Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 100 The future of Xiaoyou is not in prison, but in...

The words "my cat can do backflips" made the water friends laugh.

Everyone prefers such people who can activate the atmosphere, so they launched barrages one after another.

"It's not that I don't want to go to your house, I'm afraid that going to your house will make your butt hurt!"

"Brother, you somewhat underestimated the fighting power of some of the water friends in our live broadcast room."

"Hey, who can understand my difficulties? Every day when I go out, I have to tie it with a belt."

"I really sympathize with you. Every time I go out, people always think that I am disabled and have three legs."

"I envy you! I have to wrap it around my waist several times, it's so annoying every day."

"I'm different from you. I need to carry it on my shoulders. Every time I go out, someone will always ask me, where did I buy the boa constrictor? Does it bite?"

"You guys are really house sparrows crawling on goose eggs—pretend to be that big dick!"

"Little brother, seeing that you are not very old, what is your name, Old Wang? How about calling you 'Xiao Wang'!"

"You little king, can you make soup?"

"Dressed so coquettishly, could it be that she just came back from a blind date?"

"After counting, I'm afraid that brother is going to be happy to be a father!"

"Is there such a good thing? Buy one get one free?"

"You got a baby before entering the bridal chamber, you've made a lot of money!"

Lu Heng couldn't help laughing at this series of bullet screens.

He smiled and asked, "I don't know what Wang Xiaoyou plans to do tonight?"

"Is it marriage? Or career? Or family?"

Seeing Lu Heng's question, Xiao Wang immediately put away his hippie smile and said seriously, "Master Daoist, I just finished my engagement banquet."

"The relationship between me and my fiancée is quite good."

"So in terms of marriage, there is no need to forget it."

He had come here with the mentality of watching fun.

Being drawn tonight is purely a coincidence.

So he didn't think about what he was going to count at all.

After listening to Lu Heng's words, he first ruled out the aspect of marriage.

After all, I am already engaged, and my relationship with my fiancée is very sweet, and I have decided to stay together for the rest of my life in the future.

After thinking for a while, he replied hesitantly: "Then ask the priest to help me figure out my career!"

"it is good!"

"Please wait a few minutes, little friend, and Rong Pindao will do some calculations carefully!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly, and then called out the Destiny System.

"System, query this person's future information!"

[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】

"Yes!"

After the confirmation, everything about the future of the little king in front of him was soon staged in front of his eyes.

After seeing half of it, he couldn't help but frown.

It's hard to imagine that Xiao Wang, who is optimistic and cheerful at this time, would end up in such a fate...

The water friends waited for a while, and saw that Lu Heng did not speak directly as usual.

Based on everyone's previous experience, there is an inference immediately.

"It's over, the Taoist priest hesitated, something must happen!"

"Xiao Wang, you need to be mentally prepared in advance!"

"The old man made a calculation, and my little friend may spend time in prison in the future."

"If you really go to prison, with our brother Wang's handsome appearance, wouldn't it be that your butt hurts every night?"

"Made, the hemorrhoids are going to be smoothed out!"

"According to my experience of watching the Taoist priest's live broadcast many times, Wang Xiaoyou must have a bloody disaster!"

"Little brother, don't you hurry up and reflect on yourself?"

"Yeah, think about it carefully, is it because I didn't pay for the foot washing recently, or did I pay more for the massage?"

Xiao Wang couldn't help shaking his head as he watched the barrage of water friends.

These bastards are all guessing wildly, right?

But Lu Heng's long silence did make him feel a little uneasy.

My future won't be so gloomy, will it?
After about two or three minutes, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he asked aloud, "Master Daoist, I won't really be imprisoned in the future, right?"

Hearing this, Lu Heng slowly shook his head and said, "Don't worry, little friend, your future will not be in prison!"

Such an answer finally made Xiao Wang breathe a sigh of relief.

But whoever imagined it, Lu Heng then said surprisingly: "Little friend's future is not in prison, but in a mental hospital!"

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the water friends in the live broadcast room widened in an instant, and all of them showed surprise.

They were all guessing that Xiao Wang might go to jail.

But no one thought that instead of going to prison, he would go to a mental hospital!
"This mental hospital doesn't seem to be any better than a prison, does it?"

"Why do I feel that a prison is better than a mental hospital?"

"After being in prison, you can get out of prison, at least you can still be a normal person."

"Yeah! If you are treated in a mental hospital, even if you can be discharged in the end, I'm afraid you won't be able to be a normal person again."

"Looking at Xiao Wang's playful smile just now, it's hard for me to imagine that his future will be spent in a mental hospital."

"A normal person suddenly suffers from a mental illness, so he must have been stimulated by something?"

"Brother, you can go to the mental illness at ease! I will take care of my sister-in-law!"

"No, let me pick it up! I'm the picker!"

"Are you all so sick? You're going to go to a mental hospital in the future, and you're still fighting for a woman? Choose me, and I promise to leave you a big fat boy!"

"Stop messing around! Come and analyze it quickly. Why did Xiao Wang enter the mental hospital?"

"What else could be the reason? When the child grows up, he finds out that it's not his own. As soon as his spirit is stimulated, he goes in!"

"Or the wife drank too much soy sauce and gave birth to a little black child."

"You guys are really giant pandas ordering takeout—the bamboo shoots are home!"

Seeing the water friends getting more and more outrageous, Xiao Wang was a little bit dumbfounded.

But what he is most concerned about is why he will go to a mental hospital in the future.

He is a person who thinks he is quite open-minded.

But why is this good person going to a mental hospital?
If other fortune tellers said so, he would definitely scoff at it and would not pay attention to it at all.

But the priest on the screen is an all-knowing god!
Think about the "brilliant achievements" of the opponent in the past...

He couldn't help but not believe it!
"Master Dao, I'm curious, why is my future in a mental hospital?"

After asking, he stared at the Taoist priest on the screen, waiting for the other party's answer.

"Ugh!"

Lu Heng sighed softly.

Afterwards, he replied in a deep voice: "Wang Xiaoyou, in fact, your character is not bad."

"Cheerful and lively, honest and humble, and down-to-earth in doing things..."

After this praise, Xiao Wang couldn't help but blush.

It would be fine if he was praised by others.

This is a god who knows everything on the Internet!
But at this moment, Lu Heng changed the topic, and said again: "However, you value love too much!"

"Once something happens in love, it will greatly affect your emotions!"

(End of this chapter)