcha flavor."

Prince: "Chat with ghosts."

Wang Jia: "They are real, I cried to death."

The photographers on Voyager are all professional.

They not only photographed all the naive giant pandas.

He also followed Zhou You and Li Yan, two "ghost chats", and gave a close-up of the giant panda's stinky.

The picture of the giant panda snorting, and Zhou You and Li Yan's tasteful chat were broadcast.

The effect of the show must not explode?

……

……

The second update is 5000 words.

You need a monthly pass and a recommendation ticket, otherwise you can only eat and sleep like a giant panda~~~
(End of this chapter)