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Chapter 268 Let's Tell a Little Story Before Bed (Including Crosstalk Elements)

The evening meal was finished in a short time, but the relationship between the people in the chat became more harmonious, a little closer, and a little less unfamiliar.

In fact, not only the variety show news that broke out recently has stars not living in the same place, but also many similar variety shows are actually the same.

For some celebrities, whether they would like to live in a mushroom house is actually not only a requirement for the environment, but also a requirement for convenience. For example, some artists who only rely on their appearance, such as Xiaoju, will have their own requirements. A complete team, including clothing, makeup and hair, assistants, etc...  

Artists who do not have such high requirements for appearance may choose to live in a mushroom house, and artists with high requirements will most likely choose to live in a hotel, because not only artists live, but also the accompanying team needs to live, and they need to make up independently. Artists with burdens are I don't want colleagues with ordinary relationships to see my bare makeup, which is also a kind of defensiveness.

There are so many staff members in the program group, and the tasks are very heavy. The director, scene recorder, coordinator, and on-site etc. have to do a lot of work after work is over. It is very troublesome to make mistakes, and there are too many involved. Most artists are very uncomfortable when it comes to time and money. Easy to talk to.

Of course, in this regard, Shen Yi and Ma Li don't have any problems in this aspect, they are very serious.

After a meal, Ma Li helped He Jiong wash the dishes and chopsticks that he had eaten, while Shen Yi drank a few glasses of beer and became a little bit drunk. Pajamas came out.

Inside the room, He Jiong and Huang Lei were already lying on the bed, one was playing with his mobile phone and the other was dazed with anti-aging and anti-wrinkle eye masks.

Shen Yi picked up the mineral water on the table and took a sip, looking at the camera not far away from him, he was a little dazed, couldn't help pulling his pajamas tighter.

As a public figure, he is basically used to these things, but it was working hours, he was about to go to bed, and he saw all these things next to him. Although he knew that they were all closed, he still felt a little uncomfortable... ...

What if some staff members are unethical...... What if they secretly turn on the camera?Their boys' dormitory has less influence, but if it's a girls' dormitory... Hehehe...

"Shen Yi, if you feel uncomfortable seeing these things, you can cover them with a towel and take them off in the morning." He Jiong was obviously used to this kind of problem, and reminded casually.

"Oh, no, no, I just stood there to digest food, and I was in a daze for a while." Shen Yi said.

"Haha, yes, you didn't eat less today, good guy... It doesn't feel like a good choice to eat noodles with fried sauce today, your belly is full of carbohydrates, Shen Yi, Huang Lei, let's get up early tomorrow for a run Go, okay?" He Jiong suggested while touching his bulging stomach.

"Running... is fine too, just to take some shots together." Huang Lei thought for a while, although he was a bit lazy, he hesitated and agreed.

For example, the wake-up shots and morning jogging shots that everyone sees, in the program group, they can generally be assembled on a certain morning and shot together. The order in which the finished films are seen is not the order in which they were shot, such as 3 days 2 Night, it may be 1 day and 1 night, or it may be 5 days and 1 night, 5 days and 5 nights, or shoot for 2 days, rest for one day, then shoot for 2 days, etc.

The specific time will be determined according to the script in the first period, and will be determined according to the specific contract time with each artist. Anyway, this kind of scene is always needed. Generally, although there will not be too many, it will be in the middle of the program Make some plot buffer somewhere.

However, when Shen Yi heard this, he couldn't help but look bitter, he was not afraid of anything but the two things he was most afraid of, waking up early and exercising.

And the morning run... almost perfectly brought together Shen Yi's most annoying things.

"Brother Jiong, let's go for a morning run... What time is it usually? I'm not used to getting up early..." Shen Yi raised his hand and said weakly.

He Jiong said: "Ah, that's okay. In fact, we won't get up too early for morning jogging. Just get up at eight o'clock. It's just right to exercise and then come back to drink porridge and eat breakfast."

Usually get up at 11 or 30 o'clock and eat lunch directly, occasionally stay up late and get up in the afternoon, Shen Yi, who has slept for ten to twelve hours, looked back at the time silently, it is already [-]:[-] in the evening.

Now there are only eight hours left before going to sleep, not to mention that he can hardly sleep at this time...

"Then since you have something to do tomorrow, go to bed early, and Shen Yi should turn off the light." Huang Lei stretched his waist and said.

"Farewell Brother Jiong, Teacher Huang, I'm not sleepy at all at this point. When I'm not sleepy, it's very uncomfortable to sleep, and I may have to writhe for a long time." Shen Yi said with a bitter face.

"Then what should I do? I can tell you a few "Arabian Nights"?" Huang Lei joked. Recently, when their second daughter was officially listening to the story to sleep, he had a special life for it.

"Story...... Hey, that's right! If they don't go to bed late, they won't have to stay in bed tomorrow and don't have to run!" Shen Yi said with his eyes shining brightly and slapped his thigh.

"No, no, no! How about I tell you a short story to pass the time, how about if everyone is sleepy, you can fall asleep?"

"Okay, come here!" He Jiong, as the gold medal supporter, naturally nodded in agreement.

But Huang Lei joked with some disapproval: "Okay, let's talk about it, but the story should be more exciting, or it would be embarrassing to fall asleep halfway through."

As an actor who acts in movies, TV dramas, and dramas, his requirements and familiarity with script stories are simply not too high.

People say that if you read thousands of volumes, you can write like a god.

"Manslaughter" said that when you have watched hundreds of suspense movies, you will find that there are no weird things in the world.

Although Huang Lei may not be so exaggerated, but after reading so many scripts for so many years, he basically read half of the story, and the ending of the plot is basically clear through foreshadowing and description.

The simplest few routines are like anti-Japanese movies, as long as there is a big family in the front who celebrates his birthday and gets married, then he is not far from Tumanmen.

If the daughter-in-law is good-looking, she must be insulted and committed suicide. When all kinds of gas bombs and machine guns are greeted, gunpowder smoke is sprinkled on the camera with blood, and then the protagonist will appear on the stage to take revenge.

Immediately after that, the heroic xx army, the corrupt and incompetent xx army should come out, heroically sacrifice two positive characters in the middle, find a doctor or a political commissar to fall in love, and a series will almost come to an end.

And the main drama of the movie is either a major battle, a hero, or the survival and sacrifice of a small person in the big background, so as to sublimate the concept of anti-war, etc...

As a colleague, Shen Yi naturally understands that it is not an easy task to hook Huang Lei, but for a better sleep tomorrow, he can only resort to big moves.

"What I'm talking about can't actually be called a story. It's a passage I learned from an old gentleman before. It can be storytelling or stand-up comedy. Anyway, we mainly listen to stories."

Shen Yi nodded, and after quickly going through the story line in his mind, he sat on the bed and suddenly straightened his back, his expression suddenly became a little more serious, and he said loudly:
"The general was born with courage and courage, with autumn waters and wild goose feathers on his waist, the wind blows and drums, the mountains and rivers move, the lightning flashes, the sun and the moon are high, the unicorn in the sky is the original species, how can the ants in the cave escape, the day of the return of the Taiping, I will be released from the general War robes, hibiscus tents to warm up the spring night!"

Huang Lei: "???"

He Jiong: "???"

Originally, the two of them wanted to applaud when they heard Shen Yi's sudden recitation, but what kind of car suddenly drove past their faces?
"The general and I take off our battle robes, and the hibiscus tent warms up the spring night???"

Shen Yi smiled slightly, and started to talk without explaining it afterwards: "The thing we talked about today is called "Nine Heads Case", also called "Nine Heads and Thirteen Lives"!"

"You can understand it just by listening to the name. This is a murder case, and there are more than one case. It involves nine heads and thirteen lives!"

"This story is not fabricated, it happened for real and it is here in our city - Kyoto, the Zhenwu Temple outside Fuxing City Gate. Of course, the time is not now. The time of the story is the Daoguang period of the Qing Dynasty. The season at that time was shorter than it is now. The cold is basically late autumn."

"It's cold and cold. According to the time, it's the end of the day. A person came to the gate of the Zhenwu Temple. The person who came here looks to be in his thirties, not forty. Ladies and gentlemen, as I said just now, God, it's already late autumn, and it's especially cold in the morning and night, and this master, the clothes he's wearing can feel a little thin at this time of year."

"The shoes under my feet are also cracked. Others can tell at a glance that this is not a rich man, and he is quite down."

"Let's talk about who is this man? The book implies that this man's surname is Ma, and his name is Ma San'er. Where does he live? He lives outside the capital city. In the early years, Ma San'er's home was also in the city. Li, but he has a problem—he likes to gamble."

"Everyone, as the saying goes: Long-term gambling never wins."

"If you get involved in this, even if you have tens of thousands of wealth, you will have to go to it sooner or later. What's more, Ma San is not very rich, so he will lose all his wealth in one visit and two. He sold the house and moved to Xizhimen."

"Now let's talk about it: this Xizhimen is a good place. It would be pretty good if we could have two houses there now, but we're talking about the Daoguang period, not even the Guangguang period. Even the founding of the country, Xizhimen was desolate. "

"Beyond the second ring road is the capital, and beyond that, it is considered a rural area. It is said that no one lives there. If you walk around, you may not see a few people. Ma San lives here, and you know what the conditions are. gone."

The story unfolds slowly...

He Jiong at the side naturally had never heard of these things, he just felt that what Shen Yi said was very comfortable and interesting.

But Huang Lei couldn't help being a little surprised, and he was getting more and more afraid to take what Shen Yi said as a joke.

He was born in the south, but the university has been developed in the north so far. At that time, he had contact with cross talk and storytelling.

That tone, it feels... It is exactly the same as Shen Yi's current state, there is no vernacular or nonsense of layman's storytelling, every word is full of sound and meaning!
With a sigh in his heart, no wonder the other party is angry, Huang Lei quickly put away the joke just now, and listened seriously.

As for the audience's reaction, Shen Yi's feelings are naturally more intuitive, and he can't help but increase his strength and quickly enter the plot with a slight smile...

Shen Yi slowly entered the story by chatting about Xizhimen in Kyoto, and began to talk about the first character and plot-Ma San borrowing money.

Borrowing money from sworn brothers, the eldest brother didn't give it, neither did the second brother, but he was given a job, the most important introduction of going to Zhuanta Hutong to help make money the next day.

On the way back, Ma San saw a hanged dead body on a tree with a crooked neck. The dead body was wearing a hat. Inside the first button.

Shen Yi said: "Ma San walked past this dead body, walked forward for more than ten minutes and returned home, tired of tossing and tossing all day, first boiled the fire and made some boiling water, and ate the leftovers from the morning at home. "

"After eating, I sat on the table and it was already dark. I lit a candle. I brought some tea powder and boiled water in a large earthen pot. This tea powder is now called Gao Sui or Gao Mo. It is the good tea from the tea shop. , all the top ones are sold, and the tea leaves at the bottom are not high-end things, they used to be drunk by poor people.”

"But ah, now there are only tea drinkers who like to drink this. They say it tastes like a mouthful, and they won't change it for five thousand one catty of good tea. Anyway, this thing has its own love for turnips and greens."

"The big earthen pot is ready, and Ma San feels comfortable after drinking a few bowls. After all, he is tired after a day. He is particularly thirsty. After drinking tea, he thinks that there is work to do tomorrow, so he blows out the candles and prepares to go to bed." asleep."

"As far as the time is concerned, it is already ten o'clock in the evening. How can there be electricity? The moon is blocked by dark clouds in the wilderness, and the house is dark inside and outside, especially with the wind blowing through the wild grass. It sounds quite miserable. ……………”

"Woooooooooooooooo..."

Following Shen Yi's words, the room was already silent at this time.

Before the two listened to the story intently, neither of them felt it, but following Shen Yi's imitation, the wind started to blow in a low voice.

The darkness after turning off the lights in the room, the cold moonlight outside, the humming of cicadas...

All the environmental factors are added in, and the atmosphere in the room becomes bad...

He Jiong was originally sitting on the bed, but at this moment he couldn't help but lifted the quilt and lay down in silence covering half of his head, leaving a pair of ears and eyes to watch and listen without blinking.

"Kachacha... Ma Sanshui was in a daze and vaguely felt that there was the sound of people stepping on the grass outside the house, about four or five steps away from the door, and suddenly... human voice."

"hat…………"

"Give me back my hat..."

Shen Yi is really bad! ! !

Actors who play comedies and tragedies are actually masters of playing with "emotions" in a sense, especially a good actor like Shen Yi, who knows how to lay the groundwork and exaggerate the atmosphere.

Following Shen Yi's voice covering half of his mouth, the two people in the room shuddered in unison, their hearts hung in their throats...

Huang Lei, who was able to hold on before, silently looked back at the dark night around him, stepped back silently and leaned his back against the wall to feel a little more at ease.

(End of this chapter)