Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 135 Damn it!I'm sour!
Chapter 135 Damn it!I'm sour!
The little fat man continued: "I originally thought that I would marry a wife who was neither familiar nor unfamiliar, but until three months ago, I met her!"
"At Comic-Con, I drank a little too much water and wanted to go to the toilet."
"But it's my first time attending this comic exhibition, and I'm not very familiar with the venue. In addition, I'm a bit of a road idiot, so I didn't find out the location of the toilet after asking several people."
"At this moment, she descended in front of me like an angel."
"She showed me the way in detail without any impatience, and when she found out that I was a road addict, she even took me to the toilet herself."
"At that moment, I felt my heart beat!"
Listening to the narration of the little fat man, the water friends can completely imagine the scene at that time.
The little fat man was alone in the manga exhibition, and couldn't find the toilet because of the urgency to urinate, showing embarrassment all over his body.
And at this moment, a lively and cheerful girl with long hair and shawls suddenly appeared.
Like a savior, she took the little fat man who was about to pee his pants to the toilet.
Although this story is a bit touching, it also makes people laugh out loud.
"Woooooo...I was moved to tears, how could there be such a good girl? I decided to call her 'Guiding Angel'!"
"It's too much! It's better to call it 'Toilet Angel'!"
"Brother Fat, I can see that you are so fucking lacking in love!"
"Oh! Such a beautiful girl is not good enough for me, unless she is willing to pay her salary after marriage."
"This kind is really not worthy of a big brother! As a big brother, he should come to 298!"
"298? Can't take off yet?"
"Brother said, just take this one, professional tank driver, the little one is boring!"
"I can't do it, call the ambulance quickly, the elder brother is foaming at the pressure!"
"Generally speaking, the COS circle is quite chaotic, with all kinds of ghosts and monsters. I suggest that the fat brother do a lot of research before making a move, and don't get yourself any cauliflower."
"Ai, Mei is related, there will be no warts, the probability is drenched!"
"Don't scare the fat brother, please? It's hard for him to be moved once."
"I finally had a heartbeat, but you let me lose so completely? Zhuo!"
Seeing the barrage of ridicule by the water friends, the little fat man couldn't laugh or cry.
He shook his head and said with a smile: "The horoscope has not been written yet, and everyone is thinking wildly."
Then, he picked up the previous topic and said, "I bought her a cup of milk tea to express my gratitude."
"Originally, I wanted to invite her out for a meal, but after thinking about it carefully, the two of us have just met, so it seems a bit too abrupt to invite her to dinner directly."
"Instead of saying no like the other girls, she happily took it."
"During the chat with her, I got to know her name, it's 'Aya Ling'!"
"Although I don't like to go out, I still occasionally go out with my parents to attend some receptions."
"My mother often encouraged me and asked me to chat with some girls and make friends."
"I know what my situation is, and I don't have any conversations with those girls at all. They only talk about clothes, shoes, cosmetics, idol stars and so on."
"And me? I only know how to play games and watch anime, how can I chat with others?"
"But Lingling is different. She is completely different from those girls. She doesn't like those messy brand-name things, but like me, she likes games and anime very much."
"During the time I've been in contact with her, I feel more and more that she is my true destiny!"
"And because of the common topics, the two of us quickly became good friends."
"It's just that the closer I get to her, the more I find that she seems to be deliberately keeping a certain distance from me..."
As he spoke, a look of distress appeared on the little fat man's face.
After listening to the water friends, they also felt a little weird.
"Little brother, isn't this girl a senior sea queen who is just fishing for you?"
"Fatty, my brother is someone who has been here before, listen to my advice, if you can get along with him, if you can't get along, get out quickly! Don't be a licking dog!"
"Licking a dog is not allowed in the house!"
"I am most familiar with this kind of woman, who just uses you as a spare tire!"
"Made! The goddess of my college days has been catching me, and finally married a 50-year-old CEO of a listed company."
"Don't scare the little fat guy, maybe the girl is really not ready?"
"A girlfriend who is willing to play games with you, watch anime with you, and show you various cosplay... Are you sure you don't want to dream?"
"This Ling Ling's scheming is deep enough! The characteristics she showed are all in line with what she likes. No wonder our fat brother fell into the trap and couldn't extricate himself!"
"Fatty, retreat in time and stop the loss quickly! If you continue to sink like this, you will really be manipulated by others!"
"Joke! Isn't it all already being handled by someone now?"
Looking at the barrage of the water friends, the little fat man shook his head.
He retorted: "Although I haven't experienced the kind of girl everyone is talking about, my friend has."
"That kind of girl likes to ask others for red envelopes every time it's a birthday or Valentine's Day."
"Or just want some brand-name bags, shoes, clothes and so on."
"But Lingling is different..."
Speaking of this, the little fat man seemed to recall some good memories, and said sweetly: "Every time I go out to play with her, she is the one who takes the initiative to pay the bill."
"And when I invite her to dinner, she will never choose those expensive restaurants, but will take me to some well-known fly restaurants."
"Even a regular Burger King meal can make her smile so much!"
After hearing these words, the water friends were a little dumbfounded.
This...how does this not match what everyone analyzed before?
"Fuck! I'm sore!"
"I'm also sour, how can there be such a girl who is easy to satisfy?"
"Oh, envy, envy, hate! My new girlfriend must go to restaurants with an average per capita of more than [-]."
"More than [-] per capita? You are also a rich man!"
"If someone invites me, let alone Burger King, even Wallace can make me laugh!"
"Brother, aren't you afraid of running away?"
"What are you afraid of? Just treat it as an enema!"
"6! My brother is really experienced!"
"Brother Fat, you can't grasp such a girl! Give me her prestige and let me grasp it!"
"Fat, you are still young, and you still have chances in the future! Why don't you introduce to me this beautiful girl who likes to play games, watch anime, and play cosplay, and is willing to take the initiative to pay the bill instead of going to high-end restaurants!"
"Don't say anything, fat man, cherish it! If you miss such a girl, you will regret it for the rest of your life!"
"To be honest, with our fat brother's family situation, we might marry another rich man. If you can't guarantee the girl's happiness, then don't flirt!"
"In order to prevent Fat Brother from disappointing such a good girl, I am willing to take the initiative to take over..."
(End of this chapter)
The little fat man continued: "I originally thought that I would marry a wife who was neither familiar nor unfamiliar, but until three months ago, I met her!"
"At Comic-Con, I drank a little too much water and wanted to go to the toilet."
"But it's my first time attending this comic exhibition, and I'm not very familiar with the venue. In addition, I'm a bit of a road idiot, so I didn't find out the location of the toilet after asking several people."
"At this moment, she descended in front of me like an angel."
"She showed me the way in detail without any impatience, and when she found out that I was a road addict, she even took me to the toilet herself."
"At that moment, I felt my heart beat!"
Listening to the narration of the little fat man, the water friends can completely imagine the scene at that time.
The little fat man was alone in the manga exhibition, and couldn't find the toilet because of the urgency to urinate, showing embarrassment all over his body.
And at this moment, a lively and cheerful girl with long hair and shawls suddenly appeared.
Like a savior, she took the little fat man who was about to pee his pants to the toilet.
Although this story is a bit touching, it also makes people laugh out loud.
"Woooooo...I was moved to tears, how could there be such a good girl? I decided to call her 'Guiding Angel'!"
"It's too much! It's better to call it 'Toilet Angel'!"
"Brother Fat, I can see that you are so fucking lacking in love!"
"Oh! Such a beautiful girl is not good enough for me, unless she is willing to pay her salary after marriage."
"This kind is really not worthy of a big brother! As a big brother, he should come to 298!"
"298? Can't take off yet?"
"Brother said, just take this one, professional tank driver, the little one is boring!"
"I can't do it, call the ambulance quickly, the elder brother is foaming at the pressure!"
"Generally speaking, the COS circle is quite chaotic, with all kinds of ghosts and monsters. I suggest that the fat brother do a lot of research before making a move, and don't get yourself any cauliflower."
"Ai, Mei is related, there will be no warts, the probability is drenched!"
"Don't scare the fat brother, please? It's hard for him to be moved once."
"I finally had a heartbeat, but you let me lose so completely? Zhuo!"
Seeing the barrage of ridicule by the water friends, the little fat man couldn't laugh or cry.
He shook his head and said with a smile: "The horoscope has not been written yet, and everyone is thinking wildly."
Then, he picked up the previous topic and said, "I bought her a cup of milk tea to express my gratitude."
"Originally, I wanted to invite her out for a meal, but after thinking about it carefully, the two of us have just met, so it seems a bit too abrupt to invite her to dinner directly."
"Instead of saying no like the other girls, she happily took it."
"During the chat with her, I got to know her name, it's 'Aya Ling'!"
"Although I don't like to go out, I still occasionally go out with my parents to attend some receptions."
"My mother often encouraged me and asked me to chat with some girls and make friends."
"I know what my situation is, and I don't have any conversations with those girls at all. They only talk about clothes, shoes, cosmetics, idol stars and so on."
"And me? I only know how to play games and watch anime, how can I chat with others?"
"But Lingling is different. She is completely different from those girls. She doesn't like those messy brand-name things, but like me, she likes games and anime very much."
"During the time I've been in contact with her, I feel more and more that she is my true destiny!"
"And because of the common topics, the two of us quickly became good friends."
"It's just that the closer I get to her, the more I find that she seems to be deliberately keeping a certain distance from me..."
As he spoke, a look of distress appeared on the little fat man's face.
After listening to the water friends, they also felt a little weird.
"Little brother, isn't this girl a senior sea queen who is just fishing for you?"
"Fatty, my brother is someone who has been here before, listen to my advice, if you can get along with him, if you can't get along, get out quickly! Don't be a licking dog!"
"Licking a dog is not allowed in the house!"
"I am most familiar with this kind of woman, who just uses you as a spare tire!"
"Made! The goddess of my college days has been catching me, and finally married a 50-year-old CEO of a listed company."
"Don't scare the little fat guy, maybe the girl is really not ready?"
"A girlfriend who is willing to play games with you, watch anime with you, and show you various cosplay... Are you sure you don't want to dream?"
"This Ling Ling's scheming is deep enough! The characteristics she showed are all in line with what she likes. No wonder our fat brother fell into the trap and couldn't extricate himself!"
"Fatty, retreat in time and stop the loss quickly! If you continue to sink like this, you will really be manipulated by others!"
"Joke! Isn't it all already being handled by someone now?"
Looking at the barrage of the water friends, the little fat man shook his head.
He retorted: "Although I haven't experienced the kind of girl everyone is talking about, my friend has."
"That kind of girl likes to ask others for red envelopes every time it's a birthday or Valentine's Day."
"Or just want some brand-name bags, shoes, clothes and so on."
"But Lingling is different..."
Speaking of this, the little fat man seemed to recall some good memories, and said sweetly: "Every time I go out to play with her, she is the one who takes the initiative to pay the bill."
"And when I invite her to dinner, she will never choose those expensive restaurants, but will take me to some well-known fly restaurants."
"Even a regular Burger King meal can make her smile so much!"
After hearing these words, the water friends were a little dumbfounded.
This...how does this not match what everyone analyzed before?
"Fuck! I'm sore!"
"I'm also sour, how can there be such a girl who is easy to satisfy?"
"Oh, envy, envy, hate! My new girlfriend must go to restaurants with an average per capita of more than [-]."
"More than [-] per capita? You are also a rich man!"
"If someone invites me, let alone Burger King, even Wallace can make me laugh!"
"Brother, aren't you afraid of running away?"
"What are you afraid of? Just treat it as an enema!"
"6! My brother is really experienced!"
"Brother Fat, you can't grasp such a girl! Give me her prestige and let me grasp it!"
"Fat, you are still young, and you still have chances in the future! Why don't you introduce to me this beautiful girl who likes to play games, watch anime, and play cosplay, and is willing to take the initiative to pay the bill instead of going to high-end restaurants!"
"Don't say anything, fat man, cherish it! If you miss such a girl, you will regret it for the rest of your life!"
"To be honest, with our fat brother's family situation, we might marry another rich man. If you can't guarantee the girl's happiness, then don't flirt!"
"In order to prevent Fat Brother from disappointing such a good girl, I am willing to take the initiative to take over..."
(End of this chapter)
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