Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 134 Turkey Flavored Crispy Rice
Chapter 134 Turkey Flavored Crispy Rice
5 minutes passed in a flash.
"Everyone, stop giving gifts, the time has come!"
"Pindao will start drawing tonight's lucky water friends..."
After Lu Heng finished speaking, he clicked the lottery button in the live broadcast room.
After talking with the female manager of Douhu Company last time, the other party should not dare to make any small moves again.
Therefore, he directly used the lottery function that comes with the live broadcast room.
In the blink of an eye, the two lucky water friends tonight have already been drawn out.
Wanting to be drawn among hundreds of thousands, or even millions of fans, is simply as difficult as heaven!
The water friends also understand this, so even if they are not drawn, everyone will not be disappointed and annoyed.
Even on the contrary, everyone is a little happy.
After all, the fun is coming!
"Where's the brother who said he was drawn just now? Come out for a walk!"
"That's right, didn't you just let us envy you, what about people?"
"My father told me since I was a child that one must never tell lies, isn't that true Daoist father?"
"Good guy! This thick-skinned guy is almost catching up with me!"
"I don't know what fun I will have tonight? Why hasn't my takeaway arrived yet?"
"Brothers, my dinner tonight is imported black pork mince stewed with fresh tomato and fish-flavored sauce, do you want to try it?"
"Fuck, the name of this dish is really Heifer Riding a Motorcycle—Niu×Boom!"
"Based on this name alone, you can't sell it for 399 at a tire star restaurant?"
"I'm different. I eat medium-rare Kobe tender beef with pearl sweet rice and French cabbage with slightly sweet bisque."
"666! If you want to say, the water friends in our live broadcast room are talented!"
"Brother, can you speak human language? Why can't I understand any of them?"
"What's wrong with this? The first one ate fish-flavored shredded pork, and the second ate beef rice bowl and cabbage soup."
"Once the name is changed, it's really a goat farting like a sheep. It's foreign and coquettish!"
Lu Heng couldn't help laughing at the gags of the water friends.
He glanced at the two lucky winners tonight, and said with a smile, "Let's congratulate the two lucky water friends 'Turkey Crispy Crispy' and 'August Ninth'!"
"Next, let's invite the first lucky water friend to 'turkey-flavored crispy rice'!"
After finishing speaking, Lu Heng sent an invitation to Lianmai to the other party.
The name of this first lucky water friend is really a bit of a mouthful.
It was so close that he mispronounced it.
The water friends were also amused by the name.
"Good guy, just now I thought the Daoist made a mistake!"
"What does hot pot taste like?"
"This name sounds like a sullen man!"
"Made! This kid wants to make a fool of the Taoist priest, right?"
"I'm going to make his stuff into a hot pot flavor!"
"Brother, I support you! When you go in, I will take care of my sister-in-law!"
"My sister-in-law has someone to help take care of her, so I will suffer a bit and help my brother manage money!"
"One takes care of my sister-in-law, and the other is in charge of financial management. Then I will manage the property for my brother!"
"Does brother have a car under his name? If I have nothing to do, I can help brother ride the car and exercise."
"Are you still human? You haven't entered yet, and you are about to divide up the family property? Brother, I don't mind taking over the offer!"
"Made, a bunch of bad friends! I'm different, I just want to taste it!"
"Knowing the sky, you man against the sky!"
On the other hand, Lian Mai's invitation was quickly accepted.
Then I saw a fat man with black-rimmed glasses and a cropped head appearing in the live broadcast room.
"Hello Taoist, hello water friends!"
The little fat man greeted with a smile.
"Little friend, you are also good!"
"I don't know what to call my little friend?"
Lu Heng nodded slightly and asked softly.
"Master Dao, you can just call me Fatty."
The little fat man replied with a grin.
After observing the little fat man for a while, the water friends confirmed that, as everyone expected, this is definitely a boring man!
At the same time, some people found that the little fat man looked familiar.
After careful recollection, these people finally remembered the identity of the little fat man.
"Little Fatty, isn't your name on the scarf called 'Battle Before Shit'?"
"What the hell name, it's disgusting!"
"Don't you guys know about the 'Battle Before Shit'? That's a giant in the modeling industry. I used 40 pieces of Lego to build a 1:1 Lamborghini!"
"He is also very famous in the otaku circle. I heard that he bought a thousand-square-meter villa just to display his precious figures."
"So it's Brother Fu! First V me 50, let's see the strength!"
"The rich second generation will be an otaku?"
"Why is it impossible? Not every rich second generation likes to go out and pick up girls."
"Don't be afraid of the rich second generation eating, drinking and having fun, but be afraid of the rich second generation's ambition!"
"Hahaha, it makes sense! It doesn't matter if you spend time, drink, eat, drink, and have fun. I'm afraid that the rich second generation's brain will be squeezed by the door, and suddenly want to prove themselves..."
"No, with our fat brother's strength, do we still need to ask the Taoist priest for help in fortune-telling?"
"If you have money, why don't you need fortune-telling? Let me tell you, the richer some people are, the more they believe in this feng shui theory."
"False business wars: take the initiative to break through each point...real business wars: use boiling water to kill the opponent's fortune tree, find someone to poison the opponent's feng shui fish..."
Lu Heng glanced at the barrage, but he didn't expect that the little fat man in front of him was still a celebrity.
He smiled and asked: "I don't know what my little friend wants to count tonight?"
"Daoist, I want you to help me calculate the marriage!"
The little fat man blushed slightly, and said a little embarrassedly: "Master Dao, three months ago, I met a girl at a comic exhibition."
"She is beautiful, with big eyes, a straight nose, long hair and a good figure."
"Speaking of it, it's very interesting, and it shares my interests!"
As he spoke, a look of intoxication appeared on the little fat man's face.
Afterwards, he continued: "To tell you the truth, I am really an otaku. I don't particularly like to go out, but I just go out occasionally to visit comic exhibitions or something."
"When I went to comic exhibitions in the past, I would also meet beautiful young ladies."
"But because I'm fat and not handsome, people don't want to talk to me at all..."
Hearing this, the water friends couldn't help laughing.
"This is really talking about my heart! You are not handsome, and other young ladies don't bother to talk to you."
"Empathy +1! I'm completely desperate for this world that only cares about looks!"
"Seeing that the rich second generation couldn't catch up with girls, I was finally relieved."
"I'm dying of laughter! You guys still have good expectations for those cosgirls?"
"That's right, if you just throw money at it, everything will be fine?"
"As far as I know, many cosgirls at the manga are working part-time. Which one do you like, you can chat in private!"
"Although Fat Brother is rich, he is too young!"
"Actually, you don't need to take the initiative to lick at all. As long as you show enough strength, someone will come to lick you..."
"Stop the sports car at the gate of the manga exhibition, and make sure you get out of bed with your waist covered every day!"
(End of this chapter)
5 minutes passed in a flash.
"Everyone, stop giving gifts, the time has come!"
"Pindao will start drawing tonight's lucky water friends..."
After Lu Heng finished speaking, he clicked the lottery button in the live broadcast room.
After talking with the female manager of Douhu Company last time, the other party should not dare to make any small moves again.
Therefore, he directly used the lottery function that comes with the live broadcast room.
In the blink of an eye, the two lucky water friends tonight have already been drawn out.
Wanting to be drawn among hundreds of thousands, or even millions of fans, is simply as difficult as heaven!
The water friends also understand this, so even if they are not drawn, everyone will not be disappointed and annoyed.
Even on the contrary, everyone is a little happy.
After all, the fun is coming!
"Where's the brother who said he was drawn just now? Come out for a walk!"
"That's right, didn't you just let us envy you, what about people?"
"My father told me since I was a child that one must never tell lies, isn't that true Daoist father?"
"Good guy! This thick-skinned guy is almost catching up with me!"
"I don't know what fun I will have tonight? Why hasn't my takeaway arrived yet?"
"Brothers, my dinner tonight is imported black pork mince stewed with fresh tomato and fish-flavored sauce, do you want to try it?"
"Fuck, the name of this dish is really Heifer Riding a Motorcycle—Niu×Boom!"
"Based on this name alone, you can't sell it for 399 at a tire star restaurant?"
"I'm different. I eat medium-rare Kobe tender beef with pearl sweet rice and French cabbage with slightly sweet bisque."
"666! If you want to say, the water friends in our live broadcast room are talented!"
"Brother, can you speak human language? Why can't I understand any of them?"
"What's wrong with this? The first one ate fish-flavored shredded pork, and the second ate beef rice bowl and cabbage soup."
"Once the name is changed, it's really a goat farting like a sheep. It's foreign and coquettish!"
Lu Heng couldn't help laughing at the gags of the water friends.
He glanced at the two lucky winners tonight, and said with a smile, "Let's congratulate the two lucky water friends 'Turkey Crispy Crispy' and 'August Ninth'!"
"Next, let's invite the first lucky water friend to 'turkey-flavored crispy rice'!"
After finishing speaking, Lu Heng sent an invitation to Lianmai to the other party.
The name of this first lucky water friend is really a bit of a mouthful.
It was so close that he mispronounced it.
The water friends were also amused by the name.
"Good guy, just now I thought the Daoist made a mistake!"
"What does hot pot taste like?"
"This name sounds like a sullen man!"
"Made! This kid wants to make a fool of the Taoist priest, right?"
"I'm going to make his stuff into a hot pot flavor!"
"Brother, I support you! When you go in, I will take care of my sister-in-law!"
"My sister-in-law has someone to help take care of her, so I will suffer a bit and help my brother manage money!"
"One takes care of my sister-in-law, and the other is in charge of financial management. Then I will manage the property for my brother!"
"Does brother have a car under his name? If I have nothing to do, I can help brother ride the car and exercise."
"Are you still human? You haven't entered yet, and you are about to divide up the family property? Brother, I don't mind taking over the offer!"
"Made, a bunch of bad friends! I'm different, I just want to taste it!"
"Knowing the sky, you man against the sky!"
On the other hand, Lian Mai's invitation was quickly accepted.
Then I saw a fat man with black-rimmed glasses and a cropped head appearing in the live broadcast room.
"Hello Taoist, hello water friends!"
The little fat man greeted with a smile.
"Little friend, you are also good!"
"I don't know what to call my little friend?"
Lu Heng nodded slightly and asked softly.
"Master Dao, you can just call me Fatty."
The little fat man replied with a grin.
After observing the little fat man for a while, the water friends confirmed that, as everyone expected, this is definitely a boring man!
At the same time, some people found that the little fat man looked familiar.
After careful recollection, these people finally remembered the identity of the little fat man.
"Little Fatty, isn't your name on the scarf called 'Battle Before Shit'?"
"What the hell name, it's disgusting!"
"Don't you guys know about the 'Battle Before Shit'? That's a giant in the modeling industry. I used 40 pieces of Lego to build a 1:1 Lamborghini!"
"He is also very famous in the otaku circle. I heard that he bought a thousand-square-meter villa just to display his precious figures."
"So it's Brother Fu! First V me 50, let's see the strength!"
"The rich second generation will be an otaku?"
"Why is it impossible? Not every rich second generation likes to go out and pick up girls."
"Don't be afraid of the rich second generation eating, drinking and having fun, but be afraid of the rich second generation's ambition!"
"Hahaha, it makes sense! It doesn't matter if you spend time, drink, eat, drink, and have fun. I'm afraid that the rich second generation's brain will be squeezed by the door, and suddenly want to prove themselves..."
"No, with our fat brother's strength, do we still need to ask the Taoist priest for help in fortune-telling?"
"If you have money, why don't you need fortune-telling? Let me tell you, the richer some people are, the more they believe in this feng shui theory."
"False business wars: take the initiative to break through each point...real business wars: use boiling water to kill the opponent's fortune tree, find someone to poison the opponent's feng shui fish..."
Lu Heng glanced at the barrage, but he didn't expect that the little fat man in front of him was still a celebrity.
He smiled and asked: "I don't know what my little friend wants to count tonight?"
"Daoist, I want you to help me calculate the marriage!"
The little fat man blushed slightly, and said a little embarrassedly: "Master Dao, three months ago, I met a girl at a comic exhibition."
"She is beautiful, with big eyes, a straight nose, long hair and a good figure."
"Speaking of it, it's very interesting, and it shares my interests!"
As he spoke, a look of intoxication appeared on the little fat man's face.
Afterwards, he continued: "To tell you the truth, I am really an otaku. I don't particularly like to go out, but I just go out occasionally to visit comic exhibitions or something."
"When I went to comic exhibitions in the past, I would also meet beautiful young ladies."
"But because I'm fat and not handsome, people don't want to talk to me at all..."
Hearing this, the water friends couldn't help laughing.
"This is really talking about my heart! You are not handsome, and other young ladies don't bother to talk to you."
"Empathy +1! I'm completely desperate for this world that only cares about looks!"
"Seeing that the rich second generation couldn't catch up with girls, I was finally relieved."
"I'm dying of laughter! You guys still have good expectations for those cosgirls?"
"That's right, if you just throw money at it, everything will be fine?"
"As far as I know, many cosgirls at the manga are working part-time. Which one do you like, you can chat in private!"
"Although Fat Brother is rich, he is too young!"
"Actually, you don't need to take the initiative to lick at all. As long as you show enough strength, someone will come to lick you..."
"Stop the sports car at the gate of the manga exhibition, and make sure you get out of bed with your waist covered every day!"
(End of this chapter)
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