I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 269 Going On (Cross Talk Elements)

In fact, in addition to the plot and exquisite pictures in horror movies, the factor that can best exaggerate the horror atmosphere is the sound.

For example, when watching a horror movie, if you turn off the carefully prepared music and the startled music, you will find that the sense of fear will drop a lot in an instant.

But that kind is only inside the screen after all, and He Jiong and Huang Lei... are facing a real person directly. Let alone the real ones, it is still in surround sound, and it feels like... outside It is said to be a village, but it is basically the same as the wilderness at night.

Actors always tell the truth and feel when they perform. Now Huang Lei and He Jiong definitely listen and feel.

They have recorded a few episodes in total, and they never thought that the mushroom house would be so bad when the lights were turned off, but after Shen Yi spoke, the good guy felt that there was always something strange about the shadows and rustling outside the house things are shaking.

No!Even the inside of the house felt like there was something strange! ! !
Good guy, I don’t know why what I said, suddenly I feel a little creepy, and it’s getting more and more creepy!

Shen Yi looked at He Jiong with a look of extreme curiosity and fear, and then looked at Huang Lei, although he seemed to be sitting calmly, but he was always looking around vaguely, obviously feeling a little bit at the end of his battle .

With a secret smile in his heart, Shen Yi immediately continued to talk:
"Ma San thought he was dreaming at first when he was half asleep and half awake, or there was that little animal moving at night, so he didn't take it seriously. Now when he heard someone talking, a carp jumped up from the bed on the spot, and he didn't stop. I just knelt on the ground and couldn’t get up.”

"puff…………"

He Jiong couldn't help laughing. Following the tightening and loosening of a small burden, although his mental state was still a little nervous and expectant, he was indeed more relaxed after laughing than before.

However, after this slack, there will be an even bigger pit...

Shen Yi nodded and said: "Did you kneel down? Kneel down, there is no way, as the saying goes, you have done nothing wrong, and you are not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. The key is that Ma San did it. Ma San remembered it clearly on the way back in the evening." It’s clear, looking at a hanged person, I thought the hat wasn’t bad, so I went up and took it off and squinted.”

"What happened just a few hours ago, the ghost came to look for it just at night??? The more Ma San thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he felt the cold on the back of his spine, and his thighs were so soft that they were like noodles. , is already disobedient."

Shen Yi looked around in fear, and after a while, he suddenly opened his mouth and shouted loudly: "Who is it? Who called me??? Don't fuck with me! Labor and management have kitchen knives, they will kill you with one knife!!!"

With a frightened expression and a trembling voice, Huang Lei and He Jiong looked at Shen Yi for a moment in a daze, as if they were watching a drama and watching Ma San from the perspective of God.

"He said he was going to kill those outside, but in fact Ma San was too scared." Shen Yi squinted his eyes, pretended to be trembling, made a gesture of getting up slowly and said:
"Holding a kitchen knife tremblingly in his hand, Ma San moved slowly to the door with hands and feet, holding his breath and listening to the movement outside through the door."

While Shen Yi was talking, he listened sideways like he was leaning against a wall.

"After waiting for a while, Ma San didn't seem to be moving outside. He was wondering if he was sleepy and misheard, when he heard outside..."

"hat…………"

"Mom, I'm going to die!!!!"

If it wasn't for Shen Yi's extreme wickedness, he would have been quiet at night, and his own voice would have become smaller and more creepy as he spoke.

As a result, the last "Oh my god, I died early!" directly rose n tunes.

Originally, Huang Lei and He Jiong couldn't help poking their heads out of nervousness following Shen Yi's movements, but this voice is no longer a matter of being startled, it feels like the whole heart has missed a beat!
"Wicked! How could such a voice come out of nowhere!!!" The two of them complained angrily in unison.

However, Shen Yi pretended to be ignorant, and immediately pretended to be serious after finishing the skinning, and said: "Ma Sansan was so frightened that he lost half of it all at once. The hat he picked up was placed by the door when he returned home. It was on the table, so I quickly took two steps forward, picked up the hat and opened the door, and threw it out with all my strength!"

"Give you!!!"

"Throwing the hat, Ma San lost his last bit of strength. He just leaned against the door and stood still, sweating profusely. He felt like he had just been fished out of some water. He had been slowing down for a long time. Then Recovering a little courage, I opened the door a crack and looked left and right - no one!"

"Good guy, I was almost scared to death!!!"

"Ma San gradually calmed down, thinking that this is not a problem, let's sleep for a while? That's bullshit, just look at the sky outside and it's getting a little bit bright, so let's go! Hurry up and find Boring Er Brother, I remember Zhuanta Hutong, don’t worry about what you’re doing, if you earn a little money, you’ll be poor and I won’t live here! It’s too scary!”

"Thinking about it in my heart, Ma San simply tidied up, wiped his face, cheered up and went out."

………………

………………

"Didn't see a ghost?" Huang Lei was slightly taken aback when he heard that, but he was a little bit disappointed at first.

It's like going to a small stall outside and buying a pirated CD titled "Birth Parents Turned into Beasts, Underage Girls Are Forced to Bend to Work in a Bathing Center, and the Plot Climaxes".

Then I bought a bottle of Nutrition Express and drank it, went home excitedly and opened it, only to find that it was the same as "Spirited Away"......

But immediately Huang Lei felt the advance of the plot of this story.

What kind of thing is the scariest, the thing that has not appeared is the scariest.

Horror, no matter what, as long as it comes out for a while, after the outbreak of fear, it will enter the sage time. If you want to make people interested again, it will be very difficult to be afraid. This is why horror movies come out last. reason.

On the other hand, the kind and simple He Jiong was completely unaware of this problem, and was still immersed in the disappointment of not seeing a ghost...

Shen Yi then continued: "The one outside was very cold in the early morning. Ma San shrugged and walked towards the city. The nearest of these two places is a dirt road made by feet and carriages, and there are weeds on both sides."

"Walking around, Ma Sanhuang wobbled and gradually came to the place where the dead body was hanging yesterday..."

"Don't dare to go closer, Ma San just looked at the dead body from such a distance..."

"Hey!!! It's done!!! That dead body - really wears a hat!!!"

"Oh oh oh..."

"Fuck..."

As soon as Shen Yi's words came out, the two people who had just relaxed a little bit, were like the roller coaster ride, their hearts jumped again in an instant, their palms felt cold for a while, and they were already sweating before they knew it.

"Okay, it's getting late. I've been talking for forty minutes before I knew it. Good night, Teacher Huang Lei, good night, brother Jiong, go to bed! I have to get up early for a run tomorrow!"

Shen Yi smiled slightly, suddenly changed his expression, quickly lay down and covered himself with the quilt, turning over as soon as he saw that he was about to fall asleep......

"Sleeping???"

"Um???"

"Oh shit! You fell asleep halfway through the talk, why don't you let us sleep???"

"Hey, get up! At least you finish this point, Shen Yi!" He Jiong suddenly got out of the quilt with an anxious expression on his face.

Huang Lei: "Yeah! It's just after twelve o'clock, so what's the point of missing a little sleep, right? Let's talk about it! He Jiong, pull him up, and I'll go make three cups of coffee! Drink something romantic! "

"Hey, what are you two doing? I'm used to going to bed early and getting up early, and I have to get up early tomorrow for a morning run. Why did you wake me up? I'm yawning~ I'm a little sleepy..." Shen Yi was dissatisfied when He Jiong pulled him out of the quilt.

"Stop talking nonsense! Just now you took the initiative to talk, there is no reason why you didn't tell half of what you said, don't take off your pants and deny people!" He Jiong pushed Shen Yi and said angrily.

This bastard definitely did it on purpose!Are you tired of borrowing money from Ma San just now?Are you sleepy when Ma San comes back? ? ?The favorite guy ran into a ghost, and you are sleepy at the critical moment? ? ?Laozi believed in your ghost! ! !
"Just say yes, if you were told by comedians and storytellers in the past, you would have been beaten to death long ago. Now that you have said it today, at least let us have a good time listening to it."

Huang Lei went to make three cups of coffee and came back shortly after, looking at Shen Yi, he also complained.

Shen Yi took a sip of a cup of coffee with sugar and milk, the slightly bitter and sour coffee was wonderfully neutralized by the sugar milk, leaving only the rich fragrance that slowly entered the stomach with the heat, which was very comfortable.

However, after thanking him softly, Shen Yi looked at Huang Lei with an expression that you don't understand.

"You have to talk like this to make money! Not only can you make money, but you can also get a title called "King of the Pit!"

After Shen Yi drank the coffee in a few sips, he picked up the mineral water beside him and rinsed his mouth.

Coffee is different from tea or water. It is relatively strong and easily smears the mouth, resulting in unclear voice and slurred speech.

Although it doesn't matter to He Jiong and Huang Lei, when a monk hits the clock one day.

Since he had the audacity to achieve himself with the masterpieces of so many great masters in his previous life, he naturally has the responsibility to present these masterpieces to the world in his best form, which is his bottom line.

"Oh, okay, okay, let's talk about it again, but if you want to listen to it happily, you two really want to go blind..." Looking at the expectant eyes of the two, Shen Yi couldn't help laughing secretly.

The biggest feature of the stand-up comic "Nine Heads Case" is that there are many pitfalls. A typical suspenseful story plus various crosstalk masters behind, the crystallization of the wisdom of many seniors. It can be said that one of the stories in it counts as one, and there are pitfalls everywhere !Big pits cover small pits, and the inside of the small pit is covered with cement, and there are countless spikes in the cement, all of which grow upside down.

Just like what Shen Yi said just now, the first pitfall is that Erye Men and Ma San made an appointment to go to Zhuanta Hutong to do business and help them.

As for the second pit, this Ma San took off the hat on the dead body's head and took it home on his own head. It was haunted at night and returned to the original owner the next day.

It can be said that there are too many pitfalls like this in the whole story, and all of them are full of suspense, which makes people unable to extricate themselves. Want to listen to it in one breath? ? ?
Hehe...that is impossible, but when it comes to bringing the listener into a bigger pit, Shen Yi is very good at it!

"It would have allowed you to stay in the small pit, but you might not be so curious, or you might have forgotten it after a while. If that's the case, you can only stay in the pit and you won't be able to climb out for the rest of your life."

There was a warm smile on the corner of Shen Yi's mouth, he calmed down and continued:
"In front of the Meilu Mountain, there are wolves behind. The wolves and deer worship on the hills."

"The wolf comes to the rescue of the deer, and the deer comes to the wolf to hide."

"I advise you to be cautious when making friends, and never make friends with Wuwulang!"

"After the two opening poems, I'll tell you about the nine-headed case. In the last book, it was said that Ma San came out of the house and walked to the place where he was hanged the day before. Looking at this head, he happened to be wearing this yesterday. The hat he took away made Ma San tremble with fright."

"At first, after a while, Ma San managed to slow down a little bit, but at this moment, his heart hit his throat again."

Shen Yi opened his mouth in fear and raised his head, following Ma San's example: "Brother... Was it you last night???"

"Aren't you hanging on somewhere to play? Brother??? Brother Hanging Ghost? Brother Hanging Ghost, you want nothing else besides a hat..."

…………

Shen Yi: "This Ma San has been talking nice things to this hanged ghost for a long time, and he has been poor for a long time, seeing if this ghost doesn't talk to me, I have nothing to do."

"It's daylight now, and my second brother still has work to give me in the city. There's no way to delay this. Ma San thought about it and walked around to avoid the place where the hanged ghost is."

"Just saying that Ma San'er ran all the way to the capital city, entered the city, just said that it was dawn, some small food stalls on the side of the road, and some people who got up early and went to work came out one after another Now that Ma San saw people and felt the popularity, he wasn't so afraid anymore."

"Steady your mind, Ma San let out a long breath to cheer yourself up, and went to the brick tower alley at the gate of the city. It turned out that it was a coincidence that he just walked to the alley, and when he turned a corner, he bumped into someone. full."

"The two collided together, and Ma San'er staggered. Although she wasn't injured, she was angry and cursed: "Hey, you're on a grown man??? Why can't you walk when you go out so early in the morning?" Long eyes are going to die???"

"The person who bumped into him was a young guy. He was still sleepy early in the morning. This bumped into someone, and he was shocked. He knew that he bumped into someone. It was his own fault, especially when he heard the other side Ting Heng didn't dare to speak at that time, he faltered and apologized, then lowered his head and trotted past Ma San.

"Ma San'er slapped the few drops of water splashed on his body, although he was a bit depressed, but seeing that the guy hadn't spoken, he didn't care anymore, turned around and went straight to the alley to find his second brother Bonk.

"There are two flowers blooming, one for each. Let's turn around and talk about this young man who just bumped into Ma San'er. He is not very old, only sixteen or seventeen. What is his name? ——Xiao Liben'er , why do we spend pen and ink talking about him? There must be a reason, right? The specific things... have to continue in the next chapter!"

(End of this chapter)