Siheyuan, my silly column, picked up the script of Qinman

Chapter 99 Liu Yufeng: Does Xu Damao like my feet?
Everyone is curious.

Now it's not the silly Zhu who wants to match Liu Yufeng to Xu Damao, but the reason why he wants to know how Liu Yufeng fell in love with Xu Damao.

As far as Xu Damao's virtue is concerned, he is no better than Sha Zhu.

Liu Yufeng despises Shazhu, but likes Xu Damao.

This result.

It made Silly Zhu a little unacceptable, and he wanted to know why.

At this moment.

Shazhu is no longer Shazhu, he has become a Liu Lan who is not Liu Lan, and he is also trying his best to pursue the meaning of spreading gossip news.

He raised his mouth on purpose.

"Comrade Liu Yufeng, I found that there is something wrong with you. You seem to know Xu Damao from our compound. It doesn't seem like it must be. You must know Xu Damao from our compound. I can see it from the expression on your face."

It's like being stepped on by the tail.

Liu Yufeng's body jumped up from the wood with a bang.

Once again, he looked down at Silly Zhu.

She gave Shazhu a feeling that it was suddenly dark.

Silly Zhu moved his body back a few steps to maximize the distance between him and Liu Yufeng.

"Comrade Liu Yufeng, why are you in such a hurry? The person you described just now is [-]% Xu Damao from our compound. You are also a brave man in our rolling mill."

See Liu Yufeng glared at himself.

Silly Zhu hurriedly changed the man into a woman.

"It's not a man, it's this female hero. Since you don't care about Xu Damao, you go directly to Xu Damao and tell him in person, just say that I, Liu Yufeng, have taken a fancy to you, Xu Damao, and I want to protect you, Xu Damao. I don't think Xu Damao will object at all. He If you object, you force him."

"Twisted melons are not sweet!"

Liu Yufeng, a woman who has always been fearless.

Also became a shy little bee.

The voice became humming.

She is two meters tall and weighs more than three hundred catties. If she is married to Xu Damao, she can step on the bed at night!

"Comrade Liu Yufeng, I really want to criticize you a few words. What is a twisted melon that is not sweet? Sometimes, a twisted melon is very sweet."

"really?"

"Why should I lie to you?"

Shazhu put on a sincere air that I would never lie.

The expression on Liu Yufeng's face.

Wei Wei looked a little better.

This is to believe in silly Zhu's nonsense.

See the atmosphere is somewhat relaxed.

Taking advantage of Liu Yufeng's good mood, Sha Zhu raised his own question.

"Comrade Liu Yufeng, I can't figure it out. You and Xu Damao, how did you know each other? Does Xu Damao know that you care about him?"

"Silly Zhu, this matter!"

No matter how busy a woman is, when it comes to emotions, she will be hesitant and shy. After Liu Yufeng said a few words, she could no longer explain. Finally, after a delay of five or six minutes, she and Xu Damao were slowly separated. The story was told to Shazhu.

"Xu Damao didn't know that I cared about him, and I never mentioned it to him. Strictly speaking, the two of us simply..."

Liu Yufeng's narration.

Silly Zhu's brow gradually wrinkled into a big pimple.

My heart became more and more restless.

All are people.

They all grew up eating Wowotou and drinking sorghum rice porridge. Why is Xu Damao different from him? Xu Damao, who has been beaten by a fool for more than ten years, is really lucky. The story of gifted scholars and beautiful ladies.

of course.

Xu Damao is not considered a genius.

Liu Yufeng is not considered as beautiful as a flower.

They are the opposite of wit and beauty.

Sha Zhu always thought that he was a little better looking than Xu Damao, the key point was that what he thought was impossible happened before his eyes.

Liu Yufeng likes Xu Damao, but because of her appearance, height and other conditions, she dare not express this love to Xu Damao.

The process of getting to know each other.

There is also a bit of dog blood.

They got to know each other by mistake during the filming.

Xu Damao is a film projectionist.

Liu Yufeng is the audience watching the movie.

During the half-watching process, Liu Yufeng got a stomach ache and came out from the crowd to go to the toilet.

It just so happened that Xu Damao was also suffering from suffocation and was eager to release the water. Taking advantage of the opportunity of the machine being set up and the video setting being done, he told the person next to him to take a look at the machine, so as not to be broken by children or others After that, he clutched his stomach and went straight to the toilet.

dark.

The light bulb outside the toilet door suddenly went out for unknown reasons.

Under the midwinter environment of Heibu.

The two people who both wanted to discharge sewage in the toilet accidentally bumped into each other at the toilet door afterwards.

Silly Zhu, the god of war in the courtyard, was carried by Liu Yufeng with one hand, not to mention Xu Damao, who was far inferior to Shazhu's skill, he was no match for Liu Yufeng.

Xu Damao seemed to have hit a wall, and his body immediately flew up. Just when he thought he was about to fall to the ground, a powerful hand grabbed Xu Damao's right arm tightly. His body was in the clouds and fog again, and when he took a closer look, he found himself being held in Liu Yufeng's arms.

The kind of hug that the princess hugs.

Coincidentally.

Extinguished light bulb.

At this time it lights up.

Xu Damao, who was being held in his arms, looked at the person who was holding him, with a bulbous nose, a lion's mouth, big yellow teeth, and scattered hair drooping down.

I mistakenly thought I saw a ghost.

With a yell, he jumped out of Liu Yufeng's arms in a panic, and ran towards the distance in a hurry.

When he came out.

As he walked, he tied his trouser belt with his hands.

Driven by fear, he forgot that his pants hadn't been tidied up yet.

under running.

Pants slip off.

He tripped Xu Damao who was running.

Liu Yufeng felt guilty at first, after all, the other party was scared away by his appearance, and seeing Xu Damao fell to the ground, he took a few steps and came to Xu Damao.

No other idea.

Just wanting to make amends as much as possible, she helped Xu Damao up from the ground.

A picture of a mother helping her seven or eight-year-old son up and tidying his pants, vividly narrated by Liu Yufeng, came alive in Shazhu's mind.

It turned out that the two did not know each other.

Disputes arise from misunderstandings.

When Xu Damao saw that Liu Yufeng was going to help him lift his pants, he had a pitiful and frightened expression on his face, and he had nowhere to rest his hands and feet.

This scene.

It was also engraved in Liu Yufeng's mind. It was the first time she saw such a helpless adult, and suddenly a thought that shouldn't have appeared in her heart. She wanted to protect the man in front of her with a frightened expression when she saw her. , so that he will no longer be bullied by others.

Under the influence of this kind of thinking.

Liu Yufeng developed a crush on Xu Damao somehow.

I know that men like beautiful, good-looking, petite lesbians, but I don't own any of them.

Nothing.

So far, he has not confessed the truth to Xu Damao.

She also heard that some gay men don't like anything but lesbians with good-looking feet. On the street, they stare at the shoes of other lesbians. For example, those readers of this book think about women's shoes every day Comrade's feet look good or not, whether there is athlete's foot.

snort!
Look at the feet!

Liu Yufeng lowered her head.

Looking at his big feet that were longer than Sha Zhu's small arms, doubts arose in his heart, whether his feet were good-looking or not.

She herself felt fine anyway.

Think about it.

These big feet.

It is the only part Liu Yufeng is satisfied with.

It is also something that Xu Damao should praise and praise.

"Silly, I want to ask you something."

Liu Yufeng actually wanted to ask Shazhu whether her feet were ugly, and asked Shazhu to stand in Xu Damao's perspective to see if her feet conformed to Xu Damao's aesthetics.

Unexpectedly, Sha Zhu misunderstood the meaning implied by Liu Yufeng's words, and when he made up the answer by himself, before Liu Yufeng finished speaking, he said what he thought was the correct answer .

"I know what you're talking about. It's just not to tell Xu Damao what you care about Xu Damao. I agree and promise not to tell him."

Liu Yufeng was taken aback.

Did I mean this?

Silly column.

You are thinking too much.

She blinked at Shazhu.

Silly Zhu, who misunderstood Liu Yufeng's eyes again, patted his chest, another guarantee.

"Don't worry about this. Xu Damao and I have never dealt with each other. I have beaten this bastard so many times. Xu Damao never believes what I say."

This is the consequence of talking but not thinking.

Silly Zhu found himself slipped up again by Liu Yufeng.

Not the first time either.

With the previous experience of being taken away, Sha Zhu's mentality was very stable, and only when he saw Liu Yufeng's big fist, he felt a little uneasy.

No wonder Mr. Storyteller said that instead of saying that Zhen Guanxi was beaten to death by Lu Zhishen with three punches, he said that Wu Erlang killed the tiger with three punches.

A fist as big as a bowl.

Not to mention three punches.

I can't stand it even if I get hit.

"Comrade Liu Yufeng, what are you doing? Put me down quickly."

"Silly Zhu, I warn you, you can't hit Xu Damao anymore, or I'll hit you every time I see you."

A good man does not suffer from immediate losses.

I admit it.

Silly squeezed a smile on his face.

"Comrade Liu Yufeng, it wasn't me who beat Xu Damao, but Xu Damao. He has a lot of problems. He messes with women. If he hadn't been educated, he would have been arrested."

"I don't care about what happened before, anyway, I can't fight anymore, or I will beat you up."

Silly Zhu said a word.

I beat Xu Damao behind your back, I don't believe Xu Damao sued you.

On the lips, he agreed with Liu Yufeng's words very sloppily.

Seeing that Sha Zhu had a good attitude, Liu Yufeng was about to let go of Sha Zhu's collar.

An unexpected guest appeared on the scene.

People really don't talk about it.

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao.

Talk about Xu Damao, Xu Damao is here.

The enemy for many years, the silly Zhu who was still lifted by Liu Yufeng's back collar, immediately saw the joy from the heart of the grandson from Xu Damao's gloating expression.

This bastard.

Came here specially to watch the play.

It really is.

Xu Damao, who was lazy in the publicity department, heard that Silly Zhu was being carried away by Liu Yufeng by the collar of his back, and ran to watch the fun without even thinking about it.

along the way.

Still blaming myself.

He actually delayed Sha Zhu's embarrassing show.

to the place.

Only to find that the good show is still on.

The god of war in the courtyard, the fool who had beaten him for more than ten years, was slipped by Liu Yufeng in mid-air about ten centimeters above the ground like a little chicken.

Well you stupid column.

You have today too.

Xu Damao didn't give Yi Zhonghai face, so he laughed when he should, not to mention Sha Zhu, standing in place, pointing at Sha Zhu, just laughed out loud.

"Hahaha...hahaha...."

Xu Damao, the dog day.

He was laughing while covering his stomach with his hands.

Beauty is in the eyes of beholder.

Xu Damao, the donkey-faced man, became Liu Yufeng's male god. When he saw Xu Damao appear, he stared at Xu Damao with a pair of eyes, forgetting that there was still a person in her hand.

The anxious silly Zhu reminded me anxiously.

"Liu Yufeng, let me go."

With a "click", Shazhu's buttocks sat on the ground.

Really let go.

The stupid Zhu fell down in a crouch.

Stand up.

He rubbed his ass with his hands.

Just about to speak.

Xu Damao fled like a jerk.

With years of experience in being beaten, Xu Damao would not casually place himself within the scope of Shazhu's iron fist, and after making fun of Shazhu, he slipped away with oil on his feet.

Running behind.

It was Shazhu with a dull expression and Liu Yufeng with a dumbfounded expression.

This is Xu Damao.

It was beyond their expectations.

Silly Zhu looked at Liu Yufeng, seeing that Liu Yufeng didn't have that expression of ridicule and disappointment with Xu Damao on his face at all, so he muttered something evil, and walked forward.

Liu Yufeng mistakenly thought that Sha Zhu was going after Xu Damao, so she grabbed Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu pointed to the sun in the sky and explained, bluntly saying that he was not chasing Xu Damao, but that it was almost dinner time, and he was going back to the cafeteria to cook.

Only then did Liu Yufeng let go of Shazhu's clothes, and she followed behind Shazhu, leaving the peaceful corner one after the other.

Three 4 minutes later.

Silly Zhu, who left with Liu Yufeng one after another, suddenly killed a carbine, stood where he was, looked around at the sundries, and said something.

"Don't hide, I saw you, Liu Lan, why are you hiding? Come out, there are no outsiders, come out quickly, if you don't come out, the brick in my hand will be thrown towards the place where you are hiding. I hurt you at the right time, don't blame me, who told you not to stand up in time."

Done.

Seeing no movement around.

Still did not relax vigilance.

shouted.

"Oh, mouse, what a big mouse, Liu Lan, the mouse got into the place where you were hiding, and another mouse followed behind."

There is no figure.

No sound.

Silly Zhu nodded.

I said something in my heart.

look.

The big speakers really didn't appear this time.

"The east is red, the sun is rising, and the middle..."

Humming a ditty.

Stepped away from here.

Five 6 minutes later.

Sha Zhu once again raided this familiar corner, looking at the abandoned debris around him, he could finally leave this place with confidence and boldness.

　Thanks to the book friend with the tail number 8044 for the reward of 300 starting coins
　　
　
(End of this chapter)