Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 99 Cherish your doubts at this moment!
As soon as Lu Heng finished speaking, the water friends in the live broadcast room immediately gave feedback.

"The Taoist priest is really amazing! I have read the cases of Li Gang and Li Hongwei, and I am so impressed!"

"The best fortune teller in the whole network, who is not convinced?"

"Excuse me, is the Taoist priest mentioned on the scarf the same?"

"Apart from our Daoist priest, who else can know everything?"

"I've already knelt down! If it wasn't for the old Taoist priest, God knows how long Li Gang would have been roaming around outside."

"That's right, there is Brother Bass's cousin, who would have thought that the murderer would be his brother-in-law?"

"What's even more frightening is that Li Hongwei actually built his body into a load-bearing wall. It's too scary!"

"Chilling! Goosebumps at the thought of living with a dead body for years."

"I think Li Gang is more scary. After all, he has five lives in his hands. Who knows when he will go crazy next time?"

"When the Taoist priest comes, there will be a blue sky! When the Taoist priest comes, the Dragon Kingdom will be peaceful!"

"I hope the Taoist priest can draw me tonight. Let's figure out whether I can marry a wife? Yesterday's masseuse said I was too fast!"

"Brother, you are so fast, what kind of speed is it?"

"I also want to figure it out. After all, I've been single for a long time, and the sheep I raise look pretty good-looking."

"Brother, you are not from Weier City, are you? Be restrained!"

"Excuse me... If you were shipwrecked and stranded on an isolated island, and you were only allowed to bring one thing, what would you wish for?"

"Of course it's a sheep!"

"Hey, what a great idea. Roast mutton, mutton soup, and lamb ribs can be eaten for a long time. Wool can keep you warm, sheep bones can be used as tools, and sheepskin can also be used to make hammocks."

"Oh yes, what you said is also very good..."

"Fuck, how do I understand?"

"Amitabha... sin, sin... I hope next time I understand mathematics!"

Lu Heng saw that these sand sculpture water friends were getting more and more outrageous, so he hurriedly changed the subject and said: "By the way, Pindao also forgot to say something."

"If you are selected for the fortune-telling qualification, you can tell your own fortune, or you can tell someone else's fortune."

"However, if you tell someone else's fortune, you need to show their ID card and other valid documents, otherwise it will not be counted."

Having said that, he paused for a while, and added: "If the water friends who are drawn don't need fortune-telling..."

"Then this fortune-telling opportunity will be randomly selected again!"

"and also……"

"If the water friends feel that Pindao's calculation is not accurate, Pindao can return the gift money in full!"

Upon hearing this, the old water friends in the live broadcast room were immediately unhappy.

"Daoist, no matter whether you are accurate or not, you don't need to return the gift I gave you!"

"Is the Daoist still inaccurate? Anyway, I don't need to quit. Watching the live broadcast here every day with the old Daoist is happier than watching cross talk."

"That's right, usually everyone is willing to give away the Cloud Piercing Arrow when they watch the female anchor dance, let alone watch the excitement at the Daoist Priest's place?"

"Since watching the old Taoist priest's live broadcast, my jade disease has been cured, and a cloud-piercing arrow is not expensive!"

"Hahaha, this is much more interesting than watching those garbage movies."

"It's just some small gifts, and the most expensive ones are not more than a thousand. Whoever wants the Taoist priest to refund the money, I will be the first to look down on him with my real name!"

"Master Dao, don't be too polite, let's draw the victim tonight!"

"Yes, yes, let's see who can become the victim tonight... No, it's a predestined person!"

Lu Heng glanced at the barrage, shook his head and laughed.

Afterwards, he continued: "The rules of the poor are almost covered."

"If we can think of anything in the future, let's add it."

"Then next, there is a 5-minute gift-giving time. Those who need fortune-telling can now give gifts..."

As soon as the voice fell, all kinds of gifts filled the live broadcast room.

Those who are rich naturally don't care about high or low, they will send away the Cloud Piercing Arrow one by one.

If you have no money, send some money, or even a free gift, to qualify for the lottery.

Lu Heng squeezed the time.

When 5 minutes passed, he immediately yelled to stop.

"All right!"

"5 minutes is up!"

"Everyone, stop giving gifts!"

"Let's start drawing out tonight's lucky water friends..."

As he said that, he copied the list of water friends who gave gifts and pasted it on a lottery website.

In the blink of an eye, two lucky water friends were born tonight.

Lu Heng glanced at the two names, smiled and said, "Let's congratulate the two water friends 'My Cat Can Backflip' and 'Professional Well Drilling for 20 Years' for being destined tonight!"

Seeing the IDs of these two people, the water friends couldn't help but laugh.

"Brother, I just want to ask, can your cat really do backflips?"

"Yeah, not only my cats can do backflips, but even dogs can do it. Would you like to come and see?"

"Don't go there! His black tea is not good, after drinking it, your butt hurts!"

"Newcomer, I just came to the live broadcast room, please give me Lei Leifeng's science popularization, what kind of meme is this, huh (guilty)?"

"20 years of professional well drilling? What kind of well are you drilling?"

"Down into the well! What else could it be?"

"Why do I seem to understand, but don't understand?"

"Treasure your doubts at this moment!"

"The people in your live broadcast room are really too complicated! The big brother next door is the best. He has never been a riddle person, and he often gives me toffee, but after eating it, his butt hurts."

"Eating toffee, why does my butt hurt?"

"If you eat too much sugar, ants will get in through the chrysanthemum!"

"It's so scary, I'll never eat toffee again!"

"Cough cough!"

Lu Heng coughed lightly.

This group of sand sculpture water friends started to crooked as they talked.

"Now let's invite our first lucky water friend—'My cat can backflip'!"

After finishing speaking, he sent the other party an invitation to Lianmai.

Soon, Lian Mai's invitation was accepted.

A dark-skinned young man in his 20s, wearing a suit and combing his hair back, appeared in the live broadcast room.

The young man grinned, revealing two rows of white teeth.

"Hello everyone!"

"My surname is Wang, and everyone can call me 'Old Wang'!"

"If everyone likes, I can move next door to your house."

The young man first greeted the water friends, and then looked at Lu Heng.

"Daozhang, you are also good!"

"Although I'm not an old fan, I've watched several of your live broadcasts."

"For your miraculous fortune-telling technique, I am completely convinced and completely convinced!"

"If I hadn't been the sole heir of the three generations of my family, I would also like to go up the mountain and become a Taoist priest!"

"By the way, when I saw everyone just now, I was very curious whether my cat can do backflips?"

"I'm here to tell you that my cat does backflip."

"Also, I don't have any sleeping black tea at home, so you can come here without worrying about your butt hurting..."

(End of this chapter)