Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 479 Help me!

The smile never disappears, it just moves from one person's face to another.

At this time, Xiao Chu showed an expression as if he was mourning for his concubine, but the water friends were all happy, and they were so happy that they couldn't keep their legs together.

"Hahaha! I'm so laughing! I'm almost out of breath laughing now!"

"Xiao Chu, Xiao Chu, can I interview you about how you feel now?"

"Good guy! This is like riding a roller coaster, up and down, so exciting!"

"Xiao Chu's face-changing skills are pretty good!"

"You were smiling proudly before, why are you crying now?"

"Xiao Chu, where are you feeling proud? Where are you feeling carried away? Where are you feeling carried away?"

"Our old Taoist master is indeed a mudslide in the live broadcast industry!"

"Who is dissatisfied with the effect of this show?"

"Brother, since you are destined to be alone all your life, you might as well stay away from women completely from now on!"

"Namo Amitabha! Being a monk is the most suitable for Xiao Chu!"

"Xiao Chu, I think you might as well give yourself a knife and stop thinking about it completely!"

"You guys are so mean! But I like it!"

"Didn't I say that you can't hope that Xiao Chu will be better?"

"Xiao Chu, listen to my uncle's advice: You can't control this woman, why not let me come, I can handle it!"

"Those women will only make you miserable! But fortunately, you still have my brother! As a brother, I am willing to selflessly bear these misfortunes for you!"

"We are all from the Dragon Kingdom, so we should help each other, so let me do it!"

"Don't stop, you are all big brothers, let me do it for the little brother!"

"How happy is life, and why is death so painful? Just let me bear the misfortune for everyone!"

"Made, you are so shameless!"

Seeing these barrages from water friends, Xiao Chu really felt like crying without tears.

You scumbags, it’s okay if you don’t comfort me, but you actually add insult to injury!
Xiao Chu cried sadly and begged Lu Heng: "Old Taoist Master, I really don't want to die alone in the future!"

"I would rather not have four marriages or a dozen girlfriends."

"All I need is a wife and a few children."

"Old Taoist Priest, please do me a favor and help me!"

As a normal person, who would like to be alone in old age and die alone?
As long as he thinks of his miserable future, Xiao Chu can't help but tremble all over.

"Little friend Chu, it's actually not difficult to change the established future!"

"As long as you make changes now, the future will change too!"

Lu Heng had seen Xiao Chu's future and naturally knew what was wrong with this kid.

"Old Taoist Priest, please give me some advice!"

"My brain is like mushy right now and I don't know what to do better."

"Don't worry, I will definitely change myself according to your instructions..."

Xiao Chu replied sincerely.

"Since my little friend has said everything here, let me briefly talk about your shortcomings!"

Lu Heng was quite satisfied with Xiao Chu's statement.

He stroked his long beard gently and said slowly: "First of all, my little friend is too sentimental!"

"Although you in the future won't be able to fall in love with someone you met, it will be similar."

"Your unrestrained love affair has led to the fact that although you have multiple marriages and many girlfriends, you never have a happy love ending."

"My little friend, if you can change your ruthlessness, there will definitely be a better ending in the future."

"Abusive?"

After Xiao Chu heard this, he thought about it carefully, and realized that he actually fell in love with each other.In just two years of college life, he fell in love with eight or nine girls.

Although he hasn't confessed his feelings to these girls yet, it can be seen how weird he is in terms of relationships.

After thinking for a while, Xiao Chu nodded quickly and said, "Old Taoist Priest, don't worry!"

"I will definitely get rid of this amorous habit. I will definitely be single-minded in the future and will not be half-hearted, eating from the basin while looking at the food in the pot!"

"very good!"

Lu Heng nodded and continued: "Secondly, little friend, you should change your current sloppy and lazy habits!"

"In the next two years of college life, sloppiness and laziness have gradually become your habits."

"Even in the next few decades, you will never be able to get rid of these two bad habits."

"In your first marriage, you had a good relationship with your wife, but she couldn't stand your sloppy habits."

"That's why your first marriage ended in failure."

"And in your third marriage, because your wife couldn't stand your laziness, she had many quarrels with you, which eventually ended in divorce."

"If the kid can change his sloppiness and laziness, then the future will definitely be very different."

"Lazy? Sloppy?"

After listening to Lu Heng's words, Xiao Chu looked at the smelly clothes on his bed.

Good guy!
These clothes and pants have not been washed for two or three months.

If it weren't for winter, I'm afraid these clothes and pants would go rancid.

Then, he glanced at the pile of instant noodle bowls under his bed.

This is also the result of several months of accumulation.

Although the trash can is downstairs, he still doesn't bother to go downstairs to throw out the trash.

Then thinking about the three roommates who were unwilling to return to the dormitory, he seemed to understand something.

After listening to Lu Heng's suggestion, the water friends all nodded in agreement.

"Xiao Chu, I'm not telling you that you are too sloppy!"

"Can't you wash those smelly clothes of yours frequently?"

"I can smell something bad through the screen!"

"I've already smelled stinky feet!"

"Don't stay up late reading study materials from now on. I don't know how long it will take to get rid of the pimples on my face."

"The old Taoist priest's advice is very reasonable. Single water friends in the live broadcast room should also learn from it."

"I don't understand why Xiao Chu can find a girlfriend like this."

"Yes! He is lazy and slovenly, but he is still able to marry four times and have more than a dozen girlfriends. Is this justified?"

"It's so unreasonable! Fortunately, he will grow up alone in the future, otherwise, I would be really jealous."

"You said that Xiao Chu's three roommates are looking for girlfriends and don't go back to the dormitory. Is this the reason?"

"Nonsense! Who likes a dormitory that smells like stinky feet?"

“There’s also the rancid smell from clothes that haven’t been washed for a long time, and the smell from garbage that hasn’t been thrown out for a long time!”

"Wipe it! Those stacked instant noodle bowls have green fur on them, so why don't you throw them away?"

"Xiao Chu, try to change it! Brothers can't stand it anymore!"

Seeing the barrage of water friends, Xiao Chu nodded vigorously like a chicken pecking at rice.

He assured with a serious look on his face: "Old Taoist Priest, and the old buddies in the live broadcast room..."

"Don't worry, I will change it now!"

"After the wheat streak is over later, I will do a general cleaning..."

(End of this chapter)