I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 297 The show begins

"Wow, is that a star? It looks so good!"

"Fuck, this skin... is so white, and there are those long legs!"

"Hey, look, that's Di Lieba, do you know why she looks a bit like a foreigner? She is from Xinjiang, do you know Xinjiang? It's the place where grapes are grown!"

After a series of welcoming ceremonies ended, Shen Yi led the stars into the performance hall of the juvenile prison. The people sitting in the auditorium looked at the busy stars on the stage and chatted excitedly. stand up.

Although there are staff working hard to maintain order, if the people here were so obedient, they would not come here.

Several female stars on the stage, listening to the occasional vulgar Chinese and comments from the audience, the colors visible to the naked eye gradually cooled down.

But at this time, a shout of anger suddenly shocked everyone:
"Stop arguing! Do you want to watch the show, you bastards, I don't want to see you move your mouth again, hear me?"

Shen Yi looked up, looked at the hall in the middle of the auditorium where the boy had roared and suddenly became quieter, smiled, turned around and asked curiously to the staff around him: "Is that kid the squad leader here? It feels quite intimidating. "

"We don't call him monitor here, but that's basically what it means. This kid is called Wang Hao. He's not bad in nature, but he's very good at fighting. Many kids in this institute are afraid of him." The judicial staff opened their mouths to explain.

Shen Yi nodded, then looked at Wang Hao carefully and said, "Is he committing a serious crime?"

"Group fights are nothing compared to those vile ones here. Children should be able to go out after a while." The judicial staff laughed.

"Oh..." Shen Yi nodded, and then met Wang Hao's eyes in the audience and waved his hand kindly to express his gratitude for what happened just now.

And Wang Hao obviously didn't expect to see Shen Yi's response, his face turned red uncontrollably, waved his hands again and again, it wasn't enough, he thought for a long time and bowed to Shen Yi.

With the staff and Wang Hao taking care of it together, after the surprise at the beginning, everyone gradually became quieter.

Everything was quickly prepared on the stage, and the performance officially began.

The first program is a sketch by Yi Yangqianxi and You Haoran. It is about a kind-hearted criminal and a policeman who are struck by lightning to switch identities, and finally cooperate to fight crime by chance.

This subject matter is not so trendy, but fortunately, it is not out of the ordinary. Coupled with the good acting skills of the two actors and frequent burdens, the first scene received a lot of applause.

After Shen Yi finished watching the first scene, he nodded in satisfaction knowing that everyone was not affected, and then he was relieved, and went back to prepare the costumes and props for his show.

One show after another, although the quality is good and bad, but the overall level is still on the level, so naturally it also received a lot of applause.

As for the finale, there is no doubt that it has to be the works of Yu Nian and Shen Yi.

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The curtain on the stage was slowly opened, and under the dim light, two bloated and wretched figures in military coats slowly crawled out from the side...

"No one is coming! Remember you are here to watch, I'm going to break the safe!"

The actor who plays the leader Wei Boss here is an old supporting role in the film and television industry. He has acted in dramas for half his life, and he has never been famous in his life, but his acting skills are indeed good. Let him show it all.

"No one, Boss Wei? Why do I feel unsafe around here..."

However, Yu Nian playing against him is naturally better. Listening to what Boss Wei said, Yu Nian is still leaning against the wall, rubbing his butt against the ground, and moving to the side step by step with his hands and feet, panicking while moving Looking around, how funny and funny is the look...

A policeman at the side smiled silently, and said to the other at the same time: "Hey, you said that the thieves and thieves on the street are like this, so it's easy to catch."

"That's nonsense... If you see such a person on the street, it's illegal to arrest ten or eleven out of ten. This is really good, it's like writing on my face that I'm a thief. "

The two police officers exaggerated Yu Nian's acting skills in a low voice, Shen Yi naturally didn't hear it, otherwise he would have appointed him to correct it.

"No, this is not an act... This thing is really born!!!"

The actor who played Boss Wei rolled his eyes when he saw Yu Nian's timid look, and took out a hat from his pocket and handed it to Yu Nian: "Here!"

As a result, the next second, Yu Nian had just received the hand and watched it intently, and immediately called out "Mom" and threw it back to Boss Wei.

"Don't I don't want this... I'm afraid."

Elder Wei said angrily, "What are you afraid of?"

Yu Nian said, "The police..."

Elder Wei said angrily, "This is just a hat."

"I'm also afraid of hats, alas..."

Just as Yu Nian was halfway through his words, Boss Wei put his hat on his head impatiently the next moment, and then directed again:

"Take off your coat, too."

Yu Nian stared at his forehead with a frightened face, almost stuttering: "I, I... I said, big brother, we have lived in it for a long time, and we need to have a sense of the legal system, don't get me wrong , I... I mean, even if the makeup policeman breaks the safe, even if he can't get it for a penny, he will have to be sentenced for several years! "

As soon as Yu Nian took off his outer military coat, the military uniform inside was immediately exposed, but the size was one size smaller at first glance, and it was tightly attached to Yu Nian's body, but the hat on his head was one size larger than Yu Nian's , hanging crookedly on Yu Nian's shaved head and shiny forehead, how ridiculous the whole person's state really is.

However, this kind of crow's mouth behavior, Boss Wei would be surprised if he liked to hear it. He couldn't help strangling Yu Nian's neck angrily and said, "I'll fucking strangle you to death."

Yu Nian hurriedly begged for mercy: "Big Brother, spare your life! Big Brother, I'll do it! Can't you do it!"

Wei Laodao: "Don't doze off."

Yu Nian smiled and said, "Don't dare, dare not."

Boss Wei: "Keep an eye on it."

Yu Nian: "Stare, stare..."

(End of this chapter)