I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 392 In "Today's Happiness 2"
If you want to take stock of one of the most classic burdens in cross talk, the famous stalk of "bathing" must not be ignored.

Yes, this burden does not come from the past few years, whether it is what Guo Degang said in the cross talk, what Yue Yunpeng said, or what Shen Yi said in the sketch is actually a tribute.

The original version of this paragraph originated from the most classic and famous pair of "Two Zhaos" in the cross talk industry, Zhao Zhenduo and Zhao Shizhong. Guo Degang and Yu Qian in 06.

The two chatted about this speed in a crosstalk of the classic work "Eight Fan Screens". After swimming in the North Sea, seeing the clear water of the lake, they happily took a bath.

However, what is a classic, its classic is that no matter when it is aftertaste, it will have a good effect no matter when it is taken out for renovation.

As soon as Ma Li said this, and then thought of Hao Jian's "wife" who was listening on the phone over there, the laughter at this moment was even more explosive than last year's drill TV, and it was more enjoyable.

The whole scene became restless, and at the front of the auditorium, the sketch actor Sun Tao, who had just finished the sketch and was sitting in the first row, felt both fortunate and bitter when he sat with his partners.

Fortunately, their skit was the beginning, and the show was over ahead of schedule, otherwise the show would not be able to catch up at all.

As for the bitterness, there is no need to say more. When the good guy first started the show, the atmosphere was almost more exciting than when his show was at its climax.

As a result... this is the first episode of others, and now it is worthless to watch the second episode...

As a sketch actor, especially in the Spring Festival Gala for so many years, he knows too well when the audience here is pretending to be enthusiastic and when they are really enthusiastic.

But it is precisely because of knowing that the huge gap can be felt more clearly.

How should I put it... I was hit and wanted to retire...

But on the stage at this time, after the burden was finished and Ma Li walked out from the edge of the stage holding a date, everything naturally became clear.

What Shen Yi hid behind the door was afraid of bursting into cold sweat, so he hurriedly stepped forward and explained loudly to his wife on the phone:

"Ah, boss! It turns out that what you wash are edible red dates!!!"

The boss played by Ma Li is dressed in a red dress, with curly hair and high-heeled shoes. He looks deliberately old-fashioned. At this moment, he looks at Shen Yi with a confused face: "Hao Jian? You... It's so late. How did you come here?"

Shen Yi took two dates, threw them into his mouth and ate them. While eating, he said embarrassingly, "Oh, boss, isn't it........ Didn't you promote me to be the manager of the lobby? Guolan came over and said thank you very much.”

Ma Li suddenly realized, and breathed a sigh of relief: "Ah, thank you, thank you! Oh, are you tired from carrying this little fruit basket?"

Shen Yi said: "It's okay! I walk two steps and rest two steps, I'm not tired!"

Ma Li waited silently for a few seconds, seeing that Shen Yi was still not ready to leave, she said with a little embarrassment: "This Hao Jian, it's like this, it's not the time for you to come today, my ex-husband will come in a while, I'm afraid it will cause unnecessary trouble. Misunderstanding, you understand, ha!"

Shen Yi said: I understand, I don't want to delay the two of you, but... Who do you think hasn't misunderstood?Here I would like to ask you to say something loudly, you said that there are seven waiters in our hotel, why did you promote me to be the lobby manager?
Ma Li complained with a puzzled look: "What? Is the probability very low? Don't you know why I promoted you?" ╯﹏╰
Shen Yi said: "I...sometimes I am clear, and sometimes I am confused!" (;[-]_[-])
Ma Li said directly: "What's so confusing about this? To put it bluntly, didn't I just fall in love with you?"

"Oh oh oh oh!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Ouch, I'm going!!!"

There were bursts of exclamation from the audience again, laughter and applause.

Shen Yi opened his eyes to the boss, and said with a sore face: "Boss, let me tell you... You're right in your words. If you want to steal things like this, I'll tell you that I'm really wasting time." You're gone for a while!!!"

Ma Li is also very anxious: "Oh my god, Hao Jian, why are you still sitting down?! It's not that you see Hao Jian at this time, my ex-husband will come later, and it's the middle of the night, if we are caught , isn't it... not suitable?"

Shen Yi sat on the sofa with a clear conscience and didn't believe it at all: "How can I still be arrested? If I eat two dates from your family, why should I be arrested!

Seeing that Shen Yi didn't respond, Ma Li became even more anxious: "Hao Jian, do you think we should all sleep at this point?"

As soon as these words came out, Shen Yi jumped up from the sofa in a flash, and quickly interrupted: "Hey, what's the matter! When did this happen? When did we two sleep?"

At this time, Ma Li was also anxious and unclear: "Hao Jian, let me just say it straight! I won't keep you tonight!"

Shen Yi held the phone in one hand and was so anxious that he was about to cry: "Isn't it you who stayed with me one night? It's not the boss, what did you say today that made a big bang?! I ask you to answer me seriously, what is the relationship between the two of us?" What's the matter?"

Ma Li: "Hao Jian, if you really don't want to leave, can you come back after my ex-husband is gone?"

Shen Yi was completely crying now: "Then can I come back? Why didn't you talk against the wind today?"

Ma Li: "No, you came against the wind!"

"Who..." Shen Yi was about to explain, but was interrupted by a knock on the door before he finished speaking.

As soon as Ma Li's expression changed, she grabbed Shen Yi and walked towards the window sill: "It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over! It's time to show up! Hao Jian, hide quickly!"

Shen Yi still insisted: "No! Why did Hao Jian, who has a clear conscience, hide?"

Ma Li was also in a hurry and quickly pushed him out, saying, "We separated because of a misunderstanding! I beg you to hide quickly!"

"I'm upright and I'm not afraid of the shadow leaning on me! Shen Yi turned his neck and said, and was knocked down by the sofa.

"Hurry up my shoes!"

Shen Yi flipped over at once, but he didn't expect that when he flipped over, he would use his strength directly. According to the rehearsal, he wanted to throw one away and leave one to wear under his feet, so as to match the burden behind him. innocent".

As soon as the two shoes fell off, Ma Li and Shen Yi on the stage were also confused.

Fortunately, Shen Yi was quick-witted, and rushed back to put a shoe on his foot before Ma Li took the shoe.

Originally, she was anxious and had some acting elements in it, but now Ma Li was really anxious. Seeing that Shen Yi finally put on one shoe, she threw the other shoe out with the other shoe in her hand, almost throwing it directly on Shen Yi's head. : "Hurry up and hide in the curtains! Here are your shoes!"

The corner of Shen Yi's mouth twitched as he watched the shoes go away: "It's over, now the only body left is not afraid of shadows!" (the shoes are gone)
"Go in!" Ma Li anxiously pushed Shen Yi into the curtain, then quickly tidied up her messy hair and opened the door.

As soon as the door opened, Jiang Chao was standing outside the door in a suit, and the two looked at each other silently, inexplicably, they really looked like husband and wife...

The background music sounded silently, as if there was love meeting in the eyes of the two.

Jiang Chao came in with a shy face, walked around, stroked the furniture, and said softly and with a bit of nostalgia: "Is it all replaced with new ones?"

Ma Li was also embarrassed: "Yeah, what else should I use? Didn't you let you move out during the divorce?"

"Hahaha!!! The audience laughed lightly.

Jiang Chao: "Really?"

Ma Li looked helpless: "Old Gao, forget about it. When you leave, only me and the load-bearing wall are left at home!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Heh heh heh..."

Now with the previous foreshadowing, the audience laughed again.

Jiang Chao scratched his head in embarrassment, and saw that the curtains were open to reveal two large windows outside, and he was about to pull the windows: "Back then, I was too impulsive! Hehe..."

This action was nothing at all, but if you knew what was behind the curtain, it would be a bit scary.

Ma Li, who just saw this operation, flew over to block Shen Yi, her face full of nervousness: "What... what are you doing with the curtains? It's in the middle of the night!"

Jiang Chao covered his mouth and smiled: "You were so shy back then, and I was shy too!"

Seeing Ma Li turning her head away in embarrassment, Jiang Chao turned sideways and quietly stretched out his hand behind him... and then directly pulled Shen Yi's hand from behind the curtain.

"Back then, I held your hand, just like now, my little heart was beating, and we just held hands, walking on the asphalt road, and bumped into your mother head-on! Give you Scared."

Jiang Chao pulled Shen Yi silently from behind the curtain to the outside, leaving Ma Li standing there dumbfounded and pale, almost going crazy.

When Jiang Chao saw Ma Li's expression, he was even more affirmative: "That's right! You had such an expression at that time! When you saw your mother, you immediately took your hand away and went into the woods."

Just as he was talking about this moment, Shen Yi took the opportunity to escape, but the voice behind him was chasing after him, Shen Yi ran into the curtain, Jiang Chao was chasing after him, a real version of cat and mouse:

"As soon as I saw you running, I chased you! Oh, I chased you! You ran! I chased you! You ran! When I saw that I could not catch up with you, I waited Wait for you! As a result, you bumped into my arms!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh, I'm going!"

"Oh my god...it's so funny hahaha!!!"

While all the audience laughed, Jiang Chao stopped immediately, and Shen Yi rushed into Jiang Chao's arms full of passion just like in the story.

"I... go!" Seeing the two hugging each other directly, Ma Li was so anxious that she kicked her ex-husband directly, and quickly dragged Shen Yi out to hide stand up.

"Oh, I'm going! Your heartless kick has kicked me from memory to reality!" Jiang Chao had just been covered by a curtain and couldn't see anything, when he was suddenly kicked and covered his stomach.

However, Ma Li didn't notice this at all, seeing that Shen Yi was about to run out, she quickly called out "Hao Jian!"

Jiang Chao: "Okay, I'm cheap! I'm so cheap!" π_π
Ma Li reacted this time and quickly explained: "I didn't mean you..."

Jiang Chao: "Stop talking! I'm here today to tell you good news. I'm getting married again! I found a young girlfriend who is young, beautiful and rich. Don't you think it's annoying? Hehehe. I want you to check it out for me. If someone as narrow-minded as you says she is okay, then we both will get the certificate! Of course, as long as you say you disagree..."

Ma Li turned around and looked at Jiang Chao with the last bit of hope...

However, the straight man's ex-husband didn't understand at all, and he still said complacently: "That's not easy! Hehehehe, isn't that feeling a little uncomfortable???"

Ma Li was instantly furious and completely angry when she was provoked: "If you say that, then my heart... will feel so bad! (smirk) Hahahaha! Now that the words are out of the way, then you should check for me first Come on! Come on, show off, baby!"

As soon as Ma Li opened the curtains, she revealed an embarrassed Shen Yi who was leaning on the window...

Shen Yi: "I...he...don't misunderstand that I just hung my shoe on a tree branch! Pick it up."_

(End of this chapter)