I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 206

on the stage…………

Shen Yi: "Okay, hello, your acting skills are very good, you still think I'm your father, why don't you say I'm your boyfriend???" (▼皿▼#)
Ma Li: "It's... not impossible..." (︶.︶)
"Fuck you! Okay! Isn't it just acting, who is afraid of anyone, today I don't believe that I can't cure you!" Shen Yi took off the brown waterproof jacket outside, revealing the rustic knitted sweater inside and sat on the chair said angrily.

"Mascot, are you hot? Let me fan you, mascot, have you eaten???" Ma Li fanned Shen Yi with a book.

"Hey, is this the sales office?" Yu Nian came on stage again after changing his outfit.

Ma Li quickly stepped forward and bowed: "Hi, welcome to Dream Home, I am Miss Ma, the salesperson."

"Can I get a discount?"

"No."

"I didn't ask you." Yu Nian walked past Ma Li arrogantly, looked at Shen Yi who was sitting behind him and said, "Are you the manager? Can you get a discount?"

"No, he's not!" Ma Li was taken aback and quickly explained.

"Okay, I've seen it all. It was fanned by Xiaofeng and slapped by the flattery just now." Yu Nian said.

"Snapped!"

Shen Yi had an idea and suddenly slapped the table vigorously: "Little Ma! I will personally receive this client, and you are fired!!!"

Mary: "Why!!!"_

Yu Nian: "Slap the horse's hoof on it..."

"From now on, you have nothing to do with the company!"

Shen Yi stood up from the chair with a high air, walked a few steps to Yu Nian's side and said politely:

"Sir, I have a good eye. I am the manager here, but I'm sorry, our house here is not for sale."

"No... not for sale anymore??? Didn't they stop selling you? Why are you advertising on TV? Are you dementia???" Yu Nian said speechlessly, and wanted to leave angrily after saying that.

"Enough support!"

Ma Li: "Sir, please stop! Since I have nothing to do with this company, I can tell you the truth."

"What's wrong? Tell me." Yu Nian asked curiously.

Mary: "Do you know why he didn't sell your house?"

"Huh? Is there any other way here?" Yu Nian said.

Mary: "Yes! Do you know why he didn't sell it to you? Because he wanted to increase the price!"

"What???" Yu Nian said loudly.

"Sir, don't listen to her nonsense, I didn't intend to increase the price!" Shen Yi said anxiously.

Ma Li said, "Then you sold it to others?"

"I don't sell it!" Shen Yi said.

Ma Li: "He wants to raise the price!"

"I didn't want to raise the price!"

"Then you sold it to others?"

"I don't sell it!"

"why?"

Shen Yi: "I want to increase the price! Bah!!! There is no such thing as a price increase here at all, I just don't want to sell, sir, please go back."

Yu Nian: "Heh..... After such a long time... Do you think I can't see it? A profiteer! A big profiteer! The one I hate the most in my life is a profiteer! This is the one I see! Two sets of full price If you dare to raise a penny, I will sue you!!!"

Shen Yi: "I..."

"Bah!!! Shut up profiteers!!!"

"Should I sign the contract later?"

Correct!
"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience laughed loudly, all of them were too happy.

"Good guy, this Shen Yi turned out to be the stupid one this time! This is really a bit rare."

"Hahaha, I'm just curious about how this skit should end. It stands to reason that it's impossible for sales to be comfortable at the end..."

The barrage on the Internet was rolling, and Ma Li on the stage was so happy that she sold three houses in one day with the help of Shen Yi's accidental "help". She really became that mascot.

"Yo Yo! Here is the [-]th bend of the mountain road, and the houses here are about to be bought! Here, here...the sales office here is leaking..."

Just when Ma Li was happy, with the sound of splashing water, the entire sales office leaked.

"Hahahahaha! God really opened his eyes, even the sales office is leaking, let me see how you can sell this house!" Shen Yi slapped his thigh and said happily.

"Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,s, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,s, my,s's's, this house is really wonderful!"

In a blink of an eye, Yu Nian changed into a new outfit and went on stage again with a Jindu accent.

"No, it's okay if the house leaks like this? How do you live here?" Shen Yi asked suspiciously.

Yu Nian: "...Are you sick? Are you dementia? What do you think of people living in this house???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed.

"There is one in this sketch." Why? ""A dementia, you" is so magical!"

"Yeah, poisonous but funny, it's the first time I saw Shen Yi being bullied."

"Do you know what I do? Tossing seafood! It's all alive, can it be separated from boiling water?"

"You're in sales, right? I'm going to ask you about it. Is there no charge for the leaked water?"

Ma Li said: "Don't worry, I will never accept it!"

"Okay, four sets!" Yu Nian patted his chest and said happily.

Shen Yi: "(*￣m￣)......"

Ma Li: "d(д) cough cough cough..."

"God is really eye-opening!"

The dynamic music was just like Ma Li's excited mood, she jumped up on the stage and drew applause from the audience......

It took a long time to stop, seeing Shen Yi's dumbfounded expression might also be a bit unbearable, and said weakly:

"Mascot, will you come tomorrow? Otherwise, I will help you repair the house at my own expense..."

"You don't need to pretend to be kind, if you really want to help me, just give up my leaky house to that seafood seller!" Shen Yi said angrily.

"Okay! As many as you can, the more the better." Yu Nian came out from behind and said.

"Why?" Mary asked.

"Come and see, what is this?"

"contract."

"this?"

"Receipt."

"Adding it together is called evidence! Let me tell you that dumping seafood is my personal hobby, and I specialize in anti-counterfeiting!!!"

"Good good!!!"

The applause of the audience was thunderous.

"Grandpa, I have to tell you a few words. You have to see clearly if you have saved this money for most of your life. Just buy such a water curtain cave, and you still ask them to argue. Is there a truth in their mouths?" Yu Nian said.

"Yes..." Ma Li said weakly.

"what?"

Ma Li: "My surname is really Ma..." T_T
(End of this chapter)