Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 42 Little friend, your wife will not be able to conceive in this lifetime
Chapter 42 Little friend, your wife will not be able to conceive in this lifetime
"Yes!"
Ruyi Little Cucumber nodded lightly, and then said: "I believe in your ability, Daoist Master."
"So you just need to help me figure out when I can hold the baby."
"Okay, please wait a moment, my friend!"
Lu Heng nodded slightly.
Saved another three days of life.
"system!"
He called out his destiny system.
"Query this person's future!"
[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
With the blink of an eye, everything about the future of Ruyi Cucumber is unfolding scene by scene.
After reading it, Lu Heng couldn't help but gasped.
Good guy!
I'm calling out good guy!
This was the first time he encountered such an outrageous situation.
Whether it's Ahu at the beginning, Little Tutu and Xiaohou in the middle, or Chu Xia later, their encounters are actually outrageous.
But compared with the wishful little cucumber in front of him, it is a bit insignificant.
This outrageous level even made him not know how to speak for a while.
Seeing that he hesitated, the water friends knew that there was another good show tonight.
Everyone unanimously developed all kinds of whimsical ideas, outrageous and wonderful.
"I guess this old iron's wife may be a stone girl!"
"Stone girl? What is that, why haven't I heard of it?"
"Made, I tell you to read more books on weekdays, but you ran out to herd cattle?"
"Want to know what a stone girl is? The first step is to log in to Qiandu, the second step is to enter the knowledge you want to know, and the third step is to close the webpage..."
"Looking at Taoist Priest's hesitant appearance, I'm afraid this buddy has something wrong with him!"
"I suggest that my brother go to the hospital for a comprehensive examination!"
"Go to the big iron stick hospital and look for the director!"
"Isn't stabbing the director about unwanted pregnancy? It's not right either!"
"Brother, let's go to the hospital for an examination with my sister-in-law, don't delay."
"Brother, didn't you watch too few movies and went to the wrong place?"
"Why do I feel that Miao understands it? I hope that next time Miao understands mathematics, damn it!"
Seeing the bullet screens floating across the screen, Lu Heng was speechless.
The imagination of this group of sand sculptors simply broke through the sky.
"Cough cough..."
Lu Heng glanced at Ruyi Cucumber and coughed lightly.
The other party was waiting nervously, but when he heard the cough, he immediately straightened his back.
"Daozhang, have you figured it out?"
Ruyi Cucumber licked her dry lips and asked in a low voice.
"Ok!"
Lu Heng nodded and said, "Little friend..."
After much hesitation, he still decided to tell the truth.
After all, short-term pain is worse than long-term pain!
"Little friend, your wife will not be able to conceive in this lifetime!"
"Because he's a... a man!"
As soon as these words came out, not only Ruyi Cucumber, the client, was struck by lightning, but also made the water friends stunned and confused.
"Damn it! I... Did I hear you right? Brother's wife is... a man?"
"He is one by one..."
"Newcomer, I just watched the live broadcast. I beg H...Hao kindhearted person to give me a thunderous and vigorous science popularization. What kind of memes are these..."
"The duplication check rate is 100%, just wait to be kicked!"
"Impossible? Didn't my brother say that I've been married for three years? How did you live as a married couple during those three years?"
"Isn't this too outrageous? Married a man and didn't even know about it for three years?"
"Oh my god, my 370 six-month-old baby is scared to death!"
"I'm convinced! The Taoist priest is indeed a mudslide in the live broadcast room. The fateful people who come to tell the fortune are all rare creatures that are rare in a hundred years!"
"It's really a knife pulling the ass, it opened my eyes!"
"It made my eyes light up, it's more fun than watching a movie!"
"It's nothing. Before, an old man in our village was deceived. He spent a bride price, held a wedding, and then went to a man..."
Ruyi Xiaohuagua, who was the party concerned, had no blood on his face at this time, and his eyes were blank.
After a while, he came back to his senses.
"Daoist, you can't make a mistake, can you?"
"How could my wife be a man?"
Ruyi Cucumber was still a little unwilling, so she asked tentatively.
Lu Heng shook his head.
"Ugh!"
After he sighed softly, he said in a deep voice: "If you don't want to believe it, you can go to your backyard."
"Under the third peach tree from the left, your wife's ID card and other documents are buried."
"After you dig out these documents, you don't have to doubt whether they are true or not."
"Daozhang, I'll go dig now!"
Ruyi Cucumber nodded, immediately picked up the phone, picked up the shovel, and went straight to the backyard.
After finding the third peach tree from the left, he set up his phone and started digging.
"Why do I feel a bit like the scene of murder and burial?"
"Fuck, don't tell me, it's really similar!"
"This live broadcast of digging a hole really has such a feeling."
"What if a corpse is dug up later?"
"I've watched too many suspenseful movies, so I'm bound to have some associations."
"Brothers, this is a fortune-telling live broadcast room, not a criminal case live broadcast room."
While the water friends were discussing, Ruyi Cucumber seemed to have dug something.
I saw him walking over with a red plastic bag.
As the plastic bag was slowly opened, the front of an ID card appeared in front of everyone.
Everyone was not interested in looking at anything else, and immediately looked at the gender column.
male!
Sure enough, as Lu Heng said, the wife he married was a man!
"Daozhang, I'll go down first."
Ruyi Cucumber disconnected Lianmai with a dull expression.
It seems that he has been greatly stimulated.
In the live broadcast room, the water friends suddenly sighed.
"I can understand this old man's feelings at this time. When you find out that the person you like is a man, you feel very complicated."
"Fuck, little Lili, aren't you a girl?"
"Huh? Is there an unexpected extension?"
"That old iron's reaction just now is a bit wrong?"
"Yes, under normal circumstances, if you are cheated, shouldn't you show anger?"
"When the old man in my village found out he had been cheated, he beat the liar like a pig's head."
"It scares me to death. I thought that meat and vegetables are not taboo, and I want the overlord to fight hard!"
"I also feel that Ruyi's mood is not right, could it be that he..."
"The best hunters always appear as prey!"
"Damn it, it's terrible! Mom, I'm going home!"
"In his seemingly sluggish reaction, there seems to be a hint of secret joy mixed in. I'm afraid such an answer will make him even more happy!"
"This world is too scary!"
Seeing the wild guesses of the water friends, Lu Heng shook his head slightly.
He also didn't know why Ruyi Cucumber reacted like this.
Maybe it's just pure anger!
[System prompt: The host has successfully changed the way of heaven and is absorbing fate, please check the host later...]
(End of this chapter)
"Yes!"
Ruyi Little Cucumber nodded lightly, and then said: "I believe in your ability, Daoist Master."
"So you just need to help me figure out when I can hold the baby."
"Okay, please wait a moment, my friend!"
Lu Heng nodded slightly.
Saved another three days of life.
"system!"
He called out his destiny system.
"Query this person's future!"
[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
With the blink of an eye, everything about the future of Ruyi Cucumber is unfolding scene by scene.
After reading it, Lu Heng couldn't help but gasped.
Good guy!
I'm calling out good guy!
This was the first time he encountered such an outrageous situation.
Whether it's Ahu at the beginning, Little Tutu and Xiaohou in the middle, or Chu Xia later, their encounters are actually outrageous.
But compared with the wishful little cucumber in front of him, it is a bit insignificant.
This outrageous level even made him not know how to speak for a while.
Seeing that he hesitated, the water friends knew that there was another good show tonight.
Everyone unanimously developed all kinds of whimsical ideas, outrageous and wonderful.
"I guess this old iron's wife may be a stone girl!"
"Stone girl? What is that, why haven't I heard of it?"
"Made, I tell you to read more books on weekdays, but you ran out to herd cattle?"
"Want to know what a stone girl is? The first step is to log in to Qiandu, the second step is to enter the knowledge you want to know, and the third step is to close the webpage..."
"Looking at Taoist Priest's hesitant appearance, I'm afraid this buddy has something wrong with him!"
"I suggest that my brother go to the hospital for a comprehensive examination!"
"Go to the big iron stick hospital and look for the director!"
"Isn't stabbing the director about unwanted pregnancy? It's not right either!"
"Brother, let's go to the hospital for an examination with my sister-in-law, don't delay."
"Brother, didn't you watch too few movies and went to the wrong place?"
"Why do I feel that Miao understands it? I hope that next time Miao understands mathematics, damn it!"
Seeing the bullet screens floating across the screen, Lu Heng was speechless.
The imagination of this group of sand sculptors simply broke through the sky.
"Cough cough..."
Lu Heng glanced at Ruyi Cucumber and coughed lightly.
The other party was waiting nervously, but when he heard the cough, he immediately straightened his back.
"Daozhang, have you figured it out?"
Ruyi Cucumber licked her dry lips and asked in a low voice.
"Ok!"
Lu Heng nodded and said, "Little friend..."
After much hesitation, he still decided to tell the truth.
After all, short-term pain is worse than long-term pain!
"Little friend, your wife will not be able to conceive in this lifetime!"
"Because he's a... a man!"
As soon as these words came out, not only Ruyi Cucumber, the client, was struck by lightning, but also made the water friends stunned and confused.
"Damn it! I... Did I hear you right? Brother's wife is... a man?"
"He is one by one..."
"Newcomer, I just watched the live broadcast. I beg H...Hao kindhearted person to give me a thunderous and vigorous science popularization. What kind of memes are these..."
"The duplication check rate is 100%, just wait to be kicked!"
"Impossible? Didn't my brother say that I've been married for three years? How did you live as a married couple during those three years?"
"Isn't this too outrageous? Married a man and didn't even know about it for three years?"
"Oh my god, my 370 six-month-old baby is scared to death!"
"I'm convinced! The Taoist priest is indeed a mudslide in the live broadcast room. The fateful people who come to tell the fortune are all rare creatures that are rare in a hundred years!"
"It's really a knife pulling the ass, it opened my eyes!"
"It made my eyes light up, it's more fun than watching a movie!"
"It's nothing. Before, an old man in our village was deceived. He spent a bride price, held a wedding, and then went to a man..."
Ruyi Xiaohuagua, who was the party concerned, had no blood on his face at this time, and his eyes were blank.
After a while, he came back to his senses.
"Daoist, you can't make a mistake, can you?"
"How could my wife be a man?"
Ruyi Cucumber was still a little unwilling, so she asked tentatively.
Lu Heng shook his head.
"Ugh!"
After he sighed softly, he said in a deep voice: "If you don't want to believe it, you can go to your backyard."
"Under the third peach tree from the left, your wife's ID card and other documents are buried."
"After you dig out these documents, you don't have to doubt whether they are true or not."
"Daozhang, I'll go dig now!"
Ruyi Cucumber nodded, immediately picked up the phone, picked up the shovel, and went straight to the backyard.
After finding the third peach tree from the left, he set up his phone and started digging.
"Why do I feel a bit like the scene of murder and burial?"
"Fuck, don't tell me, it's really similar!"
"This live broadcast of digging a hole really has such a feeling."
"What if a corpse is dug up later?"
"I've watched too many suspenseful movies, so I'm bound to have some associations."
"Brothers, this is a fortune-telling live broadcast room, not a criminal case live broadcast room."
While the water friends were discussing, Ruyi Cucumber seemed to have dug something.
I saw him walking over with a red plastic bag.
As the plastic bag was slowly opened, the front of an ID card appeared in front of everyone.
Everyone was not interested in looking at anything else, and immediately looked at the gender column.
male!
Sure enough, as Lu Heng said, the wife he married was a man!
"Daozhang, I'll go down first."
Ruyi Cucumber disconnected Lianmai with a dull expression.
It seems that he has been greatly stimulated.
In the live broadcast room, the water friends suddenly sighed.
"I can understand this old man's feelings at this time. When you find out that the person you like is a man, you feel very complicated."
"Fuck, little Lili, aren't you a girl?"
"Huh? Is there an unexpected extension?"
"That old iron's reaction just now is a bit wrong?"
"Yes, under normal circumstances, if you are cheated, shouldn't you show anger?"
"When the old man in my village found out he had been cheated, he beat the liar like a pig's head."
"It scares me to death. I thought that meat and vegetables are not taboo, and I want the overlord to fight hard!"
"I also feel that Ruyi's mood is not right, could it be that he..."
"The best hunters always appear as prey!"
"Damn it, it's terrible! Mom, I'm going home!"
"In his seemingly sluggish reaction, there seems to be a hint of secret joy mixed in. I'm afraid such an answer will make him even more happy!"
"This world is too scary!"
Seeing the wild guesses of the water friends, Lu Heng shook his head slightly.
He also didn't know why Ruyi Cucumber reacted like this.
Maybe it's just pure anger!
[System prompt: The host has successfully changed the way of heaven and is absorbing fate, please check the host later...]
(End of this chapter)
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