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Chapter 330 The Spring Festival Gala is over!

Listening to Shen Yi's nonsense, Allen, who played Deng Xiaoliang, stood aside and didn't know what to say, while Deng Xiaoliang's wife, played by Ma Li, covered her mouth with her hands in shock!
However, Hao Jian, who is a master of drama, didn't stop, and picked up Deng Xiaoliang's apron from the sofa.

"Don't stop me! Mom, at that time every day in the long corridor of the hospital, your echo wafted in the middle of the night every day, you just took my dad's apron and kept shaking your arms, husband, husband, father, father-in-law Why!"

"Open your eyes, open, open, open, open!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Watching Shen Yi's antics, the audience in the audience couldn't help but chuckle.

Deng Xiaoliang took advantage of the time when the wife played by Ma Li was in a daze, and anxiously walked up to Hao Jian and pointed at Hao Jian a few times: "What are you talking about! All father-in-law and mother-in-law are inferior!"

Hao Jian: "~(￣▽￣～)~"

"Husband~~~"

The wife played by Ma Li came from behind with a crying voice, and Allen played Deng Xiaoliang hurriedly agreed, walked to his wife's side, patted the back and comforted softly:
"It's okay, it's okay! My husband is here, it's okay."

Ma Li touched her husband's chest and said: "Husband, I can't enjoy the happiness you bought me with your health. I still like you more now!"

Deng Xiaoliang: "Hey? Hey hey hey hey!" (^o^)
"???"

Hao Jian was a little puzzled and said, "It's a coincidence that you two will be able to complete your consummation. That's fine, I'm leaving."

Deng Xiaoliang quickly ignored his wife, and quickly stood up and shouted: "Wait a minute! Hey, it's not that you said you are a son... so you come back to see your mother, can you come empty-handed???"

Allen, played by Deng Xiaoliang, finally got smart. At this time, Dachun put his hands in his pockets, how could he not know how much money was in Charlotte's trouser pockets.

Hao Jian: "He...I"

Hao Jian, played by Shen Yi, stammered a little, and said anxiously: "No, you know... I... came here in a hurry!"

Deng Xiaoliang: Then why don't you go in a hurry?Did you forget?You said you took it and put it in your pocket. "

Allen smiled and pointed to the left pocket of Hao Jian's trousers.

Hao Jian took out a hundred yuan from his left pocket speechlessly: "This pocket is my mental damage fee!"

Deng Xiaoliang: "That pocket!"

This time, it refers to the right pocket containing Hao Jian's own salary and the money given by Deng Xiaoliang.

"This pocket is my own salary!"

Hao Jian, played by Shen Yi, quickly explained, and then pointed at Deng Xiaoliang's wife with the hand holding the money: "Moreover! Even if I give it to my mother, my mother can't take it!"

Deng Xiaoliang's wife, played by Ma Li, was not polite at all, and took all the money from Shen Yi's hand without crying, and her actions were straightforward: "My son's filial mother must keep it!"

"!!!???"

Hao Jian: "Mom...you...actually, you don't have to be so real!"

Deng Xiaoliang was overjoyed: "Okay, son, you should hurry back this time!"

The characters played by Allen seem to be silly, but in fact, each character has a sense of great wisdom and stupidity. After the stupidity, there is a hint of shrewdness.

Just like Dachun in "Charlotte's Annoyance", he would also laugh at seeing Charlotte being bullied at the class reunion, and in his dreams he would practice the King of Fighters over and over again in order to defeat Charlotte, just to defeat Charlotte.

This kind of feeling is really unique to Allen, just like Zhang Yiming who played Zhuang Qiang in "The Richest Man in Xihong City".

Once this feeling has passed like Zhang Yiming's, and the audience feels that the "protagonist" has been bullied, the laughter will be reduced and other emotions will be derived, but Alan will not.

What is the chemical reaction between actors, the reaction lies in the subtle feeling in the collision of acting skills, if it is not exaggerated at all, it is not funny enough, if it is too exaggerated, it may become bloody, and it will not stop Get rid of the burden, shake the burden, upgrade the burden, or why comedians like to use happy endings and sad endings.

This is really a shortcut. On the one hand, you can say that you have raised your value, and on the other hand, you don’t have to worry about it.

Comedians are not stupid. They know that audiences don't like happy endings. If they can really come up with good pure comedy sketches, do you think they won't do it?Some are really level and don’t allow………

On the stage, the reversal at this time wave after wave

Hao Jian's eyes widened angrily, and he looked at Deng Xiaoliang spreading his hands: "Who is it? Me? I'm just me, I'm just going back!!! Ah? Dad???"

Unknowingly, Shen Yi's father's call was not as unfamiliar as before, and became more and more proficient!

At this time, the wife of Deng Xiaoliang, played by Ma Li, smiled sweetly and innocently and said: "Son, come to see mom and give mom back the money. It's not good if mom doesn't take it. Since everything is fine, come on son! Then you Put it back on!"

Hao Jian and Deng Xiaoliang stared blankly at the TV and fell silent for a moment...

Hao Jian, played by Shen Yi, picked up his watch for a long time to look at it and said vaguely: "No, Mom, look at you, don't worry, this...... how difficult it is to wear back during commuting time!"

Deng Xiaoliang's wife, played by Ma Li, urged: "You should go back and take care of your dad!"

Hao Jian turned his head and looked at Deng Xiaoliang with playful eyes and lips: "Do you... need to be taken care of??? Ah... Dad???"

Another wave of reversal, just now the two of them just replaced the TV with a real one, and now this TV is a real thing!

Deng Xiaoliang: Huh?Or... why don't you let him see his grandma, and just put it back on his grandma's TV. "

Deng Xiaoliang, played by Allen, hugged Hao Jian while talking, and hurriedly dragged Hao Jian to the door.

"No, his grandma's house doesn't have a TV!" The wife played by Ma Li pulled the two of them back with an unassailable reason.

Deng Xiaoliang suddenly realized, he sat down on the sofa and covered his face with his hands: "Ah...that's over!"

Hao Jian looked back at Deng Xiaoliang and said with a sad face: "Didn't you just give up on me like that? Dad???"

"Hahaha!!!"

There was bursts of laughter in the auditorium below the stage, and everyone laughed out loud.

Deng Xiaoliang's wife walked to the TV cabinet, picked up the TV remote control with her hand, and asked Hao Jian, "Son, which station did you come from? The local station or the central station?"

Hao Jian looked back at the bad friend with a bitter face: "Ah? Dad! You choose a stage!"

Deng Xiaoliang was helpless: "Put it on!"

Hao Jian was terrified: "Isn't it...... just wear it???" (○Д○)

Deng Xiaoliang was helpless: "No trick!
Hao Jian was speechless: "What do you mean, let me die with your TV?"

Deng Xiaoliang: "You wear it first! I'll figure out a way after I wear it!"

Hao Jian: Then what else do you think of? After I wear it, just carry it out for me, won’t it be over? "

(▼ dish▼#)
"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Heh heh heh..."

"Oh, I'm going! I'm so happy hahaha!!!"

"No! My stomach hurts!"

"Mom, I can't laugh anymore!!!"

"Pure living treasure, what do you think of this!"

The burden was upgraded layer by layer, layer by layer, and the whole scene was like a frying pan. The audience at the scene could maintain their image at the beginning, but now all of them are blushing.

Don't mention them?It is the host who has seen their skits countless times in the rehearsal, and now he is overjoyed when he looks back again, and the smile on his face has never stopped.

………………

………………

Deng Xiaoliang's wife ran to the side holding her belly, and took out another bottle of wine from the kitchen: "Oh, yes! Son, take this wine with you on the road!"

Hao Jian said bitterly: "What else do I bring to drink on the road, I'll drink it now, so as not to hurt when I wear it for a while!"

The wife of Deng Xiaoliang, played by Ma Li, stepped forward and grabbed Shen Yi's hand and said, "Son, you came this time, and let mom fully understand that happiness is actually very simple. Don't keep thinking about what you have, but think more about what you have." !"

"Good good!!!"

There was a burst of applause from the audience, but just when everyone thought it was time to add value and misunderstood the end of the classic ending, Hao Jian played by Shen Yi immediately became another burden:
"Mom, if you really want to understand, you just think about what was in your pocket when your son came? Now......... nothing!"

Deng Xiaoliang silently pushed Hao Jian away with his hand and said, "You two are talking about two different things!"

Deng Xiaoliang's wife waved to Hao Jian and said, "Son, let's wear it!"

Hao Jian looked back at the TV with a sad face, and crazily complained to the audience and Deng Xiaoliang: "When I came, no one told me that I had to go back and forth!"

"Mom, I miss you!!!"

Hao Jian, played by Shen Yi, turned around and kept Ma Li's thigh, crying loudly.

Deng Xiaoliang's wife sobbed, "Mom can't bear you either!"

Hao Jian: "I also hate myself!"

Deng Xiaoliang is the most sincere: "I also hate the TV!"

Deng Xiaoliang's wife gave her husband a slight look and smiled, "Husband, if you really miss your son, you can wear it with him!"

Deng Xiaoliang: "Okay! Huh???"

(○Д○)

Deng Xiaoliang's wife, played by Ma Li, pushed Deng Xiaoliang to Hao Jian's side and said: "Son, you just take your dad to wear it together, so that mom can open her eyes too!!!"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience laughed again.

The first sentence may have been an unintentional mistake, but if you still say this now, the ending is already very clear.

However, Hao Jian still didn't realize it at all, and turned into a spitting machine: "No, you are opening your eyes! We are opening the scoop...Dad! How about...the elders wear it first!"

Deng Xiaoliang, played by Allen, looked back at his wife and shook his hand with a smile. He sat on the sofa, patted the sofa with one hand, raised his legs and looked like he was watching a good show, and the direct sadness expression was gone. !Immediately understood completely.

"What else are you wearing.....Look at your mother wearing clothes like that!"

Deng Xiaoliang's wife sneered: "Acting, you can't have a beginning and an end? Right? Hao Jian!"

Hao Jian, played by Shen Yi, shivered, and said in a childish voice, "Mom"

"Ehhhh!!!"

In the auditorium under the stage and off the screen at this time, there were bursts of voices of female fans agreeing.

Deng Xiaoliang lowered his head and said embarrassedly: "Honey, I was wrong, I shouldn't have lied to you."

Deng Xiaoliang's wife said with a smile: "I have prenatal syndrome, but I am not stupid. I can tell what is cheating and what is love!"

"Wife!"

"husband!"

The two hugged each other tightly and sprinkled Shen Yi with a mouthful of dog food. It's a pity that Ma Li's height is a bit short compared to Alan's, and she just reached Alan's chest. , like hugging a monkey, Shen Yi burst into joy...

After Deng Xiaoliang's wife hugged her husband, she took out all the money from her pocket and looked at Hao Jian with a smile: "By the way, Hao Jian, I also want to thank you, this time I have to work hard for you to accompany my husband in this scene." Yes, this money...uh, uh!"

Deng Xiaoliang, played by Allen, saw his wife's sudden pain, and hurriedly supported him from behind and said nervously: "Hey! What's the matter with your wife?"

Hao Jian said anxiously: "What else can I do, this is about to give birth!"

Deng Xiaoliang was at a loss: "Then... what should I do!"

"Send it to the hospital!" Hao Jian waved his hand and ran two quick steps to open the door.

Deng Xiaoliang immediately picked up his wife and ran out the door)

"Hao Jian, uh, this money, money..."

"Money or money, just treat it as a gift for the child!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Good good!!!"

"Hey, this ending... is really good! I finally met someone who is not fooling the IQ of the audience!"

"Yeah, the previous skit was full of these actors, and the actor who was played was like a silly 13, and the people next to him acted like idiots, and they pretended not to know. This is obviously more reasonable. I know you guys Acting also amuses you by the way!"

"Well, and the values ​​are also very positive. Ma Li's performance is getting better and better."

"That Allen is not bad either!"

"Well, only Shen Yi... will always be the same Shen Yi, that's great! It's just getting fat!!!"

The skit ended, and the next song and dance work appeared with the introduction of the host. However, the audience in the auditorium and in front of the TV screen at this time were still immersed in the skit just now.

"Where are you pretending to be the fourth elder brother!"

"That Huang Ama's refrigerator is also cold!"

"Go, there is half a cucumber in the refrigerator to stir-fry four dishes!"

"Your family entertains guests quite extravagantly!"

"Son, did you cross over to the central station or the local station?"

"Ah Dad? You pick a table!"

Every sentence is a burden, and every sentence is still fresh in my memory.

When people lament the changes in the Spring Festival Gala skits, they often say: "In the past, the memes that broke out in the Spring Festival Gala skits were enough for us to play for a year, but now the memes that we played for a year are exposed in the Spring Festival Gala..."

Today, everyone can finally see some good sketches, and go to visit relatives after the Spring Festival. Speaking of the Spring Festival Gala, everyone can finally not only complain, but also chat about two interesting things.

For example, Shen Yi, for example... "Today's Happiness"!
Or, hey, Guo Donglin changed his wife again this year! ! !

(End of this chapter)