I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 299
After observing for more than half a day, Shen Yi said: "I understand! You see, it's mainly you who are watching people, you always seem to be watching people secretly."

"Who? Me? I think people are sneaky?" Yu Nian bent over and shrunk his neck, his eyes were full of whites, and the pupils were gliding around in them, vividly expressing the word "thug eyebrows and mouse eyes".

Shen Yi pointed and said: "Look!"

Yu Nian: "No..."

Shen Yi said helplessly: "Oh, you have to look at people through the eyes."

Yu Nian put a finger between the two eyes and said: "From the middle of the eyes, I said that from the middle of the eyes, I can't see anything clearly?"

Shen Yi said: "Come here and look at me."

Yu Nian: "From the middle of the eyes, right?"

Shen Yi said: "Yes... Hey! Don't you meet eyes? You look straight at me... Don't go! Look straight at me, talk!"

Yu Nian was pulled tightly in front of him by Shen Yi, his whole body trembled, and he said tremblingly: "Say... what are you talking about?
Shen Yi said: "Say whatever you want, whatever you want to say."

Yu Nian said nervously, "Then I'll tell you everything."

Shen Yi said: "Say!"

Yu Nian closed his eyes and spoke quickly: "Ben... I am Chen Xiaoer, male, 24 years old, ethnic Han, who lives at No. [-], Luoguo Hutong, and was the special commissioner of the No. [-] and No. [-] bus stationed by the thief company before being arrested." ………”

"Hahahahaha! You are so humorous." Shen Yi patted Yu Nian with a smile and said happily.

"Me?" Yu Nian looked like crying.

"How dare I be humorous with you???"

Shen Yi smiled and said: "The prisoners in your place all say that, right?"

Yu Nian smiled and said, "Ah, that's what everyone has to say."

Shen Yi said: "So you have memorized these words by heart!"

Yu Nian said: "I know everything by heart."

Shen Yi said: "Look, look, when you are talking, you still have no confidence."

Yu Nian said: "Isn't this....... Feeling guilty?"

"What's there to be guilty of, you have to get used to your current identity." Shen Yi patted Yu Nian on the shoulder and said.

"It's because of my identity... that I feel guilty!" Yu Nian said with a depressed face.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh, I'm going!"

"This actor is really funny!"

"The acting is really good..."

The audience was full of joy, and in just a few minutes, everyone's affection for Yu Nian's role has been raised to the peak.

Different from all the previous skits of the same theme like police and thieves, everyone takes the police as the protagonist.

Talk about how difficult it is for the police, how the thief repented because of the deeds of the police, how he changed his past and rehabilitated himself.

Shen Yi's skit this time is very different from the thief, who was supposed to be a negative character, but was regarded as a supporting role as the main rhythm point and protagonist.

From the perspective of God, everyone knew that Chen Xiaoer was a thief, and watched him meet the police, which led to so many things, colliding with the most natural comedy elements due to the difference in identities between the two.

All of this, in fact, what the audience experiences is from the perspective of the thief Chen Xiaoer, and the tension and helplessness under this perspective are actually the truest psychological portrayal of the large number of people here.

After all, the juvenile prisons that Shen Yi and the others came to were all relatively minor, and few of them had anything to do with human life.

A large part of them are actually poor families or do not like to study. They have been influenced by Hong Kong young and Dangerous and domestic black people since they were young, and gradually become punks, fighting and stealing.

Fundamentally speaking, such people have not yet completely fallen into darkness, but they still understand some right and wrong, and know that they are afraid of the police and the law.

So to a certain extent, most of the people here are actually Chen Xiaoer, or they will become Chen Xiaoer in the future.

For other viewers, this kind of perspective may only be fun and interesting, but for this large group of Chen Xiaoer, it is actually more empathetic.

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On the stage, Shen Yi looked at Yu Nian encouragingly and said:
"Come on, say it again."

"I......shall I say it again?"

Yu Nian hesitated for a while, cleared his throat and said in a low voice: "I am Chen Xiaoer..."

"No, no, I want you to say something else." Shen Yi raised his hand to stop Yu Nian's words.

"I won't do anything else." Yu Nian bowed his head.

Shen Yi thought for a while and clapped his hands, "I have an idea, then... let's put it this way, for example, we saw a criminal!"

Yu Nian was startled, and his shoulders shrank back suddenly.

However, Shen Yi didn't care about Yu Nian's actions at all, instead he continued to describe with relish: "This criminal is committing crimes right now!"

"Just over there?" Yu Nian asked in fear, following the route that Boss Wei walked past just now.

"That's right over there, we saw a criminal committing a crime!" Shen Yi saw Yu Nian looking back, so he also pointed over there, which directly scared Yu Nian out of his mind.

Yu Nian said: "It's so dark, I shouldn't be able to see it..."

Shen Yi said: "I said for example!"

Yu Nian was shocked and said, "It's not a metaphor, you are really an old policeman, no, you are simply a policeman, how do you know??? There is a person..."

"Yes! You are very savvy!"

Shen Yi nodded and said: "We started from actual combat, that's right, we saw a criminal
"Pry the safe?" Yu Nian asked.

Shen Yi said smoothly: "Yes, there is a man who is breaking the safe."

Yu Nian's legs went limp and he knelt down on the ground and muttered, "How do you know?" (○Д○)

After seeing it, Shen Yi quickly pulled Yu Nian up with helplessness and said, "It's not that you are so timid!"

Yu Nian: "I'm naturally timid..."

Shen Yi said: "When you meet this kind of situation, what do you say at this time!"

Yu Nian was sweating profusely, he quickly waved his hands and said, "It has nothing to do with me!!!"

Shen Yi said with a serious face: "No, it has a direct relationship!"

"This... I... You know everything???" Yu Nian's legs softened and he almost knelt down again, but this time Shen Yi had experience, and directly scooped up Yu Nian from the side.

"It's not comrades, listen to me, I... I'm a coercion at most, I didn't want to do it, he insisted on me wearing it, I'll wear it like that...you just..."

"Oh, stop! What nonsense are you talking about? Let me tell you that in such a situation, three sentences are enough!" Shen Yi interrupted Yu Nian's nonsense.

"Those three sentences?" Yu Nian asked puzzled.

"Look at me!" Shen Yi patted the creases on his body that didn't exist, then straightened the brim of his hat, and the next moment he faced Yu Nian with sharp eyes and shouted loudly:

"Stop, hold still! Hands up, policeman!"

Shen Yi originally came from military arts, and wearing a police uniform is very suitable. When he spoke suddenly, no matter whether it was from the action or the expression, the heroic and serious feeling, even if the real policemen below looked at each other, he couldn't help it. He secretly praised him for being handsome.

As for the people in the Juvenile Management Office, they couldn't help but tremble, and couldn't help shivering.

As soon as the voice went down, Yu Nian's already soft, noodle-like legs could no longer bear the weight, and he knelt down neatly, throwing himself on the ground, and stretched his hands directly behind his back very smoothly.

Shen Yi: "Oh, I didn't ask you to cooperate with me! I asked you to practice with me."

Yu Nian: "Oh..." T_T
Shen Yi said: "Come and follow me, stop and don't move!"

Yu Nian: "I...I didn't move."

Shen Yi was speechless: "Raise your hands! I didn't let you, you see I taught you, why are you always cooperating with me!"

Yu Nian said with a guilty conscience: "I always thought it was me..."

Shen Yi said: "Come on, try it."

Yu Nian said: "I...that's right, I'm a policeman, I'm a policeman, I'm a policeman!
Shen Yi said: "Hey, that's right"

Yu Nian plucked up his courage and said, "Stop, don't move...then what if he doesn't listen to me and beat me?"

Shen Yi said: "You are stupid, before you even waited for him to make a move, you flew up and kicked his vitals."

Yu Nian was a little skeptical: "It's that simple? Does this trick really work?"

Shen Yi nodded triumphantly: "This is my unique technique, it is sure to work, come and try again."

Yu Nian said: "Stop, you stand, stand"

Shen Yi instructed from the side: "You have to have strength in your words, stop! Come and come at me, I'm like your opponent."

Yu Nian said: "You...then I dare not."

Shen Yi: "Oh, if you don't dare, just come at me."

Yu Nian said: "Okay, I'm at you...stop!"

Shen Yi encouraged: "Speak louder!"

Yu Nian: "Stop!"

Shen Yi: "Good!"

"Don't move!"

"Good, hold on!"

"Put your hands up!"

"Come again!"

Following Shen Yi's reappearance, Yu Nian, who was already at the top, directly kicked towards Shen Yi's vital point...

"Hahaha!"

"Oh…………"

Immediately, there was a burst of exclamation from the audience.

It was only after Yu Nian kicked him that he came back to his senses, and quickly apologized, "Oh no, comrade, I'm sorry, I kicked you, didn't the kick break?"

Shen Yi was throbbing in pain, and it took a long time before he opened his mouth and said: "Fortunately, I have practiced before..."

Yu Nian said: "Really, you are awesome, can you teach me another trick?"

Shen Yi said viciously: "This is enough for you!"

"Hey, then I'll practice this trick first!"

Yu Nian happily agreed, "Stop, don't move, raise your hands... Where are you going?" "

Shen Yi pointed to the front and said: "I'll go over there and have a look."

Yu Nian watched Shen Yi walk away and waved with a smile, "Oh, goodbye, goodbye."

"Stop, hold still, raise... Comrade, do you need help?"

As the stage sank down, Yang Zi, who was holding a guide stick and wearing sunglasses, came out step by step acting as a blind girl, and Yu Nian immediately went up to her.

Unlike the hippie smiling faces of girls I saw before, this time Yu Nian unconsciously became a lot more serious.

Blind girl Yang Zi said: "I want to cross the road."

Yu Nian said: "Then let's go, I'll help you there, let's go..."

The blind girl Yang Zi took a step back vigilantly and said, "Thank you, no, I can walk without you..."

Yu Nian said, "Oh yes, don't worry about comrades, I'm a policeman."

Blind girl Yang Zi asked in surprise, "Are you a policeman?"

Yu Nian said: "I'm a policeman, you touch it, did you touch it? The police badge."

The blind girl Yang Zi felt relieved immediately and said: "Oh, you are really a policeman, I'm sorry, I thought... Thank you, comrade policeman!"

"It's okay, it's okay! Wait a minute! Stop and wait! Don't leave! What about you, stop!"

It was rare for Yu Nian to have such an opportunity to perform. He was so happy, he rushed out to perform loudly on the street, but it was late at night to pry the safe, and there were so many cars on the street... Woolen cloth…………

Blind girl Yang Zi said in fear: "Does that police officer have so many cars?"

Yu Nian smiled and said, "Of course, I told them to stop and wait for you."

"Thank you, Comrade Police!" Yang Zi smiled sweetly
Yu Nian was a little embarrassed and said: "Hey, why are you being polite? Isn't this what you should do? You support me, let's go, walk slowly, get on the curb, be careful, okay."

Blind girl Yang Zi: "Thank you!"

Yu Nian: "You're welcome!"

"See you tomorrow!"

"See you tomorrow!"

Silently looking at Chen Xiaoer wearing a police uniform and helping others, everyone smiled and smiled, and their silent expressions gradually became a little bit touched. That feeling was something they wanted, but they never seemed to A thing that has never been obtained is called "respect".

on the stage…………

"Hi, I'm the police!"

"What's wrong with me?" Liu Haoran who had just played pretended to be startled by Yu Nian and said

Yu Nian saluted and said loudly, "Do you need help?"

Liu Haoran: "I'm going home."

Yu Nian said: "Oh, you go home, do you know the way home?＾▽＾

Liu Haoran: "I have walked this road for 30 years." (;[-]_[-])
Yu Nian said regretfully, "You must know him?"

"I must know you! Comrade, can I go?" Liu Haoran tentatively asked.

Yu Nian saluted again and said loudly, "Goodbye!"

"Goodbye…………"

Watching Liu Haoran leave, Yu Nian seemed to have failed to help the old man to cross the road with a red scarf, his expression was full of regret, and he murmured:
"Hey, it's such a big night, it's fine if there's no one, and there's no car passing by, let me direct the command, you see..."

At this time, Boss Wei ran over from a distance with a big package on his back and said happily, "Xiao Er's business is done, let's go..."

(End of this chapter)