Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 41 Ruyi Cucumber

"Just a few days ago, Gouzi won the qualification and asked the Taoist priest to help him count his life?"

"At that time, everyone was present, so they should all know?"

"The Taoist figured out that Gouzi would be imprisoned, so he told Gouzi to go home immediately, and refused any invitations he received on the way."

"After listening to the Taoist priest, Gouzi left the bar, but he didn't go home directly, but went to another party on the way."

"In the end, this guy didn't know how much he was drunk, and he drove home by himself before asking for a driver."

"At an intersection on his way home, he ran a red light and hit a delivery guy. He didn't stay at the scene after the incident, but hit and run."

"Yesterday the next afternoon, the police came to the door and took him away. It is estimated that he will not only lose money, but even go to jail."

"The above information, I inquired about it from a traffic police friend, and it is [-]% true..."

When the man explained the cause and effect clearly, all the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but gasped.

At this moment, there is only one thought in everyone's mind - Daoist Niu ×!

"Brother Gou is really a model that if you don't die, you won't die!"

"That's right, the Taoist priest asked him to go home directly. I guess there's nothing wrong with it. Now it's a good thing, drunk and hit and run, can't you stay for two or three years?"

"Losing money + going to jail, the second brother's live broadcast career has come to an end."

"I'm going to contact my second sister-in-law right now. Don't let her stay alone in the vacant room, lest she do something wrong to my second brother."

"Made, I'm afraid that your kid will guard you!"

"In order to prevent you from guarding yourself, I'm going to be a supervisor!"

"In order to prevent you from supervising and guarding yourself, I'm going to check!"

"In order to prevent you from inspecting, supervising, guarding and stealing, I'm going to spy!"

"Where are you putting your nesting dolls here?"

"The first brother outside asked the Taoist priest to tell his fortune, but he was autistic... The second brother outside asked the Taoist priest to tell his fortune, but he went in..."

"Who is the third outdoor brother? Let him also come to the Taoist priest to figure it out?"

"Please don't harm the Outdoor Channel..."

After reading it, Lu Heng shook his head secretly.

No wonder he didn't receive any feedback from the Destiny system at that time, it turned out that this kid was still going the same way.

As the saying goes, "good words are hard to persuade, damn ghost"!
This has already pointed out the way, but the opponent still insists on jumping into the pit, what can he do?

Moreover, for a guy like this who was drunk, bumped into someone and escaped, he would like to boast, well caught!

He glanced at the time, 5 minutes was up.

"Okay, the 5-minute gift giving time is over."

"Then let's draw a lottery to see who can be the lucky water friend tonight..."

After speaking, he clicked the draw button.

In the blink of an eye, the two calculation quotas for tonight were settled.

Lu Heng looked at the two names that were drawn, and said with a smile, "Let's congratulate 'Ruyi Little Cucumber' and 'Feng Lingling' for being tonight's lucky water friends!"

The results of the lottery came out, and seeing that he was not the winner, the water friends couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

But after thinking about it, isn't this fun to watch?
"Hey, I didn't get drawn again. When will my fate come?"

"That's right, if I don't win the lottery, my Bai Fumei girlfriend may be taken first."

"It's okay, when the time comes, buy one get one free, marry the older one and get the younger one free."

"Tsk tsk, the little hat looks pretty handsome!"

"May I ask, why is the color of this hat the same as the green belt?"

"Lucky friends? Daoist can really joke! I think it's two unlucky guys."

"The people drawn by the Taoist chief are all poor people!"

Lu Heng ignored the group of sand sculpture water friends.

With a smile on his face, he said, "Let us welcome the No.1 lucky water friend tonight—Ruyi Cucumber!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he sent a Lianmai invitation to the other party.

"This name sounds like a boring guy!"

"Ruyi Ruyi, follow my heart, become bigger and bigger..."

"The bigger you said, I hope it's not the bigger I thought."

"Cucumber has been soaked for a long time, it is not delicious!"

"I have bad teeth, so I like cucumbers that have been soaked for a long time."

"What are you talking about, I can't even understand a word?"

"Knowledge pretend not to know, it's you!"

"Cucumbers can't be soaked, just shoot them directly, and add some chili peppers and minced garlic."

"No, I can't eat chili, just pour some vinegar on it."

"Stop, stop, stop... Isn't this fortune telling? How did it become a food exchange meeting?"

After Lianmai succeeded, a young man in his early thirties with a slightly regressed coastline appeared in the live broadcast room.

Lu Heng smiled and asked, "I don't know what my little friend wants to count tonight?"

"Master Daoist, I want you to help me figure out when my wife will be pregnant."

"When will I be able to hold the baby..."

Ruyi Cucumber smiled shyly.

From this point of view, he is a simple and honest man!

Hearing these words, the water friends immediately laughed.

"I said, brother, the problem of the child requires you and your husband to work harder. What does it have to do with others?"

"Right, work harder day and night!"

"What do you mean by working day and night? It won't be the one I thought, right?"

"At night, watch less mobile phones and TV, drink more goji berries, and toss for a few hours, isn't it over?"

"Toss for a few hours? Brother, is your kidney made of iron?"

"Can the Daoist still count on this?"

"It's definitely possible. Even if the future child is a boy or a girl, the Taoist priest can figure it out."

"Fuck, is this the legendary humanoid B-ultrasound machine?"

Seeing the barrage of water friends, Ruyi Xiaohuagua quickly explained: "My wife and I have been married for three years, and we have a lot of trouble at night."

"But in the past three years, I haven't seen my daughter-in-law's belly getting bigger."

"I'm also an old fan of Taoist Master. I've been in the live broadcast room, watching Taoist Master tell other people's fortunes."

"I think the Taoist priest is so accurate in fortune-telling, he should be able to help me calculate when I can hold the child..."

It was fine if he didn't explain, but this explanation made the water friends even more confused.

"No, brother, you two haven't moved for three years, why don't you go to the hospital for an examination?"

"That's right, I should go to the hospital for a comprehensive examination. What is the runway leader doing here?"

"Go to the hospital quickly, do you want me to introduce you to an acquaintance?"

"The director of the big iron stick hospital?"

"It's good that I haven't been pregnant, but I'm afraid that one day, your daughter-in-law will suddenly become pregnant."

"Ahem... I'm next door and my surname is Wang. Come and help me if you have something to do!"

"I'm facing the wind in Yushu, handsomer than Guan Xi Tingfeng, known as Zhongyuan Xiaopan'an, I thought you would be of service to me!"

"The two people upstairs haven't been beaten to death yet, everyone here is responsible!"

It was also the first time that Lu Heng was asked to be pregnant.

He smiled in his heart, and then asked: "Little friend, I just want to calculate, when will your wife be pregnant, right?"

(End of this chapter)