I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 271

"Xiao Liben, in the past, the bosses in SD Province used to call their own tricks collectively, just like calling Xiaoer and waiters in our TV dramas."

"In the past, how could there be running water in this capital city? The rich elders would bring sweet water from mountain springs to drink, but ordinary people couldn't do it, so they had to dig bitter water wells."

"But digging a well requires finding a source of water, isn't it? Not everyone has it, so this business came into being. I just drilled a well at my own house and opened a water shop to sell water."

"This water shop is basically monopolized by this Shandong native. There are four or five alleys in a shop that are so close to each other. Every morning, the water shop sends the waterman, this little Liben, to fetch water for each family. Sell ​​water."

"I'm talking about this little fellow here, bypassing Ma San'er, and came to the courtyard in Zhuanta Hutong. First, unload the shoulder pole. There is this big water tank at the entrance of the courtyard wall, and the two buckets of water he is carrying are rushing~ all Fortunately, he took out a big iron nail from his bosom."

"nail???"

He Jiong was slightly taken aback, wondering if this murder was about to happen.

Little did they know that after Shen Yi made an overwhelmed gesture, he smiled and continued:

"Why is this nail used? Don't get me wrong. It is a tool that is normally used to pay the bills in the water shop. You have to pay for water, right? Or it is this one-time checkout, and you pay me directly, or it is this painting. road."

"Come here once. This little Liben will draw a line with nails on the brick wall in the courtyard, and settle it again at the end of the month. Generally, there are two ways."

"Xiao Liben rushed to the door with a nail and shouted: Is it for painting? Is it for money?......... Grandpa, grandma, is it for painting or for money? Is it for painting??? Shouting in his mouth He yelled several times, but there was no movement in the room, and now Xiao Liben is in a bit of trouble, who knows what to do if he doesn't speak? You can't leave, right? "

"Little Libaer wondered if the person inside hadn't gotten up yet, so he wanted to take two steps forward and reached out to knock on the door. As a result, he just touched the door, and the door...it opened by itself."

"The door was left open last night."

Shen Yi spoke with an accent, with a look of astonishment on his face, he looked around and said...

"Grandpa, grandma, are you up? Is it Huadao?"

"Xiao Liben'er was talking while carrying the pole. The two empty buckets of water on the pole had already been emptied, so he entered the house with one step and two steps."

Shen Yi looked at the audience in the audience while explaining, and at the same time made movements on his own and said:
"Let's say this room has three rooms in a row. In the middle is the nave with two chairs, the right is the study, and the left is the sleeping room. The door of the sleeping room is not closed. This little Liben is calling the owner of the house unconsciously. I sniffed it so close to the bedroom... There was a scent of women's powder."

"Little Liben smelled this smell..... He stopped, guessing that this should be the bedroom, and walked into the bedroom step by step while carrying the pole."

"Needless to say in the bedroom, the biggest thing is the bed. There is such a curtain outside the bed."

"Master! Grandma! Are you up yet? Is it Hua Dao?"

While imitating the other party's words, expressions and movements, at the same time jumping out to describe from the perspective of God, this switching back and forth is enough to show Shen Yi's high level and switching freely.

"The mouth is so poor, Xiao Liben raised the curtain so lightly with the other hand, and peeked inside secretly with his head tilted..."

"Little Liben rolled his eyes inward, and he couldn't take them back for a moment. Someone was sleeping in the quilt on the bed. There was no fire in the room, and it was dark. Only two calves were exposed under the quilt, and the little feet were white. It's a little scary, but you can tell it's a woman's legs and feet at a glance."

"Oh oh oh..."

Huang Lei and He Jiong held the coffee cups with sparkling eyes.

However, Shen Yi didn't stop, continuing his performance:
"Grandpa, grandma, this leg is painted Dao bah... This white road is a leg... Isn't this a painted Dao?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Huang Lei and He Jiong smiled knowingly, they both forgot about Shen Yi's tricks.

It's loose, but it's about to be tightened!
Shen Yi: "Xiao Liben'er has long forgotten about painting Taoism, what's wrong? He's already started talking nonsense, everyone pay attention to this person's actions at this time, he stretched his head to look inside, the other half He was outside with the two empty buckets on his body and shoulders, but at this moment, a person appeared behind him!"

"If you just look at it like this, maybe there is something wrong with this person? It's not scary, but the key point is that this person not only looks at Xiao Liben from behind, but also holds two bloody... ...heads!!!"

Huang Lei: "..."

He Jiong felt that the gap left by the quilt after laughing just now was too big, so he couldn't help tucking it back.

What is reversal? This is reversal. Do you think you saw a ghost?In fact, there is no more text left behind!Do you think this is an eclectic plot like "Jin Ping Mei"?In the next second, your blood will be cold!

When Shen Yi was learning Xiao Liben before, he looked up and down, but when he said this sentence, he raised his head slightly, and looked down at people instead.

Eyes narrowed slightly with coldness, but there was a faint smile on the corner of the mouth, the appearance was as realistic as possible, the sudden change of time and the huge contrast, the acting skills directly stunned both of them.

Shen Yi slid his hands left and right and said: "This person is holding two people's hair, and the bloody head is still dripping blood slowly."

"The man saw that Liben'er was half-closed to the curtain, and he was carrying the two empty buckets on his shoulders. He nodded slightly, took two steps forward to Liben'er, and took the two empty barrels. Two heads were thrown in the barrel."

"At the same time! I shouted from behind: Who is it!!!"

A loud shout seemed to shake the hearts of both of them at the same time, which made people feel a little scared when they heard it.

Shen Yi said: "Everyone, please pay attention to this order, whoever puts the head first will immediately shout, if you say put the head first and don't speak, then everyone can feel the weight in the bucket, and instinctively will Looking back, it had to be together."

"People are scary, not to mention this self-defeating thing. When Xiao Liben turned around and saw a man behind him, his first thought was that it was over! Mr. Renben might go to the bathroom or something, and I'm here Peeping at someone’s daughter-in-law sleeping with her white legs exposed, oops! I just need an explanation.”

"Master, isn't it... I... I... No one in the painting... Come in and see... I will bring water..."

"roll!!!"

"Eh yes!!!"

After Shen Yi played the two roles alone, he continued: "As soon as I heard that my uncle didn't pursue the matter, Xiao Liben immediately ran out!

"At this time...don't talk about people, the rabbit is his grandson! I didn't even realize...the weight in this bucket has changed!"

(End of this chapter)