I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 3

"Shen Yi..." Yu Nian turned his head to look at Shen Yi, realizing the seriousness of the matter for the first time.

"Don't panic...don't panic, I'll think about it!" Shen Yi swept forward to the students who were waiting for the performance.

There are two more groups!In addition, the group that is performing now has just entered for a few minutes.

A piece of academic essay generally has more content, is well laid out, has a beginning and an end, plus some burdens, sublimated themes, etc., and it takes at least 10 minutes or more.

It is conservatively estimated that when it is their turn, it will take at least 25 to 10 minutes. If we change the content now... Maybe it will be too late!

Shen Yi's heart stabilized, and he quickly began to search for the sketch memories of his previous life...

"Two men, no props to cooperate with, easy to use, and can't play the vulgar taste of beauty and ugliness... Wait! Maybe those two can do it!"

Shen Yi searched through the characteristics little by little, and immediately thought of classic works such as "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role" and "Eating Noodles" by Chen Zhu, the king of sketches.

However, at the next moment, Shen Yi shook his head and decided to give up.

I have seen this sketch dozens of times since I was a child, and it is not difficult to reproduce Zhu Shimao's character.

But... Although Yu Nian's image is also exceptionally brilliant and can match it, it's just an image.

In just half an hour, it is as difficult as heaven for him to fully comprehend the wonderful and unique performance of Teacher Chen Peisi.

You must know that although there is no intention to belittle Zhu Shimao, no matter which one is in the sketch of these two people, the large lines, rhythm control and baggage excavation are all dominated by Chen.

It can only be dominated by myself...... Han Hong, talent show......

Lightning flashed in Shen Yi's heart, and he suddenly thought of an excellent work. The most important thing was that both he and Yu Nian happened to have a good background in the elements of this work.

"Yu Nian! Can Peking Opera still work?"

"Peking opera??? The talent show is not bad, but now we need to make sketches!" Yu Nian saw Shen Yi holding back such a sentence after thinking for a long time, and was so anxious that he almost went crazy.

"What I'm talking about is sketches! I'll hook your face and tell you the flow of the lines!" Shen Yi slapped his thigh, and directly pushed Yu Nian onto the chair.

After politely borrowing a few colors of paint from the make-up artist, she held a make-up brush to Yu Nian's face and got busy!
"Hey, let's talk about it first, can this work? If it doesn't work, let's use the original one, at least we won't die on the stage!" Yu Nian didn't dare to move while sitting on the chair, but he could still open his mouth. .

Shen Yi focused on two things, kept the eyebrow pencil in his hand, and began to quickly retell the plot to Yu Nian:
"No problem, the new one is definitely better than the old one. Listen carefully to me. This skit is a time-travel drama. It means that I traveled to a young age when I was drafting, and I met a young me, which is the character you played...... "

"That's not right. I look like you when you were young. I played your father in school."

"Nonsense! Otherwise, why would I hook your face! You won't be able to see it if you paint it on!"

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At this time, on the stage in the theater, the performance was still going on, and it was a sketch by a student with blue-gray hair and a beautiful girl.

But just four or five minutes into the performance, the interview teacher Han Hong called a stop:
"Stop, stop, stop! You can stop, isn't your bangs your life? You have touched it a few times in the first few minutes of the sketch, do you know that this will make a play!"

"Okay, let's go to the next group!"

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"It's all right, kids, don't worry about me. In fact, I'm pretending to be sick. I just want you to come back and see me. The whole family...have a reunion dinner together!"

"Father, we are not leaving! We will stay with you..."

“Dumpling smash!!!”

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"The subject matter of the skit is very vulgar, and to be honest, it is very lacking in new ideas."

At this time, the interview teacher next to Han Hong, actor Gao Yalin also commented slightly disappointed.

"I agree with Mr. Gao's point of view."

Another interview teacher named Lu Xiaotao also echoed:
"And there is another very important issue, that is, you did not make eye contact during the whole performance, but just said lines and answered words in a very formulaic way."

"Do you understand the seriousness of this problem in film and television performances?"

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The skit shows followed one after another, but the air pressure in the entire theater was getting lower and lower.

The employees of the Air Force Art Troupe who volunteered to be the audience are already in different forms at this time, and they can do everything.

As for the three teachers who were interviewed led by Han Hong, they were the ones who deserved foreheads, the ones who deserved black faces, and their dissatisfaction was palpable.

"Why are they all students from top art schools..."

"In the past few years, the entertainment industry has really completely become an era where traffic is king, and random flowers are becoming more and more charming. Even the students in the academy have become so impetuous."

Han Hong sighed softly and said in a low voice.

Lu Xiaotao looked back at Gao Yalin and said, "How about Lao Gao, have you seen a relatively suitable actor?"

"No... There are a lot of them with good looks, but what we want to shoot is military subjects after all. This one has a bit of military temperament, let's take a look."

Gao Yalin shook his head helplessly, feeling very depressed in his heart.

In addition to his job as an interview teacher this time, he actually has a very important task.

The script of the new play "The Story of the Cooking Class" that the Air Force is preparing for this year has already decided on the actors during the writing process.

Hong Jiantao plays the squad leader Pang Hong, his deputy squad leader Lao Gao, Zhou Xiaobin's Da Zhou, Mao Haier's Xiao Mao and so on.

In the end, due to his own reasons, he gave up participating in the show, and temporarily replaced the role of Lao Gao, the deputy squad leader, with the actor Fan Ming.

However, his role is easier to solve, but Hu Yajie, who plays Shuaihu in it, really made it difficult for the director and screenwriter because of the schedule problem.

There are a lot of good actors in the Air Administration, but there are really no ones who are in their 30s and [-]s and have a good-looking image.

After all, handsome and handsome, at least he has to be handsome first!The image of a soldier with an ordinary appearance, a handsome beard and a bit of a smug look is naturally untenable.

And just when the three interview teachers were chatting about these few words, the theater stage was cleaned up, and the host also stepped onto the stage to announce the curtain:

"Please invite the next group of contestants to bring their works, sketches - "Ten Years of Achievement in the Stage"!
The host is off.

Under the surprised eyes of everyone, the curtain on the stage was not opened.

But at an unknown time later, the sound of gongs, drums and string accompaniment has already sounded...

Han Hong was startled and said, "This is... Peking Opera???"

"Peking opera?" Gao Yalin was stunned.

"That's right, it's definitely Peking Opera!" As a professional singer, coupled with her background in family and traditional arts, Han Hong said with absolute certainty just after listening to it.

With all eyes gathered, Shen Yi stepped onto the stage from the entrance of the stage, and Gao Yalin's eyes lit up with just one glance.

"Hey... what a handsome guy!"

　Because of the author's question in advance, the book is a parallel entertainment. Due to the slow development of comedy in the film and television industry, the appearance of many comedy works will be delayed and disrupted. around 2003
　　
　
(End of this chapter)