I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Happy Twist's sketches include movies, but in fact, no matter in terms of subject matter, they are not considered unique in the era that created them.

Whether it is the crossing of "Today's Happiness" and "Charlotte's Annoyance" or the interpenetration of "The Iron Fist of Shame" or the wealth challenge of "The Richest Man in West Red City".

In fact, the first time we see it, we know, oh, this thing has a prototype, and this theme has been expressed in similar works before.

But the great thing about Happy Twist is that he knows where the jokes of the domestic audience are, and he can catch these jokes and play around wildly.

Of course, in addition to this, of course, there is also the credit of the actors. Can other works do this?Yes, but it's not as good as Happy Twist on the level of comedy.

Just like the time-traveling in "Charlotte's Annoyance", everyone dreams of time-traveling back to the school, kissing the school girl, beating the bad guys, bullying the rich second generation, beating the teacher, and finally becoming famous and becoming a big star relying on the memory of the future, whoever wants to sleep who.

Everyone knows that this is the case, and they all dream that this is the case. Internet novels have written about this theme countless times, but in the end, only Happy Twist dares to show it truthfully.

Comedy movies, if you say they don’t have any thoughtfulness, it’s not good, but don’t be superior to others, and have the hypocritical vigor of literary and art workers.

Ah, the yy that ordinary people want to read is too vulgar, I have to write something advanced, something that can educate them...

he...tui! ! !

It is precisely because everyone has such an idea that in the end, whether it is a sketch or a comedy movie, it becomes more and more unattractive.

The subject of time travel has been going on for so many years, and in the end...it is Shen Yi and the others who dare to take it on the stage.

Others should be good men, good men, good security guards, and those who think of you want to kill you.

Everyone is tired of aesthetics. At this time, if there is something a little more trendy, everyone will praise it. There is no way for the audience of the Spring Festival Gala to suffer for a long time.

On the stage, there was another burst of enthusiastic laughter and applause, and the atmosphere of the audience has been heightened to the extreme. However, everyone knows that this is just the first big climax, and the plot has just fully entered.

Yang Ma's Spring Festival Gala was surrounded by the camera, and the movement of Deng Xiaoliang happily sticking out his thumb behind his wife on the screen was clearly seen by audiences across the country.

And the wife played by Ma Li was stunned for a few seconds, then looked at Deng Xiaoliang and suddenly said loudly: "Deng Xiaoliang! You are too much!!!"

As we all know, when your wife or girlfriend suddenly calls you by your full name word by word, then you must be in serious trouble. At this moment, you should either apologize quickly, or you will instantly apologize for all the bad things you have done All good reasons have been found.

Deng Xiaoliang trembled all over, naturally thinking that his wife had seen through the deception, grabbed his wife's arm, and just wanted to explain:
"Wife! It's not you, let me explain to you!"

"Deng Xiaoliang, you have such a high merit, and you don't pass it on to your son!"

Deng Xiaoliang's daughter-in-law hammered hard and Deng Xiaoliang said angrily.

Alan, who plays Deng Xiaoliang, has a net height of 188, and with a pair of platform shoes, he is already 190. Although Shen Yi is tall, he is only 180. In front of Alan, he is indeed short...

"It's...it's my fault!" Deng Xiaoliang covered his face with his hands and looked ashamed, but he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.

"Baby~~~" Ma Li looked at Shen Yi gently raising her arms, her voice was warm and full of femininity, but she couldn't help but want to laugh in her heart, when she called Shen Yi like that... But Not too many, call less once!
"Mom~~~"

And Hao Jian, played by Shen Yi, spoke in the same pretentious voice, and Deng Xiaoliang, who was screaming, felt like goose bumps on his body.

Deng Xiaoliang's wife stroked Hao Jian's round face and said, "Mom has been imagining what you will look like...Mom overestimated you!"

Hao Jian: "Hey, mom hugs!"

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Deng Xiaoliang: "..."

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"Hey hey hey, let's break up! You're going to crush you when you were a child again."

Hao Jian: "No, I want my mother to hold me like this and never leave."

"Separate!" (▼皮▼#)
Deng Xiaoliang grabbed Hao Jian's hair and forcefully pulled him away.

However, in the next second, Deng Xiaoliang's wife directly pushed Deng Xiaoliang aside: "You separate!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Heh heh heh..."

Seeing Alan's aggrieved and silly face and Hao Jian's face, the audience leaned forward and back again with joy.

"Baby, tell mom what the future of our family is like?"

Hao Jian glanced at Deng Xiaoliang complainingly, straightened his hair before saying, "My future father is amazing, he is a big entrepreneur!"

Deng Xiaoliang's wife: "Really?"

Hao Jian: "It's true that he even made it to the rankings in the United States."

Deng Xiaoliang reminded: "Forbes!"

"Ah yes!"

Hao Jian nodded and said, "It was indeed that old guy from Forbes before, but he was on the list of my dad, right? My dad is tall and big...he alone occupies three pages on the rich list , People don’t accept nicknames, so now this list is called the list of rich people!”

Deng Xiaoliang's wife: "Honey, you really didn't disappoint me."

Deng Xiaoliang waved his hands and put on a naive look: "Hey, I've emphasized again and again, how can a woman win the world if she loses her trust!"

Deng Xiaoliang's wife: "Son, what do you do now?"

“…………”(ー_ー)!!
Hao Jian, played by Shen Yi, had a dull expression. After being silent for a while, he turned his head to look at Deng Xiaoliang, and said in a low voice, "Ah...Dad? Didn't we discuss this before???"

"Hahaha…………"

There were bursts of light laughter from the audience.

Deng Xiaoliang, played by Allen, covered his mouth and said in a low voice: "What is this discussion, just talk casually, anyway...your mother doesn't know."

Hao Jian: "Then I rub..."

As soon as Hao Jiang said a word, Deng Xiaoliang slammed Hao Jian from behind.

"Mud... ash... gather the ash together... marl...ah, I'm doing research on human epidermis."

The wife of Deng Xiaoliang, played by Ma Li, clapped her hands with a mouthful of Northeast scumbags: "Oh my god, you are in medicine!" "

"Yes! Human epidermal dirt science!" Hao Jian, played by Shen Yi, affirmed.

"Oh my god! Then Mommy gave you so much prenatal education music for nothing." Deng Xiaoliang's wife, played by Ma Li, looked regretful.

Hao Jian waved his hand and said, "Hey, why is that? It's not for nothing. Every time I finish removing the dirt, I give him a drum set!"

Speaking of which, Shen Yi imitated the action of being slapped on the back in the bathhouse, then pointed in front of him and said with a natural expression: "Okay bro, take a look at the cards in your hand!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh, I'm going!"

As soon as the sentence was finished, everyone saw that Deng Xiaoliang pushed Hao Jian to the ground the next moment and did not get up for a long time.

Hao Jian, played by Shen Yi, also felt that he had slipped his tongue?After thinking for a long time, he opened his mouth to look back and added: "Well, the first... card, I am the... chief in the band - the number one card!"

Deng Xiaoliang wiped his sweat: "Hahahahaha... um..."

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Deng Xiaoliang's wife also breathed a sigh of relief and smiled: "Oh my god, I was shocked. I thought he was just taking a bath! Hahaha!"

Deng Xiaoliang laughed and said: "My son is both civil and military, follow me!"

Deng Xiaoliang's wife: "Husband, you are awesome!"

Hao Jian, played by Shen Yi, saw that the two of them were enjoying each other's business. He opened his mouth and couldn't help adding drama to himself: "Of course, he is really good because he has a good buddy by his side!"

"You are so right to my son! How about the old saying, those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black!"

"Good buddies are so important. Your dad is not successful now, because he was dragged down by good buddies. Especially that Hao Jian!" Deng Xiaoliang's wife, played by Ma Li, agreed with a full face.

Hao Jian: "Who?" (ー_ー)!!
Deng Xiaoliang's wife: "Hao Jian!"

Hao Jian looked back at the guilty Deng Xiaoliang and said in surprise, "Then Uncle Hao Jian...isn't my dad's best buddy???"

Deng Xiaoliang pushed his wife and said: "Wife, I don't allow you to provoke the relationship between me and my buddies!"

Deng Xiaoliang's wife was puzzled: "Didn't you say this yourself? You said that you would feel sick when you saw Hao Jian, and you said that Hao Jian looked like a human being, but he never did anything. Your father also said..."

Deng Xiaoliang quickly interrupted: "Honey! Go, isn't there half a cucumber left in the refrigerator, hurry up and cook four dishes for the child."

"Four vegetables fried with half a cucumber..."

The audience in front of the screen couldn't hold back another burst of dark joy, and everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"Oh..." Ma Li walked into the kitchen vaguely.

Hao Jian, played by Shen Yi, covered his chest with a look of discomfort and anger, he gritted his molars and said each word: "Deng Xiaoliang... Your family treats guests extravagantly!"

Feeling guilty, Deng Xiaoliang didn't dare to argue, so he hurried to the TV and got busy: "Hurry up! Give me a hand!"

Immediately under the watchful eyes of everyone, Hao Jian and Deng Xiaoliang moved away the fake TV props and hid them, and moved the real TV back into the TV cabinet.

This is exactly what Shen Yi designed, the premise of all the baggage in the second half of the sketch.

Deng Xiaoliang looked proud after finishing his work: "You're done! Let's go quickly."

Hao Jian: "Wait a minute! Is it okay now??? What did you say about me just now? You said that I look like a human being but I never do human affairs. Let me ask you! Why do I look like a human being? Ah no ………”

"Why do you say that I look like a man... You are so mad at me!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Heh heh heh..."

The audience laughed so happily that they were silly, and the applause was even more enthusiastic.

Deng Xiaoliang said anxiously: "Hey, I coaxed my daughter-in-law to tell you to take it to heart? In this way, I will give you 100 yuan, mental damage fee!"

Hao Jian, played by Shen Yi, sneered, "Let's play! Which mental illness do you see that you can look after with 100 yuan???" (▼炸▼#)
Deng Xiaoliang, played by Allen, also looked at the kitchen and said anxiously: "No, are you finished? You go now, we'll talk about it later!"

He wanted to push Hao Jian out, but he accidentally pushed Hao Jian down.

"Oh! You gave me a big somersault! Mom! Mom!" Hao Jian fell to the ground and pretended to be pitiful.

Deng Xiaoliang: "Hey! What are you doing, you! Ah? Don't..."

"What's the matter? What's the matter baby? Oh, this, this, this, what..." The wife of Deng Xiaoliang, played by Ma Li, stepped out of the kitchen with a bottle of seasoning, with a look of surprise on her face.

Deng Xiaoliang also quickly pretended to be stupid and said: "Yes, son, what are you doing? It's so cold on the ground! Get up quickly!"

Hao Jian's eyes lit up, played by Shen Yi, he grabbed Alan's outstretched hand and held it straight away. In an instant, the actor's upper body felt sad: "Dad! Dad! I came here this time just to see you one more time." !!!”

Deng Xiaoliang: "??????"

Ma Li and Deng Xiaoliang's wife glanced back at Alan and said, "What's wrong with your father?"

Hao Jian took out 100 yuan from Deng Xiaoliang's pocket and said, "My future father, because of this, suffered a heart attack from exhaustion! That heart, a bridge! After the filming, the doctor was shocked. Isn’t this the famous Xizhimen Overpass?”

Deng Xiaoliang's wife: "Ah!!!"

Deng Xiaoliang: "Huh???"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

The people of Kyoto laughed instantly.