I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 194 Hilarious scene (four thousand chapters)
"And really, when I can see that he has more than three typos in a natural paragraph, in fact, you can no longer reason with him. It doesn't matter whether the other side is a power leveling player, or whether you are revenge on the society. , anyway, he is going to start revenge on society."

"To be honest, even when my scores in the college entrance examination were so low that it was almost lowering the school's average, I didn't feel that much pressure. Even so, it was impossible for the principal and teachers to say something like xx exploded."

"And don't forget it's just typing, like now" Many games already have a team voice mode, which is even worse, as soon as you turn on the microphone, you can hear that they are in a hurry but have a small vocabulary, and then they are in a hurry look, and don't try to reason with them at this time, the end result is often that the other party uses your accent to start a low-level regional attack. "

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Heh heh heh..."

The male audience in the audience can obviously empathize with it, but it seems that the female audience feels more ordinary.

And Shen Yi also clearly felt this, and immediately finished this paragraph and started a new topic.

"I want to hear this. Some girls may think it's ridiculous. You boys are just boring. You can fight like this in a game. Boys, right?"

Following Shen Yi's question, some female audience members nodded in agreement.

"In fact, many girls have this kind of thinking, but have you ever thought about it? In fact, many ways for girls to relieve stress, such as eating, shopping, traveling, and even watching Moments are actually more stressful and costly?"

"Girls actually like to make comparisons more, and this comparison can be about anything, as small as whose makeup is more exquisite today, as big as what car they drive and what house they live in. The most exaggerated thing is that once I participated in At a girl's party, several married young women will talk about comparing the time and size of their husbands together??! When the girls make comparisons, the pressure is back on the boys again!" (;[-]_[-])
"Heh heh heh..."

The audience booed accordingly.

"Why did they take you to the married party???"

Behind the auditorium, a bald man said loudly.

Straightforward and straightforward, straight to the point!

"puff………………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Yeah! Why did you go to the young women's party???"

This joke is just generally funny, but with the blessing of gossip at this time, it really becomes extremely interesting.

Shen Yi tidied up the collar of his suit proudly and said: "You don't know my audience after seeing it. It's true that since the performance of "The Temptation of Going Home", I have been given a nickname on the Internet - young middle-aged woman idol!!!”

"Woooooooooo..." The overwhelming booing sounded again from the auditorium.

"Girls really like to compare. Just say eating, you can afford Malatang. Do you see that people don't feel pressured to fish in Haidilao every day?"

"When you go shopping, you go to the Kyoto Zoo to buy wholesale. Can you not feel pressured when they go to Sanlitun every day? Of course, you don't have to go shopping. Isn't it the same to buy online?"

"No, it's really different!" Shen Yi asked himself and answered.

"The current advertising on the Internet really brings marketing and shopping psychology to the extreme. How many people can understand what deposit inflation, member points, member red envelopes, and cross-store full discounts are on online shopping platforms? Good guy, I looked around, and every one of them is saying that they have the lowest price on the whole network, and they are selling at a loss, as if they are treating people as second-best."

"No matter how much the merchant loses, no matter how much the platform loses, even the sales are losing money, I really don't understand, I made money after cooperating for a long time??? Then why did I lose all my money??? Who earned it???"

"Hahaha!!!"

"it is good!!!"

There was constant applause from the audience.

Shen Yi: "There is also the decompression method that everyone loves now. For example, travel, I really sometimes feel emotional, why are these people so rich? It's like not having to go to work. Traveling every now and then, I always I was curious at first, but then I just wondered? These people don’t seem to be rich, these people don’t seem to have a home???”

"We don't need to say once a week or a month like others. You travel once a year. Open the ticketing software and see the price. Are you not stressed? Good guy, I have to pay for the airport construction fee."

"Of course, because of this, a type of travel blogger has emerged on the Internet to help people like us find cheap and cost-effective travel alternative cities."

"For example, don't go to Sanya, go to Nan'ao Island, don't go to Qingdao, go to Chaozhou, and there is the cheapest one, say don't go to Tibet, spend 5 cents to buy a plastic bag, as long as you put it on for [-] minutes, you will have altitude sickness !"

"Hahaha!!!"

There were bursts of chuckles from the audience.

Shen Yi slammed his fist on his hand and said with surprise on his face:

"Good guy! I said this method is good! This is much faster than the plane, and we can even extend it and think about it. If the plastic bag is put on the head for half an hour, if we are lucky, it will be in the Children's Hospital of Tibet Province. It's showing up in the delivery room!"

"The delivery room of the Children's Hospital...Pfft! Co-authored and directly reincarnated hahahahaha!"

"Heh heh heh..."

"Oh, I'm going, I burst out laughing!"

"Half an hour, wouldn't you be dead hahaha!"

"quite funny!"

The audience in the audience couldn't hold back, and they leaned forward and back together with joy, and their stomachs hurt from laughing.

"Maybe even if you are lucky, you can also be reincarnated into that rich man's family!"

Shen Yi smiled and said: "In today's society, I think everyone can feel that the importance we attach to money, the worship of money has almost reached a peak."

"Why? The only way to solve worries is to get rich, right? Of course, money is not everything, but money can almost solve 90.00% of the troubles, so what is the ideal that everyone is pursuing as a migrant worker? Freedom of wealth! Retire early! But is this easy to do? It’s not easy at all, it’s very difficult!”

"Many people actually talk about wealth freedom and early retirement, but most of them don't have an accurate concept, but I have really calculated this matter."

"When I first became an actor, I was very lucky in the first play. I replaced a big brother of our Kongzheng Art Troupe and participated in "The Story of the Cooking Class". Everyone knows that I played Xiaohu in it. ?”

"Know!"

"know."

The audience in the audience nodded slightly, obviously most of them knew part of Shen Yi's previous history.

After all, no matter what, what kind of star is Shen Yi now? He is only a new actor who has been in the industry for more than three years, and his work has only been two or three years old. Most of the audience are still very impressed.

"After the filming of the film was more popular and the response was good, it actually made a lot of money. The performance fee of a film plus the follow-up miscellaneous income, in the end, it looked like a little over 100 million in my hands. .”

"100 million, everyone, that was a huge sum of money to me at the time! I immediately calculated the account. At that time, the bank deposit interest rate I checked was generally 3-5 per annum, and the annual interest of 1 yuan was 300-500- 100 yuan, 30000 million yuan, the annual interest is 50000-2500 yuan, and the average monthly interest is 4160-[-] yuan, which is obviously not enough, right? "

"Um…………"

"Yes!"

The audience nodded in agreement.

"To tell you the truth, our family is actually a family of investors. My dad quit his job outside when he was six years old and devoted himself to stock trading. Although our family can't be said to be wealthy, we are still a little insolvent. .”

Shen Yi (; one_one)
"Hahaha!!!"

"Heh heh heh..."

The audience burst into laughter and applauded warmly.

"So my later decision is easy to understand! My plan is to use this 100 million deposit to speculate in stocks, and then within a year, I will truly realize the freedom of wealth and realize my ultimate goal-buying in Shanghai or Kyoto. It has two bedrooms and one living room!"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Good guy, this is even mocking the house price!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, just our house... how many times 100 million can buy a two-bedroom and one living room!"

"Yeah, it's difficult..."

The audience in the audience laughed out loud, who has not experienced the history of blood and tears in stocks and housing prices.

"Of course, I also know that this ultimate goal is difficult, but I was very confident about this at the time, because on the first day of my stock trading, the first stock I bought rose sharply. On the first day, I I made twenty-five thousand! The next day I made eighty thousand!"

"Ooooooooo!!!"

"Wow wow wow..."

When the audience who were waiting to see the joke heard the benefit, they couldn't help but gasp in amazement.

"Envy me haha!" ~(￣▽￣～)~
"You know, when a person can get one hundred and five thousand in two days without paying any price, you don't think it's luck, you just think it's going to be your future life Normal in China!"

"Every day in the future, I will only make more money than the previous day, with an annualized rate of return of [-]%. I will be the king of trading. The legend of A-shares, retail investors worship me, and institutions target me. The China Securities Regulatory Commission is investigating me! But they won’t find anything against me, I will hide in the mountains with a huge amount of assets, and only leave eight typos to this bloody secondary market——Buffett is like that!” ╮(￣▽￣)╭

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience slapped their hands red, and they were struggling to breathe from laughing, but they still couldn't help laughing out loud.

"The above is a little bit of experience and experience since I have been engaged in stock trading for two days."

Shen Yi's face was calm with somewhat irrepressible pride and a smile, but if there were no accidents, there would be accidents.

"So when I lost [-] on the third day and [-] on the fourth day, my mentality fluctuated a little..."

I originally thought that I was an aggressive investor who pursued high risks and high returns, but now I realize that I am the kind of retail investor who wants high returns but also does not want a little loss of principal! "

"The most commendable thing among our retail investors is that we have a high spirit and a bad mentality, so please don't mention stop losses to me. I just like Stud!"

"Really everyone, have you ever lost half a year's savings? Or another question... Have your hearts died?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Dead!"

"Dead!"

The audience in the audience clapped wildly and burst into laughter, quite a kind of "happiness" of the same fallen people in the world.

Happy...Wait, why is it happy? ? ?It's fun to have a fart! ! !
But... can't stop! ! !

"Really, I didn't eat or drink for a few days. I just looked out the window quietly. I didn't tell my family that I traded in stocks. They just thought I had an unforgettable love. My mother was terrified."

"One day, come to my room to persuade me, child, you have to be more open. If you really can't make it through, you can't help me talk to her! Shen Yi, tell me, what is the girl's name?"

Shen Yi raised his head and closed his eyes, feeling nothing more sad than heartbroken, it took a long while before he spoke weakly: "600759..."

"My dad said you bought it too!!!"

The audience burst into laughter.

"In the end, when I returned to Kyoto after my vacation, my 100 million was only 12. To be honest, I really thought about many ways to get back my capital, but... most of them are not legal."

Shen Yi shrugged his shoulders and said: "Finally I figured it out, I still have to make movies, so now everyone can see that I have produced so many good works...... I really don't thank anyone, I only thank it—— 600759!"

"I haven't taken the 12 until now. I want to use it to remind me of my youthful vigor and my innocence. At the same time, I also hope that it will still be 12 when it comes back..."

(End of this chapter)