I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 192 Why Are You So Frail? ? ?

"Thank you, everyone, please sit down."

After Shen Yi waved his hand to signal everyone to sit down, today's topic started immediately.

"Before I came here, I actually read some comments on the program on the Internet with the staff of the program group. Many people said that our program is just funny, and it has no depth at all...... So today's program, I Decided to talk about something less in-depth!"

"Hahaha!"

"Yoooooo..."

The audience laughed lightly.

"Of course that's a joke. Those who do content, how can those who do cultural output have no depth at all? As for our topic today, I want to start with a story that everyone knows."

"I think anyone who has gone to school should have heard of this story, whether it's through parents, teachers, or TV. It's about the head hanging from the beam, the needle stabbing the buttocks, and the courage to suffer."

"What do you mean? In ancient times, everything was low-grade, only reading was high. In the morning, he was the farmer, and in the evening, he went to the Tianzitang."

"At that time, there were scholars all over the country, and people all over the country were studying together, and in the end they just competed for two or three places. This is the most serious infighting!"

"So some people can't read well, and what happens if they are under too much pressure? It will lead to self-mutilation! In the end, it becomes this head hanging on the beam, and the awl stabs the butt!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience applauded and laughed continuously.

Shen Yi said: "Of course my explanation may not be very accurate, but anyway, this pressure is really not a good thing."

"It doesn't matter whether it's everyone sitting here or me, including the program team behind and the audience friends in front of the camera, there will be all kinds of pressure, so in this episode of the program, let's talk about "pressure causes of those things. "

As soon as the voice fell, the curtain at the back was raised to reveal a more spacious stage behind, and the audience enthusiastically gave applause and cheers.

Shen Yi waited for the applause to subside before opening his mouth, "Nowadays when people talk about stress, I think everyone usually thinks about things at work, there are brain-dead colleagues, there are brain-dead leaders, but have we ever thought about it? We are not the only ones in society, even children are under a lot of pressure."

"For example, I have some friends who got married early by my side. I sometimes watch what they say to their children. The topics are very boring. Basically, Mom and Dad love you so much. I have enrolled you in hip-hop classes, Mathematical Olympiad classes, swimming classes, Piano class, mom and dad love you so much, you must study hard, you know, and repay mom and dad in the future."

"Of course the children are very sensible, and they nod obediently every time: That's fine, then when you get old, I will also enroll you in street dance classes, Mathematical Olympiad classes, swimming classes, and piano classes."

"We can taste what they said, isn't it just to put pressure on the children in the name of love? But you haven't said this to them, and you have to answer it once you say it-it's not for their good."

"I found that this sentence is like a gold medal for avoiding death for parents. It doesn't matter how much harm it caused, it's okay to say it. Why do you put so much pressure on your children? It's not for their own good."

"Why do you scold the child? It's not for his own good. Why do you beat the child? It's not for his own good. Why do you kill your child??? It's not for their own good..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Good guy or them??? How many children have been beaten?"

"Don't say this is really a lot..."

The audience in the audience burst into laughter, and the voice of discussion was also one after another.

"Really, I've read the news. There was a child who was forced to study by his parents. The pressure was too great. In the end, he saved some money and ordered a car to drive to the orphanage." Shen Yi shrugged and said helplessly.

"Nowadays, because of the Internet, children are really thoughtful and sophisticated. Compared with us, they are really fools. They know how to save money when they run away from home, and they don't know where to go when they run away from home crying? I knew that crying at the door of the house, I would be tired from crying, and my parents at home would lose their anger, and they would be cold if they didn’t eat, so they went home obediently.”

"There is still a relatively big pressure on children now, that is, the country has opened up the second child. One of my buddies is that, there is already one in the family. He is eight or nine years old. He wants to have another one. He went to discuss it with his son."

"The parents gave you a brother and sister, okay? No..."

"Are you worried that mom and dad won't love you after giving birth to younger brothers and sisters? You don't have to worry about that. Mom and dad will still love you like before!"

Shen Yi played two roles by himself, smoothly and naturally, his voice was raised and lowered, even his expression was not neglected, and when he turned around, he had turned into a little boy with his head up:

"I'm not worried about this, I'm worried that you can't afford it."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hee hee hee…………"

The audience laughed loudly and applauded warmly.

Shen Yi: "However, this phenomenon has become different in my family. My parents also asked me this question before. Would those parents give birth to younger brothers and sisters for you? I also answered - no."

"It's not Shen Yi, are you worried that mom and dad won't love you after giving birth to younger siblings? You don't have to worry about that. Even if mom and dad don't give birth to younger siblings, they don't actually love you that much..." (; 一_ one)
"puff…………"

"Good guy!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh, I'm going, it's so funny..."

The burden is the same structure, but after Shen Yi's wonderful performance and "Sheng Fan", he completely achieved the effect of one plus one being greater than two, and the whole scene burst into laughter.

And at this moment in Shen Yi's home...

Seeing this, Shen's mother slapped Shen's father hard.

"Hey, what are you doing???" Father Shen asked with question marks inexplicably.

"Didn't it happen so long ago? How could you say such things to your child???" Shen's mother was furious and fierce.

"No...I'll go! It's not whether you have comedic talent, it's a joke! A joke! It's not true!" Father Shen said with black lines all over his head.

"Ah? Really??? Didn't you say that to Shen Yi when I was not at home that day???"

"I...I'm crazy to say this! Change the channel! I will definitely not watch this with someone who has no sense of comedy like you. I am so tired!"

"I used to be clamoring every night that my body was tired, but now I'm tired of my heart. If it weren't for you not giving it to you, we would have had a second child. Why are you so weak???"

"…………"

(End of this chapter)