I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 298 "The Police and the Thieves"

Boss Wei sneaked away after reminding Chen Xiaoer, and Chen Xiaoer......

"Hurry up, move your hands and feet quickly! My God, oh..."

Standing alone on the stage, he felt as if he had been stripped naked and thrown on the road. He was full of nervousness, fear and discomfort. He reached out and tentatively touched the brim of his hat, and the next second he was shocked. Like electricity.

Then he reached out and took out his pocket, took out a cigarette from the left pocket, and held it tremblingly to his mouth.

After all, even if the show is spread this time, it will not go to too many official platforms, so the review of the show is not so strong. Although smoking is not advocated, it is not impossible to appear.

However, it was precisely because these actions were included that they immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Especially when Chen Xiaoer, a stupid thief, was watching the movements, everyone's eyes were still half-jokingly glanced at a few people in the crowd.

It's just that he was stared back by those people in the next second, as if to say that he is not so timid and wretched...

Just at this moment, the policeman played by Shen Yi came out from a distance, it was obviously two normal steps, but as soon as Shen Yi appeared, the feeling of a grassroots policeman was given to everyone in an instant.

Calm and confident, you know 100% true at first glance, and then look at Chen Xiaoer... Alas, the whole traitor who broke into our police!
"Comrade, hello comrade, borrow a fire." Shen Yi walked up to Yu Nian, waved the hand holding the cigarette, smiled and said politely.

Yu Nian was looking around furiously, not noticing where Shen Yi came from, who it was, and answered casually, just took out the lighter, turned around to see Shen Yi standing in front of him in police uniform, and hit him from head to toe. One trembling, the whole person is numb.

Shen Yi was a little puzzled by Yu Nian's blank reaction, he smiled and continued to say politely: "Comrade, please excuse me."

Yu Nian: "Fire..." Σ(дlll)
Shen Yi nodded and said: "Matches."

"Oh, oh, matches..." Yu Nian hurriedly agreed, reached out and rummaged through the pockets of his clothes, and found a pair of handcuffs directly from his right pocket, his hands trembling with fright again.

Shen Yi looked at Yu Nian in a hurry, pointed to the thing in his hand and said, "Isn't it?"

Yu Nian's lips were pale, and his whole body was trembling, "Is it okay to use a lighter?"

Shen Yi smiled and said: "Of course it's possible."

"A lighter is also fine..." Yu Nian frantically hit it twice but failed to hit it, but he didn't notice it at all, and wanted to take a walk the next second, but was immediately called down by Shen Yi:
"Oh, comrade, don't go! It's...not lit."

Yu Nian: "Oh, it's not lit, it's not lit, let's... light it."|Д)))
Shen Yi asked curiously: "It's not...... Are you cold?"

Yu Nian shivered and said, "I...I am a policeman."

"puff…………"

"Hahaha!!!"

Seeing that Yu Nian didn't have 300 taels of silver here, and he didn't pretend to be self-inflicted at all, the audience couldn't help laughing in a low voice

Shen Yi said helplessly: "I know you are a policeman, I mean... are you sick?

Yu Nian shook his head for a while: "I'm not cold..."

"Looking at you like this, you are so nervous as if I was performing the mission for the first time when I was young...... I see, are you performing the mission here?" Shen Yi suddenly remembered something, and asked again road.

"Execute...ah, yes, execute...top-secret missions! I'm in charge of letting go... bah! I'm in charge of monitoring!" Yu Nian's eyes lit up, and he nodded again and again following Shen Yi's words.

"Oh, that's how it is…………"

Shen Yi nodded, but then he was a little puzzled and said: "That's not right, but I'm the policeman in this area, why don't I even know anything about it?"

Yu Nian shrank his eyes, looked up at Shen Yi and whispered, "I didn't dare to tell you..."

"Good guy, then this mission is really top-secret. I know the discipline, so I won't ask about it haha, eh... Then will my doing this affect you?" Shen Yi said.

Yu Nian nodded in a panic: "Yes, yes, it's a very special task, please don't ask, if you ask, I have to tell you, me."

Shen Yi waved his hand, then walked two steps forward and said: "Haha, don't worry, don't ask, don't ask."

Yu Nian's eyes lit up immediately and he said, "You go."

Shen Yi: "Huh? I..."

Yu Nian hurriedly bowed deeply and said happily, "Go slowly!"

Shen Yi: "No...I haven't."

Yu Nian smiled and said: "You go slowly, you go slowly."

Shen Yi: "Oh, I'm not..... okay, then I'm leaving!
Yu Nian was overjoyed: "Go slowly!"

Shen Yi had no choice but to say, "Go, go."

Seeing Shen Yi being withdrawn with a few words by himself, Yu Nian's mood also instantly relaxed, and he couldn't help but say politely: "Stop chatting for a while?"

Yu Nianben had almost walked to the edge of the stage, and when he heard this, he turned around and said, "Let's talk a little longer?"

Yu Nian was taken aback immediately.

Shen Yi smiled and said: "You have said that, then let's talk for a while!"

"Snapped!!!"

Yu Nian slapped himself with a painful face and said speechlessly, "Why am I talking about this? I..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh oh oh!"

The audience was already laughing, including many staff members and police officers.

It can be said that the stage here is not as advanced as the Spring Festival Gala stage that Shen Yi attended before, but the atmosphere here actually makes Shen Yi and Yu Nian even more superior.

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the audience who go there are all high-status, well-known people. On such a high-end occasion, even if you smile, you have to pay attention to the level of your smile, without showing your teeth.

But the kids here don’t understand that, good is good, bad is bad, basically emotions are written on their faces, this is undoubtedly the best feedback and reminder for actors to perform on stage.

Shen Yi came over and casually lit a cigarette for Yu Nian: "Smoking, do you smoke?"

Yu Nian smiled and said, "Don't dare..."

The cigarette he had in his mouth before was frightened away the moment he saw the policeman.

Shen Yi smiled understandingly and said: "The control at home is so strict. In fact, my wife also prevents me from smoking. Look, I confiscated even lighters and matches, so I can only borrow fire and cigarettes everywhere." Excuse me, comrade, which police station are you from?
Yu Nian thought for a while and said, "I, I... Oh, when I first entered, I was at the police station."

Shen Yi said: "Oh... what happened next?"

Yu Nian pointed his finger up with a face of embarrassment and said, "It wasn't just later.

Shen Yi nodded to express his understanding: "Oh, I understand, the sub-bureau has been transferred."

Yu Nian said: "That's right, I haven't lived in the branch office for a long time, and"

Shen Yi said: "Where is it tuned again?"

Yu Nian said: "The court."

Shen Yi said: "Oh, it's not bad to work in the court."

Yu Nian waved his hands and said more and more smoothly: "No, I went a few times, and then I..."

Shen Yi asked in surprise: "Where is it tuned again?"

Yu Nian said: "In the end, this is... entering the fourth prison."

Shen Yi nodded but said, "Oh. I've been transferred to the Labor Reform Bureau."

"Yes, who cares?" Yu Nian said vaguely
Shen Yi smiled and said: "Hey, I heard that working on the labor camp in your place is very hard."

Hearing that he has been working hard for more than a year, he clapped his hands and said, "Isn't that right, you really have to work!"

"Ah, you guys also work?" Shen Yi asked curiously.

Yu Nian said: "Who can run..."

Shen Yi said: "Oh, the bonus must be very high, right?"

Yu Nian stared blankly and said, "Bonus? Where did you get the bonus? No!"

Shen Yi: "What about the subsidy?"

Yu Nian said speechlessly: "There is still a subsidy? Why has no one ever given it to me? No!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oops..."

Listening to Shen Yi and Yu Nian talking about each other, and they could chat together, everyone couldn't help being amused by Yu Nian's funny appearance and lines.

Shen Yi said: "Then there is nothing... The holidays should be long, right?"

Yu Nian spread his hands and said, "That's even more impossible, it's impossible to give us a fake!"

Shen Yi: "Then you..."

Yu Nian: "For nothing!!!"

"That's it... It's not bad if I can get a good job! You said that I have worked so hard all these years in there, just to get out of that damn place one day sooner!!!"

Shen Yi smiled and said: "Hey comrade - we can't complain."

Only then did Yu Nian come back to his senses, and quickly apologized with a smile, "Ah, yes, yes, you can't complain."

Shen Yi said: "Then you come out..."

Yu Nian said: "Isn't it, my elder brother asked me to let the air go.

Shen Yi said: "Oh top secret mission, sorry for forgetting."

At this time, the beautiful female student played by Di Lieba came over from here:

"Hello Uncle Police"

"Go! Didn't see I was talking... Where are you going, beauty???" Yu Nian turned his head impatiently, but when he saw Reba's appearance, his attitude took a 180-degree turn.

"Hey, how can you call it that? Don't be so hippie." Shen Yi helplessly pulled Yu Nian, who had a wretched smile on his face, who had exactly the same demeanor as Captain Yan Guanyingjia, behind him, and then straightened his hat and walked forward After the correct salute, he said solemnly:
"Hi girl, is there anything I can help you with?"

Yu Nian: "That's right, if you have anything to do, you can talk to uncle..."

"Be upright!" Shen Yi patted the wretched smile that appeared from his waist and said.

Wearing a school uniform, Reba laughed and said, "Uncle Police, I came here for a trip by myself, but I couldn't find the way. Let me ask you the way. Do you know how to get to the Red Star Youth Hostel?"

Shen Yi said: "Oh that's right, the Red Star Youth Hostel is very close to here, follow this road, go up, and keep walking."

Yu Nian echoed, "Then turn to that side and you'll be there, there."

Shen Yi said: "I don't know, just follow this road and count the intersections."

Yu Nian said: "Just turn the corner at the first intersection and you'll be there."

"Oh, I see." The female student nodded.

Yu Nian said, "There is a street sign at the intersection."

The female student played by Reba bowed and showed a bright smile and said, "Thank you two police uncles, you have worked hard!"

"No! It's not hard work! Be careful of the steps, my little sister." Yu Nian bent over and saluted, but the salute was directly reversed, and Shen Yi looked helpless.

"Oh, it's the other way around! Here! Oh... I didn't expect you to be so funny."

Yu Nian smiled wryly and said, "How dare I tease you, me? It's really..."

Shen Yi waved his hand and said: "Hey, you can't say that, it should be about what we do here."

Yu Nian nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, it's really good to work here. You see how much they respect us. They call us the police uncle and bow to us. They are not afraid of us at all."

Shen Yi said: "That's right, it's different from your labor camp.

Yu Nian said, "Hey, it's completely different."

Shen Yi said: "It's like this in society. As long as you respect others, others will respect you, especially like us. Why can we gain the trust and respect of the common people? This is because of the blood and tears of our countless colleagues and seniors. Even in exchange for life."

"So wearing these clothes, in fact, we not only represent ourselves, but also bear the heavy responsibility of being a policeman."

Yu Nian murmured: "As long as you respect others, can others respect me?"

Shen Yi smiled and said: "Of course, we are the people's police."

Yu Nian nodded, his mentality visible to the naked eye really changed slightly: "Oh, yes yes yes......"

Shen Yi smiled, couldn't help looking at Yu Nian's appearance again and said: "It seems that you, comrade, have just started working not long ago."

Yu Nian said embarrassedly, "Isn't that right, I just put on this outfit, what about you, comrade?"

Shen Yi waved his hand and said: "I haven't been here for a long time, maybe 20 years."

"You haven't been doing this for long... You are an old man, so you should criticize more if you have something to do." Yu Nianpo said with a smile.

Shen Yi waved his hand and said: "Hey, we can't talk about criticism, but I really want to remind you when I see something inappropriate."

"Look at you, a policeman, you should pay attention to your appearance, look at you..."

Yu Nian: "What's the matter with me?" (皮)
Shen Yi said: "I don't even know how to stand. You have to hold your chest up. Hold your head up, can you? Hold your head up! Oh, I didn't say that... This outfit really doesn't look like you."

Yu Nian was shocked and said, "You...you can see it?"

Shen Yi said: "That's needless to say! From this point of view, it looks like wearing someone else's clothes."

"That's right! I was too anxious when I came out, so I just grabbed something and slipped out, and I didn't try to see if it fits or not." Yu Nian said embarrassedly.

"The main thing is to straighten and flatten your clothes, so that you can look formal and energetic!" Shen Yi straightened Yu Nian's clothes with a few strokes.

"Hey, don't tell me you're an old policeman. I feel refreshed by what you've done. How about it, comrade? Is this okay?" Yu Nian looked at the stretched clothes with a smile, and looked at him again with air. Shen Yi.

Shen Yi: "...It seems that your problem is not just about clothes."

　My grandma is over 90, and she didn't suffer from heart failure in her sleep. It was a happy funeral. The family actually prepared for it a long time ago, but it is indeed a pity when the day comes, but what should I do? However, a happy day is a day, I hope everyone can be happy in the moment and enjoy life!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)