Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 477 Scorpio Lone Star
"Hey Hey……"

Upon hearing Lu Heng's question, Xiao Chu did not answer directly, but showed a smile.

This smile, I understand everything!

Lu Heng shook his head gently and couldn't help but make him laugh.

The friends in the water laughed especially happily, and started making fun of this little Chu by sending comments one after another.

"Little brother, you are so old, why do you smile so greasy?"

"The greasiness is not the key. The key is that this kid smiles too obscenely!"

"Yes, yes, it's so vulgar! Even a grown man like me can't stand it anymore!"

"In Xiao Chu's smile, I saw the helplessness of a single young man!"

"With his lewd smile, any woman who sees it will have to turn around and leave, right?"

"Not just any female!"

"Don't be too outrageous! Xiao Chu tidies up, and then he will find that he still can't find a girlfriend!"

"Brother is right. Xiao Chu, you should pay more attention to your appearance. You will soon find that you are indeed ugly!"

"Sisters have a good foundation, come on!"

"Indeed, Xiao Chuqian should adjust his living habits!"

"Stop staying up late. You have acne on your face and dark circles under your eyes. How can any little girl like you?"

"Xiao Chu, you must stick to yourself! Go your own way and let others say it!"

"What do you mean? Are you trying to get rid of a competitor?"

"With one more bachelor, doesn't that mean one more wife?"

"If you ask me, it's better to be single. You can eat whatever you want, and wash your feet if you want to!"

"Brother, is your foot-washing legal?"

"Nonsense, who's going to go with the formal stuff?"

"Please tell me a clear path..."

The ridicule from water friends did not affect Xiao Chu's mood at all.

At this time, there was a hint of shyness on his face, and he said a little embarrassedly: "Old Taoist Priest, I would like to ask you to help me calculate my marriage!"

"The other three animals in our dormitory have all found girlfriends, and I am the only one who is single!"

"Looking at the sweetness of their three animals, I feel a little lonely in my heart."

"So, I just want to ask you to help me calculate when I can find a girlfriend."

Hearing this, Lu Heng smiled lightly and said, "It turns out that little friend Chu wants to settle the marriage!"

"Then please wait a moment, my dear friend. Mr. Rong, I will make a careful calculation!"

"Go, go, go!"

Xiao Chu nodded repeatedly like a chicken pecking at rice.

However, he felt that his performance seemed to be a little too anxious.

So, he added another 300 taels of silver: "Old Taoist Master, please do the math slowly!"

"Actually, I'm not too anxious!"

Lu Heng chuckled and said nothing more.

Look at how anxious you are, aren't you too anxious?
If you tell me this, even a fool won’t believe it!

After looking at Xiao Chu twice, he silently called out the Destiny System in his heart.

"System, query this person's future information!"

[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】

"Yes!"

After he confirmed it, Xiao Chu's future experience soon began to unfold before his eyes.

After seeing Xiao Chu's original future fate, even the well-informed Lu Heng could not help but be a little stunned.

Good guy!
I'm calling out good guy!

Lu Heng has shown the future and past to so many people, but this is the first time he has seen someone with such a fate!
From a certain perspective, this kid should be regarded as the protagonist's destiny!
Because this Xiao Chu's life coincides with that classic movie line: "I am destined to commit a crime against the lone star of the sky, and I will live my whole life alone without a partner!" In Xiao Chu's future, he has had a total of four marriages, and The number of girlfriends I have had has exceeded double digits.

But whether it was double-digit girlfriends or four marriages, in the end, all of his relationships ended in failure!
Among these feelings, five love crystals were born.

But these five children are either far away from home or have gone abroad, and their relationship with Xiao Chu is very weak.

In the end, Xiao Chu had no relatives around him.

Even the pets he kept didn't end well.

The longest one can live is a year and a half at most.

These pets were either lost, hit by a car, or accidentally fell downstairs...

On the contrary, lost pets can live for a few more years.

All in all, this Xiao Chu is the real evil star!
"call……"

Lu Heng slowly exhaled a breath of turbid air.

Looking at the expectant Xiao Chu on the screen, he really didn't know how to speak at this moment.

Seeing Lu Heng's hesitation, the water friends couldn't help but be curious.

"The old Taoist priest showed a rare hesitation. Is there anything left to say about Xiao Chu's future?"

"Damn it! Xiao Chu won't have a girlfriend in the future, right?"

"I guess it's very possible!"

"If this were not the case, how could the old Taoist priest hesitate?"

"Congratulations to our live broadcast room for having another bachelor!"

"Come bachelor, go bachelor! Xiao Chu, you are still awesome!"

"Based on the current situation, how could it be possible for Xiao Chu to remain a bachelor all this time?"

"Maybe some accident will happen in the future! For example, he was kicked in the lower part by a football, causing him to turn into Eunuch Chu!"

"Fuck, can you hope for better things? Can't you just die in a car accident?"

"You are so cruel than anyone else!"

"If you really tell the truth, it's not impossible!"

"Then I guess Xiao Chu had sex reassignment surgery and became a woman. Then what kind of girlfriend would he have?"

"666! I didn't expect that Xiao Chu is still a girl at heart!"

"In other words, I don't have any girlfriends, but I have a lot of boyfriends!"

"I'm really convinced. Are you just comparing your imagination?"

"This should be the first water friend to be found to have died alone since Taoist Master's live broadcast, right?"

"Mamadi, this so-called 'lucky water friend' is really poisonous!"

"I now announce that Xiao Chu has become the most unlucky 'lucky friend' in our live broadcast room!"

"Namo Amitabha! Donor Xiao Chu has cut off his sexual faculties, so why not stay with the ancient Buddha Qing Deng and become a monk!"

"Xiao Chu, come on, the door of our family has been opened to you!"

"Homo's unique impatience (laughs)..."

The water friends used their imaginations wildly, and in less than a few minutes, they came up with more than a dozen random ideas.

This made Xiao Chu feel frightened!

What, I will be a bachelor in the future?

What, I will become a father-in-law in the future?
What, am I going to get hit by a car in the future?

What, I will choose to be transgender in the future?
What, I turned into a monk in the future?

What, my future...

Looking at the answers given by water friends, Xiao Chu really wanted to cry without tears.

He hurriedly looked at Lu Heng and asked aggrievedly: "Old Taoist Master, have you figured it out?"

(End of this chapter)