I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 179

"It turns out... this is a talk show."

The on-site staff were also watching the recording on the stage while guarding their positions.

In fact, not only the audience, many staff also had disputes about Shen Yi's program before it was broadcast.

The most controversial point is the content of this talk show.

The three most important topics of the talk show are lost: sex, politics, gender, and racial antagonism. In addition, because of the TV station, it cannot be too offensive to many things and groups.

It's like running a race without a leg.

Ever since there was TV, many variety shows that refer to foreign variety shows and basically copy them back to China all failed because they could not adapt to the domestic environment and were not localized enough.

What's more, this kind of "castrated" domestic version of the talk show, no one knew whether it would be successful or not.

You must know that what they are most afraid of is not that some netizens on the Internet questioned the program, saying that the talk show is a complete collection of Internet jokes...

What they are most afraid of is that Shen Yi really directly and completely confirmed the predictions of netizens on the entire Internet jokes collection!
You must know that in this entire variety show team, there are more than ten departments in charge of various types of work, and there are two make-up artists with the least number of people.

But "Shen Yixiu" has only one screenwriter team!Only Shen Yi is alone!

According to the simple statistics of the data group before, the average time of a talk show is about 10 minutes, and the content of 1 minute almost has three to four small burdens or a foreshadowing large burden.

Ordinary laughter can last for five seconds, and even with the most optimistic estimate, Shen Yi played bravely, and the whole show kept laughing, which could reach five minutes long.

After that scene, Shen Yi would have to say he had a hundred small burdens or 25 big burdens?And this requires one person to create with quality and quantity for a week......

Still original!Is this realistic? ? ?
It seemed unrealistic, but Shen Yi did it!
Listen to the enthusiastic laughter in the audience, and feel the corners of your mouth that you can't control, the laughter you can't help!

It is precisely because they are experts that they clearly understand the difficulty of doing this, so all the staff are so shocked at this time.

Super high-quality original text, perfect field control!Perfect stage show!Very distinctive personal charm.

All aspects are played at the highest level, it's amazing! ! !

"Is this Shen Yi? When did comedians become so versatile and amazing???"

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On the fiery stage, as the applause paused, Shen Yi glanced at the time in the audience and was about to start the last performance of the day.

He looked at everyone with a smile and then continued to speak: "Just after another day, Xiao Hei just recovered, and my uncle happened to come over. We had a meal together at noon. At the dinner table, the uncle asked Xiao Hei, Can you swim?"

"Xiao Hei is still the same way I will, how about you?"

"My uncle waved his hand modestly. I can't, but I can play with you."

"Hey hey hey hey..." The people in the audience booed after hearing this sentence.

After watching the audience's more and more enthusiastic interaction, Shen Yi became more and more comfortable, and said in a chatty manner: "Everyone, I really found out, it seems that foreigners and us Longguo people have different standards for judging whether they know it or not. "

"Just like the table tennis champion in the past, when asked by passers-by in daily life if he knows how to play table tennis, they just humbly say yes, or have learned a little bit, right?"

Many people in the audience nodded in agreement.

Shen Yi said: "It seems that for my uncle, if I don't control the water, I don't know how to control it, but for Xiao Hei... as long as I can float up, I can do it. Of course, what I mean is floating up. , it’s not the one that sinks and then floats up, it’s not the one.”

"The two made an appointment to go swimming. Originally Xiao Hei thought he would go to the swimming pool or something, but who knew that the car drove directly to the Yongding River. When the water is five or six meters deep, the two of them went down. After going down, Xiao Hei will still blow."

Shen Yi patted his chest and pretended to be high-spirited and said: "Don't be afraid, old man, I will teach you how to swim breaststroke. The key to this breaststroke is to kick like a frog. After speaking, he began to demonstrate, kicking like a frog in the river like crazy. Ah! It kicked several fish away."

"The aunts and aunts who passed by on the other side walked around here when they were far away, thinking that a dark water monkey came from nowhere and went crazy."

"Xiao Hei just swam like this for a long time and then raised his head. I just swam four or five meters on my side. My uncle has already reached the center of the river and I have to wait for him. I waited until he swam to the center of the river. I was so tired that my calves were throbbing. Waiting for some time to return quickly."

"Who would have thought that my uncle didn't think much about it. He was floating in the middle of the river very relaxed and comfortable. Not only was he floating, but he was also chattering. My brother, the population of this beautiful country of yours has not been too large in the past two years."

"Uncle, if you want to keep chattering, soon there will be fewer people who are going to talk..."

Shen Yi squatted down slowly with a face full of embarrassment, the sound of sinking water imitated was both resembling and special funny.

The audience in the audience laughed and applauded again.

"It was already sinking before I finished speaking, but fortunately, I was dragged back by my uncle, and I began to teach Xiao Hei this knowledge when I came back. I won't, it's modest to play with you, Show respect for each other."

"Although Xiao Hei Neng is usually a bit naive, he still listens to my words, and he has remembered this sentence since then. In the end, there was a coincidence. They happened to see his idol on a big stage in Longguo. The two of them We've met, it's Cheng Long, the best world-class action martial arts star in our Dragon Kingdom."

"Oh oh oh..." The audience in the audience burst into exclamations. Needless to say, Cheng Long's name and the works he released are in Longguo. It also brings together many age groups from childhood to adulthood.

Shen Yi also smiled and said: "We were also very excited about this reaction at the time. We waited for a long time until there was no one around Brother Cheng Long, and then we two walked up together and wanted to have a close relationship with Brother Cheng. film."

"I'm very excited with Wanying Xiaohei. I just thank you for a while, saying that I like you very much, brother. I have watched all your movies and I will imitate all your actions. I really like you very much. After the words were finished, the elder brother was very polite and thanked you."

Shen Yi turned his head and smiled, changed his tone and said, "Ah, thank you, you can imitate many of my movements, so do you know kung fu?"

Shen Yi switched roles again and said: "I won't...but I can play with you!"

"Puchi..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience laughed loudly and applauded vigorously with their hands on their chests.

Shen Yi smiled and said: "Brother Cheng Long looked at Xiao Hei with a smile and said, I have found the reason for the small population of your beautiful country. It really is because you like to play dead."

"Xiao Hei didn't understand the meaning of this sentence, and he turned around and showed off to me. How about brother, can I answer well?"

"I watched him silent for two seconds and said, brother, tell me do you like yellow chrysanthemums, white chrysanthemums or the one with shelves?"

(End of this chapter)