Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 26 People, can they really be so unlucky?
"This little brother is quite handsome, but it's a pity that he became a Taoist priest!"

"What are you afraid of being a Taoist priest? Taoist priests can't help marrying wives and having children."

"That's right, monks can find wives and children outside, why can't Taoists?"

"Fuck, those bald donkeys are really shameless. They are monks chanting scriptures during the day and dancing disco in nightclubs at night."

"This is a profession, monks are professions, and Taoist priests are also professions! How do you know, do these Taoist priests also play with girls after get off work?"

"Oh, so, the world is going downhill!"

"This little Taoist priest has a pretty face, and he has never had any meat at first glance. Why don't you go and seduce him, Miss Hong."

"Sister Hong, if you can seduce this little Taoist priest, I'll give you a hundred rockets!"

"Okay, this shit is a serious live broadcast, not those outdoor porn broadcasts!"

In the live broadcast room, the netizens were in a mess, saying everything.

After Sister Hong glanced at it, she ignored it.

She looked at the number of followers in the live broadcast room, which was nearly [-] more than before.

In terms of gifts, it made her smile even more.

Make money, don't be fooled!
If someone offered a reward of [-], she would really dare to seduce the little Taoist next to her.

Who makes the other side handsome?

But at this moment, she suddenly felt a chill down her back.

"Ok?"

She turned her head full of doubts, but there were some normal tourists and pilgrims behind her.

Are you feeling wrong?
Lu Heng looked at her strange behavior and thought that the bad luck charm was about to start working.

This bad luck talisman was used for the first time.

He is still very much looking forward to what kind of unlucky people can be.

Just as Sister Hong turned her head, she suddenly found a small stone under her feet.

"Ouch!"

Her foot slipped and she lost her balance in an instant.

The whole person leaned forward, a dog ate shit, and fell directly to the ground.

The mobile phone fell far away and landed in the grass beside the corridor.

"Miss Hong, are you alright?"

Seeing this, his partner hurried forward and helped him up.

"Damn it, who pushed my old lady just now?"

Sister Hong wiped her face, her nose was broken.

She turned her head suddenly, her eyes widened, and she asked angrily.

The surrounding tourists and pilgrims all had inexplicable expressions on their faces.

"Sister Hong, no one pushed you just now!"

The partner looked embarrassed and explained in a low voice.

"No one pushed me?"

"Impossible! How can a small stone make me fall so hard?"

Sister Hong glared fiercely at the passers-by around her.

"are you crazy!"

"Your head is squeezed by the door, who has nothing to push you for?"

"That's right, you think you're a heartthrob, and everyone wants to touch you?"

"This is feeling good about yourself. Do you really use yourself as your wrist? A beggar on the Internet, what are you proud of?"

"Sister, no one pushed you just now!"

"Hurry up, don't get in the way!"

The passers-by around are not as good-tempered as Xuan Cheng.

Especially the pilgrims who come up the mountain to worship the gods and offer incense, they look down on Sister Hong from the bottom of their hearts.

"you……"

Although Sister Hong is aggressive enough, she is still a little timid in the face of so many people.

She dared to make trouble in front of the Taoist priest because she was sure that the Taoist priest would not dare to do anything to her.

And once there is a conflict with the Taoist priest, it can make her even more angry.

But what's the benefit of having a conflict with this group of passers-by?
It is estimated that if he is beaten at that time, the most he can do is to ask the other party to pay for some medical expenses.

"Don't let the old lady find out who pushed it, otherwise, the old lady will scratch his face!"

After Sister Hong put down her harsh words, she walked to the side to pick up her phone.

Seeing her stern look, everyone sneered.

"Oh……"

At the next moment, Sister Hong, who had just bent over to pick up her phone, suddenly let out a scream, which resounded across the mountain.

This voice is so mournful and heart-piercing.

Everyone was stunned instantly.

I saw a small brown-black snake hanging on Miss Hong's right hand.

In a panic, Sister Hong hurriedly shook her hands, trying to shake off the little snake.

But the harder she shook it, the tighter the snake's bite.

For a moment, one person and one snake were in a stalemate.

After seeing this scene, the netizens in Sister Hong's live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

"Miss Hong didn't read the almanac when I went out today? I almost broke my face just now, and now I was bitten by a snake again?"

"My mother, I'm bleeding from the bite!"

"Damn it, the baby is scared to death!"

"This is a five-step snake, isn't it? After being bitten, the bleeding will not stop, and ordinary compression and bandaging can't stop the bleeding, and it can also cause extensive bleeding all over the body."

"That's right, it's Agkistrodon Agkistrodon with the scientific name 'Five-step Snake'! This kind of snake has a ferocious personality, with long fangs and serious bites."

"It's over, I just spit on the statue of Lingbao Tianzun, and now I'm getting retribution!"

"Haha, the law of heaven is reincarnated, and the retribution is not good!"

"Retribution? If you really want to say that, then why don't the capitalists who oppress the employees go to the underworld to report?"

"It's probably a coincidence. There are many wild snakes on Longhu Mountain and nearby mountains..."

The netizens were not bitten again, so they were naturally making sarcastic remarks.

As for Sister Hong who was bitten, she was in so much pain that she shed tears.

"What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and save me!"

While jumping in pain, she asked passers-by for help.

It's a pity that everyone is indifferent.

Are you kidding me, that's a poisonous snake!

If it doesn't work out, if they bite them again, wouldn't it be bad luck?

"Sister Hong, hold on, I'll help you!"

In the end, it was the partner who stood up and squeezed open the mouth of the Shekou, finally allowing Sister Hong to break free.

"I can't, I feel the wound hurts badly!"

"I'm still a little dizzy, hurry up and call the ambulance..."

Sister Hong looked at her wound that was bleeding continuously, her face was pale and bloodless with fright.

However, at this moment, a strong wind suddenly blew up.

A branch of a hundred-year-old tree, shaken by the blowing, suddenly fell from above.

Everyone was blinded by the sand blown up by the strong wind, and couldn't see the surrounding situation clearly, and no one went to remind Sister Hong under the tree.

"boom!"

With a muffled sound, the branch that was as thick as an arm smashed hard on Sister Hong's sky cap.

Sister Hong was knocked unconscious to the ground immediately, and she didn't even have time to let out a scream.

"Fuck!"

Looking at Miss Hong who was lying on the ground with her eyes turned white, the audience was completely silent.

From stepping on stones to slipping, to being bitten by a poisonous snake, to being knocked unconscious by a branch...

The whole process took less than 2 minutes.

Under normal circumstances, so many unlucky things would never happen to happen so coincidentally.

But Sister Hong encountered one after another.

coincidence?Probably not!

Is it...

Nemesis?
Everyone present felt chills in their backs.

Are there really gods in this world?
At the same time, the netizens in Sister Hong's live broadcast room were also dumbfounded.

Everyone didn't believe in the theory of immortals before, and regarded it as feudal superstition.

But looking at Sister Hong, who was unlucky three times in a row and fainted, everyone doubted life.

Even if I am an atheist, I can't help asking myself at this moment: Can people really be so unlucky?
(End of this chapter)