I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 193 Are You Strong?

On the stage, Shen Yi said proudly: "Actually, there are many people in the society who only think about success. Like me, I am a relatively successful person now! I can be regarded as a big star!"

"Heh heh heh..."

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahaha!"

There were boos from the audience.

However, Shen Yi still looked puzzled, blinking his big eyes in confusion and looking at the audience, "No... Isn't this a joke?"

"puff…………"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience burst into laughter all of a sudden!

"Okay, okay, I don't care if you guys continue talking, anyway, I'm a relatively successful person now! I can be regarded as a big star! Many people will ask me to help them make choices." Shen Yi waved his hand continue.

"For example, a friend came to me a few days ago and asked me, Mr. Shen Yi, Mr. Shen Yi, my child is now divided into classes. Would you like to enroll him in liberal arts? Or in science?"

"We all know this kind of thing. It has to respect the child's decision, which is determined according to his specialty, so I kept silent until the end. If you have to ask me, I really like leopard print..."(〃ω)
The audience at the scene was stunned for a moment, and it took several seconds to understand what it meant.

Anyway, there is no regulation to deduct money for playing homophonic meme now! ! !

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"God damn leopard print! Did someone ask you this???"

"Hahaha I like black silk!"

"I like Baisi!"

"I like bare feet!"

"I love fishnets!"

The old driver in the audience was instantly inspired by this topic, and the audience became lively.

Some of the female audience members who were cheerful just rolled their eyes helplessly at the people around them, while those who were a bit shy covered their mouths and sniggered while silently retracting their long legs, trying to hide them.

"When I was young, everyone wanted to grow up, to go to work, earn money and spend it on my own. Now that I think about it, I was so stupid."

"To be honest, for adults, maybe 80.00% of the pain and stress in life comes from going to work, but if you don't go to work? Then 100% of the pain and stress comes from not having money, so in fact, most people I chose to go to work between having no money and going to work."

"I actually went to work before I became a star. When I first graduated, which famous director's work did this classmate participate in, and which major theater troupe did this classmate practice for? The film critics just walked out of the campus."

Shen Yi watched the audience's reaction at any time and adjusted his rhythm, speaking speed, and topic.

"At that time, the recruitment profiles of various companies were exciting, but they gave you a base salary of [-] yuan on paper, and gave you a basic salary with no responsibility face to face, and HR had to let you understand that although our company has no connections, no background, There is no five social insurance and one housing fund, and no labor contract, but let’s not talk about it! Our company still has a bright future!"

"Hahahahaha!!! Leaving aside these things..."

"Laughing out loud!"

"Real! This is so real haha!"

The audience burst into tears of joy, it really highlighted a resonance, and the whole thing was full!

"That's all right! After all, regardless of everything else, I really had no money at the time."

Shen Yi shrugged and continued.

"When I went to work, I really felt full of complaints. I felt emotional at the time. I really worry about working every year. I work overtime every year like a monkey. I don’t get paid for overtime. There is no reason to be scolded every day. It’s hard work. The wages are low, and tmd will not approve the leave if something happens."

"And the most important thing is the meeting! Especially the morning meeting on Monday, getting up early to go to work, the mood is really heavier than going to the grave!"

Shen Yi shook his head with a helpless expression, while the audience below nodded in agreement.

"The most important thing is that the leader really doesn't have any content. To put it bluntly, he is just a chicken blood, shouting slogans, drawing cakes like what he often said... What can I get, what can you all get? ? ?”

"Didn't everyone hear that this is a human language???" Shen Yi looked at the audience and said angrily.

"The car is Audi A8, the house is [-] square meters, and the beautiful wife is laying on the bed... Isn't it that you don't get enough??? We still have nothing, brother!!!" (▼皮▼#) (▼皮▼#)(▼皮▼#)
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience in the audience leaned forward and back together with joy, and the applause almost blasted the roof of the studio away.

"Otherwise there are still others who are pitiful." Shen Yi quietly waited for the voice to subside before continuing.

"Oh, you don't know how hard I have worked behind the scenes..."

"It's strange if it's not me. Can't this boss give in front of his employees? What kind of tricks are you always doing behind our backs? Isn't there something shameful about this???"

"Every day when the secretary goes to the office, he starts to work hard. I don't see how many copies of the secretary's documents. The OL suit is more expensive than the other, and the sex is more sexy than the other."

"Heh heh heh..."

The booing sound of the old driver who knew everything was heard again from the audience.

"When there is a lot of pressure, then something naturally comes into being, and that is the way to decompress."

"For example, when I had some works just now, when there were relatively few fans, I actually liked the interaction with fans. We still have some fan groups. Many of them fell in love with me because they felt that my works were very happy and relieved pressure. of."

"Of course, this is only a minority. For girls, most of the ways to relieve stress are shopping or eating, while for boys, most of them are playing games."

"But everyone, have you discovered it now? Now this way of decompression has gradually become a source of stress. I often encounter this. Sometimes I am tired after a day of work and come back to play games for leisure."

"From the beginning of the selection, those teammates have never stopped typing. He denied my views on the lineup, questioned my understanding of the version, questioned me, doubted me, and trampled me from the height of a professional team."

"I was so surprised that I went out to check my rank. It was clearly silver three. I almost thought I was playing in the national finals now."

"To be honest, for us at an age where children are called uncles, I think everyone plays games not to win, but to simply relax and enjoy the game time."

"However, the wild king on the opposite side killed me more than 20 times just to win the happiness of my assistant sister. He performed all kinds of cool operations to jump over the tower to kill me alone, and even danced on my corpse. And you must know that the most terrifying thing at this time is not the opponent. It's your teammates."

"When you see him go home and don't move, you know that the last bit of joy in this game is gone. He just questioned you before, but now he insults you. Everyone knows that when you die for more than 20 years in e-sports After this time, he will deprive you of the human rights granted to you by the national law, the typing speed of the good guy, I haven’t finished the first line, and my teammates have already started to write the beginning of the second natural paragraph.”

(End of this chapter)