I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 238 Palace Yuye Wine!
"Let's take a look, let's take a look... Hey! Good!" Seeing Zhao Lirong come out with the support of the cheongsam lady, Shen Yi repeatedly clapped his hands and applauded.

The red and purple cheongsams worn by the court ladies are good-looking, but compared with the bright yellow cheongsam with complicated patterns when the old lady appeared on the stage, it is a bit less graceful and majestic.

"Oh, it's beautiful! It's so beautiful... Hey, old lady, can you put that rag down?" Shen Yi said speechlessly.

No matter how it looked like that before, seeing Zhao Lirong flickering out an ugly big dishcloth and twisting it there with the elegant folk music, what a good feeling it suddenly became a large-scale scene of showing cowardice.

"Didn't I say that I don't have that handkerchief, and use it instead..." Zhao Lirong smiled honestly, her tone and demeanor were full of honesty and cuteness.

Shen Yi: "Oh, that's all right, old man, please sit down quickly! I really didn't expect that you really look like that Cixi is still alive in this dress."

"Ci...... What the hell??? Just... the Empress Dowager Cixi who eats more than 200 dishes for a meal???" Zhao Lirong pointed at her nose with disbelief.

Shen Yi patted his sleeve twice and knelt down on one knee to salute: "Zha!!!"

"Oh, that can't be done! I'm an eighth-generation poor peasant, she's too high-ranked, so I won't pretend to be that!!!"

Upon hearing this, Zhao Lirong stood up from the chair in fright, shook her head again and again, and quickly took off the hair flower on her head.

"Alas, old lady, this has nothing to do with the ingredients. To tell you the truth, we recruited you this time to pretend to be Cixi to accompany the guests for dinner." Shen Yi said.

Zhao Lirong said with a serious face: "Then...then it's even worse! Now there is a document above that clearly states that no three escorts are allowed!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

"Oh, this old lady is so funny!"

"It's so cute, really, why do I feel so cute in contrast, haha!"

The audience in the audience laughed loudly, everyone was overjoyed.

In fact, let’s talk about it, most comedies are often strongly related to creation, such as talk show actors who use this as the biggest reliance.

But this is not to say that traditional comedians are not good. Even authors like Zhao Heitu, who are not very good at writing basic scripts, will actually make their own designs on plots, and at the same time, they will be named directors or producers to guide the entire team. show.

But Zhao Lirong's comedies are an exception. In fact, although the scripts and copywriting of her comedy sketches are very interesting, they are essentially similar. All her works, she is just an actor, and the editor has someone else. My wife never participated in the creation.

To put it simply, her comedy characters are extremely fixed, and the form of comedy relies heavily on the conflicts caused by her inherent personality, rather than wonderful baggage. Strictly speaking, she is just a very good actor, but from the perspective of humor cells In fact, it is relatively impossible.

For example, "A Day of the Hero's Mother", which was very popular in the Spring Festival Gala in 89, and "The Veteran's Horse", which was the last Spring Festival Gala in 99, Zhao Lirong played a lovely old lady who was a bit out of touch with society. The impact of new things will become overwhelming.

Of course, there are differences in the character classes here. For example, in the "Groupies" with Cai Ning and Guo Dastanson, there is an old lady from the countryside who comes to the city to see her granddaughter.

In "So Packaged", the identity of a famous actor in reality is moved into the plot.

But in fact, as long as friends who have watched it, they will find that the triggering form of the comedy is completely the same, and they are all performed like the grandma Liu played by her in "A Dream of Red Mansions" entering the Grand View Garden.

Take a simple elderly woman, because of poor information, she has a sense of humor that is out of step with the times, coupled with her own kind face, it will give people a relaxed sense of tolerance.

If this is replaced by many other young actors or cross talk actors, they will be full of mouths (learning dialect), or they will be pointed out by local people for a bunch of mistakes and unprofessional (here refers to Jiang) or they will be offended a feeling of.

But this is where Teacher Zhao’s charm lies. Her audience popularity is simply invincible, and she can make the audience accept it in a very pleasant way. How about a naive old lady?

On the stage at this moment......

Shen Yi said speechlessly: "This company is not that company! Besides, you, a part-time worker, didn't let you really accompany the guests to eat, but let you stand and act as a commentator for the guests."

"Oh I see…………"

Zhao Lirong nodded suddenly and said, "Then that means standing while others are sitting, and watching while others are eating."

"Yes, that's what it means." Shen Yi smiled.

"Oh...then my Cixi is a bit miserable." Zhao Lirong scratched the back of her head and said golden sentences frequently.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Good good..."

The audience in the audience applauded warmly and burst into laughter instantly.

"After talking for a long time, why don't you understand? To put it bluntly, you are asked to pretend to be Cixi and take the guests to eat! Let them order the good ones! Order the expensive ones! Order the ones with high profits, do you understand?" Shen Yi slapped his thigh to tell the truth. Tell the truth.

Zhao Lirong said: "Then if you say that, don't I understand? I'm the trustee, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but don't say that to outsiders." Shen Yi whispered in Zhao Lirong's ear.

"Hey, what's the matter, isn't it all reported on TV? Those who buy clothes have a shoe holder, those who buy shoes have a shoe holder, and those who buy socks have a sock holder. Then I... that's the rice holder. !"

Zhao Lirong slapped her chest, and even directly learned how to draw inferences from one instance.

"It's fine as long as you can understand it. Do you not speak clearly in the future? Come to the secretary and start business training!" Shen Yi raised his hand to greet Ma Li.

Ma Li nodded knowingly, and shouted loudly: "Serve!"

With the word "serve", four cheongsam ladies came up from the left and right sides of the stage, the first one was holding a wooden plate, and on top of the wooden plate was a small pot-shaped slender wine jug.

"Old lady, please take a look at this." Shen Yi walked forward with two steps, grinning, and picked up the jug from the wooden tray. It looked that the jug was not much bigger than the palm of your hand, and it might not add up to [-] milliliters. arrive.

"What is this?" The old lady carefully touched the rim of the jug for fear of breaking it.

Shen Yi smiled and said: "Palace Yuye wine!"

"Is this the one the emperor drank?" The old lady's eyes lit up with curiosity.

"This...can I smell it?"

Shen Yi opened the lid of the pot and smiled triumphantly, "Please."

Zhao Lirong leaned closer and raised her nose, sniffed it twice and said happily, "Mmm!"

Shen Yi said: "Is it fragrant?"

"Fragrant! Like Erguotou!" Zhao Lirong laughed.

"puff…………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

A sudden answer that made people shatter their glasses directly made the audience burst into laughter.

(End of this chapter)