Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 478 Laugh first and cry later
"My future shouldn't be what everyone says, right?"

Xiao Chu asked hurriedly.

He no longer had the smile of the past, and there was a melancholy look on his face.

He tilted his face at a 45-degree angle to prevent tears from falling.

"Ugh!"

Lu Heng looked at his appearance and couldn't help but shake his head and sigh.

When Xiao Chu saw this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and the melancholy just now disappeared instantly.

The corners of his mouth curved slightly, revealing a smile that he thought was evil and arrogant.

"Hahahaha!"

"It's really impossible for me to be single all my life!"

"Look, the old Taoist priest is shaking his head!"

Xiao Chu's words were obviously addressed to the water friends in the live broadcast room.

At this time, he was as proud as he wanted to be.

And after seeing his smug look, the water friends were so angry that their teeth itched.

"Xiao Chuzi, don't be happy for too long, the old Taoist priest sighed!"

"Yes, yes, the Taoist Master hasn't said anything yet!"

"You are so proud now, but you will cry later!"

"Xiao Chu, if you don't act like a bachelor, I'm really sorry for your bad behavior now!"

"I suggest you go to the hospital to see a psychiatrist. Why are you starting to hallucinate just fine?"

"I'm willing to trade Xiao Chu's 20 years of single life in exchange for the health and longevity of our fans in the live broadcast room!"

"Okay, I agree to this!"

"Based on my experience of watching the old Taoist master's live broadcast for so many years, he likes to play reversals, so Xiao Chu, don't be too proud!"

"Look at your smug look, I finally know what 'the villain is successful' means!"

"Hey, the old Taoist priest hasn't spoken for such a long time, Xiao Chu, you have to be mentally prepared!"

"I'm not telling you, Xiao Chu, as messy as he is, can he still find a girlfriend?"

"It's not necessarily true! After all, everyone's taste is different."

"I agree with this. I have a friend who likes to eat fat and drive tanks!"

"Your friend's hobbies are quite special!"

"Isn't this so-called friend yourself?"

“Another I Have a Friend series?”

Xiao Chu looked at these barrages from the water friends. Not only was he not angry at all, but he became even happier.

"Hey Hey!"

"Just tell me. The more you tell me, the more jealous you will be of me!"

Xiao Chu smiled with great pride.

At this time, Lu Heng also smiled and said: "Don't talk about singles and bachelors."

"Actually, little friend Chu is still very popular with women."

"In the future calculated by me, Mr. Chu has a total of four marriages and more than ten girlfriends."

When Xiao Chu heard these words, he was stunned at first, and then became more excited and excited.

"Old Taoist Master, I believe in you!"

"What you said must be true!"

"I didn't expect that I would be so popular among girls in the future!"

"It's really three days since we've been apart. We should treat each other with admiration!"

Xiao Chu said proudly.

In fact, he never imagined that he, who had been single for 20 years, would have so much luck in the future.

Four marriages and a dozen girlfriends, what is this concept?
It doesn’t seem like an exaggeration to call it a “love saint,” right?

"The me in the future will really be the Saint of Love!"

"This life is really as lonely as snow!" Xiao Chu gently raised his head, raising his face at a 45-degree angle again, not letting tears flow down.

But what was different from last time was that this time, tears of excitement and joy were shed.

30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don’t bully a young man without a girlfriend!

Not only Xiao Chu himself, but also the water friends were shocked by Lu Heng's words.

"Here, are you kidding me? With such a bad look, there will be so many women in the future?"

"I also don't understand. This guy who lowers the appearance level of our live broadcast room can actually have four marriages?"

"Made, in addition to those four marriages, he also has a dozen girlfriends!"

"Mom, it's unbelievable!"

"Xiao Chu has been married four times and has dozens of girlfriends. Are there any single people in this world?"

"Woooooo...I'm crying!"

"Isn't this kid going to have plastic surgery and then marry a rich woman?"

"We don't rule out this possibility! After all, the old Taoist priest met a professional prostitute during his live broadcast!"

"I really can't believe that this guy with acne can have such good luck!"

"I won't say anything anymore. I'm so envious and jealous!"

"I know you are in a hurry, but please don't worry! After all, our old Taoist priest hasn't finished speaking yet!"

"Yes, yes, if it was really that simple, how could the old Taoist priest hesitate for so long?"

"What our old Taoist master is best at is reversal. I look forward to Xiao Chu's reversal!"

"What else can be reversed from this? Are Xiao Chu's future wife and girlfriend blind?"

"Haha, that's not even possible!"

Lu Heng glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room and nodded secretly in his heart.

You are indeed my old fan!
You still understand me!

He slowly said: "Little friend Chu, although you will have four marriages and more than a dozen girlfriends in the future, your love life will all end in failure!"

"In your future love life, you will give birth to five children in total."

"But because of your problems in educating your children and other reasons, the relationship between these five children and you is not very good."

"When they grow up, they either go abroad or settle in other provinces, and no one is by your side."

"Until you die, you are alone, with no one around..."

After hearing these words, Xiao Chu, who looked proud just now, was instantly dumbfounded.

The smile on his face also froze.

"This...how is this possible?"

"I have four wives, a dozen girlfriends, and five children..."

"Why is it that at the moment of death, there is only one person?"

Xiao Chu murmured to himself.

His sweet dream was shattered before it even started!

What kind of love saint am I?

Completely a lone star of evil spirits!
Obviously he has four wives, a dozen girlfriends, and five children...

But in the end, he was alone and helpless before his death!

No wonder the old Taoist priest hesitated for a long time, and then seemed hesitant to speak.

It turns out that my future destiny is so outrageous!

"Oh my god, isn't this too outrageous?"

Xiao Chu thought about it and couldn't help but scratch his hair with his hands.

How could my future self be like that?

What went wrong?
Is it because I have poor judgment and the girlfriend and wife I choose are all supercilious?

impossible!

Even if it goes wrong once, it can't happen every time, right?

(End of this chapter)