I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 204 "Fantasy Homeland"

"Mr. Shen Yi, it's time to prepare for your program."

"Hey, let's go."

Looking at the staff outside the door, Shen Yi agreed and took the lead out of the lounge.

With the end of another piece of anti-fake news in the news, the TV screen has turned to the center of the stage.

The subtitle in the lower left corner appeared: "Fantasy Homeland" performers: Shen Yi, Ma Li, Yu Nian.

Screenwriter: Shen Yi.

"coming!!!"

Seeing the familiar name, the spirits of all the viewers who followed the show were lifted.

"After waiting for more than an hour, it finally came!"

"You must not lose the chain when you are on Yangma..."

Everyone is silently looking forward to...

"Dinglingling....jinglingling....jinglingling..."

After the ear-piercing phone rang for a while, a rustic-looking girl in a pink professional dress and glasses came out with small steps in high heels.

As soon as he appeared on the stage, he received a lot of applause.

What is the popularity of the audience, this is called the popularity of the audience.

Because everyone knows that if you appear, there will be good works, and they like you, so they applaud you.

This is the greatest encouragement and affirmation, but also the greatest pressure, and this kind of the most authentic feedback and trust in comedians is hard to come by, which means that when you start.

There are already countless audiences ready to laugh, ready to be made laugh by you.

And when one day your work is no longer funny, perfunctory, and really disappoints the audience, then it will be very difficult to gain such trust......

"Hello, this is the sales office of Dream Home, and I'm Miss Ma."

"I'm Mr. Zhang, and I'm seriously warning you!"

"why?"

"Did you have any results during the two-month trial period? Have you ever sold a house? If you can't sell another house before get off work today, get out!"

"why?"

"Ask yourself!"

"Why... why..."

"Hahaha!"

There were bursts of chuckles from the audience, amused by Ma Li's somewhat contrived baby voice.

"anyone there?"

"Hello, this is Miss Ma."

"You don't come here! I am the owner, and your house has serious quality problems!"

"Ooooooooo!!!"

The audience applauded enthusiastically. Seeing Shen Yi who was wearing a waterproof coat and holding an umbrella on the stage, just seeing someone, he received the sum of the cheers and applause of all the previous skits.

Seeing that the moment Shen Yi came on stage, the atmosphere in the auditorium was almost heated up in an instant, the chief director of the party squinted his eyes slightly, and his heart was full of admiration.

This aura, this appeal...

It's not wrong to lose! ! !

"Then you should go to the property." Ma Li spread her hands and said weakly.

Shen Yi's voice was loud and fierce, and the feeling of anger was very real: "But the property management team asked us to find you!"

"Why?" Ma Li continued her mantra.

"How do I know why! Don't give me a sloppy eye, I know you are a company, don't give me this! All the water pipes in our house are leaking, when will you fix it for me!"

Shen Yi's movements and expressions were very exaggerated, completely acting out the resentment of having no way to repair, and being given excuses for kicking the ball.

And the content it expresses also surprises the audience.

"Damn it...it's really a matter of real estate quality!"

"I'm sorry sir, the decoration team went home to harvest the wheat." Ma Li continued in a baby voice.

"Fart!!!" Shen Yi interrupted angrily, and sprayed "saliva" on Ma Li's face face to face.

"In June, you said that the decoration team went back to collect wheat. Now it's almost Chinese New Year, why haven't you come back!!! Our house is full of water now, and my mother is still sitting on the big wardrobe Let’s go, please do me a favor! Can you tell them to come back quickly!!!”

"Why... Let's read the contract!"

Ma Li was taken aback by Shen Yi's murderous eyes, and finally changed her reason.

"Here you are, turn to page No.40 five."

"This...these 45 pages didn't say anything!" Shen Yi flipped through the contract for a long time and found nothing wrong.

Ma Li had expected it a long time ago, picked up a magnifying glass from the table and reminded: "Look carefully in the crack."

"Who can see this hidden place... If the owner unilaterally thinks that the house has quality problems, the developer will repair it at their convenience... Isn't that what it means???" Shen Yi He said with a speechless face.

Ma Li showed a weak smile and explained in a low voice: "It means that the developer is inconvenient now..."

"Hey!!! Then what if the developer is inconvenient for 100 years???" Shen Yi slapped the contract and said angrily.

"No, that's impossible. Your house property rights are only for 60 years." Ma Li continued to use a harmless tone and expression, stabbing Shen Yi's heart heavily.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Heh heh heh..."

The audience in the audience laughed, each and every one of them was overjoyed.

"A contract with dozens of pages, n many traps, so that the owner can't understand the direct signature, and the terms that are beneficial to the developer are secretly placed in the cracks, true ah ha ha... ha... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ..."

"It seems to have triggered a sad incident upstairs..."

"Hey, there's no way, ordinary people, who can beat these fine developers, who know more about the law than us..."

"Ugh…………"

"Don't worry, don't worry, the construction team will be back soon." Ma Li was also afraid that Shen Yi would really explode, so she hurried back to make amends.

"Fart! Who will believe you when you say this? When I bought the house, you said... that there are more than 100 big trees in the yard, where are they???" Shen Yi questioned.

"It's in the yard." Ma Li said.

"It's not just those few saplings. If you don't look carefully, you might think a row of onions has been planted." Shen Yi said angrily.

Ma Li said: "You...don't worry, they will grow into towering green onions in 100 years...towering trees!"

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about the tree, just talk about your promotional poster, swans are flying in the sky, fish are swimming in the pond, where are the fish???" Shen Yi said angrily
Ma Li said weakly: "The goose has been eaten."

"Where... what about the goose???"

"After eating the fish and leaving..."

"Isn't that what makes us catch up???" (▼皮▼#)
"That's right...... Is this a coincidence?" (︶.︶)
"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Whoops!"

"This is fine!"

"It's okay, it's so good! It's so funny haha!"

"Hahaha, Ma Li's acting is so good, her tone is more respectful and polite than anyone else, and every sentence she speaks hits the nail on the head!"

"This is absolutely the same as what I have learned about real estate after-sales!"

The audience in the audience leaned forward and back together with joy, and thunderous applause.

(End of this chapter)