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Chapter 98 Silly Zhu: I want Xu Damao to marry Liu Yufeng (subscribe)
Silly Zhu felt a strong malice from Liu Yufeng from the bottom of his heart.

What a thing!
send me back.

Even if he guesses with his toes now, he can still guess what Liu Yufeng said about sending him back, and the specific method of sending him back, just like before he came, and then he would lift him back by the collar of his back.

Pull it down.

I can't enjoy such a gift.

I have already lost face once, and I will lose face again.

He hurriedly rejected Liu Yufeng's kindness.

"Comrade Liu Yufeng, I'll just walk back by myself." In order to convince Liu Yufeng of his lies, Sha Zhu even moved his limbs, "The body is the capital of the revolution. Cast a solid body and strive to make greater efforts for the rolling mill."

"You men are too hypocritical. I promise not to sneak you back."

Silly Zhu looked at Liu Yufeng suspiciously.

Feeling guilty, he tightened his clothes.

His appearance was even worse than that of an innocent beautiful girl facing hooligans, and he always felt that Liu Yufeng still had a backup waiting for him.

"I'll put one arm around your waist and pinch you back!"

Clip it back!
It's better for him to be resisted on the shoulders.

Worried about losing face again.

Silly Zhu hurriedly turned the topic to Liu Yufeng's boyfriend. With Liu Yufeng's height of two meters and the appearance of the female version of Black Whirlwind Li Kui, her husband must be a god.

Most people can't taste Liu Yufeng.

"Comrade Liu Yufeng, I can walk back by myself. It's only a few steps away. I want to ask you, what kind of life partner do you want to find!"

Liu Yufeng squinted, and condescendingly glanced at Shazhu, with a very disdainful tone.

"Don't ask, it's not you if you ask again!"

Silly heart.

Suffered 120 critical hits.

I am a well-known master cook in the steel rolling mill, and there are two ancestral houses in the courtyard. He will soon be the brother of college student He Yushui.

underestimate me.

When I thought that I was no match for others.

I foolishly allow you Liu Yufeng to look down on me.

"I don't like people like you." Liu Yufeng sized up Sha Zhu, and his eyes fell on Sha Zhu's face, "You are too ugly to meet my requirements."

The crow despises the black sow.

been despised.

Silly scratched his hair with his hands.

Can't continue the topic.

"I didn't say that the two of us will form a lifelong revolutionary partner. You know me. I am the best cook in the rolling mill. On Saturdays, Sundays, and holidays, I often go out to help cook and cook for others. I know you. People, there may be a little more than you, tell me what kind of gay men you like, so that I can touch you according to your standards!"

Seeing the questioning look in Liu Yufeng's eyes.

Silly Zhu hastily found an excuse.

"I don't have any great advantages as a person, and I just know how to repay you. People respect me a foot, and I give back a foot. You kindly reminded me and told me not to fall into Yi Zhonghai's schemes. To me, this It's a great kindness, to tell you the truth, the neighbors in our compound all know about Yi Zhonghai's plan for my retirement, but none of them told me the truth."

"Yi Zhonghai is a seventh-level worker, and he is also the manager of your compound. The neighbors have no interest relationship with you. Why should you risk offending Yi Zhonghai and tell you the truth?"

"It's not rough, it's really such a truth, but you told me, no matter what the starting point is, I must remember your kindness, find you a like-minded gay man, and it's over for me mind."

Maybe it was an excuse given by Sha Zhu.

Convinced Liu Yufeng.

It is also possible that Liu Yufeng really wanted to get married.

She looked at Silly Zhu.

After more than ten seconds.

Feeling that it is not suitable for me to be so attached to pay attention to Sha Zhu, I found a place where I could sit, and sat down.

Even so.

The body is still a little taller than the silly pillar standing in place.

"Humph!"

Silly Zhu snorted coldly in his heart.

Jia Zhang's weight has already broken through the ceiling of the courtyard house. Compared with Liu Yufeng, she is nothing compared to Liu Yufeng's body.

Two people live together.

Silly Zhu was worried about that person, he might be crushed to death by Liu Yufeng.

Putting away his unrealistic thoughts, Silly Zhu repeated the reason he just made up to Liu Yufeng, looking extremely sincere.

"Silly Zhu, I don't have any requirements for the other half. Height doesn't matter, and physique doesn't matter, but this person must be better looking than you."

Silly heart.

There is no pain.

Good guy.

His face turned out to be the standard for judging whether a man is handsome or not. If he looks better than him, he is handsome, but if he is not as good-looking as him, he is ugly.

So sad.

"I like the kind of man with a long face, with a little bit of rottenness. He will not be a rotten good person without brains. He has his own opinions. When he sees himself in a disadvantage, he will not bite the bullet, but will run away. Find a way to make up for this loss afterwards, I appreciate such gay men!"

Accompanied by Liu Yufeng's description.

Silly Zhu gradually changed his face.

long face.

Little bad.

After being beaten, he will admit defeat and retaliate against you afterwards.

How could he be so familiar with these behaviors? After thinking about it carefully, Shazhu's jaw almost dropped. The person Liu Yufeng described seemed to be somewhat similar to Xu Damao!
Xu Damao, who has a donkey face, has been fisted by Sha Zhu for more than ten years, and has plotted against Sha Zhu behind his back for more than ten years. These two have been fighting openly and secretly.

Liu Yufeng, the two-meter-tall female version of Black Whirlwind Li Kui, married Xu Damao, a frail playboy.

This marriage.

What a perfect match!
The problem is that Xu Damao is busy with a blind date with a woman named Lou Xiao'e during this time. If the two of them succeed in the blind date, Liu Yufeng probably won't be able to marry Xu Damao.

wrong.

According to what Sha Zhu knew about Xu Damao, Xu Damao had two hobbies in his life.

The first big hobby, it seems that this guy is extremely lustful, when he was thirteen or fourteen years old, he made such a mistake, he was dragged back from the toilet by his ear, tied to a wooden stool, and severely beaten.

The second biggest hobby is to fight against Shazhu. As long as Shazhu supports anything, Xu Damao will definitely oppose it, and he will play tricks behind the scenes. Shazhu is optimistic about the lesbians, and Xu Damao will destroy whatever he says.

It doesn't matter whether Xu Damao's blind date with Lou Xiao'e is successful or not.

Liu Yufeng didn't even play.

Unless the sword goes slanted.

Make an evil move!
That is to say, Sha Zhu and Liu Yufeng co-designed a trap, waiting for Xu Damao to drill into it by himself.

What a trap.

Naturally, they started from Xu Damao's two hobbies.

As the saying goes: The people who know you best are often not your relatives, but your enemies.

Silly Zhu knew Xu Damao.

Xu Damao knew the foolishness.

As for Xu Damao's style of contradicting Sha Zhu in everything, as long as Sha Zhu is released to have a blind date with Liu Yufeng, and they see each other right, Xu Damao will definitely use that style of killing one thousand and self-defeating eight hundred, with his own As a film projectionist in the rolling mill, he went to provoke Liu Yufeng. When Sha Zhu took Liu Shitou and the others out, Xu Damao was very likely to get burned and become the little cutie in Liu Yufeng's arms.

Wicked smile.

It appeared on the silly face.

Think of the excitement.

He couldn't help getting emotional, and the sad picture of Xu Damao's heartbroken and forced to marry Liu Yufeng appeared in his mind.

With Liu Yufeng around, Xu Damao would never want to go out and play around in his life.

Thinking of Xu Damao's deflated and lonely look.

As the enemy, Shazhu, he had to celebrate anyway.

To help others is to help oneself.

"Comrade Liu Yufeng." Silly Zhu calmed down, and even made a mental note, and said slowly to Liu Yufeng: "To tell you the truth, I really have a person who meets your conditions in my heart."

Liu Yufeng's face remained unchanged for thousands of years.

There was a flash of shyness.

extremely short.

But it was still accurately captured by Sha Zhu.

dog day.

Could it be that he really fell in love with Xu Damao? Silly Zhu doesn't believe that Liu Yufeng doesn't know the rights and wrongs between himself and Xu Damao. Now he feels that he has been calculated by Liu Yufeng.

From confronting Yi Zhonghai to the door, to pulling himself here by the collar of his back shirt, and reminding himself not to fall into Yi Zhonghai's tricks, it seems to be full of too many coincidences.

Too many coincidences.

It is no coincidence.

It's a trap.

There seemed to be no loopholes in her own inquiry and Liu Yufeng's answer.

Too perfect is actually not perfect, all of this seems to have been designed by someone, and the loopholes and flaws in it that may affect the event have been artificially perfected.

Silly Zhu tried to call out Xu Damao's name.

It's a mule or a horse, you have to pull it out for a walk.

Is it a calculation? Let's try it out.

"There is a gay man in our compound. He has a long face and is a bit mean. Seeing that something is wrong, he may suffer a disadvantage. He must slip away with oil on his feet. He is also an employee of our rolling mill. I believe you should have heard of him. His name is Xu Damao, and he works as a film projectionist in the propaganda department of our rolling mill. The relationship between the two of us is not very good, otherwise I would have to mention you to him.”

Liu Yufeng's eyes.

Dodged a bit.

Doubt in Sha Zhu's heart.

Paused.

Just looking at this evasive look, he has already guessed the answer. This female version of the black whirlwind Li Kui-style lesbian in front of him really has a crush on Xu Damao.

Xu Damao, who is a dog day, is inexplicably crushed by a lesbian, and he wants to form a lifelong revolutionary partner with him.

Uncertain things now.

It was how Liu Yufeng and Xu Damao met.

A worker in the sixteenth workshop, a projectionist in the publicity department, and two irrelevant bosses.

But something that shouldn't happen.

it happens.

With Liu Yufeng's body, Xu Damao couldn't force her.

The reverse is more or less the case.

thing.

It's full of mysteries.

(End of this chapter)