I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 2 The Great Interview Crisis

Avoiding the rush hours in the morning and evening in Kyoto, the subway at one o'clock in the afternoon is very spacious.

There are relatively few people getting on and off the bus, most of them are elderly people and children in the city, and their expressions reveal a trace of comfort that is rarely seen in this rapidly developing city.

Shen Yi held the bracelet and stood quietly, feeling the slight shaking and the sound of the tracks inside the carriage, couldn't help but yawned, he woke up a little early in the morning, so he was indeed a little sleepy...

"There are so many places to sit, why are you standing?" Yu Nian patted the empty seat beside him and wondered.

"Nonsense... You don't know that I just had hemorrhoid surgery? Sitting down is better than standing up."

Shen Yi rolled his eyes and didn't have a good airway. Although it has been a few days since he was discharged from the hospital after the operation, it is not a big problem to walk normally.

But it is still a big problem for him to sit down normally.

"Such a plot, the same interview, and the same surgery, yet somehow match up..."

"Good guy, is it possible that I am Shen Teng from the parallel world??? But I look more like Yang Yang!"

Silently flipping through various star news on the phone, even though it has been a long time since time travel, Shen Yi still can't believe that the comedy culture in this parallel world is so bad every time he sees the same or different things from his previous life. so much.

Zhou Xingxing, Wulitou?No!Sketch One Chen Er Zhao?No!The four major clubs of comedy, Benshan, Deyun, Twist, and Big Bowl, are all absent!
In the film and television industry, there are domestic thrillers next door. Although real ghosts cannot appear due to policy reasons, at least they can rely on a few naked big-breasted sisters to mix up the box office.

Comedy movies, on the other hand, seem to have completely become a cultural desert.

I have to say that for an avid comedy lover like him, this is really a world where opportunities and pressures coexist.

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After sitting like this for more than half an hour, the subway arrived at the station, and the two of them followed the mobile phone navigation and walked into the air administration gate.

Before they reached the door, they could already see interview actors in casual clothes.

Air Administration—the full name is the Art Troupe of the Political Department of the Air Force. It is a team with a high reputation and status in the military art troupe.

He is different from other army art troupes, mainly composed of song and dance actors. This is the only art troupe in the army that can gain a foothold in the film and television industry.

For example, Wang Xueqi, an old drama player who has participated in "Yellow Earth" and "Mei Lanfang", as well as Hong Jiantao, Gao Yalin, Niu Li, etc. are all actors of the Air Force.

Therefore, the dramas, film and television production and training experience of this art troupe are particularly outstanding, not to mention that the actors admitted here can also get career editor treatment, and have the opportunity to become military officers in the future.

Not only for military art, but also for the film and television majors of the first-line art schools in the country, such as Dragon Opera, Emperor Film, Shanghai Opera, etc., this Air Force Art Troupe has a strong attraction.

"What should we do? So many people... Can we do these two dishes?"

Looking at the scene where thousands of troops and horses crossed the single-plank bridge, Shen Yi squinted his eyes and looked back at Yu Nian.

As expected, different from the excitement before, Yu Nian also showed a bit more fear at this time.

"It's coming...you have to try it." Looking at the handsome men and women coming and going, Yu Nian sighed reluctantly.

"If you have decided, let's go and line up early. If you are lucky, you may be able to end the battle before dinner today."

Shen Yi smiled and patted Yu Nian on the shoulder to encourage him.

Yu Nian nodded and walked towards the queue, and suddenly turned around and asked curiously: "Hey, Shen Yi, why aren't you excited at all for such a good opportunity to come to the air administration for an interview? Could it be that you are really not excited at all?"

"I'm excited and heartbroken, but always prepare for the worst, lower your expectations, you'll be happier after this, but you won't be too disappointed." Shen Yi shrugged.

It was actually quite early when the two of them arrived, but they still followed the crowd, and after waiting for nearly three hours, they finally reached the front.

"Come on, let's go in here! After you go in, the staff will take you to make up, and the actors who bring their props will pack up by themselves. We are not responsible for packing up."

A middle-aged man with thinning hair in front counted them towards this side, and stopped just behind Shen Yi and Yu Nian, and spoke loudly to the people in front.

Shen Yi and Yu Nian exchanged glances, and they couldn't help feeling lucky.

Immediately following the front team, finally walked into the professional and modern theater of air administration.

A group of people entered the backstage around the corner, and the quite spacious place was slightly crowded with the influx of dozens of people.

The makeup artist inside looks like he is in his 30s or [-]s, and he is busy with it.

Because they were the last to come in, the order of make-up was naturally the last. Before it was their turn, the two of them had to lean against a corner not far away to rest for a while.

After a while, a neutral voice caught the attention of the two of them.
"I'm sorry, I'm used to painting the makeup on my face myself, and I'm not used to these cosmetics..."

The two looked up, and it turned out to be a man with dyed blue-gray hair and "gorgeous" clothes. At this moment, he was frowning, looking at the tools in the hands of the makeup artist with some distaste.

"Then it's up to you." The makeup artist lady smiled, and then called the next one.

The man with blue-gray hair obviously didn't think it was a big deal, and waited for a while and followed the staff to go outside for an interview.

However, after that person walked away, Shen Yi could clearly hear the make-up artist's sister casually complaining in a low voice: "Oh, going out is also eliminated..."

Although the voice was low, people around could still hear it, but they just laughed it off, thinking it was just the makeup artist venting their dissatisfaction.

Only Shen Yi's mind was moved, he touched Yu Nian with his shoulder and said: "It's expensive to order five cups of milk tea on the delivery software, so hurry up if you need it urgently!"

"Huh? Oh..."

After several years of getting along in the dormitory, Yu Nian knew that Shen Yi always had good ideas in his head, so he immediately took out his mobile phone and started to operate without any doubt.

The nearest one for takeaway, the milk tea didn't take long to arrive.

After answering the phone and bringing back the milk tea, Shen Yi took out two of the cups and shared them with Yu Nian first.

Yu Nian didn't know why, and didn't understand what Shen Yi was going to do at all, so he watched silently while drinking milk tea.

Gradually, the number of students lining up at the front decreased, and finally it was Shen Yi's turn at the front.

In Yu Nian's surprised eyes, Shen Yi walked over with a smile, and politely handed three cups of milk tea to the three makeup artist sisters in front, saying:
"Three makeup teachers, you have worked hard. We just went out to buy something to drink when we were thirsty. By the way, I also bought a drink for you."

The three makeup artist sisters were surprised for a while, and after realizing it, they politely refused again and again, but they quickly put it away under Shen Yi's enthusiasm.

A cup of milk tea is not expensive, but this kind of heart made the young lady makeup artist have a good impression of Shen Yi.

I originally put on makeup for others hastily for three or four minutes, but this time it took a full seven or eight minutes to obviously take it seriously.

Originally, Shen Yi's background was good, and with such careful handling, he was naturally more handsome.

Shen Yi, who hadn't spoken before, nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Please excuse me, makeup teacher, the makeup is really good!"

"Where is it, this is what I should do!" The makeup artist lady also said politely with a smile, two shallow dimples appeared on her round face.

"No, the main reason is that your level is high. The person who didn't let you become pure just now was just out of his wits, and he deserves to be eliminated just because of his IQ." Shen Yi smiled and mentioned a sentence pretending to be unintentional.

"Hi! You misunderstood me. I'm not such a stingy person. I said he was eliminated because of the interviewing teacher."

The makeup artist lady thought that Shen Yi had misunderstood, so she waved her hands and explained casually.

"Oh? What happened to the interview teacher?" Shen Yi asked curiously.

The make-up artist said in a low voice: "The examiner for this interview is Mr. Han Hong, the deputy head of the air administration. I heard that she participated in a variety show some time ago, and was very angry by the students interviewed there. "

"Before this interview, she said that all those vases that are neither male nor female, delicate and artificial, and have no real skills will be eliminated!"

"So didn't you see that I made you lighter and more heroic? To be honest, brother, you look so handsome... In fact, it's a bit of a disadvantage."

Shen Yi felt a chill in his heart. Although this world does not have the pioneers of sketches like Chen Zhu, but because of the development of film and television, the concept of sketches appeared very quickly.

This time, the air administration is recruiting students majoring in film and television performances, so the content of the interview is naturally a sketch performance.

But by coincidence, the skit prepared by Shen Yi and Yu Nian this time was inspired by Bangzi Variety Show and Jia Ling's "Goddess Woman".

After Shen Yi adapted from the memories of his previous life, he re-launched an original sketch from handsome and ugly.

During the three-year acting course at the school, the two of them had already mastered the whole sequence very well, and the response and effect were also very good. Naturally, they wanted to save some effort and use it directly for the interview.

Although you can't talk about Jiaorou's pretentiousness, it's too normal for the sketch to be exaggerated. If you don't know it and act it, you will really hit the minefield of the interview teacher!
(End of this chapter)