I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 177

Chief director Ye Feng is making final adjustments to various props, lighting, and sound in the recording hall.

And Shen Yi didn't stay idle, and directly took over the work of field control and chatted and interacted with the work on the spot.

After all, they are audiences in Shanghai, and they were the first batch to sign up. Many people actually have a general understanding of the recording of various variety show stars.

The whole field controller went up to tell the audience that you have to keep a happy appearance, you can't play with your mobile phone, and everyone must be more enthusiastic when there is a burden on the stage, and finally recorded a few canned laughter.

If this is the first time for the audience to watch the recording of the show, it may be a little effective and they will actively cooperate, but for the "old Jianghu", it is really not as good as the stars to go up and chat with everyone, take photos, and sign a few names. really.

After all, Huaxia is still a place that pays special attention to human feelings and face. People come here for you, and what they want is to see you, and it is best to have some interaction.

Once you are satisfied with this aspect, the audience will definitely support you if they are happy.

Artists used to say that the audience was their parents, but they really meant it when they said it, unlike now, when they say they are their parents, most of them actually treat the audience as idiots and leeks.

The time was getting closer to the hour, Shen Yi looked at Ye Feng in front of him and gave him an ok gesture, then signed the last audience member and walked to the host waiting area exclusively for him.

And Ye Feng on the other side, seeing that Shen Yi was getting ready, picked up the walkie-talkie and gave the final instructions:

"Everyone is at your place, the show will officially start after a five-second countdown."

"five!"

"Four!"

"three!"

"two!"

"one!"

With the end of the countdown to the last second, the lights on the stage suddenly became brilliant.

The purple-blue flashing lights complemented each other with fiery and enthusiastic voices, and the atmosphere was immediately heightened to the extreme.

"Now let's welcome with——Shen Yi!!!"

"Ooooooooo!!!"

The small foreshadowing made by Shen Yi before and the atmosphere of the scene immediately heated up the whole venue. Everyone didn't use the field control to direct, but swayed their bodies along with the music, cheering and applauding together.

As the door in the middle of the U-shaped auditorium was opened, Shen Yi quickly walked out of it, stretched out his hands and high-fived the audience friends on both sides, and walked towards the stage.

"Please sit down!"

"Thank you, thank you everyone! This is the scene of "Shen Yi Talk Show". I am the host of the show, Shen Yi. Welcome everyone!"

Shen Yi came to the stage with a smile and bowed, the atmosphere at the scene became even more heated in an instant.

"Thank you, thank you... Don't you feel numb in your hands?"

"Not numb!!!"

Some audience members laughed and booed.

Shen Yi: "Ah... If it doesn't feel numb, then continue shooting."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"That's right, it would be even better if everyone can film for four, five, ten minutes. I'll just get off the stage and get paid. It's not easy to do a part-time job on this show." Shen Yi shrugged his shoulders with a smirk.

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience also laughed and booed together, but they all sat down and became quiet slowly.

""Shen Yi Talk Show" is my first time recording a program on Dragon TV today. To be honest, I am still a little nervous."

Shen Yi pointed at the big characters on the back and said in a natural tone.

"I'm nervous. On the one hand, it's because I'm doing a variety show for the first time and I'm still the host. On the other hand, it's because there's... our black DJ brother—BKUT."

The black DJ brother on the side is not very good at Chinese, but following Shen Yi's gestures and hearing his name, he still smiled and greeted the audience and the camera.

"Why are you nervous? I think everyone can tell from the face, it's just too exhausting!"

"Fei Guang???"

The audience in the audience froze for a moment, then looked at the little black brother at the side before suddenly reacting, and burst into laughter immediately!
"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Shen Yi calmly waited for the laughter to subside for a while and then said: "Actually speaking of the black brother, I think we will never avoid a topic that is the difference between China and the West.
"When we Longguo people see foreigners, we really feel that they are all teaching English."

"But what do foreigners think of us? First of all, we are very good at mathematics and table tennis, and secondly, we are very mysterious. Why? Because we have a very interesting profession called fortune-telling."

"Our little black brother believed in this when he first came to Longguo. He went to the master for fortune-telling immediately after getting off the plane, and found an old-fashioned fortune-teller who practiced with his eyes closed. .”

Shen Yi imitated the vague accent of a foreigner and said: "Oh, Dasi, which one should I tell your fortune?"

"The master just said that he was practicing with his eyes closed. When he heard the movement and saw him, his expression changed drastically. He changed his face and said, brother, you...you have a big bloody disaster, and it is you who are in special danger. I might die soon!!!"

"Oh oh oh..."

The audience in the audience listened engrossed for a while, and accidentally made a sound.

At this time, Shen Yi changed his accent and said worriedly: "Sen's life is in danger? Da Si, do you have any basis for this? How did you figure it out?"

Shen Yi, one on the left and one on the right, played the roles of two roles without being obtrusive at all. He switched accents freely, and then turned around and turned into a fortune teller. He stroked his beard triumphantly and said, "Is it worth it, my child? You can see it just by looking at it." !"

"Look at your child's face, your seal is black, and this blackness is spreading to other places!!!"

"puff………………"

"Yintang is black???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Is it contagious even the black ones??? People are black people, hey!!!"

"What a guy, pointing at someone's black skin!"

The audience burst into joy.

After all, the audience in the audience are all from Longguo. Who would not know the fortune-telling routine? This is the most common phrase in movies and TV shows.

But who would have thought that this thing could be linked with black people, especially when everyone saw the confused look of the black brother, they laughed even harder at this time.

Shen Yi said: "In fact, this is not the funniest thing, you know, the funniest thing was that Xiao Hei fell in love some time ago, and found a girl from Longguo, when the two of them just met the man, they had to express something, so Xiao Hei came over Ask me, what gift should this Dongfang give when he is in love."

"I didn't take it seriously when I heard it. It's all about giving flowers, right? What you want in the West is a romantic, romantic range."

"As a result, I only found out later that the guy gave the girl a bright yellow chrysanthemum the next day."

"I guess the girls probably knew that he was a foreigner at the beginning, so they didn't say anything. In the end, the black guy just gave away yellow chrysanthemums for two months, and sometimes he bought such a circle of white chrysanthemums outside. chrysanthemum."

"Puchi..."

There were bursts of chuckles again from the audience. The audience looked at me and I looked at you, with suppressed smiles on their expressions.

Shen Yi's eyes didn't stay on the audience much, but his mind was like a mirror, he could guess the audience's thoughts thoroughly.

A good actor is extremely sensitive to the feedback from the audience off the stage. He can keenly perceive that the audience will chuckle in the foreshadowing stage, and laugh again in the next stage. .

Then, what topic will I use to re-attract the audience's attention and create expectations for the follow-up plot.

Throughout the performance, the actors always lead the audience to feel the jokes one by one with a rhythm half a step ahead of the audience, no more and no less.

Half a step more, the audience will become the actor's self-promotion if they don't keep up.

This is a matter of experience, as well as a matter of talent, and Shen Yi feels that he is quite accurate in this regard.

Shen Yi slowed down for two seconds, and then continued after giving the audience time to react and understand:

"In the end, the girl couldn't bear it anymore, and called me a little embarrassedly, because she knew that he and I were good friends, so she asked me to talk to the black brother."

"The general meaning must be that he should not let him give this flower in the future. It is really too troublesome."

"I thought it was true. You said you took this flower home, right? It's a pity to throw it away. It's also a kind heart, but you said you left it on the table you put... you dare not The fruit you put to eat, the corner of the wall you put...you dare not hang photos on it."

"Hahaha!!!"

There was another chuckle in the auditorium at this time.

Shen Yi: "Since I received the entrustment, I asked Xiao Hei that night with this question in mind."

Shen Yi turned his head and pretended to be puzzled and said:

"Dude, why do you keep giving flowers to your girlfriend like this? The owner of the flower shop...won't he recommend other styles to you?"

"Xiao Hei didn't know what was going on, so he just casually told me that they have other styles, which are very big! There is also a wooden shelf underneath that you can support yourself."

"But when I thought about it...that girl is a living person, right? Since I can hold that kind of gun, there's no need for it, right?"

After Shen Yi finished speaking, he paused for two seconds with a thoughtful expression on his face, and then said in a serious manner: "Brother, let's go to that flower shop together some other day, curiosity is part of it, the main reason is that I think that the audience in that place... ...Maybe it may not be prepared for the living."

"puff……………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Everyone in the auditorium was also full of taste at this time, and everyone covered their mouths and laughed.

"Oh, this buddy is so funny hahaha!" Some audience members laughed.

Below the stage, director Ye Feng smiled happily watching the enthusiastic response from the audience

Shen Yi's performance on the stage continued: "The next day, Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei and I went to that legendary flower shop with my curious girlfriend."

"We will know where to go. The store is very small, and it doesn't even have an official sign. It's just two pieces of cardboard with wreaths and funeral supplies written in black pen."

"Xiao Hei's girlfriend at the side nodded and said humorously, it's pretty good, but luckily you didn't buy clothes for me here."

"Then Xiao Hei said... I want to buy the clothes here, but the boss said that it is enough to have a suit when this thing leaves."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey
A large number of audience couldn't help but burst out laughing again, and they leaned forward and clapped their thighs with joy.

Shen Yi looked at the audience calmly, and he may have been silent for two seconds before continuing to speak: "Okay, anyway, it will be clear after reading this, I said then let's go."

"At this time, Xiao Hei on the side spoke very enthusiastically, since we are all here, let's go in and say hello, and then he took the lead and pulled us into the store, and just said a word."

"Boss, I'm here again, this is my girlfriend, this is my friend..."

Shen Yi looked at the audience seriously and said: "I guess, the boss doesn't care how many years he has been in this industry, it is probably the first time he has met the consignee...he personally came to pick up the package."

"Good guy, I'm not lying to you at all. Originally, the boss was writing elegiac couplets on the white strips of paper on the small table. As soon as Xiao Hei said this... the boss' face changed suddenly. , is whiter than that elegiac couplet, and a word came out trembling from the mouth."

"Sister, didn't you just leave two months ago?"

"Would you say that Xiao Hei's girlfriend is also a wonderful person. Instead of refuting, she smiled and nodded directly."

After Shen Yi finished speaking, he paused for a moment, then smiled and said in a gentle and sinister tone: "Ah, I just came back to take a look and tell you something, the day before yesterday you gave me one less flower .”

"Also, why didn't my flowers send an elegiac couplet???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh shit..."

"Ooooooooo!!!"

"puff………………"

The sudden show broke everyone's waists, and the seeds of comedy that had been accumulated in the hearts of the audience before blossomed in the last sentence.

Regardless of whether they were young people or older middle-aged people, everyone grinned and laughed heartily.

(End of this chapter)