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Chapter 178 Table Tennis

How to say something like a talk show is actually a comedy mode that tests the burden, that is, the creative ability of actors.

Of course, this is not to say that comedy forms such as cross talk and neon comics do not need baggage and creative ability, but that talk shows are especially needed.

Whether it’s domestic traditional cross talk or neon comics, they have developed for a long time and gradually formed many classic works in their own industry as examples, and secondly, it is because they have their own set of basic skills and routines that are more applicable.

The second point is that foreign talk show actors have gradually formed, but the era in which Shen Yi was in China has just begun.

The traditional good cross talk, if you study the structure carefully, you can find that it is like a chocolate, a piece of ice cream is integrated, eat the chocolate skin first, and then eat the cream, just like the foreshadowing of cross talk, three times and four times Shaking, the most delicious chocolate core at the end is the bottom of the cross talk.

And a talk show is like a candied haws. Generally, there are not many links in the middle to form a story. It is just a show composed of words such as right, I heard, and I have a good friend.

Such a set of comedy models that almost focuses on burden and creative ability, in fact, it goes without saying that its advantages and disadvantages are huge.

What are the benefits?Hurry up!

Learn fast!Master it quickly!
Because there are not many systematic techniques at all, as long as you have a talent for comedy and a certain creative ability, you can become a stand-up actor relatively easily.

In fact, although the idea of ​​formulaic cross talk that was ridiculed in "Cross talk has a newcomer" is relatively silly in cross talk, it is actually more applicable in the domestic talk show market.

Almost anyone can become a stand-up show performer. As long as you are given a set of words, don’t be nervous when you go on stage and say them completely. As long as the words are good, the effect will generally not be too bad.

Therefore, the overall proportion of highly educated actors with relatively stronger creative abilities in talk shows will be much higher.

But the disadvantages are also obvious, that is, if there is no good baggage, or it becomes an ultra-strict propositional composition.

When talk show actors lose their biggest weapon of "baggage", their rough acting skills, speaking rhythm, some expressions and smiles will make the whole atmosphere more awkward.

Hmm... I'm talking about Yang Ma's Spring Festival Gala.

And this embarrassing situation is for Wang Zijian of "Tonight's [-]s" and Zhou Coffee of "One Week Libo". In fact, he dared to bet that they would perform much better than them in the same situation.

After all, one of the two has cross talk skills, and the other has Shanghai comic drama skills. Although this skill can't let them talk about shit like books, at least they won't talk about other people's toes on the ground. For details, you can see that the previous Spring Festival Gala was relatively bad. The cross talk, rotten to rotten, but at least he kept his underpants.

It can only be said that at least as far as this group of domestic talk show actors is concerned, it really needs a lot of progress if they want to be on such a big platform, or want to be independent.

In his previous life, Shen Yi did not make any money as a Peking Opera actor. He went to Hengdian as an actor in private to supplement his family income. He went to the student class of Deyun Club when the cross talk was popular, and he played open mic for a year or two when the talk show was popular. , although it has not developed very well,
But it is really because of the many experiences in the previous life that have improved him, and now he is standing on the shoulders of many geniuses and giants to forge Shen Yi today. In fact, both strength and luck are indispensable.

Shen Yi on the stage, as the atmosphere climbed, his performance status became better and better, and he became more and more comfortable.

He took two steps on the stage holding the microphone with a calm face, and after the laughter stopped for a while, he added:
"Anyway, from that day forward I'll never go to buy flowers from Xiao Hei because I haven't seen him. It doesn't matter whether the boss doesn't sell them or if he ran away."

"And for foreigners like Xiao Hei, what they don't understand the most is not the culture of sacrifice, but the culture of modesty."

"For us Longguo people, the first thing that the sage Confucius would pay attention to is that the gentleman is better than the jade, and self-effacing is the only way to stand, right?"

Hearing Shen Yi talk about this matter, the audience in the auditorium also nodded in agreement.

Shen Yi then turned around and said: "But it's different in foreign countries. The emphasis is on individual heroism, labor and capital are the best, and you must know how to show yourself."

"It turned out to be because of this difference. Once I saw such a thing in the fitness center in the downstairs community. At that time, an old man from Longguo came to chat with Xiao Hei. The young man is quite strong, can he play table tennis?"

"Of course it goes without saying, Xiao Hei, yes, what about you, Grandpa?"

"Ah, I can't, but I can play with you. That's right. I had a stroke a while ago, and one arm is not working well. Please bear with me."

Shen Yi continued to play two roles, and with just one left and one right movement, the roles were quickly distinguished.

Let’s not talk about the sacrifice just now, everyone is more familiar with table tennis, the national game of Longguo, this is the first place in the competition every year, the pride of the people of Longguo.

Especially the older spectators sitting in the auditorium were even more interested at this time.

Shen Yi smiled and continued: "On a sunny afternoon, in the fitness center downstairs, Xiao Hei's opponent was a 72-year-old retired old man wearing a hurdling vest and red long johns."

"My friends, during the whole process, Xiao Hei didn't touch the ball, and the old man didn't touch the ball during the whole process."

"It's making the old man sleepy. If it's not a young man, you should pick it up." (#－.－)
"Grandpa, you didn't let me pick it up, it's not that you are moving!" (◎_◎;) dizzy

"The old man is helpless too, it's not a young man, you don't need me to move!" (#－.－)
Shen Yi continued to freely switch between the two roles, his expression was really calm like an old man, not fussy, not bloody, just laying the groundwork and shaking at the end, but the smile really came out.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"well said!!!"

"Cattle!!!"

The audience in the audience immediately rejoiced, although it is said that he did not play table tennis, but just listening to this young man, hey!It's such a sense of substitution, it's nothing to be proud of! ! !

"After the game, I must have exaggerated you, uncle, you are so good at playing table tennis! You can knock him out with a good arm, awesome! But the old man said a word and I went crazy!"

The old man Shen Yixue raised his left hand tremblingly and said helplessly, "Young man...I use the one that doesn't work well."

"puff!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh shit!!!"

"Hahahahahaha! Absolutely, absolutely! Oh, I'm really going to die of joy!"

Turning over and over again, digging out layers of laughter, all the previous foreshadowing broke out at this moment.

All the audience couldn't hold back, and they broke down. All of them laughed out loud, leaned forward and back together, and burst into tears.

The applause was more enthusiastic than before, and the whole recording hall was like thunder in an instant.

(End of this chapter)