I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 300

Seeing the actor playing Boss Wei running out from a distance, Yu Nian stood at attention and said in a loud voice, "I'm a policeman, do you need help?"

Boss Wei: "Oh, don't pretend, it's done, let's go!"

"You... are a thief???"

Yu Nian opened his eyes wide and realized that he immediately shouted, "Stop, don't move!"

"What are you bluffing about? You..."

"You call the police again!" Boss Wei looked anxious, and quickly wanted to shut Yu Nian's mouth.

However, Yu Nian was already fully involved in the drama at this time, and took a step back with a serious look to warn again: "I'm a policeman! Raise your hand!"

What are you bluffing?You forgot yourself... Whoops! ! ! "

With Yu Nian kicking his feet, Boss Wei was thrown to the ground before he could finish half a sentence.

"Chen Xiaoer... When did you kid learn to do this?" On the stage, Boss Wei knelt on the ground and cried out in pain.

Yu Nian took out the handcuffs from his pocket with a proud face and said, "When, I just learned it, of course you don't know.

Boss Wei looked at the handcuffs nervously and said, "Oh no! What are you going to do, you?"

"Shake you, what are you doing...you dare to move around!" Yu Nian saw another kick when he lifted his leg, and then directly handcuffed the handcuffs on Boss Wei's hand.

At this moment, Shen Yi rushed over directly from a distance: "Hey, what's going on?"

Yu Nian said triumphantly, "Report, I caught a criminal who was breaking the safe."

After Shen Yi looked up at the two of them, he pointed to the handcuffs and said, "Then you should handcuff the two of you together."

Yu Nian suddenly said: "Ah, that's right, that's right! This time I let you run, you can't run away."

Under the auditorium, watching the conversation between the two of them with his calm and calm expression, almost everyone slowly tasted it.

Just now Chen Xiaoer was exposed like that, the unfit police uniform, the suspicious top-secret mission, and the words that were completely accidentally spoken at the end. As a policeman, if you regard all these as humor, it would be too funny for the sake of being funny Well, there is absolutely no logic at all.

But now thinking of the policeman played by Shen Yi leaving halfway and returning quickly, it is obvious that this is to stabilize Chen Xiaoer and call more people to catch them all in one go.

In this way, although all the irrationality is still not completely true, the whole logic can already be matched.

It's just... this Chen Xiaoer...

Shen Yi smiled and said: "Is he the only one?"

Yu Nian said: "There are two in total."

Shen Yi: "What about that?"

Chen Xiaoer: Let the wind outside.

Shen Yi said: "Then how did you know?"

Yu Nian smiled and said, "It's all discussed in advance. One is inside to break the safe, and the other is a policeman in disguise to let the wind out."

Shen Yi said: "What about the one who let the wind out?"

"The one who let the wind go, the one who let the wind go" Yu Nian looked around.

Shen Yi slowly withdrew his smile and said seriously, "Chen Xiaoer."

Yu Nian: "Here!"

"gender!"

"male!"

"age!"

"24 years old!"

"Profession!"

"The Thief Company is stationed at No. [-] and No. [-] Roads. I'm a thief... Am I a thief?" Yu Nian's fluent words slowly faltered, and then he touched "my" police uniform in a daze, and looked up at his originally funny face , couldn't help but feel a little more unbelievable and unwilling to face it.

Boss Wei on the side snorted angrily: "What do you think you are! This policeman is probably ready to arrest us! Isn't it fucking nice to play with you?"

Yu took a step back, his lips trembled slightly, his eye circles turned red more than once, and he murmured: "I'm really a thief, how could I be a thief? I...I..."

The smiles of everyone in the auditorium deepened as Yu Nian played tricks, as he pretended to be a policeman, and as he gradually entered the play.

However, until the real identity of Chen Xiaoer, who was known to everyone, was finally exposed, it was supposed to be a happy ending, but everyone couldn't help feeling a little bit acid in their hearts.

When the false identity of the police, which represents beauty, respect and redemption, is finally ripped off, whether it is the police or the prisoners here, looking at the lost and pitiful Yu Nian, there is no smile on their faces before, and some are just faint Regret and helplessness.

It's like having a sweet dream at night, no matter how sweet it is, you will still wake up in the end and be forced to continue to face this cold reality.

It is different from other sketches that use large lines of lines to express ideas and convey value.

Shen Yi's sketch was just telling a story seriously, but looking at Yu Nian's expression, the touch and reflection at that moment were much better than the thousands of words before.

"It's a pity that the policeman was laid off after only a short while."

In the audience, Wang Hao opened his mouth to pretend to be a joke, but he couldn't laugh out of his mouth.

He pretended to glance unintentionally at a policeman next to him. He was very familiar with that policeman and had been in contact with him many times, but this time Wang Hao looked at him without the previous fear and unnaturalness. There was a hint of envy.

"Pity…………"

"Oh, if I hadn't..."

Looking at Yu Nian's expressions on the stage, the regret hidden deep in everyone's hearts seemed to be slowly taking root and growing bigger and bigger.

Shen Yi patted Yu Nian on the shoulder and said: "Don't cry, you still have meritorious service, you are much better than him."

Yu Nian said with frustration, "That's not okay."

Shen Yi said: "Okay, okay, you, return my things to me first."

Yu Nian: "Who took your stuff? Look through it... this..."

Shen Yi pointed to the things Yu Nian dug out and said helplessly: "This is not, the wallet, mine."

Yu Nian: "Get used to it!" T_T
The show is over...

(End of this chapter)