I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 205 Mascot

"Yes, yes, and this!"

Shen Yi looked left and right, pointed at the banners hanging on both sides of the stage, and complained again: "You wrote that buying a house and getting furniture free?"

"Did you buy it?" Mary asked.

"Buy... What do you mean I bought it?" Shen Yi asked doubtfully.

Ma Li said innocently: "If you don't buy it, how can we give it away?"

Shen Yi said: "It's not how you send it?"

"It's literally, you bought furniture and we will send it home for you..." Ma Li spread her hands and said that they were not responsible for this matter.

"puff…………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Wow, what the hell...just give away furniture like this, doesn't the furniture city also give it away for free?"

"That's right, haha, this is where they are smart. Doesn't the furniture city save labor by sending them to the openers?"

At this time, in the auditorium of the 315 party, everyone was happy to lean forward and back together, but Wang Lei endured it very hard.

The audience of this party, in addition to the loyal audience of some TV stations and other relations, also came this time with many representatives of various industries.

And he and his boss work under a large domestic real estate brand.

Being able to have the opportunity to come to such a party this time is actually not enough according to his specifications. He got this opportunity as a reward because he is the top seller in a certain area.

Facing the sarcasm who almost pointed his nose on the stage, and seeing the boss's face getting darker than coal, he couldn't help it more and more.

After all, the boss hasn't taken root in the grassroots for a long time, and he doesn't fully understand the truth here, but as a salesman who is struggling in the front line, he really understands the traps and hidden pits here.

This is mainly because the brand he belongs to is big, and the quality control is considered to be good, and the salesmen of other brands occasionally talk about it, and the disgusting thing is even more mysterious than the sketch.

This kind of burden and complaints connected with real work and life resonates with him too strongly, which is a bit too outrageous.

What should I do if I really want to laugh but have to hold back? ? ?I have thought about all the sad things in my life, and I really can't do it!Waiting for an answer online, very urgent! ! !
On the stage at this moment......

Shen Yi: "You guys...you are simply deceiving! Do you know that our customers are God!"

"God hello." Mary bowed.

"Our customers are your food and clothing parents!"

"Hello, Dad..."

"Bah! It's no use calling you ancestor! If you don't solve this matter for me today, believe it or not, I won't even sell your house!"

Ma Li said: "Anyway, I can't sell it..."

Just as he was talking, Yu Nian, who served as an interlude, had already appeared on the stage.

"Hi, welcome to Dream Home, I am Ms. Ma, the salesperson."

"Ah hello, I want to buy a house for my dad here, haven't I just seen the advertisement." Yu Nian said with a smile, his tone was gentle, his eyes were clear and stupid, just like a leek look.

However, upon hearing the word "advertisement", Shen Yi, who was so angry that he couldn't speak just now, hurriedly wanted to stop him, but he was so anxious that he didn't know what to say:

"Furniture is a gift, not a delivery, not a gift! Let the swans eat the fish, and the swans fly away after eating, and my mother is still sitting on the big wardrobe!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Damn it, this is a completely outraged one!"

"Hahaha, really, I would be mad if I were to be let go, and the main thing is to sell such a meat (slow, soft and hard)."

Yu Nian was taken aback, and it took him a long time to see that there was another person who was speechless and said, "It's not... Is this sick? What do you mean by kicking in the sky and kicking in the ground?"

Shen Yi anxiously dissuaded him: "Sir, sir, listen to me, when she bought the house, she treated you as her own father, as long as there is a little problem with this house..."

However, Ma Li also had an idea and quickly said: "Dad! My daughter can't work anymore, Dad!!!"

"No... Who is your father?" Shen Yi said with a speechless expression.

Shen Yi's make-up looks like a middle-aged person after being specially dressed, plus Shen Yi's words and deeds deliberately pretend to be old, so it's not too abrupt to come here suddenly at this time.

"Sir, he's really my father. He has Alzheimer's disease... his brain is not very good." Ma Li managed to catch a big leek, and hurried Yu Nian to have a good meal.

"I originally wanted to buy a house for my dad in this real estate, but he thought it was too expensive."

Yu Nian suddenly said: "Oh, I understand, so now everyone I see tells me that I must never buy a house!!!"

"Ah yes yes yes yes!"

"Hi, I have the same symptoms as my dad, who also has dementia."

"You're the one with dementia! I'm not dementia!!!" Shen Yi was dissatisfied.

"Oh, yes, yes, I know, I know." Yu Nian responded with a look of complete understanding, turned around and whispered to Ma Li: "What a good old man, the more this is the case, the more filial we children should be."

Mary: "Oh..."

"It's not sir, you must never buy a house, she is fooling you!" Shen Yi said anxiously.

Yu Nian took out a newspaper from his arms and said, "I know I know Uncle, I definitely won't buy it, you can pass the newspaper yourself, understand?"

"Why? Is there any news in this newspaper?" Shen Yi took the newspaper in doubt and wondered.

"This is not for you to read, I mean to let you play and play to relieve boredom." Yu Nian patted Shen Yi's shoulder and said, feeling a sense of joy in his heart for no reason...

Shen Yi: "Hey, I thought there was some news... I'm really not dementia!!!"

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Mary: "Dad!"

"No, no, no! Let me tell you, such an old man can't be choked up, leave it to me, let me see!" Yu Nian said as if everyone was drunk and I was alone.

"Master, don't worry, I definitely won't buy this house!"

Shen Yi said: "Oh, that's right!"

Yu Nian turned around and asked Ma Li, "Just pay later and sign the contract, right?"

Mary: "Yes!"

Shen Yi stopped him and said, "Hey, you're not a big brother, what are you doing? You must never buy a house!"

"It's okay, it's okay! I'm just going to take a look behind!" Yu Nian nodded clearly and stepped off the stage from the side.

"Eh!!!"

Ma Li came back to her senses and bowed to Shen Yi in surprise: "This house... has been sold! Oh, thank you for your help, you are my mascot!"\^O^/
Shen Yi: "..." (;[-]_[-])
(End of this chapter)