I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 267 Shen Yi's Heart Eyes
After happily setting the vegetable market for tomorrow, naturally I can't forget the dinner tonight.

Huang Lei thought about it for a while and ordered noodles with fried sauce for the evening without much hesitation. It happened to be made once when the guests came last time.

Zhang Zifeng and Dahua went to buy noodles together, while Shen Yi and Ma Li were preparing some side dishes for the evening. They just went to the vegetable field to pick some vegetables such as cucumbers and tomatoes, and cut them back to make fried noodles. dish code.

It was more than five o'clock in the evening and it was almost six o'clock, and the hot sun outside had already set partly. The sun was setting, smelling the fragrance of green grass and land, as well as the vague smell of sheep dung, Shen Yi held back helplessly. nose.

The vegetables in the mushroom house here will naturally not add this kind of fertilizer for the purpose of filming the show, but other people will add it. When the small wind blows at night, the smell is really good...

Just like what Shen Yi said before, the pastoral songs in the show are as fake as the show. If you really learn to farm like farmers, let alone the life you yearn for, a few tender-skinned and tender-skinned ones The star really can't hold on for a week.

The cucumbers in the field are very emerald green, but they are also covered with small cactus-like thorns. Although they can't penetrate into the flesh, they are very painful to grasp.

Because the sloppy two brought a pair of gloves when they came out, Shen Yi, as a man, naturally volunteered to go in and do physical work.

On the other hand, Ma Li, who had a wide view outside, gave Shen Yi instructions on where to find ripe vegetables.

Tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, and two heads of garlic dug out from the ground, it took half an hour for Shen Yi to walk out of the ground with one foot deep and one shallow foot. Very funny.

"Brother Yi, come here, let me get some food for you."

Seeing Shen Yi struggling to come out, Ma Li felt a little embarrassed that she didn't do much work, and immediately wanted to help.

However, Shen Yi was stunned for a moment and then blurted out: "You take... and then go back and talk about the vegetables you picked???" (●)
Ma Li: ".........it's not Brother Yi's mind...it's a bit more limited than a needle nose! It's not that you treat girls as straight men, you must not find a partner" (｀Δ) !
Following the bickering between the two, the cameraman behind them was already blushing from laughter, and trembling uncontrollably while holding the camera with his head down, he was really overjoyed.

After participating in the recording of variety shows on Mango Channel for so many years, it is reasonable to say that they have seen almost all kinds of variety show cafes and guests with a sense of variety shows.

However, I have never seen a model like Shen Yi and Ma Li's!

It's as if these two people are on everyone's laughing point, it's obviously a very common thing, a very common topic, a sentence or two inexplicably starts to cause trouble, but Ma Li starts to turn over the burden, and Shen Yi starts to talk about it. Three turns and four shakes are upgraded step by step!

Most of the people's jokes are funny, they come from their usual accumulation and scripts, and people like Shen Yi and Ma Li basically have no tricks to win.

I am a burden, I am a joke!
Back to the mushroom house with the things, Zhang Zifeng and Dahua had already returned, while Huang Lei had already turned on the stove.

Speaking of which, compared with Huang Xiaochu in the later seasons of "Longing for Life", Huang Xiaochu in the first and second seasons is really dedicated.

Anyone who has been to Kyoto should know the sauna days in Kyoto in summer. Without air-conditioning, it is so hot that people want to kill themselves, and they can’t live.

And under such circumstances, Xiaochu Huang had to light up the fire by himself and cook in a smoky way.

In this kind of hot weather, people have always been uncomfortable and greasy at home, and if the oil is so smoked, it is really hard to eat.

"You're back! How about going to pick vegetables for fun?" Huang Xiaochu laughed while lighting a fire.

"Would that be fun, Mr. Huang, well, I picked it all by myself." Shen Yi was holding a basket of vegetables, half complaining and half shy.

"My God, you're blowing it up now. Teacher Huang and Teacher He Jiong, do you know what happened just now? There's only one pair of gloves in total. Didn't Brother Yi go to take them off? When I came back, I saw that he was tired and said help." He took the food, do you know what he said?"

"You take...and then go back and talk about the vegetables you picked?" Ma Li didn't know if it was because she had stayed with Shen Yi for too long, and she imitated Shen Yi's expression and tone exactly the same, so she directly said Everyone laughed again.

Huang Lei smiled and said with emotion: "Oh, Shen Yi..."

"Don't tell me that this idea really resembles the thinking of a sneaky and tricky person like Shen Yi." He Jiong on the side also nodded solemnly in agreement.

"What... I didn't do it to add some effect to the show. You said that the two comedians are here, so you can talk freely, right!" Shen Yi coughed dryly and continued to quibble... Ah, he didn't explain. .

"Okay, okay, I know you're not cheating and cheating. Shen Yi and I have almost enough firewood to burn. There are firewood and axes over there. You and Dahua should learn to split some wood."

Huang Lei smiled and waved his hands, and then gave Shen Yi another task.

"Okay, let's go, Dahua." Shen Yi nodded.

"Take the two of us, shall we go and have a look?" Ma Li and Zhang Zifeng looked at each other, and then said.

"Come on, let's walk and walk together." Shen Yi nodded, and led everyone to walk over together.

When he arrived at the place, Shen Yi pouted his lips slightly after taking a glance. It was not for anything else, but mainly because he disliked this firewood chopping equipment.

It’s just a big pier, on which the wood is placed for chopping. Not to mention the difficulty of splitting the wood, the most important thing is that the wood is divided into two and it is not easy to burn, and the two sections have to be divided into four sections, which are very different in size. strenuous.

When Shen Yi was a child, he saw a serious woodcutter, with a cross-shaped solid knife edge on the bottom, and a seat that was lowered down to put the wood on the top.

As long as you give a countryman strength in the right direction, the wood will be directly divided into four sections under the cutting of the blade. He used to play wood chopping games a lot when he was a teenager...

"Brother Yi, chopping firewood is quite difficult. If you are optimistic, I will show you a demonstration first!"

Dahua lifted up the sleeves of his T-shirt with a proud face, deliberately exposing the tendons on his arms, holding an ax in his hand and making a fuss...

"Oh, that's great. This thing is very difficult at first glance. Dahua, you see that your movements are unusual. You can show me first." Shen Yi's thoughts flashed, and then he changed into a sincere look. With a studious expression, he sat down on the steps silently, not too dirty, just a little tired from picking vegetables just now......

"Brother Haoyi, you have taken a good look at it. First of all, the wood should be selected from such a large piece, and it should be placed firmly on the pier. Then, don't lift the ax too high and get tired. Just control the direction and chop down with strength. It's like this... Boom! Crack!!!"

The wood split in two with a sound!
"Hey! He's so handsome!!! Did you see Ma Li and Zifeng? Dahua is so handsome now, look at the muscles and movements, amazing! Amazing!" Shen Yi clapped vigorously, and praised loudly, not only himself He also took Ma Li and Zhang Zifeng with him.

Following Shen Yi's applause and praise, as well as Ma Li and Zhang Zifeng's echo, Da Hua became excited and brave at a speed almost visible to the naked eye.

"No, I'm a skilled worker. In fact, I'm not very good at chopping. Let me demonstrate it to you again! Remember the key points!"

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"Okay!!! Handsome, Dahua!!!"

"This movement is particularly in place. This is the legendary force smashing Huashan, right? But I think you will be more handsome if you lift it higher!"

"That's right, that's right! After this episode airs, I really think that a director must ask you to make a martial arts drama. Your action is so straightforward! Beautiful! Beautiful!"

half an hour later......

Dahua put down the ax with sweat all over his body, and said with a little regret: "There are not enough wood to bring back... It's all chopped up..."

"Good stamina, Dahua, it's amazing! But I think we've already had a lot of work today, it's definitely enough, come here, I'll help you get the wooden basket." Shen Yi, who has been serving as the cheerleader and the atmosphere team, stretched out a , stood up enthusiastically and laughed.

"Hey thank you brother Yi." Dahua smiled.

"Be polite, don't we need to talk about this in our relationship, right?"

"That's that... I've always felt very kind to you since I saw Brother Yi!"

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Silently watching the backs of the two of them crossing their shoulders and leaving, Zhang Zifeng slowly tasted something, turned around and asked Ma Li in a low voice: "Sister Ma Li...... Brother Yi just now is ………”

"That's right, it's exactly what you think... Brother Yi, don't look at your young age, this kind of heart, absolutely!"

"Zifeng, you are so simple, in fact, you should learn more from him, as long as you learn one percent of your brother Yi's mind, you will definitely not have to worry about not being able to get along in the entertainment industry..."

Ma Li sighed and touched Zhang Zifeng's short hair.

Zhang Zifeng: "Sister Ma Li, I guess I won't be able to learn..."

"It's true...you are too thin-skinned, and it is indeed difficult to learn from him. Apart from his acquired practice, he mainly has talent." Ma Li nodded in agreement.

Carrying the chopped firewood to the front, Dahua was so tired that he could hardly straighten his waist. Fortunately, Shen Yi was not really such an unkind person, so he hurriedly helped Dahua go back to the house to rest first, and handed him a glass of water , and then walked out of the door to watch Huang Xiaochu cook.

In fact, Shen Yi in his previous life was not a loyal viewer of Mango TV, but he was involved in some out-of-circle programs, such as "Where are you going, Dad?" ", "My Boy and Daughter", "Sound on the Scene" and this "Longing for Life".

Every time he watched this show, he was really curious about whether Huang Xiaochu's cooking was really so delicious. After all, every time he made a meal, there was He Jiong's strongest supporter.

Shen Yi once suspected that if he gave He Jiong a piece of boiled potato, he could praise it like a flower...

This question includes whether Yang Mi's feet are really stinky, whether Yingbao's feet are really that small, whether Guli Nazha's legs are really white and long, whether Liu Tianxian's appearance is really good-looking without any dead ends , have always been the few questions that foodies, foot control, leg control, and Yangou Shen Yi most want to explore.

Until now, Shen Yi can only be regarded as having just explored half of the question, and the rest... The future will be long!There is ample time!

In the not-so-large space, Huang Lei was frying the sauce, while He Jiong was preparing the tableware to be used later.

With the sound of the fried sauce being stabbed in the pot, the aroma of the sauce gradually became stronger and stronger.

Shen Yi couldn't help taking a breath...

Mom's taste, that's authentic!

"Teacher Huang, is there anything I can do?" Shen Yi asked with a smile.

"No need, you must have been tired from chopping firewood just now, let's rest and wait for dinner." Huang Lei waved his hand to say no.

However, upon hearing this, Shen Yi gave a dry cough and wanted to do some work to ease his conscience:
"I think I cut up the order. I just brought a lot of vegetables. I'll make two cold dishes for you. How about Qinglong Going to the Sea and Volcanic Snow?"

"Azure dragon going out to sea? Volcanic snow??? The name sounds a bit high-end, is this a cold dish???" Best supporter Wang He Jiong was taken aback by Shen Yi, and asked stupidly.

"I've never heard of this name. You must have eaten this dish, and you'll eat it all the time. Believe it or not, I dare to bet you five yuan." Huang Lei on the side couldn't help laughing.

"Is it so fake? I have eaten it, and I still eat it often? What is it?" He Jiong couldn't help but become more curious when he said this.

"Hahaha, it's tomatoes dipped in sugar and cucumbers." Huang Lei patted his thigh and said cheerfully.

He Jiong: "This name comes from..."

Shen Yi smiled and said: "Brother Jiong, you just say that the description is accurate or not, whether it sounds good or not?"

He Jiong: "That's right...it really makes sense! I just didn't expect that tomatoes dipped in sugar and cucumbers can be called that. I really can't afford to hear this name."

Everyone was laughing and chatting, and after a while, the cold dishes, dishes and noodles were on the table.

The dense clouds at night are finally a bit cool, the moon and stars are sparse, listening to the long humming of cicadas in the distance, watching the big mosquitoes flying around, everyone sitting on the table in the mushroom house stood up and raised their hands. cup.

"Come here, cheers, let's welcome our younger sisters Shen Yi, Ma Li, and Zifeng once again!"

"Cheers!"

"cheers!"

"Eat, eat, how about trying Teacher Huang's noodles."

"Wow, delicious!"

"Not bad! Delicious!"

(End of this chapter)