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Chapter 272 Shen Yi's Childhood Life——It's Boring!
After eating breakfast in a while, although He Jiong was still a little sleepy, he still followed the crowd to go to the field early to break the corn.

After all, the sun in the morning is much milder than the sun at noon and afternoon.

Naturally, it is better to go early for labor, you must know that they have a huge work goal of a thousand corns today.

Naturally, Huang Lei needless to say, after all, he is the only cook in Mushroom House, and he is in charge of things above the stove. He prepares the meals early, and waits for the working people to come back to have a mouthful of steaming meals.

The crowd followed He Jiong for about a mile with large baskets in their hands, and they came to a huge corn field.

The emerald green, tender green, and bright green corn stalks are more than two meters high each, with plump corn growing in a patchwork pattern on the stalks. Gently peel off the husk of a corn, and a somewhat blunt corn fragrance wafts from the tip of the nose.

"This corn...it will be delicious when you go back and cook it or roast it!"

Shen Yi lightly pinched the grains of corn and said with a positive expression, although he couldn't tell whether the corn was tender or old through this action, it was just like the action of patting watermelon, it would make people feel professional... ...

"Brother Yi, can you roast corn?" Sister Zhang Zifeng asked curiously.

Shen Yi smiled and waved his hands: "I'm not very good at it, but Ma Li and the others in the Northeast should have a deeper understanding of corn than me."

"That's right." Ma Li smiled and nodded.

"We didn't play much when we were young. At that time, a bunch of little kids got together and either played hide and seek or played with fire."

"Build a decent small stove with a few bricks, put some twigs and firewood in it, or steal some medium from the boiler room, and use the twigs to skewer roasted corn and sweet potatoes, but basically it's for fun, and the baked things are half raw. , it’s almost impossible to eat half of it, and you’ll have diarrhea if you eat it hard.”

"Brother Yi, haven't you ever played with this thing? Then what did you play with when you were young?" Ma Li asked curiously.

"Me? When I was young, I wanted to play guns with plastic bullets, but my parents didn't buy them for me. So when I was young, it was quite boring. I played house with a bunch of little girls and sisters. I acted as the emperor, and I named them queens and concubines according to their looks, and if they wanted to be in the top position, they had to bribe me with gifts and toys."

"Whoever becomes a queen can kiss me, but concubines can only beat my legs, press my waist as a knee pillow, and dig my earwax, which is very boring."

Ma Li: "..." (;[-]_[-])
Zhang Zifeng: "..."

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He Jiong: "..." (;[-]_[-])
"It's not... Shen Yiyou thinks this... is boring???" He Jiong said in silence for a while.

Shen Yi said with a straight face: "Ah... What's the point of playing games? If I have a plastic gun, who would be willing to play with them?"

Dahua smashed it and said: "If I knew it, I would go to play with little girls... It's a pity that when I was young, I only played gunfights..."

"Dahua, your idea is very dangerous. Shen Yi was raised by a scumbag since he was a child. This is not easy for you to learn, and it is easy to fail." He Jiong patted Dahua's shoulder and said seriously.

"Yeah, brother Yi, this is definitely a talent. We can't learn the kind that we are familiar with at the age of five." Ma Li also echoed earnestly.

Shen Yi: "??? Oh no, why am I such a scumbag? Who is familiar at the age of five? I had no choice, okay? Even if we were playing with little girls, our friendship was pure at that time!"

"I was pure when I was young, but it might not be so when I grow up?" Ma Li looked at Shen Yi and smiled.

"When I grow up, I won't play with girls anymore. Good guy, when he went to middle school and high school, that guy really beats me up..." Shen Yi said with lingering fear.

Everyone: "666..."

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While chatting for a while, they broke the corn on their own. At first, everyone worked hard and didn't feel how tiring it was to do this job. Dahua once shouted the slogan of breaking [-] corns.

However, this strength only lasted for an hour and basically disappeared. The sun in the cornfield rose higher and higher, followed by the higher and higher outdoor temperature, which once distorted the air .

The scorching sun and the constant overflowing sweat were wearing down everyone's meager physical strength little by little, and what followed was that the strength in their hands became weaker and weaker, and the breaking speed became slower and slower.

Fortunately, in the end, there were a few nearby villagers who watched the excitement. They really couldn’t stand the rough farm work of these people, so they came to teach them how to save energy and how to break, and even drove their own tricycle over. Helping them move the corn finally made the speed of several people gradually increase.

The work lasted until past twelve o'clock at noon, and it didn't end until everyone couldn't take it anymore. Fortunately, the final record was quite exciting.

Everyone moved all the corn back to the mushroom house and counted it. The original goal of 730 corns has been broken, and [-] or [-] corns have been broken, which is almost three-quarters of the goal.

In the afternoon, you only need to wait for the sun to go down, and then break off about a quarter of the corn, which is 260 stalks.

However, the high-intensity work and high temperature did not bring a good appetite at noon. Although the meal cooked by Huang Xiaochu at noon was still delicious, everyone’s appetite was average. The youngest and thinner sister Zhang Zifeng even suffered from heatstroke. a feeling of.

His face was slightly pale and nauseated, he drank a little mung bean soup made by Xiaochu Huang, and went back to his room to rest.

The rest of the people are relatively in good condition, and they can't do anything outdoors at noon anyway, they just want to rest and drink tea.

But Shen Yi was not idle, he and Huang Lei packed up the roasted whole lamb for dinner.

First of all, it is naturally the seasoning to be marinated with the roasted whole lamb. Don't forget to put onions, ginger, celery, chili powder, cinnamon and Chinese herbs.

Come to a full-flavored whole lamb SPA and marinate for three hours. This time is just right to prepare the meringue water for roasting whole lamb.

Roasted whole lamb is the same as roasted suckling pig. The main thing to eat is a crispy outside and tender inside.

Of course, to achieve such an effect, there is no doubt that this is a particularly time-consuming and energy-consuming task. After all, mushroom houses do not have fully automatic grills.

Since Shen Yi is capable of this job, Huang Lei immediately went to prepare other dishes ordered by the guests.

Everyone was tired at noon and didn't eat well. Naturally, this meal in the evening couldn't make everyone feel wronged.

(End of this chapter)