I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!
Chapter 239 Great Supplement!
Chapter 239 Great Supplement!
Shen Yi looked at the old lady speechlessly, but the result was not over yet, Ma Li at the side took advantage of the situation and said, "This is Erguotou mixed with water!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
In an instant, the audience became even happier.
"Nonsense! What is Erguotou mixed with water? In our Empress Dowager's restaurant, it has to be called Palace Yuye Wine!"
Zhao Lirong on the side looked amazed, and couldn't help but sighed, "Oh, how much does it cost to buy a cup?"
When it came to the price, Shen Yi's expression was visible to the naked eye, and his eyebrows danced with joy, just like the black-hearted boss Tie Caifan: "180 yuan!"
Zhao Lirong was taken aback, and was so frightened by the price that she stuttered: "This......... This is only 180 yuan? Why did you add the word "court" to increase the price???"
Shen Yi waved his hands and said proudly: "The old lady is here with me, so you should study hard."
After saying that, she waved her hand, and soon the cheongsam lady brought another plate with food models inside, which were realistic in shape and stuck to the plate to prevent it from falling.
"Look at this dish again."
"What is this again?" Zhao Lirong looked as if he was still in the high price of 180 yuan for a small cup just now, and he didn't dare to touch it when he saw Shen Yi bringing it over. Makes people laugh.
Shen Yi pointed with one hand and said loudly: "A gathering of heroes!"
"Is this also eaten by the emperor?" Zhao Lirong said.
"En." Shen Yi nodded.
Zhao Lirong looked at it and said, "Then the white one is..."
"That's a white radish!"
Needless to say, these words naturally came from Ma Li's talkativeness.
Shen Yi corrected loudly angrily: "What white radish, you can't call it that way here! This has to be called the palace-white radish!"
"Hahaha!!!"
"That's still a white radish!"
There were bursts of laughter in the audience, and I couldn't help but feel emotional after laughing.
Are there many such phenomena in today's society?In fact, when you go to shopping malls and restaurants, there are really a lot of them.
A bottle of Coca-Cola costs three yuan outside, and it costs ten yuan to change the sign and add some ice cubes in the store.
A large bag of chestnuts costs ten yuan outside, and if you add xxx authentic sweet chestnuts in the mall, you dare to sell them for thirty.
The strawberries in the local greenhouse of the fruit shop cost 15 yuan a box, and the best ones are only around [-] yuan. People still think it is a bit expensive. In the imported supermarket, the foreign ruby strawberries of xxx were sold out immediately after the discount of [-] yuan.
It’s not okay to laugh at people’s bosses in the sketches, but in the real society, it’s estimated that a large number of unscrupulous bosses can’t laugh at themselves. Every stubble is full of people who are stupid and have a lot of money......
Before the stage was over, Zhao Lirong pointed to another dish on the plate and said, "Then what about the green one?"
Shen Yi said: "The palace green radish!"
Zhao Lirong pointed again: "Then what about the red one?"
Shen Yi: "Palace Water Radish"
"Then this Huang...ah, I know Huang, it's a court carrot." Zhao Lirong nodded to show that she understood this man's trick.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
Zhao Lirong's baggage has always been like this, slow to beat slow, slow to fast, and the rhythm is in his hands when he asks and answers, and the last burden is turned out, and the whole house is full of applause in an instant, and the audience is directly amusing I laughed out loud.
Of course, there is an old saying that it is difficult to sing with one hand, and Shen Yi's assistance is also credited for this. Only when he keeps his emotions at a slightly impetuous scale and positions his role in this position, can he have a comedy collision with Zhao Lirong to the maximum.
If the scale is too large, the laughter will be too messy, and Zhao Lirong may not be able to keep up. If the scale is small, the final burden effect will be greatly reduced.
People say that it is difficult to play the leading role, but in fact, that is only relatively speaking, the difficulty and acting skills of being a golden supporting role are not worse than playing the leading role at all.
After all, he not only wants to perform well by himself, but also to perform well, he also has to connect with the protagonist to the greatest extent so that the protagonist can perform well.
Seeing that Zhao Lirong would "rush to answer", Shen Yi also clapped his hands happily and said: "Yes, old lady, this is the court carrot!"
Zhao Lirong looked at the dish carefully, thought about it seriously, and tried to say: "It's just such a plate of radishes, why should it cost five yuan?"
He obviously didn't say anything, but just looking at Zhao Lirong's demeanor and tone, everyone could clearly feel it.
In the old lady's mind, this is definitely a price higher than the highest price she can imagine.
But Shen Yi naturally wouldn't disappoint the audience and the old lady, he just shook his head in disdain and smiled:
"There, eighty!"
Zhao Lirong's eyes widened in an instant, with a look of incredulity on his face: "This... just this plate of radishes... sell for eighty?"
"Ah." Shen Yi agreed affirmatively.
"Oh, how big a basket of radishes do I have to buy for eighty dollars..." the old lady said dumbfounded.
Shen Yi rolled a blank look at Zhao Lirong and said helplessly, "Didn't I tell you? You can't be called a carrot here, you have to be called a gathering of heroes!"
"It's... still a gathering of heroes, I think it's just a meeting with carrots!"
Zhao Lirong waved her hands as if I understood, and complained, after all, she felt very happy, and laughed with Ma Li beside her.
And it was even more so on the stage, where the audience also jumped up and down with joy, applauding enthusiastically.
"Don't be so playful!" Shen Yi was so angry that he almost jumped up, and interrupted the laughter of the two with a serious face.
"Who told you that this is a radish for a meeting! This is what the emperor enjoyed back then. Let me tell you, this thing--a big tonic!!!"
Zhao Lirong asked with a simple and honest face, "It's not that the emperor... just take carrots...to make up for it?"
These words really helped the audience to complain, and the laughter that had just stopped suddenly rang out again.
"Ah, yes!"
Shen Yi saw that Zhao Lirong was finally confused, and quickly continued to brag proudly: "Why don't you see how the emperor can prolong his life and live forever!"
"That's not entirely true."
Zhao Lirong shook her head and said she didn't believe it at all. She just gave an example and said, "Look at Emperor Tongzhi 21, he's gone, and Xianfeng and Guangxu..."
The old lady counted one by one with her fingers, and quickly listed many short-lived ghosts who died early when they were emperors.
"OK OK!"
Seeing that the example he gave was debunked by Zhao Lirong again, Shen Yi interrupted impatiently: "Why do you always argue with me? Why don't you look at me? Why am I so energetic? "
As he spoke, Shen Yi patted his chest vigorously, and in the next second he coughed twice in a pussy and weak way.
"Are you...you love???" Zhao Lirong looked at Shen Yi and said.
(End of this chapter)
Shen Yi looked at the old lady speechlessly, but the result was not over yet, Ma Li at the side took advantage of the situation and said, "This is Erguotou mixed with water!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
In an instant, the audience became even happier.
"Nonsense! What is Erguotou mixed with water? In our Empress Dowager's restaurant, it has to be called Palace Yuye Wine!"
Zhao Lirong on the side looked amazed, and couldn't help but sighed, "Oh, how much does it cost to buy a cup?"
When it came to the price, Shen Yi's expression was visible to the naked eye, and his eyebrows danced with joy, just like the black-hearted boss Tie Caifan: "180 yuan!"
Zhao Lirong was taken aback, and was so frightened by the price that she stuttered: "This......... This is only 180 yuan? Why did you add the word "court" to increase the price???"
Shen Yi waved his hands and said proudly: "The old lady is here with me, so you should study hard."
After saying that, she waved her hand, and soon the cheongsam lady brought another plate with food models inside, which were realistic in shape and stuck to the plate to prevent it from falling.
"Look at this dish again."
"What is this again?" Zhao Lirong looked as if he was still in the high price of 180 yuan for a small cup just now, and he didn't dare to touch it when he saw Shen Yi bringing it over. Makes people laugh.
Shen Yi pointed with one hand and said loudly: "A gathering of heroes!"
"Is this also eaten by the emperor?" Zhao Lirong said.
"En." Shen Yi nodded.
Zhao Lirong looked at it and said, "Then the white one is..."
"That's a white radish!"
Needless to say, these words naturally came from Ma Li's talkativeness.
Shen Yi corrected loudly angrily: "What white radish, you can't call it that way here! This has to be called the palace-white radish!"
"Hahaha!!!"
"That's still a white radish!"
There were bursts of laughter in the audience, and I couldn't help but feel emotional after laughing.
Are there many such phenomena in today's society?In fact, when you go to shopping malls and restaurants, there are really a lot of them.
A bottle of Coca-Cola costs three yuan outside, and it costs ten yuan to change the sign and add some ice cubes in the store.
A large bag of chestnuts costs ten yuan outside, and if you add xxx authentic sweet chestnuts in the mall, you dare to sell them for thirty.
The strawberries in the local greenhouse of the fruit shop cost 15 yuan a box, and the best ones are only around [-] yuan. People still think it is a bit expensive. In the imported supermarket, the foreign ruby strawberries of xxx were sold out immediately after the discount of [-] yuan.
It’s not okay to laugh at people’s bosses in the sketches, but in the real society, it’s estimated that a large number of unscrupulous bosses can’t laugh at themselves. Every stubble is full of people who are stupid and have a lot of money......
Before the stage was over, Zhao Lirong pointed to another dish on the plate and said, "Then what about the green one?"
Shen Yi said: "The palace green radish!"
Zhao Lirong pointed again: "Then what about the red one?"
Shen Yi: "Palace Water Radish"
"Then this Huang...ah, I know Huang, it's a court carrot." Zhao Lirong nodded to show that she understood this man's trick.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
Zhao Lirong's baggage has always been like this, slow to beat slow, slow to fast, and the rhythm is in his hands when he asks and answers, and the last burden is turned out, and the whole house is full of applause in an instant, and the audience is directly amusing I laughed out loud.
Of course, there is an old saying that it is difficult to sing with one hand, and Shen Yi's assistance is also credited for this. Only when he keeps his emotions at a slightly impetuous scale and positions his role in this position, can he have a comedy collision with Zhao Lirong to the maximum.
If the scale is too large, the laughter will be too messy, and Zhao Lirong may not be able to keep up. If the scale is small, the final burden effect will be greatly reduced.
People say that it is difficult to play the leading role, but in fact, that is only relatively speaking, the difficulty and acting skills of being a golden supporting role are not worse than playing the leading role at all.
After all, he not only wants to perform well by himself, but also to perform well, he also has to connect with the protagonist to the greatest extent so that the protagonist can perform well.
Seeing that Zhao Lirong would "rush to answer", Shen Yi also clapped his hands happily and said: "Yes, old lady, this is the court carrot!"
Zhao Lirong looked at the dish carefully, thought about it seriously, and tried to say: "It's just such a plate of radishes, why should it cost five yuan?"
He obviously didn't say anything, but just looking at Zhao Lirong's demeanor and tone, everyone could clearly feel it.
In the old lady's mind, this is definitely a price higher than the highest price she can imagine.
But Shen Yi naturally wouldn't disappoint the audience and the old lady, he just shook his head in disdain and smiled:
"There, eighty!"
Zhao Lirong's eyes widened in an instant, with a look of incredulity on his face: "This... just this plate of radishes... sell for eighty?"
"Ah." Shen Yi agreed affirmatively.
"Oh, how big a basket of radishes do I have to buy for eighty dollars..." the old lady said dumbfounded.
Shen Yi rolled a blank look at Zhao Lirong and said helplessly, "Didn't I tell you? You can't be called a carrot here, you have to be called a gathering of heroes!"
"It's... still a gathering of heroes, I think it's just a meeting with carrots!"
Zhao Lirong waved her hands as if I understood, and complained, after all, she felt very happy, and laughed with Ma Li beside her.
And it was even more so on the stage, where the audience also jumped up and down with joy, applauding enthusiastically.
"Don't be so playful!" Shen Yi was so angry that he almost jumped up, and interrupted the laughter of the two with a serious face.
"Who told you that this is a radish for a meeting! This is what the emperor enjoyed back then. Let me tell you, this thing--a big tonic!!!"
Zhao Lirong asked with a simple and honest face, "It's not that the emperor... just take carrots...to make up for it?"
These words really helped the audience to complain, and the laughter that had just stopped suddenly rang out again.
"Ah, yes!"
Shen Yi saw that Zhao Lirong was finally confused, and quickly continued to brag proudly: "Why don't you see how the emperor can prolong his life and live forever!"
"That's not entirely true."
Zhao Lirong shook her head and said she didn't believe it at all. She just gave an example and said, "Look at Emperor Tongzhi 21, he's gone, and Xianfeng and Guangxu..."
The old lady counted one by one with her fingers, and quickly listed many short-lived ghosts who died early when they were emperors.
"OK OK!"
Seeing that the example he gave was debunked by Zhao Lirong again, Shen Yi interrupted impatiently: "Why do you always argue with me? Why don't you look at me? Why am I so energetic? "
As he spoke, Shen Yi patted his chest vigorously, and in the next second he coughed twice in a pussy and weak way.
"Are you...you love???" Zhao Lirong looked at Shen Yi and said.
(End of this chapter)
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