Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 27 What a proactive leek!
Chapter 27 What a proactive leek!
"Oh my God, did the Lingbao Tianzun really appear?"
"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become immortals, but they didn't say that they had already become immortals before!"
"Looking at Sister Hong's unlucky appearance, I can't help but doubt my identity as an atheist!"
"Where is there any god? It's just bad luck."
"Unfortunate luck can't be repeated one after another, right? It must be retribution!"
"Sister Hong is too outrageous. She just spat on the statue of Tianzun. She didn't have an accident, so who did?"
"Didn't the little Taoist just say that, if it was an unintentional mistake, Tianzun would not blame it, but Miss Hong did it on purpose..."
"In the final analysis, she is still blinded by money! For money, she dares to do anything."
"Lingbao Tianzun's appearance, coupled with the mysterious white figure before, there is something in the Shangqingdao!"
"Is there something there? It's just that Heifer has succeeded in stock trading——Niu × has made a fortune! I'm going to book a plane ticket now, and I'll go to the mountain to burn incense tomorrow!"
In Sister Hong's live broadcast room, netizens condemned Sister Hong one after another.
Just now, everyone was still looking for fun.
Some people even encouraged Sister Hong to continue to make trouble.
But now?
Sister Hong's series of unlucky events startled everyone.
God knows if this is just pure bad luck, or if a god manifests and casts down divine punishment.
All in all, it is better to be cautious in words and actions.
After all, it is better to believe what is there than to believe what is not!
On the Shangqing Road, Sister Hong's partner has already called the emergency number.
But the ambulance was stopped down the mountain and couldn't get up at all.
The two medical staff had to carry the stretcher by themselves and climbed up the mountain panting.
"Where is the wounded?"
One of the medical staff was panting heavily.
The two of them are considered to be in good physical fitness. If they are not close, they probably won't be able to go up the mountain.
"It's here! It's here!"
The partner hurriedly waved his hand.
The medical staff stepped forward to check on Sister Hong's condition.
His head was smashed into a big bag by a branch, which made him unconscious, but the problem was not serious.
The right hand was bitten by Agkistrodon, and the condition was serious.
Fortunately, the Agkistrodon is not big, it is just a small snake, and the venom is not high.
Otherwise, at this time, Sister Hong would have already gone to the underworld to report to King Yan.
When I made an emergency call before, my partner had already explained the situation.
Therefore, the medical staff carried the antivenom serum of Agkistrodon acarina with them, gave Sister Hong an injection of the serum, and then bandaged her wound.
After everything was done, two medical staff carried Sister Hong onto a stretcher and slowly carried her down the mountain.
"Where am I?"
"Why does my right hand hurt so much?"
"Oh, my head hurts too!"
"What are you doing, put me down quickly... put me down..."
Sister Hong suddenly woke up for no reason.
Maybe it was the branch that knocked her out of her mind just now, and she started to make trouble as soon as she woke up.
The stretcher wobbled, and then swayed suddenly, and Sister Hong immediately fell off the stretcher.
Immediately afterwards, she rolled all the way down the mountainside.
The two medical staff were exhausted after going up the mountain, but at this time they were still carrying the stretcher with both hands, and they didn't even have a chance to reach out to grab it.
The partner wanted to catch it, but it was too late.
Just like that, everyone was dumbfounded again, watching Sister Hong roll all the way to the stone platform halfway up the mountain.
"Isn't this too bad luck?"
Qingyue tapped her small mouth, and her small face was full of shock.
Lu Heng nodded secretly.
Sure enough, it is a system product, it must be a boutique!
Pasting this bad luck talisman is really unlucky!
I just don't know how long this bad luck talisman will last.
Maybe two or three days, maybe a week or two.
"Come on, let's go back!"
Lu Heng poked Qingyue's forehead, turned around and walked towards Lingbao Hall.
"Senior Brother, I've grown up, don't poke my forehead anymore!"
"Did you hear that?"
"By the way, do you still have the tea you drank last time?"
"I don't drink, I just ask..."
Qingyue hurriedly caught up with Lu Heng, turning into a chatterbox.
……
After being a tour guide for a day, I am not physically tired, but my heart is tired!
After Lu Heng had dinner, he lay down on the bed and didn't want to do anything anymore.
"no!"
"So many water friends are waiting for me, how can I relax?"
When he thought of so many water friends in the live broadcast room, a large green leek appeared in his mind.
Wouldn't it be against the law of heaven if you didn't cut so many leeks?
At [-]:[-] p.m., Lu Heng cheered up and started the live broadcast again.
The water friends who received the live broadcast push came here after hearing the news, and frantically poured into the live broadcast room.
Seeing the rising popularity, Lu Heng's eyes became moist.
What an active leek!
Just for everyone's initiative, he will cut everything he says!
"Woooooo... Daoist Priest, I finally see you again!"
"One day's absence is like three autumns! Two days' absence is like six autumns!"
"Okay, don't show off, we know you can add and subtract within ten!"
"Where is the sacredness, he is proficient in addition and subtraction within ten, it is so terrifying!"
"I don't know if I will be drawn today? If I am drawn, I will ask the Taoist priest to calculate the lottery numbers for the next lottery!"
"Little brother, it's not that I'm talking about you. The lottery number, let alone the Daoist leader, even if you invite Lingbao Tianzun down, it won't count."
"Lingbao Tianzun? Have you all watched the hot searches on Qingdao on Longhu Mountain?"
"Looked at it, that sister Hong made me laugh so hard, she spat on the statue of Tianzun, and as soon as she left the hall, bad luck began."
"It deserves it! This kind of person has long since lost his faith and conscience for the sake of money."
"The anchor is also a Taoist priest, how about expressing your opinion?"
Looking at the barrage on the screen, Lu Heng was very surprised.
I didn't expect that Sister Hong's matter would be so popular that it would be on the hot searches!
Wasn't Sister Hong making troubles in Lingbao Hall for the sake of fame?
Now that she is famous, I just don't know that she will not regret it later.
Maybe it's regret.
Maybe it's for the sake of money, and I will never regret it.
Lu Heng shook his head, put the matter of Sister Hong behind him, and stopped thinking about it.
"Tonight, there are still two fortune-telling qualifications."
"Five minutes later, Pindao will open a lucky draw, but all the water friends who have given gifts have the chance to become lucky winners."
"Pindao doesn't value money, so you don't need to give any expensive gifts..."
These words are not to deceive the water friends.
The purpose of Lu Heng's live broadcast is to harvest leeks.
As for money...
Talking about money is too vulgar!
Previously, Douhu officials invited him to sign a contract backstage, but he refused.
The gifts given to him by the water friends were also donated by him to various charities in the name of the live broadcast room.
He didn't want to reveal his identity just yet.
As for checking the address along the network cable, you can check it casually.
Anyway, he was using a public WIFI, and it was found to be the address of Shangqingdao.
If this is the case, the development of things will definitely be much more interesting.
A Taoist priest who knows everything about the past and the future, plus a god who seems to be a god...
Tsk tsk, great fun!
(End of this chapter)
"Oh my God, did the Lingbao Tianzun really appear?"
"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become immortals, but they didn't say that they had already become immortals before!"
"Looking at Sister Hong's unlucky appearance, I can't help but doubt my identity as an atheist!"
"Where is there any god? It's just bad luck."
"Unfortunate luck can't be repeated one after another, right? It must be retribution!"
"Sister Hong is too outrageous. She just spat on the statue of Tianzun. She didn't have an accident, so who did?"
"Didn't the little Taoist just say that, if it was an unintentional mistake, Tianzun would not blame it, but Miss Hong did it on purpose..."
"In the final analysis, she is still blinded by money! For money, she dares to do anything."
"Lingbao Tianzun's appearance, coupled with the mysterious white figure before, there is something in the Shangqingdao!"
"Is there something there? It's just that Heifer has succeeded in stock trading——Niu × has made a fortune! I'm going to book a plane ticket now, and I'll go to the mountain to burn incense tomorrow!"
In Sister Hong's live broadcast room, netizens condemned Sister Hong one after another.
Just now, everyone was still looking for fun.
Some people even encouraged Sister Hong to continue to make trouble.
But now?
Sister Hong's series of unlucky events startled everyone.
God knows if this is just pure bad luck, or if a god manifests and casts down divine punishment.
All in all, it is better to be cautious in words and actions.
After all, it is better to believe what is there than to believe what is not!
On the Shangqing Road, Sister Hong's partner has already called the emergency number.
But the ambulance was stopped down the mountain and couldn't get up at all.
The two medical staff had to carry the stretcher by themselves and climbed up the mountain panting.
"Where is the wounded?"
One of the medical staff was panting heavily.
The two of them are considered to be in good physical fitness. If they are not close, they probably won't be able to go up the mountain.
"It's here! It's here!"
The partner hurriedly waved his hand.
The medical staff stepped forward to check on Sister Hong's condition.
His head was smashed into a big bag by a branch, which made him unconscious, but the problem was not serious.
The right hand was bitten by Agkistrodon, and the condition was serious.
Fortunately, the Agkistrodon is not big, it is just a small snake, and the venom is not high.
Otherwise, at this time, Sister Hong would have already gone to the underworld to report to King Yan.
When I made an emergency call before, my partner had already explained the situation.
Therefore, the medical staff carried the antivenom serum of Agkistrodon acarina with them, gave Sister Hong an injection of the serum, and then bandaged her wound.
After everything was done, two medical staff carried Sister Hong onto a stretcher and slowly carried her down the mountain.
"Where am I?"
"Why does my right hand hurt so much?"
"Oh, my head hurts too!"
"What are you doing, put me down quickly... put me down..."
Sister Hong suddenly woke up for no reason.
Maybe it was the branch that knocked her out of her mind just now, and she started to make trouble as soon as she woke up.
The stretcher wobbled, and then swayed suddenly, and Sister Hong immediately fell off the stretcher.
Immediately afterwards, she rolled all the way down the mountainside.
The two medical staff were exhausted after going up the mountain, but at this time they were still carrying the stretcher with both hands, and they didn't even have a chance to reach out to grab it.
The partner wanted to catch it, but it was too late.
Just like that, everyone was dumbfounded again, watching Sister Hong roll all the way to the stone platform halfway up the mountain.
"Isn't this too bad luck?"
Qingyue tapped her small mouth, and her small face was full of shock.
Lu Heng nodded secretly.
Sure enough, it is a system product, it must be a boutique!
Pasting this bad luck talisman is really unlucky!
I just don't know how long this bad luck talisman will last.
Maybe two or three days, maybe a week or two.
"Come on, let's go back!"
Lu Heng poked Qingyue's forehead, turned around and walked towards Lingbao Hall.
"Senior Brother, I've grown up, don't poke my forehead anymore!"
"Did you hear that?"
"By the way, do you still have the tea you drank last time?"
"I don't drink, I just ask..."
Qingyue hurriedly caught up with Lu Heng, turning into a chatterbox.
……
After being a tour guide for a day, I am not physically tired, but my heart is tired!
After Lu Heng had dinner, he lay down on the bed and didn't want to do anything anymore.
"no!"
"So many water friends are waiting for me, how can I relax?"
When he thought of so many water friends in the live broadcast room, a large green leek appeared in his mind.
Wouldn't it be against the law of heaven if you didn't cut so many leeks?
At [-]:[-] p.m., Lu Heng cheered up and started the live broadcast again.
The water friends who received the live broadcast push came here after hearing the news, and frantically poured into the live broadcast room.
Seeing the rising popularity, Lu Heng's eyes became moist.
What an active leek!
Just for everyone's initiative, he will cut everything he says!
"Woooooo... Daoist Priest, I finally see you again!"
"One day's absence is like three autumns! Two days' absence is like six autumns!"
"Okay, don't show off, we know you can add and subtract within ten!"
"Where is the sacredness, he is proficient in addition and subtraction within ten, it is so terrifying!"
"I don't know if I will be drawn today? If I am drawn, I will ask the Taoist priest to calculate the lottery numbers for the next lottery!"
"Little brother, it's not that I'm talking about you. The lottery number, let alone the Daoist leader, even if you invite Lingbao Tianzun down, it won't count."
"Lingbao Tianzun? Have you all watched the hot searches on Qingdao on Longhu Mountain?"
"Looked at it, that sister Hong made me laugh so hard, she spat on the statue of Tianzun, and as soon as she left the hall, bad luck began."
"It deserves it! This kind of person has long since lost his faith and conscience for the sake of money."
"The anchor is also a Taoist priest, how about expressing your opinion?"
Looking at the barrage on the screen, Lu Heng was very surprised.
I didn't expect that Sister Hong's matter would be so popular that it would be on the hot searches!
Wasn't Sister Hong making troubles in Lingbao Hall for the sake of fame?
Now that she is famous, I just don't know that she will not regret it later.
Maybe it's regret.
Maybe it's for the sake of money, and I will never regret it.
Lu Heng shook his head, put the matter of Sister Hong behind him, and stopped thinking about it.
"Tonight, there are still two fortune-telling qualifications."
"Five minutes later, Pindao will open a lucky draw, but all the water friends who have given gifts have the chance to become lucky winners."
"Pindao doesn't value money, so you don't need to give any expensive gifts..."
These words are not to deceive the water friends.
The purpose of Lu Heng's live broadcast is to harvest leeks.
As for money...
Talking about money is too vulgar!
Previously, Douhu officials invited him to sign a contract backstage, but he refused.
The gifts given to him by the water friends were also donated by him to various charities in the name of the live broadcast room.
He didn't want to reveal his identity just yet.
As for checking the address along the network cable, you can check it casually.
Anyway, he was using a public WIFI, and it was found to be the address of Shangqingdao.
If this is the case, the development of things will definitely be much more interesting.
A Taoist priest who knows everything about the past and the future, plus a god who seems to be a god...
Tsk tsk, great fun!
(End of this chapter)
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